Chapter 238: Auditions
Bai Bai almost didn't choke to death by a breath of yin qi, what is the situation? Master Meng Po, can you not treat this pit god as a child, he looks so sad.
"Hello, grandma, how's the pageant going?" Luo Fan saw that his grandmother was in the underworld, like a fish in water, and he was also happy from the bottom of his heart.
As long as you know where your grandmother is, it doesn't matter what she is doing, as long as she is safe and happy.
"Hey, don't mention it, I have to have a beauty pageant over there this time, but as a result, all the people who came were crooked melons and cracked dates, which was miserable......"
Meng Po has a headache, with such a big beauty as Emperor Ji by her side, and she can't look at it anymore.
"Hehe, I'm here to share your worries, beauty pageants are a job, naturally men want to come!"
Luo Fan sat on the judges' bench as soon as he sat on the buttocks, and the big horn announced the start of the beauty pageant.
The other people in charge, the two most awesome judges, didn't say anything, and even sat next to the kid left and right, and could only start the audition in a proper manner.
Swish!
A group of female ghosts were put in by the brush, well, it is true that there are only five points at most, and there are very few five-point ones, and the others are all two or three points.
Even, Luo Fan looked at the last two, his head was full of cold sweat, this special thing has to be restored!
Luo Fan thinks that he is not a mean person, but he really can't evaluate these two wonders.
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is another batch of auditioners......
As soon as the words fell, a group of people, including the old woman and the shallow before, slowly walked in.
When the two of them saw Luo Fan sitting in the middle of the judges' seat, they were immediately dumbfounded.
Your sister, are you all so capricious in the beauty pageants of the underworld? Let a big living person be a judge, is it sick!
Shallow almost vomited blood, this kid is clearly interesting to her, will he trick her?
Burst!
Luo Fan, who was drinking ordinary herbal tea with the characteristics of his grandmother, heard the information fed back by the system, and directly squirted it out, spraying the tea and handing the water with a white face.
I am very wronged in vain, big man, what kind of grudge do you have with me, even if you spray tea, you have to take special care of me.
"We are true love!" Luo Fan pretended to be shy and glanced at Bai Bai, and immediately stunned Bai Bai.
"Ding, from the fear of vain, he doesn't want it...... Generate critical hits ......"
I'll rub it!
Luo Fan was speechless, this kid is joking, as for being so serious?
Does he really look like a comrade, and you believe him when he says anything? Are you stupid!
A black-faced comrade, after coming forward and dragging Bai Bai away, everyone's strange faces finally recovered, but looking at Luo Fan's expression, it was still very weird.
Di Ji and Meng Po laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, this guy is starting to be cheap again, who are you teasing, you have to bean in vain, he has always had a tendon, it's fun now!
"Keep going and show your talents!" Luo Fan coughed dryly twice and started the audition decently.
Immediately afterwards, one by one, beauties came forward to show their talents.
The first one is a five-point beauty, this beauty's specialty is dancing, and then, Luo Fan saw the familiar steps......
Isn't this the same dance move he gave to F4 in the mass grave?
Is this beauty the queen of nightclubs, so hi?
No, in the eyes of the truth, this girl was a person from two hundred years ago, it was ancient, a nightclub ghost!
"You know F4?" Luo Fan's face was strange.
When the beauty heard this, she nodded shyly, "Blind date!" My godbrother's hometown, near them, when I saw them dancing this dance, I secretly learned to teach me from afar......"
Rovan: "......"
Your sister, what's that?
Blind date?
Eldest sister, why are you so beautiful in this group of female ghosts, and you still need a blind date?
"And with whom? Misaku? Daoming Temple? ”
The woman shook her head, even more shy: "It's a flower class." ”
Burst!
Sorry, Luo Fan sprayed again.
This Hanazawa class, he remembers, is particularly sullen with a guy.
"They've been destroyed." Luo Fan looked at the woman with pity.
The woman immediately fell into a trance, with a lost face, it seems that she and Hua Ze are true love!
"Pass, next!"
Seeing Luo Fan nodding, Di Ji threw out the sign and waved his hand.
The next one is amazing, it's really a five-point existence.
I can't tell the gender at all, if I didn't come to participate in the beauty pageant and walk on the street, Luo Fan couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman.
The eye of truth swept over, the spirit of the Lechuan grass, cultivated for a hundred years, and turned into a human body, but men and women, men and women......
O'Neima, this is such a big play, he is a little panicked.
Luo Fan watched this guy dance the sword, and even received a round of applause, and immediately closed his eyes and recuperated, letting Grandma Luo and Di Ji call the shots.
"Pass."
Emperor Ji didn't bother to look at it, so she threw the sign directly.
Luo Fan opened his eyes strangely and glanced at Di Ji, is this Nizi's eyes not very good? How blind does this have to be to let the other party pass?
"I'll help you, you've always been the other way around, haven't you?" Di Ji smiled gently, her eyes flashed, and she inexplicably understood Luo Fan very well.
Luo Fan nodded Muran, he didn't remember if he was going to come the other way around in his previous life, but this time, the task given by the dog system was to choose ugliness!
That's right, it's ugly!
Of course, he can't choose all the ugliness, so he himself will vomit blood, you know, these things are different from human beings in the yang world, there is a category of beauty and ugliness for the living, there is no here, there is no most bizarre, only more bizarre.
"Adults, I can sing!" The one that came up is okay, four points, it's normal, the eyebrows are clear, it's good.
"Ahh......h Ahh......h
A song of apprehension, directly shocked.
"Knock out, it's scary!" Meng Po's face turned dark, and she swept the woman out with a straight sleeve.
Luo Fan blinked, for Mao he thinks this woman is okay?
This voice, just come to a song if you have nothing to do, more energy.
At the very least, singing on Huangquan Road, those new ghosts have to walk several times faster!
Another one, playing the piano, or playing the piano indiscriminately, when Meng Po wanted to eliminate it, she was stopped by Luo Fan, passed directly, and let her hold the piano to the side, and then whenever someone danced, she accompanied and made the best use of it.
This time, even Emperor Ji's face couldn't hold back.
Big brother, is it really good for you to play like this?
Aren't you afraid of being deafened by the sound of the piano?
You're not afraid, I'm afraid!
Di Ji was not calm, as if she kicked the guy playing the piano away, but for the sake of Luo Fan, she could only endure it with a black face.
"It's really okay, it's better than Xiaofan." Grandma Meng Bora nodded approvingly.
Deji: "......"
Grandma, you have been taken into the pit by this Luo Fan brother!
The emperor is a little sympathetic to Grandma Luo, how is this poisoned ears, so that you can feel good when you hear a little piano sound?
"Brother Luo Fan, what are you good at playing?" Teji asked curiously.
"Play the piano indiscriminately."
Di Ji was dumbfounded, and suddenly gave a thumbs up to the woman who was playing the piano.
"It's really good, it's qualified!"
Everyone: "......"
Did they participate in a fake beauty pageant?