Chapter 32: Eat Well, Drink Well
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!
Many people are lamenting that in this era, the whole society has been washed away by the trend of money worship, and even marriage has been put on the scale for equivalent trading.
However, these days, even ghosts have begun to pay attention to this!
You have more than 20 sets of yang houses,
What a coincidence,
My wife has more than 20 sets of mansions,
It's the right door!
Rejoice,
Everyone's happy!
After the old man asked this question, the corners of Zhou Ze's mouth twitched subconsciously.
He couldn't help but laugh, and at the same time, he was really comfortable.
The neighbor next to him who said "I have more than 20 suites" at every turn, Zhou Ze had long wanted to smoke it, and this ghost lady came at a really good time.
Heaven is a good reincarnation!
Xu Qinglang was so frightened that his sweat flowed out, he was a mystery, but it was nothing more than a trick to open the yin and yang eyes and play a puppet and then fuse some "Sichuan Opera to change face", he was not the type of existence of Zhang Tianshi in the real sense, otherwise he would not be so cowardly when facing Xiao Lori.
Xu Qinglang, who came to his senses immediately, began to raise his head,
Look to the sky.
What do you say,
I don't understand.
That person,
I don't know.
Then, Xu Qinglang's eyelids twitched suddenly, because he saw Zhou Ze's right hand, which was originally placed at his side, raised an index finger and pointed it directly at him.
“@#¥%……*&*!!!!!”
Xu Qinglang's heart was full of 10,000 bottles of sour plum juice!
The two suona people walked directly to both sides of Xu Qinglang and said respectfully:
"Please enter the sedan chair."
Well, this sedan chair is not here to pick up the ghost, it was specially used by the ghost lady to marry her groom.
Zhou Ze once again redefined his identity as a "temporary worker" in his heart.
"Don't pull me, don't pull me, don't force me!
Watch out for me turning my face! ”
Xu Qinglang was pushed to the sedan chair by the suona man, but he still kept struggling.
He just said that he wanted to start a new life and find a partner or something, but he didn't want to mess with the ghost!
"Zhou Ze, you cheat me, you harm me!" Xu Qinglang shouted, quite a sense of being forced to be a good prostitute.
rather die than submit
Chastity lives forever!
"Go and take a look, maybe that ghost lady looks the same as Wang Zuxian, and you won't suffer, will you?" Zhou Ze said with a smile.
Xu Qinglang was pushed into the sedan chair, and the suona man said to Zhou Ze: "The errand can follow me, and I will lead the way in front." ”
After speaking, the suona man also pointed to the battery car parked at Xu Qinglang's door:
"You can ride on the difference."
Zhou Ze remembered that the last time he took the ghost driver's paper car, he was still safely delivered to the door of the bookstore, so it is obvious that some ghost things do have abilities similar to "Qimen Dunjia", and some theories of physics should not make sense in them.
The battery car was Xu Qinglang's, and Zhou Ze was not polite, and after locking the door of the store, he rode the battery car directly and followed the sedan chair in front of him.
The sedan chair man walks very fast,
The steps under my feet are still nine shallow and one deep,
Every time it is "deep", the eight sedan chair drivers and the two suona people will jump together, and even the sedan chair will shake together.
Followed by
Xu Qinglang, who was sitting in a sedan chair, would let out an "ah" cry;
Like a yellow warbler crying softly, it tactfully seduces people and leads people to reverie.
When Zhou Ze drove the battery car and the sedan chair in the same row, Xu Qinglang lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, and when he looked from the outside, Xu Qinglang's face was ruddy at this time, and there seemed to be a moisturized autumn wave in his eyes.
Bei Yan bit his red lips tightly, and he looked so shy and handsome.
At this time, just ushering in the "deep" of the sedan chair drivers, the sedan chair suddenly mentioned,
"Ahh
Xu Qinglang subconsciously screamed again, his face showed anger, and he stared at Zhou Ze deadly, he was really ashamed!
Zhou Ze grasped the handlebar of the battery car with one hand, waved lightly with the other, and said in disgust:
"Shame."
"This sedan chair has an effect on the soul and will stimulate the soul!" Xu Qinglang had to explain, he was really worried that Zhou Ze felt that he was enjoying it.
"An explanation is a cover-up." Zhou Ze, "The mouth is upright." ”
"............" Xu Qinglang.
With a hateful last glance at Zhou Ze, Xu Qinglang put down the curtain,
At that glance, it was like looking at a negative man who even took the initiative to sacrifice himself for fame and fortune!
In fact, Zhou Ze can see that the sedan chair man and the suona man are acting according to a special rhythm, they are just puppets, and the deity should be a paper figure produced by the paper shop, a bit similar to the wooden ox and flowing horse designed by Zhuge Liang during the Three Kingdoms.
The sedan chair drivers continue to "nine shallow and one deep",
Xu Qinglang said "ah" every once in a while,
Zhou Ze drove a small electric donkey and followed all the way.
Before you know it, the team has passed the urban area and entered the scope of Tongzhou District.
A few years ago, Tongzhou District was still a county under Tongcheng, and not long after the county was withdrawn and redistricted, this place Zhou Ze had come to last time to help the old woman in the morgue find money.
Eventually, the sedan chair driver team entered a barren land under the diagonal side of Jianghai Avenue, where there were high-rise buildings on all sides, and this should be the place where the construction was stranded for special reasons.
