Chapter 8: Don't you dare to humiliate me again
Duanmu Yan's eyes saw a knife light, but his body couldn't move. He said in horror, "What's going on? Why do you move? You...... What are you doing with a knife?! Why can't I move? You poisoned Lao Tzu! Do you have humanity or not? Lao Tzu washes and makes chickens for you, but you want to poison Lao Tzu? His nostrils flickered, uneasy and angry.
Tang Jiaren played with the dagger and said slowly: "What is human nature?" Can you eat it? Don't shut up and stew your thighs! ”
Duanmuyan's pupils shrank, and he shut up, secretly frightened. He didn't expect that the stinky girl in front of him was still a master of using drugs.
Tang Jiaren ignored Duanmuyan, walked to the long grass, cut a piece of long grass with a dagger, and then walked to Duanmuyan with the grass.
Duanmu Yan's eyes flickered green, he was vigilant, and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Tang Jiaren put the grass on Duanmuyan and said, "I want to eat meat." ”
Duanmuyan asked suspiciously: "I'm asking you, what do you do with the grass covering me?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied: "I can't eat when I see you." ”
Tang Jiaren's tone was very natural, neither deliberately mocking nor joking. However, it was precisely this obedient answer that annoyed Duanmuyan.
Duanmu Yan stared at a pair of fire-breathing eyes, and said secretly: Fortunately, Lao Tzu has a life-saving antidote hidden in his teeth! To see Lao Tzu recover, I have to hit you until you hold Lao Tzu's feet and shout no. Hum!
Duanmuyan bit the small medicine bag used to save his life on his back molars, his body gradually became conscious, he jumped up in an instant, pounced on Tang Jiaren, and pinched her neck.
The stunned Qing, who had been lying obediently on Tang Jia's body, suddenly attacked, and bit Duanmu Yan's upper lip with a mouth.
Duanmuyan still maintained a forward posture, but was frozen in mid-air.
His eyes turned into cross-eyed, staring at the head of the snake in front of him, and asked vaguely with a big tongue, "What is it?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied: "Snake." Reaching out and patting the stunned head, he added, "Viper." ”
Stunned Qing withdrew his mouth, but he still stared at Duanmu Yan fiercely.
Duanmu Yan's eyes instantly turned black, and the person also fell backwards, panicking in his heart, and said weakly: "You...... You detoxify me, I ...... I'll tell you why...... Why can it cure your poison? He regretted that he had bitten the life-saving antidote too early, and wondered if the antidote would be effective against snake venom.
Tang Jiaren squatted down and took out a bright red pill.
Duanmuyan took the initiative to open his mouth.
Tang Jiaren was slightly stunned and asked in surprise: "Aren't you afraid of death?" ”
Duanmuyan said with difficulty: "It's not an antidote?" ”
Tang Jia said: "This is the red and red crane top life chasing pill." ”
Duanmuyan was so shocked that he sat up from the ground. At this time, he felt that he was not as weak as he imagined. Moreover, it has not become dark in front of him, it is still twisted and twisted.
He touched his mouth and said, "You lied to Lao Tzu!" That's not a viper at all! He laughed because he was so happy.
Tang Jiaren directly threw the red pill into Duanmu Yan's throat, and rolled it into his stomach with a grunt.
Duanmu Yan was slightly stunned, and when he turned his head, he was about to vomit, but he couldn't vomit anyway.
He glared at the fire-breathing eyes and roared, "What did you give Lao Tzu?!" ”
Tang Jiaren replied honestly: "The red crane top chasing pill." ”
Duanmu Yan wanted to die. Of course, the premise is that he wants to kill Tang Jiaren! Duanmu Yan pounced on Tang Jiaren, but this time, it was really dark in front of him, his breath was suffocated, and he fell directly to the ground.
Tang Jiaren was fine, covering Duanmuyan with grass, only revealing his eyes.
In those eyes, there was no dazzling anger at this moment, but it was as black as an abyss.
Tang Jiaren looked at Duanmu Yan's eyes, grinned, and said, "Hey, waiting for death is not this expression." ”
Duanmuyan felt that he was going to die. Maybe he didn't die of Heding Hong, but he was angry to death. Those who are wronged, those who pretend to be crazy and stupid, and those who plan and then act, seem to have become unimportant. Because, he's going to die.
Duanmu Yan stared, his body suddenly stiffened after a slight twitch, and then slowly closed his eyes, obviously poisoned and died.
Tang Jiaren sighed lightly, covered Duanmuyan with grass, and said to herself: "It's really without tossing." She brought the iron pot and put the hot bottom of the pot directly on Duanmuyan's abdomen. Although there is grass separating it, after a long time, the pain like a soldering iron is really maddening.
Duanmuyan, who was "dead", began to sweat, his eyelids jumped and jumped, and finally he could no longer continue to pretend to be dead, screamed, and "lived" again! He roared, "You stinky girl, murder! Duanmu Yan's roar roared a crack in the grass covering his face.
Tang Jiaren sat down, didn't look at Duanmuyan, and continued to eat chicken pieces. The focused look, the serious eyes, as if doing something very important.
Duanmu Yan threatened inarticulately: "Hurry up and take the pot away!" Otherwise...... The grass parted, revealing his dirty face. The upper lip that was bitten by the stunned blue did not change in the slightest.
