"Why don't you sit down a little bit, looking at your shy answer, are you still afraid that I will become a tiger and eat you?" Xiao Qi wanted to tease this armor guard, so he teased everything he said.

The guards were red-faced, eager for this woman to speak bird language next to her, but also afraid that something that shouldn't happen would come out.

He remembered what his mother had warned him all the time, in this world, there are a few things that must not be touched, one is not to approach women indiscriminately, be careful of flower willow disease.

The second is not to gamble easily, once addicted, you will go bankrupt. The third is not to be deceived and deceived, people are doing such things that hurt the heavens and reason, the heavens are watching, and they will go to eighteen layers of hell after death.

The guards were afraid that Xiao Qi, a woman who came out of Fireworks Willow Lane, would suffer from flower willow disease as her mother said, and her lifelong innocence and her mother's diligent expectations would not be disappointed.

"The little monk went down the mountain to fast, the old monk explained, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and she has to avoid it when she sees it, the girl said well, the woman is a tiger, and my mother told me so."

The first guard smiled wryly, but he was thinking in his heart, his mouth is so sweet, he is afraid that the birds in the trees can coax it down, no wonder many men are willing to spend a lot of money in order to win a smile from the beauty.

"I can't see it, you still know that a woman is really a tiger, come over and see if I can eat you."

Your little brother is so funny, how can you compare the best dishes on a woman's body with the tofu made from soybeans? ”

No matter how hard Xiao Qi is, this armor guard is like eating a scale, and he just can't follow her way.

Xiao Qi had no choice but to give up teasing him and deliberately lead the topic to His Royal Highness the Prince.

Speaking of the prince's style, the rhyme, the guards are like a few treasures, and I have never seen it in my memory, the fact that all kinds of women were taken into the palace by the prince from this back door.

"I heard that even the eldest princess of Yong'an Kingdom also entered from here, have you seen it?" Xiao Qi asked softly.

"Why haven't you seen it, this princess Mengyao is both talented and beautiful, and her temperament is different, and she brings a personal palace maid in every time." The first guard said with deep feelings.

"Hey, there are so many women coming in and out of the back door, all of them are beautiful and beautiful, and they are carried out in the night, you stinky boy, how can your memory be so deep, how do you know which one is the eldest princess, is it possible that the eldest princess still dares to expose her identity?" Xiao Qi shook his head with a smile, pretending not to believe the words of the guard.

The first guard was anxious, and explained: "Of course, my memory will be profound, because every time the princess comes here, only the eldest princess and the personal palace maid come together, and the number is very small. When it comes to nights when there is no Celestia, this back door is overcrowded! ”

"Oh, so that's the case, then something big happened in the Xiaoxiang Pavilion these days, the eldest princess shouldn't have the heart to come here, right?" Xiao Qi asked quietly.

"Why don't you have a heart, on the contrary, the eldest princess has a big mind, and I heard that she brought a snowball. It is said that as soon as I went to the East Palace, I and His Royal Highness the Prince, and the blue sky and day in the dormitory to have fun...... "A guard wanted to speak and stopped, afraid of trouble coming out of his mouth, and immediately closed his mouth.

Although the guards wanted to speak and stopped, the sky was blue and daylight, what else could lonely men and widows do in the dormitory, Xiao Qi naturally knew it.

"Snowball, are you talking about the white cat? I heard that there is a Persian white enchantress next to the eldest princess, it is about that snowball, this Persian white enchantress is amazing! ”

"You know this, you're really not simple!" The first guard smiled teasingly, the woman who is messing around in the green building, I haven't heard of any strange deeds, I haven't seen any wonderful deeds, and it is reasonable to know about Xueqiu.

"Speaking of this snowball, I don't know what kind of demon it is, and it almost killed Princess Coco!" The first guard simply poured beans into a bamboo tube and told everything he knew.

Xiao Qi didn't feel surprised, but smiled and groaned: "It won't take much effort for a snowball to devour a thousand guards. Princess Coco almost died, so she still has a small life. ”

"It is said that the eldest princess stopped it in time, and Princess Coco turned the corner, but the white enchantress drank the blood of the eldest princess before letting go, and finally the eldest princess fainted to death.

The eldest princess can also be regarded as a blessing in disguise, otherwise the rights and wrongs of the prince in the palace and the queen's mother will definitely not be able to spare her. ”

The guards did not hide it, and 1510 and Xiaoqi gossiped.

The eldest princess was actually taken away by the queen's mother, damn it, the prince's east palace came in vain. I have to go to Xiangyang Palace, it's really a good thing.

Xiao Qi got the news that he was going to steal, and there was no point in staying here any longer, so he stood up, patted the dust on his ass, and raised his leg to leave.

"Hey, where are you going?" The guard who was talking happily with Xiao Qi saw that the woman in black was about to leave, how could he be reluctant, the kind of interest in chatting with the woman under the moon was strong.

"Go to Xiangyang Palace!" Xiao Qi said casually, forgetting that he was here to find someone.

"You plan to go to Xiangyang Palace, Xiangyang Palace is where the queen lives, what are you going to do there?" Guard A jumped up vigilantly, picked up a spear from the ground, pointed at Xiao Qi and scolded loudly, "You weren't sent by Guard B, you're a spy!" ”

"Hehe, what you said is also true, where is there a woman in the Qinglou who wears a night suit and comes here to find a wild man, even if she borrows ten guts, those delicate women in the Qinglou don't dare to come here, not to mention that the one who sees the military master, hehe, I just blame you for being too stupid, Mr. Stupid Bear, I don't have time to accompany you."

"I want to go, but I'm afraid it's not that easy!" The first guard quickly blocked Xiao Qi's eyes, "If you don't tell me the reason for visiting the prince's east palace at night, don't want to leave here." ”

"If I say that I am the old friend of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, do you believe it or not?" Xiao Qi would rather grind with the guards than easily wield a gun and a knife, not to mention that the sword has no eyes, and it hurts anyone if he doesn't get it right.

"Don't believe it!" Guard A pursed his lips, stubborn, and his eyes were full of hostility.

"Don't do this to me, I'm not a bad person!" Xiao Qi said with a hippie smile.

"There is no inscription on the forehead of the bad guy, how do I know if you are a bad person, the person who acts at night is either a snitch or a pervert, either robbing money or robbing sex, I have never seen a righteous gentleman go out in the middle of the night."

"Robbing money and robbing color, you think I am a hero in the green forest?" Xiao Qi chuckled, "Even if you rob money, it's not my turn to do this little girl, don't you say?" ”

"People like you are becoming more and more frightening, who has ever seen a woman, running around in the middle of the night, so your whereabouts are too weird, and you are definitely not a good woman. The queen is a model for a generation of women, what do you want to do? ”