Chapter 33: The Assist Begins
That's right, soon, this event began, Xue Zhi watched the monk walk up to the stage with a big belly, and looked at the audience below, almost ......
"I'm laughing so hard that my snot bubbles are coming out." Afterwards, Xue Zhi borrowed Di Yiqiao's mobile phone to send the original words of the circle of friends. Speaking of which, he seems to have a friend of the former mayor, but at most he can use the machine to look at his own.
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The person below, isn't it...... Isn't it Jiang Mingde?
Big brother, where's your unboxing game? Your dragon sniper?? Yours...... Your path to the big earth? Why, why are you stagnating? You're not that kind of person! A new storm is coming! You can't do this...... No, no, no, you can't.
Xue Zhi's face was embarrassed, and in a small room, he looked at ......
"Okay, little friend...... Excuse me, why did you come here to take classes? What's bothering you? ”
Jiang Mingde smiled—this was a smile that Xue Zhi had never seen before, experiencing the hardships of the world.
It's like, I don't care about Chen Bajie at all, what kind of liar is it...... He just, wished a few people, to hear what he had to say.
"First of all...... I'm very confused, you know, as soon as I was born, I don't know how much higher my starting point than others. That's it, I'm lost. Every time, when I get to school, there is a group of people...... It was just to gather around myself and talk to myself, at that time, I thought...... I'm handsome! Well, handsome indeed.
At that time, I felt that if I was very popular, no matter how I said it, someone would be willing to be friends with me...... Am I good-talking, or am I handsome? Well, I do, I have a lot of friends, and I have a lot of friends, and at that time, I thought it was a friend who made friends. At that time, we were all young, and we were in junior high school and primary school......
I think, like this, it's not that I can't learn well, and it's not that I can't do things well, so how can I ...... How can someone squint at themselves all day? Even if it is, a lot of people, a lot of people - they are used to looking at me with slanted eyes, even my former best friend, occasionally, when he is unhappy, when I am not paying attention, he will give me a blank look, thinking that I don't see, thinking that I can't understand......
I really don't understand, I'm just stupid, thinking that if it's true, they're just looking at everyone obliquely when they're in a bad mood.
Later, when I was in my second year of junior high school, I was also fifteen years old, and at that time, I was halfway through my adolescence - I began to understand that those were not simple anger, they were envy, quarters, and ...... Hate. Why hate me? What's wrong with me? Isn't the home where everyone comes home at night the same house? I live on the sixth floor, don't you ...... At that time, you also know that one or two hundred square meters is considered rich...... All right......
And I was thinking, what kind of house do they live in? It should be, it's no different from mine, it should be ordinary, nothing special. I was real, ah, really, naïve.
Later, I fell out with my best friend. I just didn't think his clothes looked good, so I said a few words...... I just thought he was stingy with his parents and didn't buy new clothes. But...... That was the most nervous thread in his heart, and it couldn't be broken...... Well, I feel like I was ...... It's really silly.
That was the first time I was beaten in my life. Nothing dissuaded, nothing special. It's just a good beating......
He slammed my head into the corner of the table and hit me in the stomach with his knee.
'Don't you just have some stinky money in your family?' Look down on us? I'm not trying to please you! What are you doing? Arrogance, disgusting...... I tell you, I will never say a word to you again. From then on, I transferred to another school...... I've never looked down on him, really, I know, his parents drove taxis, but I didn't think there was anything ...... What's the difference......"
Xue Zhi's cheeks twitched slightly-I really don't know, this little kid has such a profound ...... Life insights?
Why is it just me, my mind is often blank, nothing, nothing.
Yes, I have a memory...... It's her.
In Xue Zhi's mind, it floated again, that beautiful Yiren, that ...... How gentle a beautiful girl she is. Maybe, it's just that Pingshui met, or is it really like her? Who knows......
Well, look at ......
Chen Bajie, how are you ...... Crying out?
"Actually...... Although I have a family background, I am not so good......" Chen Bajie walked to the bottom of the stage, gently stroked Jiang Mingde's back, and hummed softly, the kind of melody when chanting scriptures - "Why do you pick it up?" Why put it down? Actually, you should be arrogant......" The monk smiled softly, his eyes shining with purity—as if there were stars in his eyes......
"Actually, I just relied on this lecture to eat and eat...... You know, I don't have much of it. I picked it up by a junior brother, and at that time, he said...... He said that he grew up in the temple since he was a child, knew a little Buddhism, taught me, and let me eat with a mouthful of food...... He asked me to give a speech here, and he gave me a mouthful of food, you don't know, how good he is...... He gave me food and shelter...... You don't know how hard it is for me to raise ....... I'm just a little fat man, and I don't have any skills on weekdays...... That's how I am, I don't do anything. Lying on a chair peacefully......"
