Chapter 294: It's like drinking monkey urine
Blue Rose, the ancestor who caused trouble, wanted to follow Xiao Qi into the palace again to find Princess Coco.
can't get rid of this follower, Xiao Qi really can't do anything about her.
When going out to run errands, women dressing up as men are the most fashionable, and Xiao Qi and Blue Rose are dressed like that.
After mixing for so long in ancient times, the most impressive thing about Xiao Qi is this group of people, most of whom are dead-eyed.
The emperor and queen are infatuated with the emperor and are dead-eyed. Grass Flying likes Princess Coco, and she is even more dead-eyed. There is also the King of Freedom who is obsessed with the fake Seven Fairies, and he is becoming more and more dead-eyed.
Amitabha, the psychological quality of the prince of Nanjin is a little stronger, although he is chasing after himself and stalking him, he is still a little sensible.
These dead-eyed crazy men and women really can't afford to provoke.
Anyway, Xiao Qi has already experienced it once, and that was when Prince Xiaoyao was suffering from lovesickness.
I remember that time, Xiao Qi said something bad and persuaded King Xiaoyao once,
Who knows that his thousand words can't withstand the cry of Yindie, and he cured Zidu's lovesickness.
Hee-hee, King Xiaoyao is the one who is a father, and it is his obligation and responsibility to protect the calf.
Because the two spirit butterflies diverted their attention and divided most of the lovesickness, his lovesickness was easy to cure and healed relatively quickly.
As for the lovesickness that flies on the grass, I'm afraid it's not so easy to treat.
A tough guy with iron bones was actually delirious by lovesickness, which shows that this lovesickness has penetrated into the bone marrow.
If you don't move to rescue the soldiers, I'm afraid that the grass will become the second Liang Shanbo.
Between Blue Rose and herself making trouble in the palace, it's not once or twice, treating the palace as a thatched house,
If you want to enter, you can go out, this kind of behavior has already shamed the palace guards.
I'm afraid that now, the palace is becoming more and more heavily guarded.
Xiao Qi didn't want to continue to close in the palace, and if he went in to find Princess Coco this time, he couldn't be caught by the guards.
Therefore, the best time to enter the palace is the third watch in the middle of the night.
At this time, most of the guards on patrol were a little lax.
"Seventh Princess, you wait, I'll go and finish off the guards guarding the gate first......" Blue Rose thought that she could fight and kill again, and her palms itched.
"Blue Rose, in broad daylight, are you going to deal with the guards watching the gate in full view?"
Xiao Qi couldn't believe that Blue Rose would say such a thing that he didn't know how thick the sky was.
"Yes, if we don't get rid of the gatekeepers, can we swagger into the palace?
That's how I went into the palace that time.
Hehe, those guards, all of them are straw bales, as long as they carry a bloody head, keep them far away, and dare not get a little closer. ”
said that Blue Rose was stupid, she seemed to be quite smart, and she didn't know the idiom of killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys, but she would use this idiom.
"Blue Rose, I know what I can do, and I believe you can break into the palace alone.
But you are so fanfare, you will alarm many guards, and when the time comes, it will be difficult for a good hand to defeat four punches,
I'm afraid that we haven't arrived at the Jade Palace yet, and we have advanced to the prison. ”
"Go to the prison, what are you afraid of when you go to the prison, won't we get out of the prison again?"
Blue Rose doesn't use her mind at all, and says whatever comes to mind.
"Blue Rose, you like to fight and kill so much, aren't you afraid that those who are killed by you will become lonely ghosts and come to you?"
The seventh princess had an idea, and suddenly remembered the sound of the blue rose and the thunder sword,
When I came back from the mountains, I looked terrified, as if I had been greatly frightened.
At that time, Xiao Qi guessed that it was the kid with Lei Jiansheng, who didn't agree with each other, and was scared by the blue rose's lesson, so he came up with a bad trick to scare her.
Xiao Qi is afraid that Blue Rose will cause trouble, and he also plans to use this kind of damage trick to scare and scare her, and by the way, restrain this female devil who is not afraid of heaven and earth.
