Chapter 697: Monkey Brain (Second Update!) )

"Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, hate to meet;

Love is in a hurry, hate is in a hurry, everything is ...... with the wind"

On TV, a replay of the New Year's Eve party is playing, and Zhou Huajian is singing Jin Yong's martial arts TV series golden songs.

Lao Dao sat behind the bar,

Holding peanuts in his hand and throwing them into his mouth one by one,

From time to time, I hum along for a while, and I enjoy it.

Although the current mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of buildings,

But the people in the book house have long been trained to be the true character of the salted fish even though Mount Tai collapsed in front of me.

Lao Dao is also a person who has experienced many winds and waves,

The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth,

It should be eaten, it should be seen, it should be enjoyed, and neither of them will be delayed.

Xu Qinglang walked back from outside, and his heart felt like a stone had been pressed.

Yesterday's white fog was so thick that it almost suffocated itself, and the blood that had fallen earlier tonight, with such a clear and clear hint.

No

It's pretty much explicit.

"The New Year's Eve party of XX station is really not good-looking, what kind of traffic stars are invited, it doesn't look like a party, it is like a popular KTV a long time ago, everyone can roar on stage.

It's still better on Jiangsu Satellite TV's New Year's Eve, the stage is also comfortable to watch, and there are more songs that can be listened to and performances that can be watched. ”

Hearing this, Xu Qinglang looked up at the LCD TV hanging on it, and was noncommittal.

He can do it at least without showing too much nervousness in front of big things, but he is not ridiculous enough to run to talk to Lao Dao about some party with great interest.

"What about the monkeys?"

It seems that since I got out of bed, I didn't see the monkey.

"The evil obstacle of the maggot, the seed of uncreation!"

Lao Dao scolded angrily.

"Huh?"

"I don't know how to do it."

The monkey that he worked so hard to raise went to lick the dog,

It's a shame.

"By the way, boss, is the flower fox marten you brought back male or female?"

Now, the old Taoist is still acceptable to the mother, and the male is ......

"I don't know."

Zhou Ze shook his head.

"Huh? I don't know? ”

"I thought about it last time, but I forgot about it."

"Well, wasn't it always on your shoulder before? You should feel something. ”

Lao Dao stretched out a finger,

poked the air in front of him,

Well

Feel.

"That kind of monster, it's hard for you to tell whether it's a male or a female." Zhou Ze prevaricated, squinted, and got up from the sofa, "I'm going to rest, Yingying." ”

"Yes, boss."

Yingying immediately came over and habitually supported her boss, although the boss's arm had been restored.

…………

The little monkey came down listlessly from the roof, and the flower fox marten lay on the roof, basking in the moon.

I shouted next to me for a long time, and I talked for a long time, I thought that everyone could communicate in beast language, but who knew that people would ignore you at all.

The little monkey was a little discouraged, especially when he looked at the way people were motionless and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, he was really unconscious!

What the little monkey didn't know was that the thing didn't know how many years it had been sleeping in the green stone formed by the corpse poison, and it would absorb the essence of the sun and the moon of a fart, and it was completely pretending to be a bun in the demon clan.

Entering through the window on the second floor, and on the second floor, the little monkey slapped its mouth and yawned, and it felt that it was time to go down to sleep.

"Squeak?"

The little monkey sniffed,

It smells,

The taste of the sea!

salty

wet

sao!

The little monkey pouted, it didn't like the fox very much, and always felt that she was not a serious monster.

But since people are here, they have to go and say hello, after all, it is also half the owner here.

Jumping up and down to the door of the room, the door was unlocked, and the monkey stretched out his paws and easily pushed the door open.

It's just that

The house was empty,

There was no one in the bed either.

"Squeak!"

The little monkey looked left and right,

The nose kept twitching.

Scratching his head,

It went downstairs again,

It can smell faintly,

But I don't know where the white fox is,

It's a little weird,

Inexplicably, I felt that something was wrong.

The monkey's spiritual sense is already very strong, and the monkey in the book house is the reincarnation of several generations of merit monkeys, and at the same time has obtained the inheritance of the mountain-moving ape, and in terms of sensitivity, it is naturally outstanding.

It's looking,

It's seeking,

It's just out of sight.

The little monkey scurried down the stairs and continued to shake his nose,

Where,

Where?

Raise your head,

The little monkey saw Zhou Ze and Yingying walking towards it.

"Squeak Squeak Squeak!!!!"

The little monkey cried,

It's going to sound the alarm,

The fox is gone!

however

Zhou Ze and Yingying walked in front of it as if they hadn't seen it at all.

"Squeak Squeak !!!"

The little monkey scurried up to the steps again and stopped Zhou Ze and Yingying.

It's jumping, it's shouting,

It's just that

Zhou Ze and Yingying walked over again.

