After so many years, every time I think back to my past dormitory life, I still thank my roommates for not killing! (funny) - Wu Yisheng

"Huh? They haven't even come back yet! Xie Bin looked through the small hole in the security door, and the bedroom was still dark, but he didn't expect that he was the first to come back.

"Squeak......

Gently pushed open the iron door, Xie Bin held the iron door, in a difficult posture, reached out and pressed the switch behind the door, turned on the light in the dormitory, he has complained many times about the design of the school, the switch is not directly designed at the door, it is really annoying to get behind the door, especially after they laid the mat, they were reluctant to step on the mat to go in and turn on the light.

Taking off his shoes, Xie Bin took down the desk from the top of the cabinet, wiped the dust on it briefly, and placed the two desks in the middle of the bedroom. After doing this, Xie Bin put the tenderloin on the table, thinking of the bag that was snatched by the cherries just now, Xie Bin smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"I ...... Return...... Here it comes! “

"You...... This is?"

Xie Bin turned his head to look, only to see Zhang Jie and Li Huan carrying a huge bucket of Coca-Cola, the capacity is definitely what I have seen in my life, one bottle is about 2.5 liters, and two bottles are 5 liters, it is still quite difficult to lift it!

"Why do you buy two barrels that big?"

Xie Bin looked at the two of them a little speechlessly, he didn't have to eat anything today, just drinking these two bottles of Coca-Cola could swell the entire dormitory to death.

"Hehe, Brother Bin, but you said to buy the biggest bottle! If you don't finish it tonight, you'll have to pay a lot of money for the drink! “

Zhang Jie smiled, seeing that he was clearly deliberately cheating Xie Bin like that, but what can be done? I seem to have said that if you buy the largest bottle, you need two bottles, isn't this death?

"Well, hahaha, my brother, I still have to be made of AA! By the way, Boss? Why haven't you come back yet! “

Xie Bin laughed dryly, he was cheated today, but it seems that he did it himself. He didn't know what Zhang Jie's idea was to buy a big bottle, Xie Bin was very clear about that guy's careful thinking, and it was empty words to say that he couldn't finish drinking! I can't finish it, it's just a matter of time!

"Come on!"

Xie Bin was about to change the topic and not mention the drink, when Liu Yiqiu's voice came from outside the door, and Xie Bin was happy: "Oh, it's finally back, come on, come on, Maosheng, big brother, I'll give you on!" “

Xie Bin said and hurriedly reached out to help Mao Sheng get something.

"Uh..., Brother Bin, in fact, I can still afford two wolf tooth potatoes! It's okay, I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself! “

Mao Sheng is a little unaccustomed to it, usually Xie Bin will help him with things, but today Xie Bin is suddenly so enthusiastic, so he is a little unaccustomed, he always feels that there is a problem.

"Come on, boss, I'll take it for you, take off your shoes!" Xie Bin saw that Mao Sheng rejected him, in order to resolve the embarrassment, he hurriedly changed his goal and went to take the fried noodles in Liu Yiqiu's hand, Liu Yiqiu didn't say anything, smiled slightly, handed the fried noodles in his hand to Xie Bin, lowered his head and took off his shoes.

"Big brother, Maosheng, today's drink was bought by Brother Bin, and if you can't finish it, you will find Bin Shao! Hahaha, Bin pays less today! Li Huan, the "sassy pig", would not let go of this opportunity, leaking his trademark smile, and he was very happy to drink Coke.

"Let's not talk about these things first, say that money hurts feelings, come on, come on, our ninth dormitory meeting is about to start, let's put things on the table!"

Xie Bin opened the dozen lunch boxes, took out six and put them on the table, added five more cups, and then put the food he bought today on the table one by one, and Liu Yiqiu also opened one of the bottles of Coke and filled it for everyone.

After everyone found a place to sit down, Xie Bin cleared his throat and said very seriously: "Today is our ninth dormitory meeting, Brother Xin is not here, just add a bowl to him, and wait for him to come back A money, eh, second, do you have a camera set up!" “

"Set it up, let's talk about it, we can't help but do it!"

Zhang Jie stared at the bag of tenderloin on the table, his saliva flowed, the tenderloin was fried golden and crispy, and the fragrance was compelling, which was very uncontrollable! The men looked like they had just been released from prison.

"Okay, first of all, thank you roommates and brothers for not killing."

This is the focus of every dormitory meeting, since the occurrence of "various roommate conflict cases rumored on the Internet", this ceremony is carried out in every dormitory meeting, this is proposed by Liu Yiqiu, after all, there will inevitably be friction in everyone's life together.

"Uh-huh..., thanks, thanks!"

"Let's talk about each other's problems, and let's try to correct them!" Xie Bin was guiding as a roommate, but this link was quite joyful, and all kinds of things were turned out.

