Chapter 7: Be My Man

Duanmuyan nodded, smiled and showed a mouthful of gloomy white teeth, and said, "Okay, I'll remember to ask next time." "I secretly said in my heart: When I regain my eyesight, you will die! Stinky girl!

Tang Jiaren smiled: "Do you know how to cook?" ”

It's uncomfortable to switch the subject so abruptly.

Duanmuyan said with a cold face: "The gentleman stays away from the blistering ......"

Tang Jiaren grabbed the chicken and the golden silk nanmu, and turned around decisively to leave.

Duanmuyan hurriedly asked, "Hey, why are you going?" ”

Tang Jia said: "Find someone who can kill chickens and cook." ”

Duanmu Yan was afraid that Tang Jiaren would never return, so he immediately said: "I will kill chickens." ”

Tang Jiaren returned, squatted in front of Duanmuyan, and asked seriously, "Seriously?" ”

Duanmuyan nodded.

Tang Jiaren said: "The answer is not right. ”

Duanmuyan wondered, "What's wrong?" ”

Tang Jia said: "You should answer, very seriously." ”

Duanmuyan was speechless.

Tang Jiaren asked again: "Seriously?" ”

Duanmuyan resisted the urge to beat Tang Jiaren violently, and replied: "Very serious." ”

Tang Jiaren grinned toothily and said, "Okay, let's get started!" ”

Tang Jiaren helped Duanmuyan to the edge of the pool and asked him to wash his hands, while she turned around and walked down the hillside, removed a stone, and took out an iron pot, shovel, salt, and a bundle of firewood from the cave.

Duanmuyan twisted his head, trying to see what Tang Jia was doing, but when his eyes fell, they were all overlapping shadows. The nose is not in the place of the nose, and the eyes are still floating around. Oops, it's so painful.

Duanmuyan turned his head, closed his eyes, and scrubbed his hands vigorously. He actually caught wolf?! It's all to blame on this stinky girl, he will have to clean her up sooner or later!

Tang Jiaren returned to Duanmuyan with her things, laid them out one by one, and said, "You clean up the chicken, and I'll stew the meat." ”

Duanmuyan fumbled to grab the chicken, took the dagger handed over by Tang Jiaren, closed his eyes, and neatly handled the chicken.

Tang Jiaren brought stones, neatly set up a simple stove, and found a fire fold, lit dry firewood, set up a pot with clean water, and threw the skinned chicken into the water to boil.

Duanmuyan couldn't see it clearly, but he probably understood what Tang Jia was doing, and immediately frowned and said, "Stop." ”

Tang Jiaren grabbed the chicken neck and stopped on the pot.

Duanmu Yan said: "Lao Tzu has spent a lot of effort to deal with the chickens, but it is not for you to be harmed. Pour the water and I'll do it. ”

Tang Jia was a thief, and immediately heard the door from Duanmuyan's words. It seems that men don't know how to cook, and they are probably still masters.

Tang Jiaren was obedient and immediately poured out the water in the pot.

Duanmuyan opened his hand and said, "Bring all the things."

Tang Jiaren put everything in front of Duanmuyan.

After Duanmuyan groped one by one, he used a dagger to chop the chicken into small pieces, threw the chicken skin into the pot and stir-fried, and after the fat and fragrance were fried, throw away the chicken skin that had not been cleaned, throw the chicken into the pot quickly, and stir-fry it in the high heat. The tender chicken is wrapped in oil and stir-fried until golden brown and charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Duanmuyan grabbed the salt and sprinkled it on the chicken pieces. The yellowish salt, evenly falling on the chicken pieces, melted away, and wrapped in a thin layer, although invisible, can satisfy people's taste buds.

Tang Jiaren saw that her index finger moved, swallowed her saliva, and her eyes were straight.

Duanmuyan said: "Small fire." ”

Tang Jiaren turned a deaf ear and stared at the chicken nuggets and stretched out her little hand.

Duanmu Yan roared: "Little fire! ”

Tang Jiaren came back to her senses in an instant, pushed some dry soil into the fire, and then habitually stood up and danced a quick dance.

