Chapter 467: Three Seconds Real Man (Fourth Update!) )

Spring is blooming, everything is recovering, and it is the season of mating and mating!

Weasels, snakes, and monkeys and cats, as if collectively in estrus, rushed out, and there was a sense of immediacy that the old forests in the Northeast were demolished and resettled in Xuzhou.

Fortunately, here, the demonic qi is rampant, the ghost qi is cathartic, and the fog miasma formed does not have to worry about being discovered by ordinary people here.

Not far behind the rockery,

Zhou Ze and lawyer An stood side by side,

The white warbler stood behind him.

Zhou Ze actually had a very itchy hand and wanted to make a move, but watching Brother Monkey chase the old man in sunglasses and run around,

Seeing that when the two Northeast Great Immortals and the black cat faced the two black shadows, they didn't fall behind,

Zhou Ze actually had a feeling that he had nowhere to stay.

It's a pity that I came out in too much hurry and didn't bring out the Wahaha melon seeds in the room, otherwise it wouldn't be so boring.

It can be seen that the two Northeast Immortals, including the black cat, seem to have become much more condensed than before, and the Yin and Yang Book has been placed on the monkey's side, and I don't know how the monkey got it, and it seems that he still gets along well with those monsters.

Say something that is not afraid of being ashamed,

Boss Zhou, the real owner of the yin and yang book, personally called the yin and yang book,

Maybe the few goblins in it don't necessarily give face,

They collectively gave face to Brother Monkey this time, and they were very desperate.

"What about the local ghosts in Xuzhou?"

Zhou Ze said.

Lawyer An smiled, "Soon, soon, do you see the water on the other side of the pavilion, there are so many paper figures floating, here today, it is more lively than expected, like a party." ”

implication

It's just that you don't have to worry about running out of fights.

The identity of the old man is unknown, but what he did must be a great rebellion that Yin Si does not allow;

Set up the archway, deliberately create the soul of the dead to receive the soul,

Placed in ancient times,

It is equivalent to standing up for oneself and tearing up the flag and rebelling.

That is to say, all the guys who appear next and stand with the old man in sunglasses can be attacked as an anti-party accomplice by the upright and selfless and loyal to their duties, who love Yin Si and love hell.

At this point,

At the door outside this hotel,

A mad leper monk came,

But when I got to the flower garden at the door,

He stopped.

"Amitabha, why is it so lively inside, the demons are dancing wildly."

The leper monk did not go any further, but took a few steps back and sat down on the bench at the door.

As soon as he sat down, the leper monk immediately jumped up, turned and shouted into the flowerbed:

"Who is it, scared the poor monk to death!"

Among the flowers and plants in the flower garden, a girl's face was revealed, and the girl looked like she was sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing a floral dress, lying in the flower garden, and she was not too dirty.

The skin is a little dark, not very white, but it looks clean and healthy.

"It's you, why don't you go in?"

The leper monk asked.

Obviously, the monk knew her.

"The flowers and plants here tell me that there may be danger inside."

The girl's voice was very good, like a lark crying softly.

"Huh."

The leper monk sat down again,

"Also, they are the east, invite us to come, we are guests, how can there be a reason for guests to help the master's house catch cats and dogs.

You have to clean the house to have a treat. ”

"It's not that they said they could provide me with a large piece of the flower, so I wouldn't come."

Two sedans drove over, and three men and one woman got down from below, and these four people ran directly to the hotel, looking very anxious.

"Hey, monk."

The swarthy girl reached out and patted the monk's head,

"Don't pat the poor monk's head, otherwise the poor monk will be in a hurry with you."

"Okay, I'm very stingy, do you see, a few local ghosts in Xuzhou have been bought."

"Hmm."

The leper monk nodded,

The one who just entered was the local ghost in Xuzhou.

"Monk, you said, the roots of the Yin Si are rotten like this, when will it fall?"

"When did the root of the yin be clean?"

The leper monk asked rhetorically.

"Forehead ............"

"Didn't your mother-in-law tell you about all this bullshit?"

"No, she seems to have something to say to me, but I can't wait, so I use her as fertilizer and plant flowers."

"Huh."

The leper monk has a black line on his face, this girl, he is a little frightened in his heart, don't look at the appearance of a simple and hard-working farmer, her real means and the true face hidden under this face, I'm afraid even the Buddha will have a headache, right?

"Then you tell me, I'm just curious, this yin has been eaten by all sides, not to mention the ghosts below, even if they catch their heads and inspect them, they also have their own backers and calculations, no matter how you look at it, it looks like it's about to be finished."

"In ancient times, the emperor sent Yinggou to guard the Netherworld, and after that, Yinggou fell, hell fell apart, and finally Taishan sealed Zen and reorganized the order of hell.

However, since the disappearance of the last generation of Taishan Mansion Emperor, Hell was divided again, and it was not until the Ten Halls of Yama and the Bodhisattva of the Earth King officially settled in that the current Yin Si order was re-established.

The Ten Halls of Yama are the symbol of the Yin Division, but everyone knows that it is the mysterious Jizo King Bodhisattva who now holds the greatest authority among the Yin Divisions.

King Jizo Bodhisattva once made a great wish,

Hell is not empty and you will not become a Buddha,

Got it? ”

"What do you understand? Speak well, don't be witty, this girl doesn't have any incense money for you. ”

"It's that people wish that Yin Si rotted to the bones, and then fell apart, so in the past thousand years, since the disappearance of the previous generation of Taishan Mansion Jun, the high-level people who are really in charge of Yin Si are actually looking forward to Yin Si finishing his own play as soon as possible.

