Chapter 295: The Price of Bragging
As soon as Blue Rose was frightened by Xiao Qi's nonsense, she was out of luck.
"Since we are not allowed to enter the palace, how do we enter the palace?"
Talking to Blue Rose about acting in the future, you have to think twice before acting, it's like playing the piano to the cow.
Fortunately, with this kind of person, you don't need to bother with your brains.
"Do you know how to get a baby in the palace before Flying Grass?"
"He's a snitch, so he sneaked into the palace.
Could it be that the master also wants to use this method to enter, but he is afraid that he will lose the identity of the master. ”
Blue Rose couldn't help but turn her head to hide her face and smile when she said this.
"At this moment and then, at this moment, what should we not do with this kind of indiscriminate means to achieve our own wishes?
Blue Rose, why are you laughing? Xiao Qi asked unhappily.
Blue Rose still couldn't stop laughing: "Hehe, when I was a child, the princess and I didn't use this method to sneak out of the palace and go to the imperial capital to play."
The princess is happy to do this, and the slave and maid are also happy to do it, so every time she goes. There is no danger, and the emperor and several sisters have never found out. ”
"You've been doing this since you were a kid, and you're used to it.
Now that I'm asking you to do this, you're still pushing back, Blue Rose, when did you become hypocritical? ”
Xiao Qi only crossed over after the death of the seventh princess, and there were not many memories of the original owner left in his mind.
Since Blue Rose mentioned the bits and pieces of her previous life, although she had not experienced it, she had no choice but to echo her words.
"Okay, then it's decided, it's a matter of urgency, let's find an inn now and have a good rest."
"Not only do you have to rest well, but you also have to eat a full meal, master, I want to eat chicken legs, okay?" Blue Rose asked cautiously.
"As long as you are obedient, don't say that you eat chicken legs, or eat human legs, and this little master will buy it for you." Xiao Qi wanted to win the favor of the blue rose, and deliberately flattered him.
"What, eating human legs, real fake, master, can you eat human legs?
No, we're not monsters, only monsters eat human legs and drink human blood, and we, as people, don't seem to eat human legs. ”
No way, this woman is like this, an idiot genius, talking jokes, taking some fun, and she doesn't understand.
While talking, they walked on the street for a while, and Blue Rose caught a glimpse of a fluttering flag, and hurriedly grabbed the hand of the seventh princess: "Master, look, is that an inn?" ”
"Isn't it an inn, you have two big eyes, and you don't look angry, you can't look at yourself, ask me what to do?
You, when you were a child, you were told to read more, but you just wanted to catch frogs and castrate pigs.
At this time, I know the pain of not being able to read. If you go out and are abducted by others, you won't even be able to write a name. ”
"Hmph, whoever dares to kidnap me, I'll knock him down with three punches and two kicks." Blue Rose looked disdainful.
This little woman advocates martial arts and believes that fist fierceness is the last word.
The place that Blue Rose refers to was once an inn, but a tavern.
"Let's not go, it's a tavern." Xiao Qi said with a smile.
"Since there is a place to drink, there must be food, why don't we go to eat and drink to our heart's content first, and then go to the inn to rest?"
Without waiting for Xiao Qi to agree, Blue Rose quickly swept to the tavern.
"Oh yes, I'm starving, I'm starving, boss, hurry up and serve me food, just serve that good dish and fresh meat, and fill the table."
"Good food, okay, guest officer, there are all kinds of exquisite dishes in this store, I don't know if you want to fly in the sky, swim in the water, or climb on the ground?"
The shopkeeper saw that Blue Rose had a handsome face, looking like a rich man's brother, with words and deeds, but there was no Sven at all.
It's a foreign accent again, so my heart is itching, and I can't help but want to tease her for a few words.
"His old son's, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and crawling on the ground, are all under my call, what ability do you have to dare to say such a big thing?"
Blue Rose was unhappy, and her face was long: "Yo, it's really at the foot of the imperial city, and it's rich in material."
Well, you fly in the sky, you can bring me a cloud. Swim in the water, you bring me a big whale.
As for the ones crawling on the ground, you can fry me a plate of ant hearts. ”
"This dish ......" The shopkeeper was embarrassed and regretted it, blaming himself for being too talkative.
Blue Rose didn't care how ugly the shopkeeper's face was, she took out a large piece of gold from her baggage, snapped it, and slapped it on the table.
"Because those dishes are expensive, pay your deposit first, and the dishes will be appetizing, and I will pay ten times the money."
With a "plop", the shopkeeper fell to his knees.
"Master, don't say that you give me ten times the money, that is, give me a hundred times the price, and I can't serve the exquisite dishes you want." The shopkeeper cried with a sad face and cried out mournfully.
"Master, hehe, okay, just call you this master, I'll let you taste the power of the master, dare to tease the master, there is your good fruit to eat."
Blue Rose suddenly caught a glimpse of a small bowl of paprika on the table, and her eyes rolled to the point of playing tricks.
She smiled and instructed the shopkeeper: "Go, fetch a big bowl of water." ”
The shopkeeper didn't know what medicine was bought in the blue rose gourd, and he really called a big bowl of water with trepidation.
I saw the blue rose snap, poured the small bowl of chili powder into the big bowl, and stirred it with chopsticks a few times.
"Drink all this bowl of chili water, and I will spare you, otherwise, you will lose my gold tenfold and hundredfold."
"Master, that's Chaotian pepper, it's very spicy!"
"Spicy can make you remember it for a long time, you, do you drink it? If you don't drink it, I'm going to pour it by hand. ”
Blue Rose's eyes were quick, and she grabbed the collar of the shopkeeper, her eyes widened, and she glared at him angrily.
That look is weird and scary!
The shopkeeper had no choice, he was really trembling, picked up the chili water, and poured it into his mouth.
A few mouthfuls of chili pepper water went down, his throat was like a fire, and he choked with tears and snot on his face, lying there, coughing non-stop, and his face was red.
Blue Rose went to the store to order food, Xiao Qi was happy to linger on the vendor's goods, and estimated that the dishes called by Blue Rose should be ready, so he hurriedly walked into the tavern.
"Master, this way, this way." Blue Rose smiled and waved at her.
Xiao Qi still miscalculated, in addition to the blue rose dancing with his eyebrows flying in front of him, he was the shopkeeper with an embarrassed face.
The sumptuous dishes she imagined were not at all.
"Blue Rose, ...... are you" Xiao Qizhi pointed to the second child of the shop, looking at the blue rose with joy, and couldn't guess it.
"Hehe, this shopkeeper actually dared to brag in front of me, I just gave him a small punishment.
Don't worry, I only gave him a big bowl of chili water, and he won't die. Blue Rose said triumphantly.
"Oh, you, I don't know how to say hello, I'll get into trouble as soon as I leave." Xiao Qi poked Blue Rose's forehead fiercely.
"Shopkeeper, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a minion, I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, I always love to cause trouble, this bit of silver, I will pay you for it, please forgive me."
Xiao Qi hurriedly apologized to the shopkeeper, then pulled the blue rose and walked out of the tavern.