What doesn't exist, what doesn't exist. Fastest update Da Fen wife god was horrified. He fell into a dead end, clutching his head with both hands, banging and banging against the wall. Lost inspiration, he had to use this method to stimulate his brain.

Crazy Ji, Bijin Funeral, and Lian Ji soon came to the Miaoyu Pavilion, and it was the first time that Daji Lao saw the legendary writer god "Friendly Gao Meng".

Oh oh oh! Scum, Adam's apple, angular face, unique temperament mixed with vicissitudes of life and youth, middle two and pure eyes, is this the great god I want! "In short, first to sign, then to go. "I've made up my mind, step, step, step. He walked towards Okami and took out a book with the words "Let's fall in love, the big brother who led the little donkey in the spinach field" on the cover, which was a popular bestseller serialized by Okami.

"God, sign it. Ji said.

"Friendly Gao Meng" god is still banging his head against the wall, "No inspiration, how can I write interesting stories, how to become a powerful writer of idols." I don't understand, you mortals don't understand, my loneliness is a punishment from heaven, because I am too good, and the heavens are jealous of me. Ah, look at my flawless hands, as if polished by beautiful jade, and then look at my face, there is no one in ten thousand, and then look at what I have written, once it is in the world, the whole world moves. This fan, you beg me for an autograph, but you can't do it, at least kneel down and hold the book in both hands, and say, God, please give me glory. ”

Bijin Funeral and Lian Ji were silent, they had been with the "friendly army Gao Meng" god for the longest time, knowing that he was very middle two and also narcissistic, and perhaps his personality had already been divided into several people. Ringgit, so you won't have any friends, Master. Bijin Funeral is very worried about the god of "friendly army Gao Meng". "Let's introduce the master into the Ji Lao realm, so that there will be a lot of Ji Lao to take care of him, and the rest of his life will be much happier. "Bijin Funeral is thinking about introducing the great god to settle in the Ji Lao Realm all the time, and now is the best time, because the big coffee in the Ji Lao Realm is here, and with the intervention of the idiot, "It's only a matter of time before the master becomes the Ji Lao." Hahahaha, so happy. I'll soon be able to see a rising star. Bijin couldn't help laughing.

Lian Ji said: "Master, your face is blurred by blood, it looks so terrible. It's better to stop the bleeding first, otherwise it will scare your guests. ”

As soon as the words fell, Lian Ji opened her hand and grabbed the Lian Ji furnace, and with a bang, it hit the god of "Friendly Gao Meng". The great god sank into the wall, trembling, and the blood flowed like a river, and the ground was about a foot deep, well, all the blood of the great god. Only a lot of aunts' towels can take away this amount of blood.

"The easiest way to stop bleeding is to drain the owner's blood. "Lian Ji is serious.

"What a thoughtful machine spirit. It's just that doing so will kill people. "Crazy Ji doesn't agree with Lianji's approach. He held Jin Ruyi in his right hand, a fan pinned to his waist, and the wind on the soles of his feet, standing on the river of blood. "Great God, your bleeding is too exaggerated. Won't you hang up because of excessive bleeding, I have a way to let the blood you shed go out and return to your body. But grieve your local flower, because it will become a channel. ”

"Stupid. Will the great god be so useless, my own blood, I will drink it myself. ”

The "Friendly High Moe" god jumped from the wall to the table, his cheeks sunken, and a suction force pulled the blood in the room towards the god's mouth. Drinking, the great god drank the blood that flowed out of himself, as if there was nothing wrong, fat water, no, it was fat blood that did not flow into the fields of outsiders.

"I know what you're here for. Persuade me to update, save it, don't you know that I am a madman?"

"Do you want to be cut off by me? Fool Ji said angrily. Listening to the irresponsible words of the great god, Daji Lao was quite angry, and he just wanted to repair the other party fiercely, so that he could correct his writing attitude and be responsible for the fans. Since it has been written, it should not be abolished or interrupted halfway.

The god of "Friendly Army Gao Meng" obviously doesn't care about stupidity, "I have too many things to do, writing is just a side job, dispensable, I'm not happy, I can stop writing at any time." Besides, the world is so big, and it's none of my business, I just want to stay in the Miaoyu Pavilion and lead the villagers to get rich. My goals are ambitious, and I can't understand them like you. As I said, unknown fans, you can leave. Lian Ji, Bijin funeral, send-off. ”

"Sending off?" said Foolishly. "If you don't get what I want today, no one wants to up. Great God, don't you shed tears when you don't see the coffin? ”

"Threaten me, just you?"