The little monkey reached out and grabbed it,

But he caught it empty,

They can't see themselves?

The little monkey slammed into a spirit,

Two paws covered his mouth,

It didn't know exactly what was going on, but it knew it was definitely not a good thing.

"Squeak Squeak Squeak!!!"

Instinctively, the little monkey jumped onto the bar and began to shout the old way.

It's not that it wants to call the old way to save it,

Because it also knows the old way,

It just hopes that Lao Dao will wake up and either leave or hide.

It's just that

danced in front of the old Tao for a long time,

Lao Dao is still watching the show silly and happy,

also reached out in front of the little monkey and reached into the crotch of his pants and scratched it,

After the hand is withdrawn,

I also put it in front of my nose and sniffed it.

"............" little monkey.

"Roar!"

The little monkey turned around,

The body swells up rapidly,

Incarnated as a demon monkey!

As the volume grows, the demonic aura becomes stronger, but it still has no effect.

Lao Dao continued to watch the TV show, while Xu Qinglang continued to make cocktails for himself.

"Roar! Roar! Roar! ”

The demon monkey's throat is about to burst,

But there is still no one to bird themselves.

The little monkey is very confused,

It wasn't clear what was going on.

At this moment,

The little monkey suddenly heard a "click" sound coming from under the floor, very dull, but very powerful, as if something was about to come out.

The little monkey shrunk back, circling in circles around the bulge.

A strange fragrance came,

Intoxicating,

The little monkey's body shook around,

In the end, he was able to stand firm.

It's just that

When it looks around again,

But I found that with this raised part as the center of the circle,

The layout of the entire first-floor library suddenly became a circle.

And the middle is high and convex,

The sides are dented,

Like a woman's belly,

Paunch.

Paunch?

The little monkey didn't know why this parable appeared in his heart,

Shouldn't it be compared to something you like to eat like durian or watermelon?

paunch

What is it?

"Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock! ”

below

The dull crashing sound began to grow more and more rapid.

The little monkey slowly crept down,

He grinned at the central protruding part, ready to pounce at any moment.

"Click............"

floor

Finally cracked,

A bloody spherical thing,

Pushed out of the cracks.

"Boom!"

The thing fell to the ground,

Keeps scrolling,

At last

Rolled in front of the little monkey.

The little monkey tilted his head and carefully looked at the thing in front of him, but the thing was wrapped in a layer of flesh and skin, like a leather ball, and the scene inside was not real at all.

Just as the little monkey was about to take a closer look at the ball,

It heard the sound of people running behind it,

Looking back,

The little monkey saw a man wearing a hard hat and a blue work uniform running down the stairs.

The man was still covered with blades of grass and mud, filthy and messy.

I don't know why, when the little monkey saw him, a cloud of anger rose in his heart, bared his teeth, and let out a low roar at the man.

Inexplicably impulsive,

Sudden violence,

I want to shred this guy,

Think about it!

The little monkey himself felt a little puzzled, but anger replaced all reason, and this man, as if he just glanced at it, was furious!

"Squeak Squeak Squeak!!!!"

When the man looked over,

The little monkey suddenly felt that his head hurt,

It accompanied Lao Dao to watch "Journey to the West",

The big monkey who saw it seemed to be holding his head very painfully,

This time

It felt like its head had been opened.

Even the brains began to boil.

"Squeak Squeak Squeak!!!!"

The little monkey clung to his head,

His eyes began to roll in pain.

The man seemed to search for a while, and finally saw the little monkey,

Immediately roared angrily:

"You're blind!

There is a debtor and a debtor!

Why can't you come to me,

Why can't you come at me!!!! ”

The little monkey almost couldn't think about it,

But when the man spoke,

The ferocity in its body was completely stimulated at once,

"Squeak Squeak !!!"

I'm going to tear you apart,

I'm going to tear you apart,

I'm going to tear you apart!!!

Just as the little monkey was about to pounce on it desperately,

The ball that rolled down in front of it,

Suddenly it broke,

Inside is a newborn baby with wrinkled skin,

"Wow wow wow .................. Wow wow wow .................."

The baby's cry is so harsh,

It's like a spell that pierces the brain, and it's constantly piercing itself!

The little monkey's head hurt even more, but when it saw the baby's whole body, its brain immediately seemed to explode, and it stood still in place.

This baby,

There are three legs!

"Wow!"

The baby jumped up suddenly,

Open your mouth,

Biting the little monkey's head,

The three legs hung rigidly on the body of the little monkey,

Like a beast,

Crazy to bite, without scruples, incomparably greedy and ferocious!

The little monkey was still stunned in place, as if it had been immobilized by a spell, as if he was unconscious, motionless,

Only in its eyes,

There were constantly crystal tears slowly sliding down............