Chapter 466: Animal World (Third Update!) )
The laughter of the old way made many "ghosts" in the pavilion a little confused all of a sudden.
I've only heard of ghosts scary, but now it's really people scary ghosts.
Even the guy who put his face on Lao Dao's shoulder with an extremely strong smell of fat powder looked a little hesitant.
If it was really a "ghost" sitting in a pavilion here, in fact, there wouldn't be so many troubles, and it is estimated that he would have long since ignored the three-seven-twenty-one and directly swarmed up and tore the old road to pieces.
The point is that in fact, the people sitting here are all poor people.
Holding the job bowl in the Yin Si system, he must think more than those fart ghosts in hell;
I also like to think more about doing things and hesitate, and if I fart a little bigger, I can figure out a lot of things, otherwise I'm always sitting on a cold bench in the yin, and I'm bored, isn't it?
For the Yin Si high-level management, the ghost difference is a "consumable" product, and the discount rate is extremely high.
But there are also some people who don't want to make progress but know how to protect themselves, they have not been consumed, they have not been promoted, they have always occupied the pit, lived like the previous generation, and made this kind of dress similar to the Republic of China.
When Xiao Lori accompanied a group of ghosts to Rongcheng, there were a lot of old ghosts of that generation who passed, and they wanted to make a big handful of them safely and steadily, to see if they could make some oil and water, but the ending was quite tragic.
These "ghosts" in the pavilion are also representatives of the old ghosts, and I don't know why they gathered here.
But these old ways don't know, and he still thinks that he accidentally entered the ghost den.
In my heart, I first greeted the eighteenth generation of lawyer An's ancestors cordially,
And then without hesitation, he reached into the crotch of his pants,
The martial artist in martial arts practices the art of drawing a sword,
Pay attention to a fast, ruthless and accurate!
This is crotch pulling,
The same path is pursued.
This time
Stimulated by an existential crisis,
Crotch pulling is faster, harder and more accurate than ever,
In addition to the paper symbols, the fingertips are mixed with several curled black hairs,
Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one,
Slapped directly on the face of this fat powder!
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!h
A terrible scream came,
The rune paper burns, and even the powder burns with it,
And in an instant, it was reduced to ashes!
Lao Dao was also taken aback,
Mom,
After being imprisoned in prison for more than a month, the skills of the poor Dao have increased dramatically?
If Lawyer An stood on the side, it is estimated that he would directly appreciate the old man's eyes, and his skills would increase greatly? Don't dream, people are all doppelgangers made of paper.
If a ghost is instantly lost by a charm,
Then you're really awesome.
The old man shook his head,
touched the crotch of his pants again, and took out another talisman and looked at the many "ghosts" present.
These "ghosts" did not rush up,
Several of them even shouted:
The shouting sound is also "gurgling", as if the mouth is shouting a lot of stones and mud, and it is not clear to hear.
But in an annex suite across the pond,
The old man who was pressing the begonia with a pear tree immediately prepared to get up,
"Something's wrong, I'll take a look."
But the female ghost stretched out her foot and hooked his back,
Clamp hard,
Yell:
"It's not a few seconds."
moment
Flying down three thousand feet,
call
That's it.
truly
It's not a few seconds.
The old man got out of bed, and one of the two men in suits who was standing next to him to watch the battle immediately stepped forward to help the old man get dressed, and the old man gave the other a look, and the second man in a suit walked straight out.
"What's wrong?"
The female ghost is also wearing clothes,
She actually felt a little sorry that this old man was just an appetizer, and she didn't like it, and she actually wanted to taste the taste of those two puppet suit men.
"I don't know what those old vegetable gangs are calling for, but fortunately, His Holiness doesn't really plan to rely on them to get things done, otherwise it's really a bunch of things that are not enough to succeed and more than to lose.
It's okay to wave the flag and shout on the side, if something happens, these cowards can run faster than anyone else!
You clean up here, I'll go outside and take a look, there are still a few waves of guests to arrive, and I'll feed you well when it's over." ”
"Okay."
The female ghost almost threw away a amorous look,
As for what he thought in his heart, it is unknown.
They don't feel how unbearable and chaotic they are, and having fun in time is what they are aiming for now.
…………
And in another suite,
The three people who were tasting wine put down their wine glasses together,
The shouts of the old ghosts in the pavilion had an effect on all the ghosts, like the sound waves transmitted by bats.
Lawyer An dropped the cup directly on the ground,
There was a crackling sound,
At the same time, he clapped his hands,
Road:
"Hey,
The minesweeper sappers have completed their task,
Let's go! ”
It's an encounter between a handful of people and a handful of people,
It's a bit of nonsense to insist on studying some complex tactics,
The key is one word:
"!"
Although they are all ghosts,
But what everyone is doing is actually a street gangster fight.
You made trouble in my territory and I was almost caught,
Lao Tzu seized the opportunity, and while you didn't carry it, he rushed out directly, and a brick was smashed on the back of your head!
