Chapter 258: It's a big liar
When Blue Rose listened to the sound of the thunder sword saying that the intimacy between the two people would not grow tumors in their stomachs, and it was still a particularly interesting game, her flower-like face, like a blooming rose, was delicate.
"Then I'll go home today and be intimate with my princess, so that she can also taste this game."
Blue Rose's words were earth-shattering, and Lei Jiansheng's legs were scared and weak, and he bent his feet and fell to the ground with Blue Rose.
"My aunt and grandmother, little ancestor, you want to kill me!" The sound of the thunder sword gasped, and the whole person collapsed to the ground in fright.
"I also said that I can carry ten women, just one woman, I will press you down, hum, I like to brag, you should brag and not break the law, one day I will discuss with the master, and I will also condemn bragging to a big crime, and I will shave fifty ears."
Lei Jiansheng said weakly: "It's not that I can't carry you, it's because of your words that I flew away." ”
Blue Rose was surprised: "What words, what did I say just now, you were so frightened that you lost your soul, tell me quickly, why didn't I think I just said something scary?" ”
Lei Jiansheng stared closely at Blue Rose's innocent face, the big clear and transparent eyes, the straight nose, the fair skin, the cheeks that could be blown and broken, and the happy cherry mouth.
He was impulsive and grabbed Blue Rose's arms suddenly.
Blue Rose was shocked and said, "You...... What do you want to do? ”
Lei Jiansheng said in a daze: "The two of us come to play intimately!" ”
"You said you wanted to play intimate games with me, didn't you say that you can only ...... by being your wife" Before Blue Rose's words fell, the sound of the thunder sword was in a hurry.
Blue Rose suddenly rolled back, as if she was dead.
Lei Jiansheng was shocked, and hurriedly pounced, shouting out Blue Rose, and slapping her face anxiously.
It took a long time for Blue Rose to open her eyes, dazed and surprised in her eyes.
"Are you alright, scared me to death!" Lei Jiansheng patted his chest and said, "No, I haven't touched you yet, why did you faint?" ”
"You also say that intimacy is fun, you are a liar, a big liar." Blue Rose slapped the thunder sword hard.
"Don't you like being intimate with me?" Lei Jiansheng asked embarrassedly, and then said to himself, "Men and women in the world like to be together, how can you not like it, it's really strange." ”
"Of course I don't like intimacy, when you just touched me, my whole body was numb, like being struck by lightning, intimacy is terrible." Blue Rose touched her lips with her hand, patted her chest, and muttered to herself.
"Fool, this taste is the most unforgettable, and you will never forget the feeling for the rest of your life, but you say, in your life, do you have this feeling of numbness all over your body?" Lei Jiansheng pulled up the blue rose and touched her round cheeks and thin, upturned lips with his hand.
Blue Rose tilted her head and thought about it for a long time, but she really didn't have this taste in her memory.
She shook her head blankly, looked around, and suddenly exclaimed, "My mother, it's getting dark, let's hurry home." ”
"We haven't finished our business yet, what are we going to do when we go home? The darker it gets, the better it is to do it. Lei Jiansheng looked at Blue Rose stupidly, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but he said casually.
Blue Rose asked curiously, "What hasn't been done yet?" ”
"Play a game!" Lei Jiansheng was very patient, and swallowed his saliva at the same time.
"I still have to be intimate, I don't play anymore, and I'll have to be struck by lightning again." Blue Rose hurriedly shook her head and waved her hand.
"This is the thunder in your heart, if it is real thunder, then why didn't there be a thunderclap just now? Didn't you hear the thunder just now? ”
"I really haven't heard it, but why should we be intimate?"
"Fool, because I like you, if you like someone, you have to be close to the other person, do you like me?" Lei Jiansheng asked softly.
"If you like someone, you have to be close to each other, then I like my master the most, hehe, when I go home, I also have to play games with her, so that she knows whether it is fun to be struck by fake thunder."
"Your kind of liking doesn't count, what I mean by liking must be the mutual liking between a man and a woman, which is what we call love, not your liking for your master, do you understand?"
Blue Rose seemed to understand: "Anyway, I like my master first, second, third, fourth, and fifth, and I like the imperial concubine and my three rose sisters." ”
She counted her fingers and said seriously.
"And do you like me?" Lei Jiansheng thought, the people that Blue Rose said were all women who were very close to her, and she was a man, which had to be another matter.
"Like you?" Blue Rose looked at him and shook her head.
"Didn't you say you like my back, and you want me to carry you for the rest of your life, but you said it yourself!" Thunder Sword said hurriedly.
"I said it, because your back is so comfortable, I really want to carry you on your back for the rest of my life." Blue Rose grinned, "But I don't want to be your wife, if you stuff a tumor into my stomach, I'll die, and my stomach will explode." ”
"Fool, it's not a tumor, it's a doll." Lei Jiansheng speculated that the seventh princess was afraid that Blue Rose would be simple-minded and fall for a man, so she made up such a lie to make Blue Rose retreat.
"I said that plugging the tumor is plugging the tumor, the tumor grows in the end, explodes at the end, and finally the stomach can't pretend to be a flower chicken, the belly is gone, so what should I do, where should I stuff something after eating?"
Blue Rose felt that this was a serious problem that had to be thought through.
The more Lei Jiansheng looked at it, the more he felt that Blue Rose was very cute, and he couldn't help but say: "Don't think about that now, we'll discuss that later, let's continue the game now, okay?" ”
Blue Rose nodded and said with a smile: "This is a good idea, as soon as you play the game, you will be stunned by thunder, so don't think about anything else, but you have to promise me that if I am struck by lightning, you have to carry me home, and you can't sneak away alone." ”
"I promise, I promise I won't leave you alone." Lei Jiansheng raised his hand and swore.
Blue Rose smiled, closed her eyes, and pursed her mouth into the shape of a chicken butt, waiting for the sound of thunder and sword to come.
Lei Jiansheng unceremoniously put his mouth on it, and that's it, he plans to kiss well, kiss, Blue Rose, so that Blue Rose will not only fall in love with his back, but also with his lips.
As soon as Blue Rose's lips touched the man's lips, the electricity continued to spread throughout her body, and she wanted to faint, but her back was blocked by the hand of the thunder sword.
Since she didn't faint, she quickly experienced the sweet taste, and there was a feeling of god, soul, and upside down, as if she was flying in the clouds, very comfortable.