This is, Xue Zhi secretly leaked his head: "Eh, classmate Jiang, you are off topic." Please pay attention to your words and deeds, don't be too sad, you see that the old uncle in the next seat is a handful, I don't know how sad it is. I said, you better do it, don't let others move anymore, it's not good. Speaking earnestly, Xue Zhi slowly stood up, looked around, and then looked at Chen Bajie next to him.
"Ah...... It looks like our guests are running out of patience, but don't worry, it's your turn right away. Chen Bajie blinked, and then looked at the crowd instead.
"Actually, when I was doing this business, I had done one line before this - I was a great people's teacher, of course, I was a physical education teacher, the kind that didn't teach mathematics." Chen Bajie smiled innocently on the stage, and at the same time, his huge body shook, causing the crowd below to laugh for a while, as if he had seen something very funny and couldn't extricate himself, it was really ......
Well, I think it's really not allowed in your question, you go to be a physical education teacher...... Compared to this, I think the math teacher is more suitable for you......
I was secretly amused in my heart, and before I knew it, the distance between everyone and Chen Bajie had been invisibly pulled in a lot.
"Eh, you know, when I was a physical education teacher, you saw my height, my weight was only one hundred and forty pounds, okay, now I'm almost two hundred......" Chen Bajie smiled, and then said: "At the beginning, as a physical education teacher, I looked at my students, they went out early and returned late, I don't know how tired they are, I don't know how hard they are. Let me tell you, the physical education teacher has to watch his students run on the playground, out of breath, at that time, ah, I thought, this time to be strict with them, it may be good for them, but have you ever thought that those who are born a little fat, in these three years, how much more effort do they have to put in than others? I was a little shocked by the competitive atmosphere in there, and I tell you - at the time, it was a little unbearable. At that time, I was always ...... Always ...... face."
"Shut up!" Xue Zhi erected a sign and signaled...... Let Chen Bajie be fine, don't say it anymore, it's my turn.
However, as you know, Chen Bajie is a fat man, and his eyes are covered by flesh - he himself said so afterwards, so Chen Bajie is still showing himself in front of the audience at this time, highlighting his good time as a teacher.
"At that time, I was a ...... How can I say it, it's a bit presumptuous, I look at the students' bad grades, what should I do? I can't punish him, so I have to make him work hard, try harder. Of course, you also know that sports activities are not just a lot of running, jumping and jumping, it takes a lot of practice, and this practice is not ...... So, I'm very strict with my students. Until one day, something happened - it was a bright summer, and a few of our teachers were looking at a few ......" There was a small voice below.
"Our teacher just watched a few little children practice running down there – it's a physical exercise class anyway, and right away, it's physical training...... And then...... And then it came to class, and I looked, eh...... Why can't this kid do it, why did he faint? And then go over and look at the heart rate, okay, arrhythmia – this child is familial, congenital arrhythmia, and the heart is weak. Since that time, I've wondered if it's a bit ...... to increase the amount of money for students all day without increasing the price Then, later, my parents came to me and said that they were grateful to me for finding out early and not letting the child lose his life in vain. You know what I was thinking at the time......"
Okay, monk, go die, I really ...... You don't talk much, you can't! Give me a word!
Then, the students along the way, which one of their feet broke and which one of their hands was broken, they were all brought out by Chen Bajie one by one, and then showed them to everyone - "Well, this is my fault, and then their parents have no opinions, which makes me feel very guilty." This is what Chen Bajie roughly wants to express......
And then it begins, the text,......
From meeting a young monk, and then being introduced to Buddhism, and then by the way, he was given a non-trivial Dharma name and asked him to come to this ghost place to give lectures here......
You must know that a lie full of lies is impossible for people to believe in the truth, and the real lie - that is to say, there is a sentence in Dream of Red Mansions that is particularly aptly described: - "When the truth is false, it is also true, and there is sometimes inaction." "You know, here, it's this deceptive little trick, of course, we don't introduce this kind of thing too much, however, Xue Zhi captured an important piece of information from it:
First of all, you must know that physical education teachers, even if they are sports, must have received higher education, and presumably this kind of fraudulent religion will not be recognized by such people, think about those of us who have received higher education, what Newton thinks...... Einstein...... I'm sorry, Newton was superstitious in his later years, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing......