…………
"Don't come, don't come!
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable,
Amitabha! ”
Lao Dao took the rune paper and looked at these "ghosts".
These paper clones and ghosts really don't dare to step forward one by one, even if they are clones, if they are destroyed, they will have a loss of the body, and none of them want to suffer this loss.
It's also their nature.
in a word
Judging from the current situation, the number of such old ghosts is getting smaller and smaller, and those who are still alive are all human spirits.
In recent years, the new oni cha has become the mainstream, and it is said that Yin Si seems to be brewing reforms, calling these old oni cha back to hell to stay and make room for young people.
It's a pity that Yin Si does not have a retirement system, and there is no such thing as Shouyuan, so it is naturally more difficult to replace the old and the new.
It was at this moment that
A dark shadow appeared behind Lao Dao,
Lao Dao didn't have time to turn back, he felt that he was kicked in the back, and the next moment he flew out directly upside down, hitting the pillar of the pavilion, nosebleeds flowed out, and he almost fell into the pond.
The nearby ghost clones smiled gloatingly.
"Squeak Squeak !!!"
The piercing sound of grinding teeth came,
The man in the suit who arrived first just turned around,
saw a hairy face Lei Gongzui appear in front of him,
The little monkey instantly grew in size, becoming a blackened ape, and slapped the handsome face of the man in the suit that seemed to come out of a mold maker!
"Bang!"
The man in the suit, like Lao Dao, was pumped out and hit the wooden pillar, and what is even more exaggerated is that he directly broke the pillar, and even collapsed with this lake pavilion.
The little monkey let out a roar, ignoring the ghost paper doppelgangers, bent down and carried the old way, and then took a leap, jumped out of the range of the pavilion, and quickly kicked his legs on the lake, like a water drifter, and led the old way to the shore.
The old man in sunglasses had arrived at this time,
When I saw the ape,
Stunned for a moment,
"How did the demon monkey come from here?"
In today's world, monsters are becoming more and more rare, except for a few who may still travel in the world, most of them are dormant in their hometowns.
"Take it, catch it alive, I'm going to entertain guests with monkey brains!"
A shadow appeared in the water,
There is also a shadow whistling away on the shore,
Two shadows sandwiched the monkey and the old way in between,
In unison, he whispered:
"Yin is orderly, death is ruthless, bundle!"
Black vines sprouted from the ground, wrapping around the monkey's limbs.
The monkey keeps struggling,
But there is a feeling of sinking deeper and deeper,
I couldn't help but get this black vine.
The old man next to the monkey immediately turned over the shoulder bag on the monkey's body,
Took out a pile of rune paper from it,
Some of them are their own, but after those few big consumptions, there is not much left, and most of them are still from Xu Qinglang.
Lao Xu has been painstakingly drawing talismans at home these days,
The old way is not picky eater,
Anyway, everything that can be collected has been collected.
Present
Lao Dao threw out a pile of rune paper in his hand,
Chanted:
"Eat my rich and strong charm!"
"Bang la la ............"
Rune paper flying,
And in the wind turned into flames,
The dark shadow on the shore took two steps back, avoiding the flames, which were also wilting, like fireworks sticks, looking brilliant but useless.
Lao Dao took out a few pieces of rune paper from the monkey's satchel,
If the rune paper doesn't work well, then win by quantity!
"Eating poverty is a democratic charm!"
The rune paper spilled out,
Faintly, an electric snake could be seen flowing in it, but the wind direction changed abruptly, and the rune paper that was originally sprinkled into the distance was blown by the wind and flew back upside down.
"............" old way.
"............" little monkey.
For a time, the electric dance silver snake was like a large-scale leakage scene.
"Ahh!!!hh
"Squeak Squeak Squeak!!"
The old way and the monkey were all screaming with electricity,
But unintentionally under the willows,
The black vines that had trapped the monkey were also broken because of this.
The monkey did not hesitate to put his palm into the satchel,
Took out the "Yin and Yang Book",
"Squeak!"
Two black and one yellow three rays of light appeared instantly,
Not only the eighth aunt and Brother Huang, but even the gatekeeper spirit black cat in the yin and yang book also appeared.
No one knows when this monkey even gave this black cat a strategy and was able to summon people to help.
"Roar!!
The monkey pounded on his chest,
It's like beating the drums of war,
Time
Brother Huang and Eighth Aunt rushed directly to the black shadow on the shore,
The black cat rushed alone to the black shadow on the surface of the pond,
And the monkey is a stride meteor,
Roaring towards the old man in sunglasses who was standing there wearing only pants!
Not far away,
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An stood there looking at this scene with some incredulity,
It's not that they don't want to make a move,
Rather, it seems that they don't even need to make a move.
Brother Monkey directly called out his friends,
They all began to counterattack.
"The yin and yang book, it's the boss, right?" Lawyer An asked.
Zhou Ze nodded.
Lawyer An asked with some envy:
"Boss, I admire you, how did you come up with the idea of making an Animal World?"