The god of "friendly army Gao Meng" was also angry. "You probably don't know how terrible I am. ”

"I only know that on behalf of your fans, I have come to ask you for an explanation. Every word you say will be used as evidence, and I will post it on tomorrow's message board as it is. Great God, you are not afraid, hehe, if you don't agree to my request, I will destroy you. "Crazy Ji is not a master to be messed with, he has fallen in love with a lot of small fresh meat, those people do not take the initiative to give the flowers of the local area, do not make (silent) eye transactions with him, what awaits them is death.

Call!

The fan flew out, swirling bigger and bigger, and the gusts of mountain wind blew so that Lian Ji and Bijin Funeral couldn't open their eyes. Daji Lao was angry, he wanted to solve the problem in his own way, and if he couldn't use literature, he would use force. "I've also heard about some of your secrets from other great gods, and I know that you are a martial arts wizard with extraordinary roots. Very well, such people are worthy of being my friends and preaching to me. The fool turned his mind and urged the fan again, the mountains and rivers in the fan changed color, the beasts ran wildly, and the birds hissed, as if they were driven behind by extremely fierce things. "Pipi shrimp, green-capped black-billed white crane, you are so useless. "Idiot Ji is obviously dissatisfied, he has newly accepted Pipi shrimp and green-capped crane as contract beasts, but if they can't prove their strength, Idiot Ji will kill them.

Before the Phi Phi Shrimp and the Green-capped Black-billed White Crane, Idiot Ji had other contract beasts, but every time he subdued a new contract beast, he would clean up the previous batch, and Idiot Ji wouldn't do it, it was the contract beast that did.

In the fan, among the beasts chased by the Pipi shrimp and the green-capped crane, there are three tired wheat beasts, they are a family, there is a father, a mother and a daughter, and the three wheat beasts have made a contract with the idiot. But they are not very useful except for selling cute skills. Crazy Ji was tired of them, so he took in Pipi shrimp and green-crowned cranes to replace them.

The strength of the wheat beasts is average, but their popularity is extremely good, and they unconsciously drive other contract beasts to work for them, which is what makes them fearful. In fact, Pipi Shrimp and Green-capped Crane are also friends of the three Wheat Beasts, but they were selected by the idiot, and they have the idea of being superior, so they completely broke with the Wheat Beasts.

Pipi Shrimp glanced at the green-capped crane, "Friend, we can't continue, the Mai Meng Beast is too cunning, the deadline given by the master is almost up, and if we can't complete the trial, you and I will be abandoned." ”

The green-capped crane knows, and it's worried. This person is ruthless and iron-blooded, whoever he wants to clean up, that person will definitely not be able to escape. Whew, the green-capped crane spread its wings and flew fast, walking close to the ground, and suddenly, its sharp beak pecked downward, and with a poof, pecked through the head of a wheat beast. "Goodbye, my love. I used to love you deeply, but I had to kill you for a better future. ”

It turned out that the green-roofed black-billed white crane and the daughter of the Mai Meng beast couple had a (silenced) relationship.

"Daughter!"

"My daughter!"

The couple went crazy and were overly sad. They witnessed the green-capped crane kill their beloved daughter, "Kill you, kill you!" The husband of the beast turned and jumped over, "King Moe slashed." Its right forelimb turned into a scimitar and slashed at the green-capped crane.

The green-capped crane retracted its black beak and looked indifferent, it could kill the daughter of the Mai Meng Beast, and of course her father. "You old thing, you can only sell cute, what else can you do. You want to kill me and avenge my daughter? The green-capped crane grabbed the corpse of the Mai Meng's daughter, snorted, threw it out, and smashed it at Mai Meng's father.

Bang!

The scimitar of the Daddy of the Wheat Beast slashed the corpse of his daughter, and when he landed, the blood rain burst out, and the Daddy of the Wheat Beast broke his liver and intestines. At this time, Pipi Shrimp rushed up at three times the speed, "The little fist breaks your heart." "Bang bang bang! Pippi Shrimp threw hundreds of punches, all of which hit Daddy Mc. Daddy's heart is like ashes, he can't move, his body is like a cracked sandbag.

"Husband, husband, ahh Mrs. Makmeng rushed up, and she saw a scene that she would never forget, her daughter was dead, and her husband was about to die.

Brush, brush, brush!

The green-capped crane's wings stretched, and one by one the feathers were split, like flying knives, slashing at Mrs. Mai Meng's body, chopping her body.

Pipi Shrimp said: "Green-capped crane, do it beautifully." I know that you also have a (silenced) relationship with Mrs. McMeng, but I don't think you have lost your way because of this relationship. When a husband does things, he should do something and not do something. ”

The green-crowned crane said: "Pipi shrimp, you won't understand, do you see my turquoise crown, every time I green a married man, its color will increase." ”

Pi Phi Shrimp said: "I see, you still have such skills." Together, we can do great things. can make a name for himself under the master. Let's go, his patience is running out. We can't stay in the fan for too long. ”

The green-capped crane said, "Okay." ”

Call. Pipi Shrimp jumped up and landed on the green-capped black-billed white crane. The green-capped crane carried the shrimp at a gallop, escaped from the fan, and flew towards the outside world.

