Chapter 32: Prelude
Well, today seems to be another day of undercover, alas...... As soon as I thought of accompanying that great monk and pretending to fool people, I was full of unhappiness - I, Xue Zhi, like someone who would fool people if there is nothing to do? Resemble......
Slowly walking into the lobby, there are a lot of people today, yes, there are a lot of people today...... Myself, is this going to help this monk? It's really unpleasant, no, I need to stumble...... What should I do, I'll be seen like this......
No matter, go find the monk first and then talk - I hope to say something good first, otherwise the monk will go to verify it at that time, oh roar, play ball. Therefore, even if he was dragged around by the monk and asked, he kept pulling his collar and didn't let him go, so he kept telling himself not to be suspicious, and there was really no one eavesdropping - he didn't agree. I'm ...... I'm ...... How could you be dragged onto the boat by a villain like you? Impossible......
"Jiang Mingde, look at your home!" Looking at Jiang Mingde, who was squatting on the sofa and playing with this notebook, Xue Zhi couldn't understand...... With such a low-spec headset that is also a normal keyboard and mouse roadside, how can you have such a good time? It's because your family is rich, so you can play here happily as an alien with Lenovo - right......
So it stands to reason that when I eat instant noodles, I can eat the effect of soul-calming noodles, or the effect of cross-bridge rice noodles...... The kind with black truffles and veal loin. As for the calf imported from the Netherlands, the kind where the cowhide is used to make mobile phones. Eh, I have to say, it seems that there is still such a thing. Speaking of which, this seems to be ...... Can it be done? You can see how sweet I eat with a bowl of beef noodles in my hand, and you can see how much I like it...... I like instant noodles, that's when I take that bowl of beef noodles, I fantasize that the beef in it is all big pieces.
Not much to say, looking at Jiang Mingde on the side as if he was playing a game very seriously, he was embarrassed to take Jiang Mingde to do it, you look at the child...... It's a silver, and when the big god Mai Sui AK arrives, maybe he won't do anything to push back, but speaking of which, professional players are really, and playing themselves is the same as playing, because they seem to be ...... But he couldn't react, and everyone relied on ...... It's all reflexive. Is that so...... I think it's possible.
Without further ado, it started - Xue Zhi walked on the road, and it seemed that the environment here was okay...... Although it can't be said that every family is well-off, it can also be said that it is very good, at least it will not say anything, what is particularly good, such as not closing the house at night, not leaving the road untouched and so on - there is definitely no such thing, how do you say what do you do...... At least you don't have anyone to slip the door and pick the lock, right, this kind of thing is of course unlikely, at most you are touched by someone on the road. But generally speaking, it is not realistic to touch the bag. Speaking of which...... It seems so. In other words, probably...... Maybe really, policing...... Okay, so a little bit? Can it be bad? You're touching the hostage's bag next to the bank robbery, and you see if the bank robbery will break you. In front of him, put the previous things in your pocket, you are really a ruthless person.
People just lock you up and you'll have Stockholm syndrome in minutes, okay, what are you talking about over there...... Why do you still steal from other people? I can't see clearly......
Although this metaphor is not very apt, it is probably the law and order situation here. It's kind of interesting, huh......
knocked on the back door, and a white fat face popped out - that's right, it was Chen Bajie's guy. "Eh, it's so early...... Donor come in quickly, today I think, donor you should already have some thoughts of escaping into the empty door, so ...... Can I have you speak at my lecture? Chen Bajie's eyes blinked as if they were twitching, as if they were ......
"Okay, I'll just say it straight - that's it, you're also a trustee sent from above, so I won't say anything, help me this time...... No, you're not here to help me. Chen Bajie touched his head and felt ...... It's a bit of a blink of an eye, so it's still ...... Forget it, so be it.
"Hmm...... Okay, I think about it, but I'm really not a trust, master, you are so good, how can you need that kind of thing...... I really don't know anything, you see it's the first time we've met. Xue Zhi "humble gentleman", didn't say anything, and stretched out his hand directly: "Bring the speech script ......"
Chen Bajie sighed, still like a Maitreya in the world, smiled innocently, and then took out a manuscript, hmm...... This Chen Bajie also looks like a secondary vocational school level, the words are okay, except for the oil stains on the manuscript are indeed a little dirty, nothing else, it's okay, what is unacceptable to Meiyou, that's it, hurry up, get ready.
In the background, I glanced at the manuscript at a glance......
It's nothing more than three points - first, first of all, what did I say before, I was addicted to the red dust, and I had some "troubles", probably only a few million, and nothing else, no children and no daughters...... It's not nonsense, keep watching - I have a girl I like, and I just fell in love with a richer one, so I dumped myself and fell in love with another man...... It's bloody, but I like it.