Tang Jiaren directly stuffed the chicken leg bones into Duanmuyan's mouth and told him to shut up.
Duanmu Yan held the chicken leg bone in his mouth and said vaguely: "Don't humiliate me like this!" Let me leave alive, and you'll be a stinky girl! He wanted to spit out the chicken leg bones, but the smell of meat on the bones made his saliva water. Duanmu Yan sucked and sucked the remaining meat scraps into his abdomen, which he felt was particularly delicious. At this point, he can be completely sure that the stinky girl in front of him is playing tricks on him!
Actually, no.
Without Tang Jiaren's "Red Crane Top Life Chasing Pill", he would really be dead. The reason why stunned Qing can become the treasure that everyone wants to get naturally has its unspeakable truth. If Duanmu Yan knew that one of the treasures he was looking for was right in front of him, I don't know if he would regret it and want to eat soil?
When the chicken leg bones no longer tasted, Duanmuyan spit out the bones in his mouth and said to Tang Jiadao twistedly: "You...... Do you dare to insult me again? ”
Tang Jiaren looked at Duanmuyan and replied decisively: "Dare!" As soon as he raised his hand, he stuffed the chicken butt into Duanmuyan's mouth.
Although Duanmuyan frowned when he chewed, he actually enjoyed it. After all, whoever is hungry knows. After eating the chicken butt, Duanmuyan spit out the bones and said, "That...... Insult again? ”
Tang Jiaren stood up, patted the grass on his body, and said, "You are so powerful, how dare I insult you again and again?" ”
Duanmu Yan choked for a moment, his attitude finally softened, and said, "Hey, you can help me detoxify." ”
Tang Jiaren has already detoxified Duanmuyan, and the cauldron is one of the means to catalyze the power of medicine, but she is wilted, so she likes to mention Duanmuyan's uneasiness. So, she said, "Don't you have a way to detoxify?" Take your time, there is always an antidote to this poison. "Raise your legs and want to go.
Duanmu Yan hurriedly said: "Hey, what if you can't solve it?" You can't put me here. I can't move now, and if the beast comes, won't it eat me? ”
Tang Jiaren squatted down next to Duanmuyan and asked innocently, "Then what do you want me to do?" Stay? When the beast comes, I tell it not to eat you? Holding his face with his hands, his expression was embarrassed, "I'm afraid that I can't understand my stupid expression, so you can talk to the beast yourself." After all, there is always a common topic in the same kind. He grinned and looked like his own sister.
Duanmuyan knew that Tang Jiaren was scolding him around the corner, but he could only swallow his anger and say, "Didn't you let me be your man?" Why don't you carry me home first? ”
Tang Jiadao: "Didn't you refuse?" ”
In order to survive, Duanmuyan said, "You try again." ”
Tang Jiaren shook his head and said: "Xiu Xiu said, important things can only be said once, if you say too much, people will treat you as a fart." ”
Duanmuyan asked, "Who is Xiu Xiu?" ”
Although Tang Jiaren has never set foot in the rivers and lakes, he also knows the truth that people's hearts are sinister. After all, every day when she looks in the mirror, she has a vague sense of what a "human-faced beast heart" is. Therefore, she laughed and said, "Hugh is Hugh." Such an innocent answer is a perfect score. Tang Jiaren cheered for herself in her heart.
Duanmuyan was a little jealous of the man named Xiu Xiu. If he was on leave, wouldn't he have to suffer this inhuman abuse? As everyone knows, abuse is a kind of thing that is divided into body abuse and heart abuse, and some abuse, abuse and abuse are easy to become addictive. Most importantly, Hugh Hugh is simply telling the truth. Today, Tang Jiaren's casual remarks, Duanmuyan decisively refused, and when he tried his best to want Tang Jiaren to say it again, he could only give everything he had. As a result, it is still unknown.
Tang Jiaren picked up the empty pot and took it to the pool water to wash it clean.
Duanmuyan was shocked to realize that he had ignored the burning on his belly. In fact, the belly is like being fried in a pan, and it is already medium-cooked. Duanmuyan gasped in pain, sat up directly, lifted his tattered clothes, and looked at his belly.
With this move, he realized that he could actually move. Duanmuyan was pleasantly surprised: "I can move!" ”
Tang Jiaren curled her lips and smiled. Tangmen is good at poison, and even better at detoxification. What's more, there are stunned greens here. She turned around and said to Duanmu Yan, "You close your eyes." ”
Duanmuyan asked, "What for?" I can't see clearly. ”
Tang Jia said: "I want to hide something, you are not allowed to look at it." ”
Duanmuyan said impatiently: "Okay, okay, the stinky girl is trouble." He closed his eyes and asked, "Who is that, what's your name?" Why is it here? Have you ever heard of a sect that lives in seclusion here? ”
Tang Jiaren kept his hands and feet, and directly hid the iron pot, shovel and salt in a different position, and left quietly.
Duanmuyan opened his eyes, looked around but didn't see Tang Jiaren. He scolded angrily: "Stinky girl! Then, with a smile, he secretly dug up the place where Tang Jiaren hid the pot and threw some wolf feces into it. Of course, it was thrown with a cloth holding your hands.
After doing this, he wanted to bury the pot in the hole, but he felt a tightness in the back of his head, and the person passed out.
Tang Jiaren weighed the golden silk nanmu in her hand and said, "Now I can answer your last question." Yes. ”