This is also the first time that the spirit of the Pipi Shrimp, the Green-capped Crane and the Lotus Stove has been seen. "Pippi Shrimp, let's go. "Green-capped crane road.

"I don't dare to move. "Pippi Shrimp Road. "The woman with the lotus stared at me, and my feet didn't listen. "Out of the fan, the roles of the Pipi shrimp and the green-capped crane were reversed, and it was the prawn carrying the green-capped crane.

"Something useless, just a machine spirit, made me think of trying to green her, to put a forgiveness hat on her lover or husband. The green-capped, black-billed white crane said confidently. It spoke, brushed, and an arc of light slashed, nearly shaving off its crown. "What a horrible woman. The green-capped crane exclaimed.

"Green-capped cranes, Pippi shrimp, you're still so useless. "Purple lightning burst out, a woman slowly descended, she wore an eye patch, in order to hide her one-eyed true face, this woman called Ziwei, is the spirit of Ziruyi.

Phew!

A golden rainbow with a width of half a mile and a length of a hundred miles rises through the sky, like a path of light, and a blonde woman comes with a chuckle, she is the spirit of Jin Ruyi, the good sister of Ziwei, called the golden lock.

"Ziwei, why did you give up your sister and wake up alone. "Golden Lock Road.

"Good sister, aren't you awake too. Don't worry about the details. Sister, my Mary Sue magic has recently achieved a little success, and it's time to try its power. Ziwei said.

"Oh yes. It turned out that it was because of the cultivation of Mary Sue's divine skills, no wonder I thought my sister was weird and hated, and I didn't want to walk with her. "Golden Lock Road. Quite straightforward, what to say.

"Golden Lock!" Ziwei said unhappily.

"Sister, are you angry, we are good sisters, everything should be shared. I heard that you and the instrument spirit of the fan, the man named Kang Er has a (silenced) relationship, my sister is so sad. "Golden Lock Road.

"Is that your excuse for being with Con Ergou (muffled) behind my back? Ziwei said angrily.

"Whoever makes you so Mary Sue, Connell will like me, which means that he has eyes and will choose people. I'm the daughter of his life. As for your sister, you're just a passerby in his life. "Golden Lock Road.

Jin Ruyi and Zi Ruyi's machine spirits quarreled. And the spirit of the fan turned a blind eye and never came out, he and Ziwei and Jin Suo have pure feelings, he likes both of them, he can't choose, and wants to accept them all, but Ziwei will never agree, "Ziwei is too strong, she can't see sand in her emotional world, what can I do, I'm so desperate." Kang Er said bitterly. "Unless the master forcibly detains me out, he will kill me, and I will not go out. will be killed by Golden Lock and Crape Myrtle. Connell was a little worried.

Pipi shrimp and green-capped cranes are also dumbfounded, their status is much worse than crape myrtle, golden lock, Kang'er, in addition, the sword spirit of Linglong Sword is stronger, she has a higher status than crape myrtle and golden lock, that sword spirit is also known as "Rong Bun", usually has no less hobbies, and likes to play with steamed steamed buns. Therefore, they are called "Rong Bao Bao" by Pipi shrimp.

Rong Baobao didn't appear either, thinking that she disdained to compete with Jin Suo and Ziwei, because she was not at the same level.

The spirit of the Lotus Furnace was eye-opening, and she said, "It's really interesting. It's the first time I've seen so many machine spirits. Idiot, you're really not an ordinary old man. ”

"Yes or no, it doesn't matter. Great God, where is my great god? Friendly army Gao Meng, where are you going, people, why are people gone, in the blink of an eye, the great god wood is there. I hate it, I'm angry!"

There is no god in the room, and the "friendly Gao Meng" is long gone. Bijin said: "You don't have to look for it, the master must have slipped away." You came here just to make him update, but you don't know the master, he doesn't want to do it, you try your best, and he won't be obedient. Unless ......"

Idiot Ji said: "Unless what!"

Bijin said, "Unless you can fulfill the master's wishes." ”

Foolishly said: "Wish, what is the wish of the great god, let's hear it, maybe I can realize it." ”

Bi Jin Fu said: "The master has a lot of contacts with people in the painting world, but there are a few Bichi among them, who fall in love with the master, rub the heat, and do everything." ”

Foolishly said: "It's easy, I'll kill them!"

Bijin said: "No, you will be mistaken!"

Foolishly, he said, "What do you mean?"

Bijin funeral: "The master also put on women's clothes, mingled with them, and became his best friend." ”

Idiot: ""

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