Then I looked down and saw that I had met Chen Bajie. This guy really puts gold on his face, as if he is Xue Zhi's life mentor, and Ma Ma Lailai has a lot of words of thanks, which is really "gratitude" beyond words. But big brother, my Yanyi is really not good, and it may be so blunt that it will disappoint you. Before I lost my memory, I really didn't even have very many expressions on my face, let alone any "gratitude", "gratitude", "thanks", and even very little anger, basically just a cold face...... Although I still have a cold face now, I have already figured out a way to make myself amused, and as for the rest, there is really nothing I can do. Is that what it looks like, I'm like that. I don't have much skills...... I'm not just fighting, looking at people, looking for people, yes, that's right - I'm pretty good at finding people. As for what war, desert, and place you sent me to find someone—that's okay, I'll make you disappear first.
I've remembered so many people, it's rare to cheat individuals, and there's no psychological burden. So, don't do anything about you, I'm a very elegant and easy-going person.
Well, look further down...... You're trying to kill me! You asked me to hug you in front of everyone and tell me about my journey? I have a hammer's mental journey, I'm afraid you're not kidding me!
Well, you've already written it all. Wow, you actually said, what am I worthy, where am I worth much, I am now worrying that I can only afford instant noodles. Well, the afternoon is coming soon, and lunch is instant noodles.
"Eh, I said, why were you sent here, this is not a notoriously poor ......" Chen Bajie smiled, put two mouthfuls of rice into his mouth, and then looked at Xue Zhi.
"It's nothing, I wasn't sent, I'm really, just a lover of Buddhism." Shrugging his shoulders, Xue Zhi glanced at Chen Bajie and said.
"Oh-yes...... Okay, it's okay, I'll tell you that I'm just because I made the boss unhappy, you know, that young vampire, just like that, photographed himself in this place, and it was served with lard rice all day long, and it was good to say what kind of fat it was—I'm such a fart, I want to eat vegetables, I really want to eat vegetables...... What else do you say, the real Buddha and Bodhisattva should eat meat, how I want to eat vegetables - I have been here for more than half a year, and I haven't even seen green vegetables, next time you come to see me, bring something secretly...... You see, if you eat instant noodles, I can only eat lard soy sauce rice...... I'm so bitter, I'm so bitter, you're ......"
"Okay, what do you want to eat? Green cabbage? Cabbage? Purple cabbage? Looking at your appearance, it's not easy usually, so I'll bring you a salad. ”
I saw Chen Bajie with tears in his eyes, looking at Xue Zhi, it was indescribable gratitude...... "Well, okay, you can make up your mind, you must bring it to me...... Woo, I'm such a miserable man. Tears and oil dripped down his face, and then the whole person was a fat big monk - no, not a big monk, he was covered with a thick layer of oil, and he still had a plate on his head. Speaking of which, it is a living ...... Don't cultivate good results in your life?
Let's just say that, Lu Bajie. Eh, okay, Lu Bajie.
"By the way, how is your manuscript right, have you memorized it?" Chen Bajie smiled innocently and asked.
"Ah, you expect me to memorize that much in a few minutes? Am I a little genius? I'm not a touch learning tablet. How could I have memorized so much? After watching a rough idea, it's just a matter of playing on the spot. ”
However, at this time, Chen Bajie's face was serious, as if there was something, solemn and inviolable-"Do you know, we in this line, to do this kind of thing, we must have a sense of ritual - you deceive people, first of all, you have to deceive yourself, only if you deceive yourself, you can deceive others." You know, I'll tell you - I usually have to memorize the lines, not only to memorize the lines, but also to practice in front of the mirror, you know, why did I shoot you here and be my deputy? I'm telling you—actually, this line of work requires experience. It's not that you hypnotize yourself and just say a few words to be able to calm down in front of them. I'll tell you, in this business, first you need to smell, like the audience below, this is doing that, this is doing this, and you, you need to have an appetite for them......"
Xue Zhi nodded lightly - don't underestimate anyone who is driven crazy by life, they are not simple people......
"So, what do I need to do...... Today's is not necessarily the same 'rich second generation' as me? What do I need? ”
"Let me tell you, first of all, you are a high-level people, you are a rich man - you have what they desire, so you are a kind of person, you can always do some leadership, take the lead, you think about it, just use an analogy - there is a steamed bun seller. He sees you, a big boss who usually has nothing to do and collects something? Do you know why, you weren't arranged to be a rich second generation? I thought, in case you cause imbalance in the hearts of others, it's not a glamorous thing, so ah, what about you, you have to become a successful person who gets rich by your own efforts. The one who sells steamed buns, doesn't he want to be a Barbie doll? Every day, some people are thinking about how to get rich overnight, what cheapening, what shortcuts they have taken...... Otherwise, if you look at those who buy lottery tickets, why do you buy lottery tickets regularly? After all, there is still some greed at work in my heart. ”
It seems to make some sense, but ...... I'm a detective, what are you talking about here? Don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures! Shaking his head vigorously, Xue Zhi shook off some of the fatigue in his head, and still opened the manuscript in his hand to see if he could ...... How to say it, what to do? Well, it seems that it does.