The road inside was not very easy to drive, so Zhou Ze had to get out of the car and push the battery car forward.
A few dozen meters further on,
Suddenly,
Enlightened!
In front of the barren area, which was originally dark and lonely, there were more than 20 tables of open-air seats, and on each table there were ten plates of cold dishes neatly placed there.
The crowd is crowded, the rouge powder is piled up, and the laughter is Yan Yan.
Someone with a good deed shouted at the top of his voice: "The bridegroom has arrived!" ”
For a while, the pink hairpin skirts flocked to him, and Zhou Ze only felt that the warblers and swallows around him were so lively, and some people were directly penetrating from themselves and the car, back and forth, tirelessly.
And Zhou Ze's right hand has been clenched tightly, and the mark is still hot.
In fact, there is no need for an imprint to remind Zhou Ze that it is clear that this place in front of him should be the place where the ghost needs to be solved.
Because the ghosts here have been organized into an organization under the call of the ghost lady, of course this can't be endured!
But Zhou Ze has been enduring it, as soon as he became this temporary worker, he is not in a hurry to take office three fires for the new official, otherwise he is likely to burn himself to death, after all, something happened to the department in the yang world, and the last people who came out of the top cylinder were temporary workers, Zhou Ze felt that the underworld should be similar, after all, the people in the yang world only went to the underworld when they died.
What's more, Zhou Ze also knows that if it's really easy to dispose of, why doesn't that little Lori solve it herself?
The other party even dared to come to the door to congratulate him, a ghost, which was enough to show the other party's fearlessness.
"Get off the sedan car!"
The sedan chair drivers lowered the sedan chair together, and Xu Qinglang was pushed out, he was very reserved, very shy, and embarrassed at the same time.
"Madame, please."
A woman in a black costume dress walked up to Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang and bowed down.
"Walking."
Zhou Ze patted Xu Qinglang's shoulder.
Xu Qinglang slapped Zhou Ze's hand away in disgust, but still followed Zhou Ze forward.
After walking through the table and watching all kinds of ghosts pointing around him, Zhou Ze was really a little unaccustomed to it, but fortunately, when he walked in front of a two-story small red house, the miscellaneous sounds around him finally couldn't be heard.
This building is decorated with lights, hung with large lanterns, and replaced with Spring Festival couplets, a lively and celebratory scene.
The layout of the building is very similar to that of a modern building, and the door in the middle is the living room, and the maid in the black dress motioned for Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang to enter.
"Looking forward to it?" Zhou Ze suddenly asked, "If you really have the same temperament as Wang Zuxian, don't be happy." ”
"I expect her to like 'one dragon and two phoenixes'."
Xu Qinglang said viciously, which showed that he was unlucky and wanted to pull Zhou Ze to be unlucky together.
It's really Zhou Ze who spared no effort to fall into the well and the rocky ground along the way, as if he was holding back enough energy to watch his jokes!
Doesn't he usually like to talk about "he has more than 20 suites"?
Isn't that true?
Did he deliberately show off something?
Step into the hall and step on a bright red carpet with delicate cross-stitch on the four walls.
A woman in a red wedding dress sat gracefully at a small table.
On the small table, there are exquisite dishes and drinks.
"Errand, Lang Jun, please take a seat."
The woman stood up and motioned for the two to take their seats.
Because the woman's face was covered by a hijab, it was not clear to see.
But the sound is really good.
Zhou Ze took a seat and pulled Xu Qinglang, and Xu Qinglang sat down squirming.
Let's be at ease if you come, and see what tricks she has to play.
The dishes on the small table are very delicate and fragrant, and the wine is very mellow and refreshing.
"Errand, official, please use it." The ghost lady stretched out her hand and motioned for the two to eat.
Zhou Ze didn't move, remaining reserved.
Xu Qinglang, who looked sad and angry, drank three glasses, and then shouted: Good wine!
Immediately afterwards, he kept eating, which was completely turning grief and anger into appetite.
Zhou Ze watched his chest rise and fall beside him, and covered his mouth with his hand.
"What's wrong with you? It's delicious, it's better than I can make it myself. "Xu Qinglang is a chef himself, and he can naturally tell the quality of the dishes.
Don't you ever watch ghost movies?
Zhou Ze thought in his heart.
But he still didn't say anything, but picked up chopsticks to help Xu Qinglang pick up vegetables and send them into his bowl, and instructed:
"Good, eat more, there's no sour plum juice here, I can't eat it, you know."
Xu Qinglang "hummed" twice, there is no doubt about him, continue to eat, and die to be a full ghost!
And it's really delicious!
Xu Qinglang was thinking about whether to find an opportunity to discuss and learn recipes with Mrs. Ghost later, these dishes are put on the market, and the top chefs of five-star hotels can't make such good tastes.
Waiting for Xu Qinglang to eat a round,
Zhou Ze nodded with satisfaction,
He asked Mrs. Ghost, "Madam, dare to ask how this dish is made?" ”
"The messenger is polite, this wine is made by the concubine with the urine of passers-by;
This meal is carefully prepared by the concubine using the freshest snakes, insects, rats and ants......"
Xu Qinglang's face changed suddenly,
Stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhou Ze, before he could say anything,
Direct:
"Vomit .................."