Chapter 239: Talent
Everyone: "......"
Did they participate in a fake beauty pageant?
How can they all be qualified?
If these are all talents, then aren't they all versatile?
I was still struggling before, and I didn't know any talent at all, but now my eyes are bright.
"Next!"
A zero-point one came up, without saying a word, he directly split a horse step, drank a sound, and blasted out a circle, blasting out a crack, with a confident face.
Luo Fan, Di Ji, Grandma Luo: "......"
Eldest sister, are you here for a beauty pageant or a martial arts competition?
"Is this qualified?" Grandma Luo was stunned, this woman was still a seventh-level peak, almost eighth-level powerhouse.
Di Ji also looked at Luo Fan, this kind of talent is okay?
"Go, go, don't qualify!" Luo Fan pouted in disgust: "Let you come to the beauty pageant to compete in talent, what do you mean by the competition?" Are you ready for domestic violence in the future? We reject violence and promote civilized ......"
The confident woman was asked to step down in disbelief.
What's better about her than that guy who plays the piano randomly?
What's not as good as that guy who is not a ghost or a ghost, a man or a woman or a woman?
Where is the woman who can't compare to the Divine Comedy?
What's wrong?
"Ding Ding ......"
A series of critical hits.
Then hundreds came up, all kinds of talents, Luo Fan was dazzled and eye-opening, and his stomach cramped with laughter.
Talent!
Your sister, where is this place in the underworld to collect so many talents, just pull one out and play a sketch can become popular.
Really, the kind that shocks people's jaws, it is absolutely explosive!
Another figure stepped forward, making both Emperor Ji and Grandma Luo's eyes light up.
"Shallow girl, please show your talent."
Luo Fan nodded casually, this woman is indeed the most beautiful in the audition, but unfortunately, the champion must not choose her!
Bai Bai, who woke up, and black faces, as well as Di Ji and the others, all had their eyes moving.
The relationship is good, this is still familiar, it seems that the champion is that this woman has not run.
Di Ji is not jealous, looking at Luo Fan's appearance, he knows that he doesn't take shallowness to heart at all, but he is used to it.
Syllable!
nodded shallowly, then turned back proudly, slapped away the woman who was playing the piano, and then slapped away a woman behind him who looked particularly obscene.
Everyone: "......"
Eldest sister, let you show your talents, why do you beat people and dry their hair? This is not right!
"Judge, she hits someone!" I almost died of anger when I played the piano indiscriminately.
Shallow looked at Emperor Ji and Grandma Luo unhurriedly, and she couldn't bear Luo Fan at all, "This is my specialty, beating people." ”
Bang Bang Bang ......
His jaw dropped to the ground.
It's so capricious!
Even if you usually do have a hobby and specialty, which is to beat people, shouldn't you be low-key on this occasion?
"Pass." Grandma Luo smiled and nodded.
This girl is to her taste, but it's a pity that she is not a person, otherwise, it is not bad to be a granddaughter-in-law.
The last one is the old woman I met on the special train before.
This old woman is wronged, doesn't she want to choose beauty at all? Is it good that she was cheated!
glared at Luo Fan resentfully, the old woman sat on the ground, broke the jar and said: "The specialty of the old body is fancy tooth picking, one hundred and eight postures, never repeat ......"
Luo Fan gave a thumbs up, sure enough, the cowhide, you can pick out more than a hundred postures with your teeth, why are you so awesome, does your old man know?
Sure enough, the old woman took out a sewing thread and began to pick her teeth, with so many movements that it was dazzling.
"Ding, a sneer from the old woman, see if she doesn't disgust the host......"
"Excellent, qualified!"
Luo Fan directly clapped the board.
You want to disgust me?
If you don't want to continue, I'll just let you advance.
There was another sound of falling to the ground.
Qianqian was speechless, this is too child's play, it's all to blame on the guy above, who made a good event like this.
The audition ended, and only half of them were eliminated.
The official selection was twelve hours later, and during this time, Emperor Ji accompanied Luo Fan, walked around Grandma Luo's territory, and then went to the bank of the Huangquan River, the place where Emperor Ji's true body was sealed, and went shopping again.
"Brother Luo Fan, don't forget the place."
Di Ji was very serious, and looked at Luo Fan nodding before he smiled.
The beauty pageant after that was even more child's play, Luo Fan was very perfunctory, and directly set Qianqian as the runner-up, the third runner-up who played the piano indiscriminately, and the old woman became the champion.
Even Emperor Ji couldn't accept this result, but when he saw Luo Fan smiling like a flower, he shook his head helplessly.
As for Grandma Luo, she was simply spoiled, as if Luo Fan had set a group of Xiang as the beauty pageant champion, and she didn't have the slightest opinion.
"By the way, grandma, what is this beauty pageant for?" Only then did Luo Fan react.
"The beauty pageant is to choose a concubine for the king of Lechuan."
Rovan: "......"
I rub!
Mistake!
Luo Fan almost bit his tongue off.
He messed around like this, and chose an old woman and princess for King Lechuan, I don't know if he will be killed?
Wait, what is the King of Lethe, I've never heard of it, and I've only heard of a Lethe River God before, is it him?
Sure enough, in the next moment, a crooked figure appeared at the scene.
Luo Fan was stunned, this guy with one thick leg, one thin leg, and a constipated face was the King of Lethe? The river god who was hit by him before?
Brother, mourning!
When he found King Lechuan and looked at his future Faye Wong, Luo Fan felt a little weak in his heart when he wanted to cry without tears and was indignant.
Brother, in fact, if this old grandmother is allowed to pick up, it will be quite good, at least two points!
When this grandmother was young, she must have been a big beauty.
"I'm not convinced!" King Lechuan glared at Luo Fan angrily, where did this guy come out of nowhere, he was actually making trouble, what he liked, it was clear that he was the runner-up.
"No, you take it!" Emperor Ji glanced at him sympathetically, and only then did he look at King Lechuan very seriously.
King Lechuan couldn't react for a while, although this emperor had an extraordinary status, he couldn't talk nonsense like this.
Her eyes, seeing that he was convinced?
"I just don't accept it, this bastard, if you make such a mess, you will be thundered by the sky......"
Rumble!
Before the words fell, the thunder came.
However, the thunder and lightning did not slash at Luo Fan, but at him.
King Lechuan was dumbfounded and hurriedly dodged, but no matter how good he was, he couldn't avoid the thunder and lightning.
Who is he?
Where is he?
What's he doing?
Nima, there is no heavenly reason!
King Lechuan stared at the sky unconvinced, well, the sky in the underworld was extremely dark......
Rumble!
Fried.
King Lethe: "......"
What is the origin of this kid, even God helps him, it's so unfair!
Wait a minute......
This kind of scene seems similar!
No, he seems to have heard of it.
He is just the king of Lechuan who has only taken office in the last few decades, and although he has never seen the pit god before, he has heard a lot.
Don't......
Turning his head stiffly, he looked at Di Ji and Grandma Luo.