My own manuscript is already very intact. From several levels, fully expressed......
Well, that's it.
"Alright, row tables and chairs." The monk smiled and said. Because the tables and chairs are very important things - if the row is poor, some people will think that they are empty, what is there...... It looks like the layout is good, but in fact? There's no fart.,I'm alone here to beat a singleton to see a bald head above you and a bare mouth has no basis to say that you can't practice.,Interesting? It's all blinded......
Nodding, Xue Zhi took a closer look, as if there was indeed such a thing. In some ways, this ...... It is indeed something that needs to be paid attention to.
Well, first of all, the front row, you can't be too far forward, otherwise it's like a salon, a small club, it looks very tasteless, and others look at it, and it's not very comfortable...... So, it still can't be too close
Also, it can't be too far away - in such a place, there are not many people, how can the host distance himself from the audience? In this case, it is not advisable.
Therefore, it is almost two to three meters, because everyone is making an iron bench, and everyone has nothing to worry about, and it is okay to talk to the host if they want to, but there will be no feeling of chatting, because the stands are a cut higher, which is used to set off Chen Bajie's greatness, brightness, and justice...... Although this guy is just an old god stick, a charlatan...... Well, now everyone is "a person in a boat, it is not appropriate to talk like this, it is better to speak politely, not too much." ”
Well, that's what it looks like......
And then there's the seat in the back – the seat has to be a ring, a ring, and the advantage is that it's not too far away, because some people are more withdrawn, and even if there are no people, he still likes to sit in a seat that looks a little bit edged.
And then there's the lighting...... Who the lights are going to shine on, it goes without saying that Chen Bajie made his debut in the C position. However, as a "guest", you must not sit there in the dark, it seems that there is no card, which makes people feel weird.
But...... Gaffer! Come over here, let's talk about how many lights I can give me when I come to the stage? However, there don't seem to be any gaffers...... We're just ordinary people, at most it's just a scam lecture hall, how can there be such a moth as a lighting engineer......
Well, it seems, that's what it looks like. First, let's take a look at ...... Can you string a circuit?
"Forehead ......" Chen Bajie looked embarrassed - because he really couldn't climb up, seeing that Xue Zhi was quite flexible, and he still had the strength to handle it. Well, it's not a dangtuo, it's smart, but it'...... How nice it is to be a coolie. That's why it looks like this. Aha...... Well, with that said, it seems like there's a bit of a doorway here.
Three-point-one-line ...... I'm a person who has climbed over a cliff, how can I not climb the ceiling? It's smooth, but it's not a ladder at the end, why can't I climb it? Aha, okay...... Well, I pulled a string of wires out of my fanny pack, and a switch, and I connected a couple of headlights in two or two, and then I got the switch first, and then connected it to the electricity - like that...... Well, it seems that the ground wire and the live wire are reversed, but it doesn't matter, it should be nothing.
It's okay, it's okay, it's a little thing.
The long wire hung down, and there was a switch hanging on it, and then the switch, by the way, was attached to a corner, and it looked like it was really okay, quite chic.
Then, then, hurry, twist the direction of the headlights. No, how do I know where this light is going, it doesn't seem like a way to do it.
Quickly climbed the ladder and twisted the first headlight to make sure it was shining somewhere...... There's no way, to guarantee this, you can only ...... Turn the power on.
Hands walked through the wires, not a single exposed wire, just like that, beam after beam, round after round of light - just shining on that beautiful stage. Well, that's good - I'm comfortable, and when the time comes, I'll be able to ......
Hehe laughed twice, Xue Zhi jumped off the ladder, and then thought about how to turn off the switch.
"Hmm-" his body kept shaking...... Xue Zhi, electrocuted. A little water stain, the previous instant noodle soup, was stained inside the power supply.
If it weren't for that...... Tang Bajie's eyes were quick, and he directly knocked a wooden stick away from Xue Zhi at once, and he didn't know what would happen.
That is, Xue Zhi has a tough physique, so nothing happened, otherwise the second generation of Xue would have died here...... Then, as a couple, you will find out that Xue Zhi is from my brother, and then a man surnamed Zhao will clap his hands in a dark corner......
He is not benevolent, he just wants to achieve his own goals in order to have fun and fight with others.
So as soon as he got the news, he clapped his hands......
"Die well, die wonderfully, die croak......"