Chapter 257: High-sounding reasons
Blue Rose touched her hungry belly with her hand and said with a smile: "When I'm not hungry, I usually be a gentleman, and if I'm hungry, I'll be a sanctimonious hypocrite."
If you blindly be a gentleman, can there still be a little fairy named Blue Rose in this world? The stomach wants to pull a big banner to rebel, and I have no choice but to roast wild meat and bribe. ”
"Hehe, go ahead, no one ties your feet and hands, be careful yourself, those jackals, tigers and leopards are not easy to mess with." Lei Jiansheng said with palpitations.
"I am the aunt and grandmother of birds and beasts, in this mountain, I am the king of the mountain, and even the mountain gods have to listen to me." Blue Rose wasn't boasting, she did have the ability.
Lei Jian said: "You can even call the mountain god, then you can get a few more pheasants, and I will take them home by the way for the old lady to boil soup and drink." ”
"It's okay, the gods generally want to avoid the appearance of talents, I'll go over there, let the mountain god kill the pheasant for me, I'll take it back, and pick up some firewood by the way."
Blue Rose walked away on her own, while Thunder Sword continued to weave wreaths.
After a while, Blue Rose walked towards him with a bundle of dry firewood in her left hand and four or five black chickens in her right hand.
Blue Rose lit the firewood with a fire fold, and then made a fire rack, and just wanted to put the black chicken on the fire to roast, suddenly patted his forehead, and said with a smile: "The best is called Huaji, why did I forget?" ”
"You said that you want to wrap the black chicken in mud and make it into a flower chicken to eat, you, with such an old-fashioned mouth, must be the sworn enemy of these game." Thunder Sword pointed at her and smiled.
"Laugh again, be careful that I make you into a flower dog, roast you and throw it into the ruined temple, and those beggars will be dancing with joy." Blue Rose threatened him.
"You can't see that you are a person who walks without stepping on ants, lights up and does not burn moths. Making people into delicacies is creepy to listen to, and he is really a sanctimonious hypocrite. ”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I have to make all these black chickens called flower chickens, and a few of them will also taste the good princess." Blue Rose muttered to herself.
Blue Rose, who has been accustomed to these things since she was a child, has very nimble hands and feet, and quickly made the prototype of the flower chicken, then took out the dagger from her boots, dug a hole, put the flower chicken in it, and then began to burn the fire.
After a while, the aroma comes to the nose and burrows into the nostrils, making people feel more and more hungry.
Lei Jiansheng swallowed his saliva and said with a smile: "It's so fragrant!" ”
"You don't look at who baked it, of course it's fragrant, how about it, drooling, right?" Blue Rose glanced at the sound of the thunder sword proudly, "Let you roast, it will definitely be unpalatable to death." ”
"That is, women are born skillful cooks, so they specialize in teaching their husbands and children at home, cooking tea and cooking. Whoever wants to marry you as a wife in the future will have endless delicacies. Thunder sword quipped Blue Rose.
Blue Rose's eyes purred, and she suddenly smiled: "It's better for you to marry me as a wife, I will roast you every day in the future, and I don't ask for anything else to be your wife, that is, you walk with me on your back every day, eat, talk, and sleep, do you say okay?" ”
"I can't, don't beat me." Lei Jiansheng blushed and hurriedly refused.
"Why, don't you have the strength to carry a woman as a big man, it's really useless." Blue Rose pointed at him and smiled.
"My strength is great, what is it to carry one woman, I can carry ten women." Lei Jiansheng blushed and muttered, thinking: Blue Rose has great ability, who married her, I don't know whether the days are bitter or sweet, if you can tame this female devil, happiness must be as red as a heart and liver baby.
"Then why do you have to complain about one of me?" Blue Rose asked dissatisfied.
"That's two different things, do you know what it's like to be someone else's wife?" Lei Jiansheng was a little impulsive and a little timid. But if he didn't say it, he felt that he was holding it in his stomach, and it was very uncomfortable.
Blue Rose shook her head, she didn't know what else to do to be someone else's wife.
"You have to be intimate, you have to wear a little bit of clothes, you have to be together in a quilt, you have to be like two rabbits, but women can't be behind men, you have to be in front of men, do you understand?" The sound of the thunder sword blurted out.
Blue Rose pursed her lips and said to herself: "Why are you wearing a little bit of clothes and drilling quilts, is this so interesting, I really don't understand what you mean." ”
She paused, then suddenly smiled, "I know, I know." ”
"What do you know?" Lei Jiansheng asked excitedly.
"I know...... I just won't tell you, I'll tell you when I get home. Blue Rose smiled slyly, and suddenly exclaimed, "My name is Hua Chicken, it should be able to eat, my stomach can't wait." ”
She cheered, used coarse wood to remove the fire, and then dug out the chicken, cheering with joy, smelling this and saying it was fragrant, smelling it for a while, smelling it and saying it was fragrant, basically smelling it all, and then concluding: "It's all fragrant." ”
"Aren't you bothering, if it's not fragrant, will this flower chicken be popular all over the country?"
Blue Rose peeled off the hard mud on the body of the flower chicken, revealing the delicate black chicken inside, she put it on her nose and sniffed it again, before handing it to Lei Jiansheng: "Eat, don't swallow your tongue too, eat leisurely." ”
Listening to Blue Rose's admonition, Lei Jiansheng couldn't cry or laugh, as if he had been locked up in a prison cell for ten years and had never been fishy.
"Don't worry, I'm not a starving ghost reincarnated, I know how to chew slowly." Lei Jiansheng rolled his eyes at Blue Rose, and sure enough, he ate it slowly.
Blue Rose was happy in her heart, according to Lei Jiansheng's way of eating, a black chicken sent him away, and she could quickly kill the two black chickens, eat them with a round belly, and then use the high-sounding excuse of eating too much, asking him to carry himself home.
"Who made your back so comfortable and tried to trick me into being in front of a man, then didn't I lose a lot? I won't marry someone else as a wife, and when a wife has to carry someone else, how tiring it is. ”
Things went according to Blue Rose's expectations, and Lei Jiansheng also voluntarily admitted to the hands of the stubborn woman here.
Anyway, it's more than enough to carry ten women by yourself, so it's better to think that Blue Rose is the goddess in your mind, and you can carry it on your back. But she really has a lot of meat, and he has to think about it.
is intimate with Blue Rose, and then pushes her to the Fa on the spot, I don't know if she is willing? If you are willing, you will be willing to carry her for the rest of your life.
"Two people are intimate, will there be a tumor in the stomach?" Blue Rose thought about the words of the thunder sword, she had never played this game before, and she didn't know if it was fun.