It's just that this system has its own operating principles, and it will take some time to collapse. ”

"Oh, this looks, I really hope it will collapse sooner, and when the time comes, there will be no distinction between yin and yang, and I can plant flowers on the other side of the yang at will."

"Amitabha, people are people, ghosts are ghosts, people and ghosts, they are one, the rules of yin and yang, the poor monks have always hated it!

The ambition of the King of Jizo Bodhisattva is also the ambition of the poor monk. ”

This leper monk is a great virgin to the souls of the dead.

Outside the hotel,

A monk and a girl are chatting happily,

Inside the hotel,

With the addition of those four ghosts in the city,

The scene suddenly became even more hilarious.

The female ghost that Zhou Ze had seen before was standing behind the old man in sunglasses at this time, helping the old man restrain the monkey.

And the four local Xuzhou ghosts who came in a hurry didn't say a word, and directly attacked those monsters, maybe doing this is more active than their own work.

"Tsk."

Zhou Ze, who had been standing next to him for a long time and his legs were a little numb, asked with some dissatisfaction:

"Lao An."

"What's wrong, boss?"

"Those ghosts in Changzhou have been co-opted by the forces of hell, and the five ghosts we saw in Xuzhou were also bought by the forces behind the old man.

Why is it that no one cares about our city? ”

Wen Yan,

Lawyer An fell silent.

It's really the problem of his own boss who is too bone-based to be surprised,

He really didn't know how to answer for a while.

It's like everybody is mixed in one system,

There is an endless stream of people in other departments who send filial piety to all kinds of ice charcoal and bribes.

But his own department is a clear water yamen, and no one pays attention to it.

The department head almost hung the sign "Lao Tzu wants to embezzle" at the door, but there was still no one to buy.

In fact, lawyer An's smuggling business Zhou Ze has long been a shareholder, but this can only be regarded as a small fight in his family;

Not to mention, now that I think about it, all along, no hellish force has extended an olive branch here, waving a lot of dark money and shouting:

Dare me to mix, there is meat to eat!

"Is it because our reputation for passing through the city is too good?"

Zhou Ze looked at Lawyer An, "So no one bribed us?" ”

"Perhaps...... Right. ”

"Lao An, we are still too regular."

The more Zhou Ze thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt in his heart, and the more his hands itched.

"Therefore, we need to clean them up and tell the outside world that our ability to pass through the city is still very strong, and it can be regarded as playing our own signboard.

The harder we get them, and the better we kill them all, the higher our price will be. ”

Lawyer An began to bewitch.

Zhou Ze smiled meaningfully,

"Lao An, why do you feel like you're pushing me into the fire pit?"

"How is it possible, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if it is not to earn a value for yourself, at least you can tell those various forces and ghosts that it is okay to do things in the future, don't do it in Tongcheng, otherwise you have to weigh your own catties.

In this way, the boss you can bask in the sun with peace of mind. ”

Over there, with a total of five local ghosts in Xuzhou joining,

The animal world is beginning to lose its strength, and the decline is obvious, and it seems that the little monkey has also reached the time of transformation.

Today's Mid-Autumn Festival,

The moon should be round tonight,

Maybe a little help for the monkeys, right?

It seems that monkeys like the full moon.

But alas,

It's the morning of great daylight,

It's still far from the moon coming out of the dark.

"Come, assign the target, those two shadows, Lao Anyours; That old man in sunglasses in pants, you are in charge of Yingying. ”

implication

The remaining five local ghosts in Xuzhou,

It's Zhou Ze's own.

"Appetite is so big? Hold on carefully. ”

Lawyer An smiled, his figure jumped out directly, and shouted:

"Yin Si is orderly, the law of death is ruthless, broken!"

Shoot directly at those two black shadows!

"Boss, come on, huh!"

The white warbler kicks the ground on one leg,

The strong physique of the female zombie is revealed,

She was originally a two-hundred-year-old zombie, and she was constantly nourished by Zhou Ze's side, which had long become unusual.

Now,

He shot himself out like a warhead, and smashed it straight down at the old man in sunglasses.

The battle situation, because of the sudden addition of these two people, instantly became more chaotic, and even the five local ghosts were stunned for a moment, why are there so many uninvited guests today?

And at this time,

Zhou Ze also walked out,

As a boss,

It's definitely going to be the finale,

BGM is possessed,

It's a pity that the veteran who is best at putting BGM is on the other side.,I can't cooperate with myself.,A little regret.。

Zhou Ze spread out his palm,

Watching his five nails slowly grow out,

A familiar feeling hits,

Softly said:

"Coffee ............"

alas

After thinking about it,

Take care of the emotions of the person in your body,

After a pause,

Zhou Ze continued:

"Turning the clouds!"

"Buzz! Airplanes! Airplanes! Airplanes! Airplanes! ”

Five black chains burst out from beneath the ground,

instantly entangled the five ghosts in Xuzhou.

It's getting a lot thicker,

It's also darkened a lot.

Zhou Ze thought to himself,

but not to delay his action,

Continue to the creeping tunnel:

"It's raining!"

"Boom!"

The chains seem to have been pulled back into the ground at great speed,

The five ghosts who had just been locked up had no time to break free, and they were directly dragged and smashed to the ground together.

Time

There were five ghostly figures lying on the ground, extremely embarrassed.

This feeling,

It's so comfortable.

Zhou Ze silently experienced the pleasure of being directly suppressed as soon as he appeared,

Then

My head was dizzy, my chest was short of breath, and I knelt on the ground as if I had asthma, gasping for breath.

out of force,

I actually lost my strength directly.

Zhou Ze himself didn't expect it,

How many seconds has this been loaded?

And at this time,

Suddenly there was a voice in his heart that Zhou Ze didn't want to hear now:

"Really............ Fast............ Ah............h