Even Ji Cha himself is confused, fog grass, dying, I thought that my predecessors who had been dead for many years were standing in front of him today, and they were talking to the spirit of the lotus furnace, which seemed to be old knowledge. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Idiot, why did he kill his own machine spirit. My purple Ruyi, Jin Ruyi. Kicha said bitterly, knowing that the pair of Ruyi were not going to return. Idiots are their masters.

Zi Ruyi's machine spirit was locked in a big gourd, and the ending was inevitably death. The purple-haired one-eyed woman has always been the instrument spirit of Zi Ruyi, and she once plotted against her master, but this is also a trick of the fool, in order to avoid the enemy.

The enemy that Crazy Ji had to hide from at that time was not a character in the old world of the Night Demon Kingdom, but a great god in the writer's world, known as the "friendly Gao Meng" with countless fans.

"Friendly Gao Meng" is the pen name of the great god, as for his real name, no one in the writer's world knows, and no one knows his origin in the Daredevil Kingdom. Enigmatic characters, suddenly rising gods, super newcomers of the year. At that time, the first book written by the great god of "Friendly Army Gao Meng" was "Let's Be in Love, the Big Brother Who Led the Little Donkey in the Spinach Field".

Don't worry about the details, aside from the weird setting and magical title, "Let's Love, The Big Brother Who Walked by the Little Donkey in the Spinach Field" is a good book. The book tells the story of a boy who suffers from a severe secondary disease and has lived for more than 300 years, and meets a group of lovely Lolitas who have lived for 50 to 1,000 years. Crazy Ji is also a fan of "Friendly Army Gao Meng", a hardcore fan. I'm waiting for the update of the great god every day.,But the great god is very arrogant.,If you want to be more, you can write a leave note if you don't want to.,And the content of the leave note is equally exciting.,Some die-hard fans burst into tears.,They even fell in love with the god's leave note during the painful time of chasing the update.。 This was also a strange story at that time.

In addition to writing books, the god of "Friendly Army Gao Meng" also has another profession, painter. This person is also famous in the painting world of the Daredevil Kingdom, and he uses another pen name, Dafen's wife.

"Let's fall in love, the big brother who led the little donkey in the spinach field", the illustrations and characters in the book are all written by the great god himself, and the signature is also "Dafen's wife".

The scary thing is that "Dafen's wife" and "friendly Gao Meng" are the same person, and few people know the truth.

It's nothing, the talent of the god of "Friendly Army Gao Meng" is too outstanding, not long after entering the writer's world, the limelight has overshadowed many old gods, he inevitably has some ideas, and his personality is suddenly divided into two parts, separating his identity as a writer and a painter. What's worse is that the writer personality falls in love with the painter personality. It can also be said to be narcissistic, self-(muffled), self-(muffled) root. The great god is the great god, and the realm is not incomprehensible to ordinary people.

But what kind of person is infatuated, the power of the old world, the name of the Night Demon Kingdom, and the palace master of the Dark Palace at that time, the Holy Maiden of the Temple of Light are all friends, and it can be said that friends are all over the world. Even in the writer's world, Crazy Ji is also a brother and sister to many big gods, middle gods, and small gods, and knows some rumors. "Great God, who of you knows what the 'friendly Gao Meng' guy has been busy with lately, why didn't you even bother to write a leave note. Give me an address, I will send him a blade and destroy the glass in the window of his house with a slingshot. When he was drinking with a few great gods, he said jokingly.

A great god took over and said: "Brother Ji, do you know, 'Friendly Army Gao Meng' is in love, according to reliable sources, his lover is a little god in the painting world, a young girl with extraordinary strength. People are busy exchanging feelings, they just want to sprinkle dog food, and their bodies exude the smell of love, how can they have time to care about your fans. ”

Another great god said, "Yes, I've heard this kind of rumor too. 'Friendly Gao Meng' is a talent, young, it took a short time to complete the goal that we have achieved for several years, and the future is limitless. Gods, do you know who his lover is? ”

"Which one?"

"Speak quickly, speak quickly, and don't hide it. We are all our own people. ”

"Please be sure to tell me the truth. ”

During the banquet, the gods were also very excited. "Hehe, of course it's a cute girl in the painting world, Dafen's wife. The cute girl who has been quite popular recently.,(Silenced) wife is very sufficient.。 You get the idea. ”

"No wonder! Friendly Gao Meng will be captured by her. ”

When he heard this, he suddenly felt a sense of loss in his heart. is like the little fresh meat that he has always admired, and one day he announced that he was in love, and he stopped the suitor's way of showing love. "I originally wanted to discuss the philosophy of the universe with 'Friendly Gao Meng', but unfortunately, he only cares about love, no longer updates novels, and doesn't pay attention to bitter fans like me. "Idiot Ji said secretly. "No, I must meet Dafen's wife, and see what kind of woman she is, and how she can rob my great god. ”

It's so angry, the baby is bitter. During the banquet, I was depressed and unhappy, and I felt tasteless when I ate wine. So he left early and went to find Dafen's wife.

