Chapter 698: You Are the Tarzan Next Door (Third Update!) )

"Bang!"

The figures of the two fell from the hospital building together,

Slammed on the ground,

A cloud of dust was kicked up.

The old man got up first, reached out and grabbed his neck, and with a "crunch", twisted back.

Officer Chen's continued to lie on the ground, struggling, but for a while, he couldn't stand up.

"Give up, you're just a doppelganger, if your deity comes, I don't dare to put a fart, how far and as far as you go.

will also sing your praises while running:

There is Emperor Yao first, and then there is heaven, and the magic beast is even more in front of Pangu!

But you just take a doppelganger and project it, and you want to me?

hiss

It's not impossible,

It's the same as before,

It is estimated that it will become,

But this time,

Oops,

I want to play big. ”

The old man raised his hands, began to cover his eyes, and staggered:

"Cover your eyes, cover mine,

I can't see it, I can't see it! ”

Pouted,

The old man smiled,

"You came up for the policeman, right? That policeman is really interesting, obviously he is a ghost, but he doesn't see much ghost, and his body is still bright.

Tut-tut,

Do you feel that you have been blindfolded and pretended to be a mascot for so many years, so you want to do something to make up for it? ”

"What are you going to do?"

Officer Chen asked.

"It's a pity, it's a pity, I wouldn't have done anything to him before, people like him have an appetite for me.

Speaking of appetite, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have an apprentice, and he was quite interested in my appetite at the beginning.

In order for him to grow up healthily,

I also deliberately killed his father and mother,

It can be said that he is benevolent and righteous.

But......

Excuse me

Someone who has something to do with that bookstore,

This time

They all have to die. ”

The old man stretched out his hand,

Pointing to Officer Chen, who was still lying on the ground,

"Since you're meddling, I can't let you go."

"You want to kill them, why bother so much?"

"Ouch yo yo, tsk, I forgot a lot of things, but the last little impression I had seemed to die miserably.

So, this time I have to be cautious, go around and take my time.

I can even imagine the last time I showed up,

Ambitious, as if everything is under control,

Think about the ending again,

yes

Now I can still feel the hot pain in my face. ”

"What the hell are you ...... What is it? ”

"I've always wanted to know the answer to that question, too."

The old man grabbed his scalp with both hands, and tore it off, and a black horn grew out of his head, which he grasped with one hand;

"Buzz!"

This horn was broken off by him.

The old man walked up to Officer Chen,

Hands up,

"Poof!"

The black horn pierced the position of Officer Chen's shoulder blade,

Officer Chen let out a muffled snort,

The crimson in the eyes began to fade.

"You just stay here, don't spoil me, I know that you have a lot of doppelganger projections, but I really don't bother to continue the ink with you.

Anyway, you are a high-flying Dharma beast, and whether you are blindfolded or not, you are worshiped by all the peoples;

I'm just a thing that doesn't even know who I am, and I don't even have a wax figure of a mud tire.

Why do you want to be like me?

Of course

I'm still going to say something to you,

Now that he is blind,

Still sitting so high,

Why? ”

The old man stood on his heels, stretched out his finger and pointed upwards,

"Give you face, that policeman, I'll deal with it last, and after I clean up all the cats, cats, dogs, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in that bookstore, I'll catch that policeman again, in you,

Oh no

In the presence of you, the noble beast,

Finish him off with your own hands.

Take it for me, my kind greetings to your deity.

I'm hoping that your deity will come here and attack me at all costs, if you can kill me completely?

The greatest pain in the world is not that it is not long to live,

But I want to die, but no matter how I die, I can't die cleanly! ”

After the old man finished speaking,

Straight to the other side of the road,

The sound still reverberates around,

But the figure,

Long gone.

………………

"Morning, editor-in-chief."

"Early."

"Early."

Xue Xiangkai and a few employees in the office nodded, sat down on his desk, picked up the manuscript sent by his editor last night, and began to read it.

Some current political news or social news published in the newspaper need to be checked and reviewed by him, the editor-in-chief.

The development of paper media has gradually reached a dead end, and they are often very sluggish and embarrassed in the face of emerging online media.

At present, in addition to the subscription task of the relevant units being forced to showdown, the retail sales and individual user subscriptions on the market are already in a precipitous decline.

It's not that newspapers haven't done something like that, but the constraints and problems in software and hardware can often make people very weak.

The year before last, there was an editor who made a very popular local public account, but after the newspaper's senior management revealed that he wanted to take over, he resigned and quit.

Xue Xiangkai yawned and poured himself a cup of coffee, the desk closest to the glass door of his office was now empty.

It was supposed to be a young editor surnamed Xu sitting there, but he was fired the day before yesterday.

Thinking of that immature face with longing and dreams,

Xue Xiangkai also shook his head a little helplessly,

I'm still too young, and I want to make big news all day long, but I lose my job, hehe.

Yesterday, a hospital sent someone to bring him a gift box.

