Chapter 33: While It's Hot
Xu Qinglang vomited so dark that he almost vomited bile.
Zhou Ze shook his head slightly, this kid is still too young, he should have watched few ghost movies when he was a child, this kind of wild encounter with ghosts and ghosts eating together is actually the most classic shot.
The delicacies originally held on the plate were actually meat maggots, earthworms, cockroaches, ants, etc.
This stalk has been used up rotten.
Even if he didn't have an eating disorder, Zhou Ze wouldn't move a chopstick.
Do you expect the ghosts here to go to the streets every day to buy groceries? Build a stove to cook for you?
Zhou Ze remembered that there was a case in the past, when he went to visit a friend alone, the friend said that his wife had gone out on a trip and could only entertain him alone, and he stayed at this friend's house for a week, and the only flaw was that the friend's family had too few vegetarian dishes, all of which were meat, but the broth was really delicious.
When he said goodbye to his friend, he met a neighbor, who said that the friend had not been out of the house for almost a month and had locked himself in his house all day.
The man immediately threw up after hearing this.
Zhou Ze subconsciously picked up the wine in front of him, and then put it down,
I almost forgot,
It's passers-by who urine.
"Xianggong is not feeling well, so let's go down and rest first." The ghost lady looked at the black-dressed maid beside her.
The maid nodded and walked over to support Xu Qinglang.
Xu Qinglang directly pushed away the maidservant's support, sat up straight, and said:
"Hurry up and say what you want to do, I don't want to play any more twists and turns."
Well, Xu Qinglang was furious.
It's utter rage.
Mrs. Ghost stood up and walked in front of Zhou Ze, Zhou Ze could clearly smell the fragrance emanating from her, her graceful figure, and plump figure, which made people think about it.
Zhou Ze breathed a sigh of relief in his heart,
I have been with Xu Qinglang for a long time, but I am still normal.
It's just that Zhou Ze didn't have the courage to lift the ghost lady's red hijab.
Red face and dry bones, as a matter of course.
Looking at the layout and decoration here, it can also be clear that this ghost lady has been dead for a long time, and when she lifts her hijab, people are in a good mood, maybe they will show you her face before she was born;
If you're unlucky, you can blind your dog's eyes with a skeletal face that is corroded by meat maggots everywhere.
Zhou Ze remembered reading a report in his previous life, when it was very popular for a husband to accompany his wife into the delivery room;
Many Xiaoxin thought that this could make the husband understand the dedication and greatness of his wife, and later there was a Japanese husband who was directly depressed after paternity, and had a psychological shadow, and he could no longer live a normal life between husband and wife, and finally had to choose divorce.
And right now, Zhou Ze knows that he has always had a neighbor who is more beautiful than a woman, and if he is startled by this ghost lady's face again, maybe his orientation will really go to the elusive abyss.
In his previous life and this life, he didn't seem to have really gotten what he wanted in a woman, and Zhou Ze didn't want to jump directly and play a game ahead of his time in this life.
"On the errand, the concubine invited the errand to come over instead of taking the initiative to visit, it was not that the concubine was rude and deliberately neglected the errand, but the concubine really had no other way to leave here."
The ghost lady cried to Zhou Ze.
"As for this Xianggong, the reason why he was invited over is only because more than ten years ago, when this Xianggong was just a child, he left a joke here, and he said to his companions at the time that if the female ghost is really like Wang Zuxian in the movie, he is willing to marry home."
When Xu Qinglang heard this, his mouth opened wide,
He forgot about it himself, and this one?
Zhou Ze glanced at Xu Qinglang, meaning: I didn't see it, you look so good, you are so precocious.
"Specifically, what's the matter?"
Zhou Ze didn't directly say that you are very unbehaved, and I want to take you back to hell.
Little Lori once said that he was the most compelling person she had ever seen.
truly
Zhou Ze really knows in his heart now, under the premise of no interests, no performance, and no tasks, he really doesn't need to sacrifice himself for the prosperity of hell.
"Don't worry about the difference, the concubine is about to leave today, and the soul will return to the netherworld." The ghost lady smiled and continued: "The concubine's surname is Bai, and she is the daughter of a scholarly family in the Daoguang period, but she has a bad fate, she died on the eve of her marriage and was buried here, nearly two hundred years ago.
Although the concubine is a ghost, she has never done anything damaging to her, she has blessed a neighbor to live and work in peace and contentment, Mr. Si An has inscribed an ancestral plaque on the concubine's body, and the concubine has had a temple body since then, and she can receive incense;
However, near Jiazi, the ancestral temple is dilapidated, and it has long been impossible to find, and no one knows that there was such a shrine here. ”
"Who is Mr. Sik-an?" Xu Qinglang asked with a wink.
"Zhang Jian." Zhou Ze replied.
"Oh, he." Xu Qinglang understood now.
Zhang Jian is a famous figure in Tongcheng at the end of the Qing Dynasty, and the abdication edict of the Qing Emperor was drafted by him.
The yin temple in the mouth of the ghost lady does not refer to a messy place, but the kind of ancestral temple that is not recognized by the imperial court's etiquette and law, and belongs to the gods of illegal sacrifice.
"You're pretty good, then." Xu Qinglang recovered from the vomiting state just now, and after Mrs. Ghost said that he was only invited because of a joke from himself when he was a child, he also relaxed, not to force himself to be his husband.