Anyway, there are really not many intellectuals nowadays, who believe in religion, especially what, it is even more impossible to say that these people have a little educational experience and let their students study hard......
However, some teachers really believe in Buddhism, and of course we are also like intellectuals, and we don't think about these relatively niche events.
And then what? Definitely, not all teachers are good people, that is to say, of course, excluding the situation that they are bad people, Chen Bajie is very likely, what is the handle in the hands of the mastermind behind the scenes, and what is the handle at present, it is unknown for the time being...... Because, I don't know very well that Chen Bajie was a teacher at the beginning...... How many bottom lines and how many downlines can there be.
Okay, as the light gradually guided, and then, everything pointed to Xue Zhi.
Then, a miracle happened...... Xue Zhi just ran to "go to the toilet." ”
Quickly, looking in Chen Bajie's room, without disrupting any order, it was slowly flipping, flipping, and yet...... No clue at all.
I don't have a teaching certificate, and I don't have anything important, but there is a passbook in it...... There is a bank card, but you can't investigate this way, no police will make trouble with you for an unclear remittance, and if the amount is smaller, you can't file a case, before that it is given cash, then who do you find to reason, then you are not wronged in vain, there is nothing to do.
So, forensics, the most important thing, are three points.
First and foremost, it is important. The personal information is complete, and it can be better distinguished that this is an obvious evidence, because the current police will take a microscope to look at it twice, but ...... Evidence like this you often find at a glance such details, and enough to pierce the key with a needle, rather than ...... And not some corner of the supporting evidence, not good.
The second, and most important, point is relevance. You can't tell how many homes a person has been to steal from the same piece of stolen goods, and it's not impossible if other stolen goods are destroyed. Therefore, the most important thing is...... It is necessary to have relevance, if there are many family members in the sole of the other person's shoes, the same fibers scattered on the carpet or floor...... Because fibers are unique, they cannot be completely reproducible. And how is it possible that only one has been there, so there happen to be so many on the shoes...... This cannot be said to be a coincidence, public opinion will see, the court will see.
Then, the third point...... Of course it's accurate - you can't take what A stole and say how B is, maybe B did steal, but you can't conclude that both of them are thieves, it's just a coincidence, like A's personal belongings were stolen by B......
So...... There is no connection at all, except for the identity evidence about Chen Bajie, I can't see anything...... For example, the previous resignation certificate, or the previous contract signed with another person, it is also particularly important...... He didn't know Chen Bajie's real name, all the most important passbooks, the names on them, were not Chen Bajie, maybe it was his, or it was just a greedy boy who was dragged out and used as a shield, just like he didn't know why he became the legal representative of an empty shell, and then he was beaten to death on the street for no reason...... Isn't that too wrong......
So, these passbooks ...... What else used to be when you bought a lottery ticket or anything like that...... Even the library card is not Chen Bajie, I don't know if it's that little cub......
Okay, so say...... Well, I'm done with the toilet.
Flipping out of the window of Chen Bajie's room, and then without leaving a trace, Xue Zhi walked out in a chic manner...... Of course, he seemed to have forgotten something. Chen Bajie, who had just come in and opened the door from the new, looked at the hair that had disappeared from the doorknob - the hair that was originally tied here and connected to the table next to it was gone. It's funny......
Chen Bajie was thoughtful and held his chin...... He decided...... Before that, though, first, he needs to ...... a little Well, it seems that there are still people waiting for themselves. Looking at a certain man surnamed Xue who was dancing on the stage, talking about the relationship between Buddhism and his own career, Chen Bajie dispelled the doubts in his heart, sure enough, it was some people who ran in, took advantage of themselves to go out to lecture, fished in troubled waters, and wanted to get a little benefit from their own room? How can it be...... It's impossible, then the next most important thing is to accompany Xue Zhi to complete today's activities, and then, in order to quickly let Xue Zhi replace him, and it is convenient for him to check the person who is fishing in troubled waters, he still has to hide it temporarily.
"Cough, okay, this is our young and promising Xue Zhi, Mr. Xue - everyone applauds and welcomes!" Chen Bajie walked up to the stage, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said. Well, it's kind of scary......
Xue Zhi snorted coldly - sure enough, there are still unsightly things in that house, no matter how clean you hide, there will always be some key items. By the time I find out, you'll be halfway there.
Haha laughed. Xue Zhi put his arm around Chen Bajie's shoulders and said with a smile: "Ehya, that's right, I also met Boss Chen at the beginning - I just came over yesterday to cheer, and everyone may still have a little influence............ When did I speak, and became like this...... Tone of voice???