"Lush, your socks are still the same! Gotta change, huh! “

"Brother Huan, you always snore when you sleep! Pay attention to yourself! “

"Brother Bin still likes to sleep naked, "huge", some of them are too scary! “

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"Mmmm, that's okay, that's pretty much it, let's eat something first!" Xie Bin couldn't help it, said a few words, and made the first move, targeting the bag of tenderloin.

"Hey, it!"

The brothers and the gang all started directly, at this time, who still uses chopsticks?

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"Hey, Brother Bin, what's that Shao'an with tenderloin today? Only one bag?" Mao Sheng licked his hands a little unsatisfied, the usual tenderloin is not to say that it is fun, but at least it is enough, and today I know that it will be gone for a while.

"Hey, don't mention it, I was disturbed by Cherry......" Xie Bin looked helpless, and told a few people about today's events, after finishing speaking, a few people just laughed and fell to the ground, everyone knows what kind of temper Cherry has, Xie Bin can come back completely, it is not easy, but it will only escape for a while, and it is really hard to say whether he will be "retributed" in the future.

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A few people chatted while eating, and Liu Yiqiu said with some pride: "Brother Bin, last time our "Old Boy" made people cry!" “

"I know, there are a lot of people crying! What's so strange! “

Xie Bin buried his head and continued to eat fried noodles, his appetite was huge, sweeping most of the food.

"You know, Peaches was also sung and cried, and someone recorded a video!" Liu Yiqiu said in a slightly mysterious tone.

"What? It's really fake, take it out and take a look! When Xie Bin heard that the peaches were actually singing and crying, he immediately became interested.

"That's ......, hahaha." As soon as Liu Yiqiu put the video on, Xie Bin directly gave him a roll of his eyes.

"Is this called crying? People have their backs to us, who knows if she is crying or laughing? Do you have clairvoyant eyes?" Xie Bin looked at the person in the video, it was indeed a peach, but from this angle, where can you see that people are crying?

"Hahaha, why are you so excited, oh, too, he's our Brother Bin's second ......"

"Oh hey, stop, stop! Let's talk less about others today, don't engage in these things that we don't have, let's talk about ourselves! “

Xie Bin saw that this guy must have to say something about what he didn't have, such as "second wife", "third wife" and the like, so he dared to let him continue to talk about it, and quickly cut off his symptoms.

"Boss, tell me quickly, what do you want to do in the future?"

"What ......? Haha, I'm relatively simple, I'll do career planning in the future, I also took the career planner exam, and I'm going to go to Beijing New Elite for an internship during the holidays! Learn something first. “

Liu Yiqiu did not hesitate, he has always been very clear about his future, and he has been working hard for his goal, which Xie Bin envies.

"Gou Fugui, don't forget it! Big brother, you can work in the same place as the classical teacher in the future! “

"Don't water, you can't get it, it's better to say! People don't have to be me! “

Liu Yiqiu waved his hand modestly, but he was indeed a little worried about this, after all, his birth school was too poor, and it was really uncertain whether the new elite would want him.

"Hahaha, I'll come, I'll talk about my future! My dream! Li Huan laughed a few times, this was his favorite topic.

"You come, you have a hammer, yours have been heard countless times, let's let Mao Sheng talk about it!"

Liu Yiqiu directly denied Li Huan's self-recommendation, this guy's dream bedroom can be memorized by any person, but Mao Sheng has never said anything about these things.

"Oh, I don't have anything to say, I don't know what to do, I'm unemployed after graduation, oh no, continue to go to school, and squat at home in college!"

When Mao Sheng talked about this, he still had a smile on his face, but to be honest, this guy was confused and confused, lazy and lazy, but he didn't affect his mood because of this, and he lived a very relaxed life every day.

"Have you ever wondered how to survive in the future?"

Xie Bin lifted the paper cup and took a sip of Coca-Cola gently, he was really a little worried about Maosheng, this guy has no vision for the future, he is unwilling to do tired work, low salary and unbearable, the most important thing is that he does not have the ability to work well!

"Just like now! I think I'm doing pretty well now, and I'm okay! “

Mao Sheng grinned, laughed a little embarrassed, Xie Bin didn't know if he was embarrassed because he was dissatisfied with his current situation, pretending not to care, and forcing a smile, or because everyone talked about this topic made him feel embarrassed that he had no face! However, no matter which one of them Xie Bin does not want to see, the former is to hide his cowardice that he does not dare to face the future, but the latter has some impact on the feelings between brothers!

"Okay, okay, don't talk about these things, there are so many more cokes, you can't finish it tonight, Bin Shao, you're going to suffer!" Li Huan saw that the atmosphere was a little weird, and hurriedly interrupted, and at the same time snatched a bag of food, this guy is indeed cheap enough, and he looks like a flower child! Instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"Hey, hey, why is there such an operation?"

"You!"

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