Chapter 41: Stealing Chickens and Eating Rice
"Who's that?" Since the last time someone splashed pig's blood at home, Lan Erlang has left a shadow in his heart, if it weren't really inappropriate, he would want to hide behind his daughter.
In addition, he is short-sighted, and he really can't see clearly, so the fear is even greater.
But Lan Xiaoqing saw it clearly: "It's Lan Xiaobao, sneaky and doesn't know what he wants to do." I'll go take a look. ”
"Oh, I thought it was who, it turned out to be Xiaobao." Lan Erlang breathed a sigh of relief, but he saw his daughter's movements tiptoeing, involuntarily, and cooperatively stood still.
Lan Xiaobao felt as if he had seen pork in the kitchen, but it didn't seem to be, he was in a hurry, and he wanted to kick the door in to see what was going on.
Last night's fried pork kidneys were so delicious, but they were too spicy, the whole family was robbing him and he didn't enjoy it, he still wanted to eat it tonight, but who knew that there was no one in this family, where could they go if they weren't at home so late!
Lan Xiaobao was immersed in his own world, completely unaware of Lan Xiaoqing, who was quietly coming.
Lan Xiaoqing just slapped his hand, and Lan Xiaobao, who was a thief, scared off half of his life, flashed to the side, and accidentally stepped on a big stone, broke his foot, and fell into a big fart.
When he saw clearly that the person who patted him on the shoulder was Lan Xiaoqing, he immediately became angry: "Are you a cat, you walk without a sound, you want to scare me to death, right?" Beware of me telling my mother and my grandmother to let them teach you a lesson. ”
Lan Xiaoqing looked innocent: "You turned your back to me, how did I know it was you, and I thought it was a thief from somewhere." ”
"You—You're a thief."
Lan Xiaoqing smiled: "What are you stammering, by the way, what are you doing at my house?" ”
Lan Xiaobao rubbed his buttocks and stood up: "Ouch, it hurts me to death, it's all your fault." ”
Lan Xiaoqing nodded: "It's all my fault, I didn't mean to." Tell me what you're doing at my house. ”
Lan Xiaobao snorted: "Grandma said that the fried pork kidneys you sent last night are good, and she still wants to eat them, so let you make another bowl and send it over." ”
"Is that really grandma meant?" Lan Xiaoqing had already heard the sound of Lan Xiaobao swallowing saliva, and she was skeptical, but if Lao Li hadn't said this, Lan Xiaobao wouldn't have dared to move her out as a shield.
It's really ridiculous, they refused to give her a bowl of food when she was reasonable and reasonable, and now they are cheeky to ask her for meat.
Lan Xiaoqing originally wanted to say to Lan Xiaobao, 'Okay, you go back and wait, I'll send it to you when it's done', and then let them get carried away and go back and wait in vain, and finally learned that they were tricked and jumped off the wall in anger.
This is undoubtedly the most relieving, but Lan Xiaoqing carefully calculated it and decided to do what they wanted this time.
Lan Xiaobao said all the words, but after waiting for a long time and not speaking, he couldn't help but be anxious, and glared at Lan Xiaoqing: "Have you forgotten what you told me before?" I'm your only brother, and when you get married in the future, you still have to count on me to carry you out, you have to be kind to me now, otherwise I won't support you when you are beaten and scolded by your man in the future. ”
Lan Xiaoqing: I thank you little fart, I definitely won't find a man who beats me and scolds me, I wish you to find a woman who will beat you and scold you in the future.
But she still smiled very decently: "What you said makes sense, then you wait, I'll do it for you now." ”
"It's pretty much the same, but don't put so many chili peppers this time, but you can't put it at all, and you put a little more pork kidney."
"Okay~" Lan Xiaoqing smiled, if you want to steal chickens, you have to eat the rice first.