It was filled with a physiotherapy magnet placed on the bed, of course, Xue Xiangkai was not interested in this, the so-called magnetic therapy and what kind of reputation that hospital was doing, he also had points in his heart.

What satisfied him was the balance of the bank card in the gift box, and the promised newspaper advertising space for the next quarter.

Xue Xiangkai read the manuscript for a while, then got up and left the office to go to the toilet.

Squatted down in the pit of the cubicle, still holding a copy of the newspaper of today's newspaper in his hand.

Xue Xiangkai has always developed and maintained a habit since he was a child, that is, after going to the toilet, he wipes it with newspaper.

Rubbing newspapers, 20 years ago, was a very common phenomenon.

At that time, wiping the buttocks with white and gentle straw paper was a very luxurious thing.

Xue Xiangkai has always taken this opportunity to remind himself to remember the bittersweet memory, in fact, it is because he is used to the hardness and texture of the newspaper when it is rubbed.

Squatting,

Spread out the newspaper,

Actually, there's nothing to see,

Just pass the time casually.

"Cover your eyes, cover my eyes............"

"Who!"

Xue Xiangkai shouted.

The voice was unfamiliar.

The voice outside disappeared, Xue Xiangkai frowned, lowered his head, and continued to read the newspaper.

"You're blind, you're blind!"

"Who, sick!" Xue Xiangkai roared angrily.

He has a very high status in the newspaper, and he has no fear of scolding.

"Sick."

Xue Xiangkai continued to look down at the newspaper.

"Poof!"

Suddenly,

It's like a pair of hands grabbing your legs violently,

Xue Xiangkai only felt that he had been turned upside down, and the back of his head hit the tile and fell to the ground.

He wanted to get up,

But his hands seemed to be fixed to the ground, and he couldn't move at all.

"Bang la la ............"

The newspaper that I had just held in my hand and was about to "wipe" flew at this time.

fell on Xue Xiangkai's face one by one,

meanwhile

The toilet hose on the other side of the pit seems to be cracked,

A small jet of water shot out,

began to wet the stack of newspapers on Xue Xiangkai's face.

Xue Xiangkai subconsciously shook his head and began to struggle, but because he couldn't move his hands and feet, he could only continue to bear it passively.

He felt like he couldn't breathe,

The chest is getting tighter and tighter,

He wanted to call for help,

But he couldn't call it.

In the end,

In this sanitary cubicle,

Xue Xiangkai lay on the ground, slowly, motionless.

"Another one died, hehe, you can catch another one over there. If you die one, you can catch one, hehehehe. ”

"Cover your eyes, cover my eyes............"

…………

Lao Dao yawned,

He usually sleeps late in the study room, but it's not as late as today, it's eight o'clock!

What about monkeys?

"Monkey smash! Monkey smash! ”

Lao Dao shouted, but he didn't dare to say too much.

Usually when the time comes, the monkey will come down and go back to the room with him to sleep together, what's wrong with today, sleeping with that silly mink?

Lao Dao suddenly had a sense of loss that he couldn't help but have,

But I got up anyway and looked for it,

He went up the stairs first, and when he went to his room, he looked around, but saw no monkeys.

When passing through the aisle, Lao Dao stopped at the door of the boss's room and asked in a low voice:

"Warbler, did you see the monkey?"

Lao Dao knew that sometimes the boss fell asleep, and Yingying just lay next to him and didn't sleep.

however

This time the warbler did not respond.

Are you all asleep?

Lao Dao shook his head a little puzzled,

After a moment's hesitation,

Still reached out and pushed open the boss's bedroom door,

On the bed,

Empty!

Hey

Didn't the boss come up to sleep with Yingying a long time ago?

The old way smashed it, smashed it, smashed it, smacked it,

Subconsciously rubbed his crotch,

Then he walked to the door of Xu Qinglang's bedroom, stretched out his hand and knocked:

"Lao Xu, boss, where have they gone?"

No one responded.

Lao Dao opened the door,

The probe looks inside,

The house was still empty.

Hey

It's weird.

Lao Dao ran to Lawyer An's room again, Lawyer An was in Sichuan, but the little boy was there, but there was still no one in the house.

There was no one in the room where the fox lived.

Lao Dao felt that something was wrong,

Keep your hand on the crotch of your pants and be ready to pull out your gun at any time...... Oh no

Preparation of the rune paper,

He walked back to his room.

Push open the door of your room again,

Normal at first,

When the old way walked in,

Suddenly I felt that the wind was very strong,

The blow caused him to sway from side to side for a while, and finally he couldn't get his balance and fell to the ground.

"Shhh

Lao Dao gasped,

Underneath this ass is like a large piece of broken stone,

That sour,

Gee.

I can't care about the pain below,

Lao Dao opened his eyes and immediately looked around,

Then

He was completely confused.

He found that he

Sitting on the top of a mountain,

Cliffs all around!

"Damn, Alzheimer's!"