Duanmuyan only felt that the figure in front of him was shaking, and immediately said, "What are you doing?" ”

Tang Jiaren hastily finished, squatted in front of the pot, and replied casually: "Dance." He grabbed a piece of chicken, stuffed it in his mouth, and squinted and chewed it.

The chicken pieces in the mouth are charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and when you bite into it, you will have a mellow meat aroma in your mouth.

Duanmu Yan said with a poisonous tongue: "Dancing? Crazy, right? ”

Tang Jiaren squinted her eyes and praised inarticulately: "Fragrant! It's so fragrant! ”

Duanmuyan hooked the corners of his lips, put down his sleeves, and said proudly: "The seasoning is not enough, so I can only deal with the mouth." With that, he put his hand into the pot. Right now, although the pot is twisted away in his eyes, at least the pot is a pot, and it is where it is placed, and it can't run.

Duanmuyan's words, listening to Tang Jiaren's ears, are comparable to the most beautiful oath. Of course, she didn't know what the most beautiful vow was. Tang Jiaren thought of the elder's words, his mind moved, and he looked at Duanmu Yan's gaze, and instantly became like a wolf and a tiger. The Tang Sect lacked men, and the elders asked her to go out of the mountain, but she was reluctant to take a break in her heart, so it was better to catch a man who could cook food and go back. Thinking of this, Tang Jiaren grabbed Duanmuyan's hand and said excitedly: "Be my man." ”

Duanmuyan's body stiffened, mistakenly thinking that he had met a witch who specialized in playing with men, and immediately said angrily: "Don't think! "Reach out and continue to grab the chicken.

Tang Jiaren's eyes showed a fierce light, and she grabbed Duanmuyan's hand and didn't let go.

Duanmuyan didn't expect Tang Jiaren's hands to be so energetic.

The two fought hard in the pot and didn't want to let each other.

Tang Jiaren suddenly felt bored and simply let go. Duanmuyan reached into the pot with one hand, submerged in the chicken pieces, and squeaked hotly. He hurriedly retracted his hand, ran to the edge of the pool, and plunged his hand into the water.

Tang Jiaren's face did not change and continued to eat chicken pieces. In front of the food, men are all side dishes.

Duanmuyan's stomach was purring, and he didn't need to be greeted, he touched back to the side of the pot, sat down, and reached out to grab the chicken. The white powder he picked on his fingernails floated into the chicken and was silent.

Tang Jiaren opened Duanmuyan's hand and said unhappily: "Don't move." The yellow powder fell into the chicken from Tang Jiaren's fingers, and he was also unaware.

Duanmu Yan shouted, "Hey! You made me make the chicken! ”

Tang Jiaren bit the chicken leg and said vaguely: "But I didn't let you eat chicken." ”

Duanmu Yan was angry, staring at those sparkling eyes and watching Tang Jiaren eat alone. His stomach was rumbling, and his voice was getting louder and louder, and he was very embarrassed.

Tang Jia said: "You can eat if you want, you have to understand the rules." ”

Duanmuyan asked, "What rules?" ”

Tang Jia said: "Dance." You have to dance. ”

Duanmuyan twisted his head and said proudly: "Don't think! ”

Tang Jiaren said "oh", and there was no follow-up.

Duanmuyan turned his head and continued to stare at Tang Jiaren.

Tang Jiaren's cheekiness is definitely experienced. She eats quietly, not affected by anyone's glare. Suddenly, she frowned slightly and stopped chewing.

Duanmuyan opened his eyes wider, and suddenly laughed: "Do you feel that your body is numb and your eyes are black?" Hahahaha...... Hahahaha...... Tell you, you have been poisoned by me, and your name is black in both eyes! This time, and let you taste what it's like to be blind and can't move. After that, he reached out to grab the chicken, and muttered, "But I'm starving to death." Wait until Lao Tzu is full of food and drink, and then clean up your stinky girl! ”

Duanmuyan's hand, which had not yet touched the chicken, was opened again.

Tang Jiaren spat out the bones in his mouth, grabbed the dagger, and stood up.