After practicing for two hundred years, he has also been built in an ancestral temple and worshiped with incense, which should have been out of the level of ghosts, right?
"Now, the concubine's cultivation is complete, and she is about to go into the netherworld, however, there is one thing that the concubine body cannot ignore."
The ghost lady blessed Zhou Ze slightly, and pleaded:
"The body of the concubine in the past, due to the burial, has been incorruptible for two hundred years, lifelike, and the body of the concubine is now about to enter the netherworld, but the body of the concubine cannot be brought.
And in the past two hundred years, the body of the concubine body has become a bad thing because of the involvement of the soul of the concubine's body, and the concubine body does not want to be the soul of the concubine, leaving a body in case of variables to wake up and do something harmful, so I ask for help. ”
"I want, how can I help you?"
Zhou Ze rubbed his hands, since this ghost lady plans to go to hell by herself, it is the best, this is a surrender;
No, it's not like surrendering, it's actually more like the ancient rebels who grew to a certain extent and accepted the imperial court's recruitment, whitewashed their identity, and got an official position.
But no matter what, it's not just a hard fight with yourself.
"The concubine asks the upper errand to help take care of the concubine's body, and wait until the next night of the Winter Clothes Festival to burn it with bamboo and wood." Lady Ghost said.
"Watching?" Zhou Ze thought about it and nodded.
"Is this a promise to a concubine?" The ghost lady confirmed: "The concubine is here to thank you for the errand. ”
"You're welcome."
Zhou Ze subconsciously picked up the wine glass again,
Well
Dropped it again.
"The concubine has retired." The Ghost Lady's figure began to slowly disappear, and she walked very simply.
Zhou Ze pursed his lips, and the next moment, Zhou Ze found that all the surrounding scenes had dissipated, and he and Xu Qinglang were sitting on two stone piers.
The feasts around them all disappeared without a trace, and everywhere they looked, there were gravel and barren grass.
Xu Qinglang lit a cigarette, a little melancholy.
"I was a little disappointed that I didn't see what my daughter-in-law looked like?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Why don't you lift your hijab and see for yourself?" Xu Qinglang snorted coldly.
Lu Yao knows that the horsepower has been in the hearts of the people for a long time, and tonight Zhou Ze has fallen into the well countless times, and Xu Qinglang can remember it in the small book in his heart.
"Your daughter-in-law, how embarrassed am I." Zhou Ze looked around, and then stepped on the ground with the soles of his shoes, "The body of that white lady is under this field?" ”
"I guess so." Xu Qinglang was also a little unsure, but soon, his eyes found two rusty shovels lying in the grass in front of him, "It should be it, the shovels are ready for us." ”
Zhou Ze walked over, and Xu Qinglang had a shovel by himself, there was nothing else to say, dig!
The two of them dug together until the early hours of the morning, tired and sweating, and finally touched something hard underneath, and when they got rid of the dust above, they could clearly see that it was a mahogany coffin.
It took about half an hour for the two to completely clean the coffin.
"Open the coffin." Zhou Ze said, "It's almost dawn, end it early, otherwise we will be seen and call the police and think we are robbing the tomb." ”
"Come on." Xu Qinglang wiped his sweat, "I'm disgusting." ”
"Didn't she say her body wasn't rotten?"
"Who knows if it's true or not?"
Zhou Ze shook his head, there is no way, this is what he promised others, Xu Qinglang is just a friendship help, what he is not willing to do, he can only do it himself.
Pry open the coffin nail, Zhou Ze stood on the side and pulled hard, the coffin lid was lifted, and then, Zhou Ze took out his mobile phone and called up the flashlight to shine downward.
"Huh...... It's really good-looking. ”
Xu Qinglang also came over, indeed, the woman lying in the coffin was wearing a white skirt, long hair and a shawl, her face was dignified and beautiful, and there was no slightest problem with her body, she looked like she was asleep.
"She's your daughter-in-law, do you want to ...... while it's hot?"
Xu Qinglang pushed Zhou Ze suddenly, "What nonsense, quickly take the people out and bring them back." ”
This time, Xu Qinglang was very active, he jumped down and picked up the female corpse.
But before he hugged the ground, Xu Qinglang's face immediately changed, and he immediately put down the female corpse, and then kept rubbing his hands on the side.
"Shhh............ It's so cold, it's biting cold, this corpse is so bad, it's clearly the rhythm of changing into a zombie, and the white lady must not have completely told the truth;
She must have deliberately nourished her body for two hundred years out of a woman's natural love for beauty.
Now that he is ready to leave with his merits, he is left with such a big trouble. ”
Zhou Ze went down in person and picked up the female corpse, Zhou Ze immediately sensed the coolness that seemed to stimulate the soul.
But in the next moment, Zhou Ze found that his nails began to grow, and those coolness, which Xu Qinglang had said before, began to pour into Zhou Ze's nails.
Time
The feeling of ascending to heaven made Zhou Ze's soul tremble completely, which seemed to be a kind of nourishment.
"Whew...... Not......... Hiss............ Woo............"
Xu Qinglang, who was still checking whether he had frostbite on his palm, heard Zhou Ze's voice, and immediately pointed at Zhou Ze with a shocked face:
"You beast,
You're really taking advantage of the heat! ”