Fate is always strikingly similar, who the heavens spare. Who would have thought that as soon as Ji Ji went, he knew the secret of "friendly Gao Meng" and "Dafen's wife", and thus formed a strange relationship.

There is a mountain seventy miles southeast of Shouwan City, this mountain is not very famous, and it is called Fulu Mountain by the locals. However, most of the inhabitants of this place are young people with unenlightened minds, and many of them are fierce and fierce. And the great god of the writer's world, "Friendly Army Gao Meng", built a Miaoyu Pavilion in Fulu Mountain, and he regarded himself as the curator. In normal times, the great god of "Friendly Army Gao Meng" sits in meditation, and even if he has time, he will never update the serialized novel. The locals are illiterate people, and it can be said that they are evolved savages.

Fulu Mountain, there are blessings and lulu in the name, but the local people are all poor ghosts, and many people die before they live to be thirty years old. "Friendly army Gao Meng" god is worried about the world, thinking about building a rich and powerful mountain villa, "develop the tourism industry, attract investment from local tyrants, build infrastructure, and then I advertised in the book "Let's Fall in Love, the Big Brother Who Led the Little Donkey in the Spinach Field" to attract a large number of tourists, and Fulu Mountain will become a famous place in the Daredevil Kingdom. Hahaha, at that time, I waved my sleeves and didn't take away a cloud, my brother is no longer in the mountains, and there are legends of my brother everywhere in the mountains. This great god in the writer's world thought about it carefully, and felt a little excited.

But the good days of the great god are over, and his loyal fans, the base fork that has changed /// and exploded the state index is coming soon. Jicha is known to be a great god of "friendly army Gao Meng", who lives in seclusion in Fulu Mountain. "Great God, Benji is here, I have brought you the basis and inspiration for writing, if you don't update the novel, I will break the Ruzhi (silence) flower. You know, it's okay if you don't understand, I'll teach you. "Crazy Ji sat on the fan, walked against the wind, and flew towards Fulu Mountain. When he arrived at the bottom of the mountain, Da Ji Lao didn't spend much time to inquire about the weirdest and most temperamental man here. "Outsiders, lad, leave the money for the road. Otherwise, pinch you to death. Crazy Ji was stopped by the "simple" mountain people of Fulu Mountain.

"If it weren't for the fact that the 'friendly Gao Meng' god was half hidden here, I would have killed you a long time ago. Get lost. Foolish Ji raised his finger, snorted, and the sword qi burst out, slashing at the mountain man who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and slashed off his right shoulder.

While!

There was a bell at the foot of the mountain, and the source was the Miaoyu Pavilion. The apprentice of the person who hit the clock, "Friendly Army Gao Meng", she is a person in the painting world, and she also serves as a rotten girl. "Master, no, after dozens of miles, I feel the fragrance of Ji Lao. The female apprentice of the great god said excitedly. "I believe he is here for the master, why don't you Gao Jihu. The female disciple said again.

Bang. The great god slashed at the female apprentice's head with a palm, "Bijin burial, don't be rude." Stop your mind (silence), no matter how you say I am also your master. ”

Bijin burial, a rotten girl with a great future, was born in a wealthy family, and she always wanted to find out the meaning of life, so a girl ran to Fulu Mountain, and became brothers with the bandits. After the family found out, they cut off the relationship with her and no longer recognized her as a person. Bijin Funeral was not angry or annoyed, and that night he took seven sworn brothers, sneaked into his house, and stole his mother's forty-year-old masterpiece "Count of Kishan", which was a treasured book, which would not be circulated on the market, and countless rotten girls went crazy for it.

At that time, the rotten girl nature of Bijin Burial had not yet awakened, and she only thought about revenge on her family, especially her mother, so she stole "The Earl of Kishan". On the way back to Fulu Mountain, Bijin Funeral was very boring, flipped through her mother's treasured masterpieces, and the moment she opened the book, she was attracted by the stories of the elders in the book, and since then she has embarked on the road of rotten girls without hesitation.

Later, Da Ji Ji's tired "friendly army Gao Meng" returned to Fulu Mountain, and Bijin Fu, as an outstanding female bandit representative in the mountain, naturally took her brothers to the gym.

"Friendly Gao Meng" showed his martial arts skills, poetry and singing talents to Bijin Funeral, and finally convinced the newly introduced corrupt little beauty. The two are known as master and apprentice to this day.