"Seventh Princess, what you said is true, those who were killed can really turn into hanged ghosts with long tongues stretched out, bloody headless corpses?"
Blue Rose beat a drum in her heart, if such a ghost pounced in droves, she couldn't be as handy as commanding those ants, snakes and rats.
"When a person dies, he will naturally become a ghost, and if it is a normal birth, old age, sickness and death, then he will be reincarnated immediately.
If it is those unjustly killed ghosts, because there is resentment condensed in the heart and cannot be vented, they cannot be reincarnated normally.
Unless you release that resentment, you can be reborn as a human being with peace of mind.
You should know that to release that anger is to find out your own enemy to take revenge.
Think about it, if you really kill so many people, wouldn't there be a large group of unjust ghosts behind you! ”
"Oh mom, fortunately, the princess reminded me earlier, otherwise in the future, I will be grumpy, and I don't know how many lonely souls and wild ghosts will follow behind me to seek revenge."
Blue Rose looked at the princess gratefully, secretly glad in her heart.
"If you don't kill them and knock them out, it's always okay, right?"
"This one can be!" Xiao Qi smiled, and in order to be more convincing, she also gave an example to warn Blue Rose.
"Do you know why Prince Nanjin comes to me every time?"
"I know this!" Blue Rose suddenly said excitedly, "He wants to play games with the princess." ”
"Wrong!" Xiao Qi hurriedly corrected, but in his heart he was secretly cursing that goblin Eagle Brother, he had taught Blue Rose badly.
Fortunately, the adult game didn't work out, and if it did, I'm afraid that Blue Rose would turn into a devil in color.
"Is it wrong? I also know that I am wrong, and the words of the goblin cannot be taken seriously. ”
Blue Rose muttered, "Hmph, let me meet this goblin again one day, if you don't let him look good, dare to lie to me, is it impatient to live."
Oh, by the way, princess, you say that if I kill the goblin, will he turn into a ghost to scare me? ”
"Fairy, I'm afraid I won't be able to kill him." Xiao Qi said thoughtfully.
"Hmph, you can't kill goblins, I don't believe it. The goblin who lied to me, called Brother Ying, is said to be a wild pockmark.
When the time comes, I will find its transfiguration tree and summon thousands of ants.
Devouring its roots every day, keeping it tormented to the point of being skinny, and dying at the end. ”
"Okay, Blue Rose, they all say that you are an idiot genius, I think your genius takes a little more weight.
The way you said is one, and I have the shortcut. ”
Xiao Qi deliberately paused and glanced at Blue Rose secretly.
Blue Rose was listening attentively, and suddenly lost her voice, and hurriedly urged: "Say, say quickly, the princess is much smarter than me,
Looking at people all over the world, in addition to the red and white rose sister of the emperor and queen, the one I admire the most is you, the princess. ”
"I'm a living in exile now, don't call me a princess in the future, it's not good for others to hear it.
As long as you remember and remember it, you will call me master in the future, and I will tell you, okay? ”
Xiao Qi wasted no time in proposing a small condition, and Blue Rose agreed like a chicken pecking rice.
"Just pour some oil on the elf roots, light it and light it, and it will be gone."
"Oh, princess......" Blue Rose just wanted to clap her hands, but was glared at by Xiao Qi's eyes, and quickly changed her words,
"It's still the master's way of light. Hey, I'll tell you the truth, don't like to listen, master,
In the past, when we were in the Huadu Imperial Palace, I didn't think the master was very smart.
The master of that time, who was soft and weak, will fall down when the wind blows,
I remember that when the old witch rebelled, the master was dying, and his life and death were uncertain.
Unexpectedly, this fall and escaping to Yong'an Country is like drinking monkey urine and becoming a monkey spirit, which is very smart. ”
"Dead girl, are you so boastful? One day, I will also let you drink a soak of monkey urine, which will make you smart too. ”
Xiao Qi slapped Blue Rose and couldn't cry or laugh.