After getting along for a long time, Bijin Burial also knew the true identity of the master, who turned out to be a god-level writer in the writer world of the Night Demon Kingdom, and at the same time the most controversial god, mainly because of the update problem, the "friendly army Gao Meng" god is too lazy and neglects to serialize novels. Bijin Burial once tried to let her master serialize the story of Ji Laojian, but the god of "friendly army Gao Meng" refused. Because the great god thought that he was too busy, he was also active in the painting world as the "wife of Dafen", which also caused a great sensation. As for his identity as a great god in the painting world, Bijin burial is unknown. "Friendly Gao Meng" also doesn't want to tell his apprentices everything, leaving some mystery, which is good for each other. People can't get too close, they can see too clearly, and in the end they have no friends.

"Hasuhime Furnace. ”

The god of "Friendly Army Gao Meng" slapped the table, and with a bang, the divine furnace in the corner flew up, and the fragrance was curling, like the smoke and rain on an April day in the world. A lotus flower spun out and circled around Bijin Funeral and Dafen's wife, "Master, what are you telling me to get up and do, is it for food?"

"You're still a person, and now I don't look used to it. Dafen's wife said.

"Hey, that's a lot of requests, no wonder you don't have friends. The spirit of the lotus furnace said again, the lotus stopped spinning, the colored light burst out, and a woman jumped down, it was Lianji. "It's always going to be good now. Master, how, have you been amazed by me, do you want to live with me for the rest of your life? ”

"You're stupid, I'm human, you're a machine spirit. Dafen's wife said, "You go down the mountain with Bijin Funeral to greet your guests." Don't mess around, and you can't compare with the guests, because if I don't make a move, there will be no one in the Miaoyu Pavilion who can capture him. ”

"Oh. Ren Ji dissatisfied, "Yes, the host has such a high opinion of him, and I am more interested in the guests." ”

"Let's go!"

Bijin Burial grabbed Lian Ji's wrist and brushed it, and the person had already thrown it out and took the road away. "Boss Ji, who exudes an elegant temperament, this girl is here, let me see your foundation. Bijin said happily.

"You girl is hopeless, you will be killed by Ji Lao sooner or later. Lian Ji said.

"It's not a good thing for me to be able to die at the hands of Ji Lao. "Bijin burial road.

"I don't understand what you're thinking. Lian Ji said, "You and your master are freaks, no wonder you can get along." Like Things?"

"It's people who divide into groups!" Bijin retorted.

The spirit of the Lotus Furnace can leave the Divine Furnace and must return within two hours, otherwise the spirit will be wiped out by the Furnace, and then a new spirit will be born.

Ji Fork sits on top of the fan, surrounded by clouds and mist, and the base light bursts out, just like the son in the painting painted by Master Danqing. "Great God, I'm here, why don't you greet me in person, are you too weak to see me. On behalf of countless fans of the book, I ask you for an explanation. If I am not satisfied, I will tear down your dwelling, lock your neck, lead you back to my mansion, and lock you up in a dark room. Feed at regular intervals, and all you can do every day is update the novel. "The evil thoughts of the base fork turned sharply, and the killing opportunity appeared. Chasing books is the most painful thing, especially if the person who writes the book is not responsible.

Brush!

The Bijin burial and the lotus queen suddenly descended and landed on the group fan of the base fork.

The three looked at each other. Bijin Fu said excitedly: "As I expected, it's really a good old man." Just looking at you, my rotten girl's heart is pounding, please tell me if your base flower has bloomed. ”

"Girl, you also exude the rotten girl of the game. Kicha said.

"Mmmm, I've finally met someone who knows the goods, so happy. "Bijin burial road.

"How foolish the world is, and does not understand you and me, why should we be like them, and we should not conspire with them. Kicha said.

"This is the old man I want to see!" said Bijin.

"You're also the rotten girl I admire. Kicha said.

The group fan flew slowly, Bijin Funeral and Jicha wanted to see each other late, and the two chatted happily. The spirit of the Lotus Furnace was left out in the cold, and she was very unhappy, and immediately lost her temper. "I'm here too, standing right before you. But you all use me as air. Lian Ji said.

"Excuse me, are you a rotten girl? Kicha asked.

"Are you interested in Ji Lao? Bijin asked.

Lian Ji shook her head, she was neither a rotten girl, nor was she interested in Ji Lao.

So Jicha and Bijin Burial ignored the spirit of the lotus furnace and continued their conversation. Lian Ji was quite depressed, but she had nothing to say, she couldn't get involved in Ji Lao and the rotten girl, so she could only be an audience and be a stuffy oil bottle.

"May I ask if you are here to visit the master. Bijin Funeral finally remembered the purpose of this trip, she was here to greet your guests.

"Hahaha, the friendly god Gao Meng is really here. Kicha said.

"Well, the master built a Miaoyu Pavilion and is the first generation of curators, and I will be the second generation of curators, Director Jin. "Bijin burial road.

"Has the friendly god Gao Meng been busy lately? Kicha asked.

"Super idle, doing nothing all day long, I have to say that I am thinking about life. "Bijin burial road.

“――”

Kicha was silent, hey, this is not what a great god should do.