In fact, when you do some things for the first time, you really have the emotion of "guilt";

But if you do too much of anything, you will become numb, the most obvious example of which is the seven-year itch.

And resting on this side,

Anyway, his own boss has already put the pot on Gengchen's head in a row,

Lawyer An felt that he would add another pot to him at this time,

Gengchen should get used to it, right?

Of course, it is because Lawyer An himself does not want to die.

Gengchen had a ridiculous smile on his face, but he didn't say anything, didn't even refute it, and seemed to acquiesce.

The old monkey walked up to Lawyer An,

Expressionless,

Hands up,

It was placed on Attorney An's shoulder.

At this moment,

Lawyer An's heart was in his throat, and he knew that his life and death depended on the next actions of the old man in front of him.

It can only be said that it is really too much of a coincidence;

If Lawyer An knew that the old man in front of him had just spoken to his boss on the "phone",

Even his own boss is tempting to get the other party into the sequence of the bookstore employees,

Lawyer An probably doesn't have to tremble here like a little quail at this time.

may also borrow the pole to climb up and swing the score of his predecessors, and by the way, he will popularize the corporate culture of the bookstore.

But

Things don't seem to have completely slipped into the abyss of no return,

Because the old monkey laughed,

He smiled,

Lawyer An also laughed along, laughing very sycophantly, laughing very undisciplinedly, laughing like a fool.

"Are you............ Goblin? ”

The old monkey asked.

"I'm a demon, I'm a demon!"

"The demon can still be the official errand of the Yin Division?"

The old monkey twitched his palm,

Lawyer An's body trembled,

The scroll of the origin text appeared in the hands of the old monkey.

"Look at what you said, these days, it's been too difficult to be a demon, so I changed to diversified development;

Nowadays, industrial transformation is not popular, and I can be regarded as a transformation. ”

The old monkey bowed his head,

Looking at Lawyer An,

"You're shameless."

"That's, that's."

"Hehehe............"

He laughed again, he laughed again!

Lawyer An was ecstatic in his heart,

No one should take anyone for a fool, of course Lawyer An knows that he is taking a demon pill and pretending to be a demon in front of a super demon is the same as pretending to be an elephant with a green onion on his nose;

But that's what he wants, people think they're funny, they think they're funny, maybe they won't be in a hurry to kill themselves.

This maybe,

It's lawyer An's survival wisdom.

As he said to Gengchen before, no matter what, he would not give up the possibility of surviving.

"For the sake of you making me happy once............"

"Don't worry, we'll leave right away and won't bother ............ again"

"I'll give you a chance to say your last words before you die."

"............" lawyer An.

The corners of Geng Chen's mouth twitched, although he was a gentleman, he still said in his heart: Yes!

Lawyer An cried with a sad face,

The old monkey straightened up,

Lawyer An shook his head,

put away his previous demeanor, became much more indifferent, and said very calmly:

"If you have the opportunity to go to Tongcheng in the future, bring a message to my boss for me, and ............"

When I heard the place name "Tongcheng",

The old monkey's eyes flashed with a gleam,

The hand he placed on Lawyer An's shoulder suddenly strengthened,

"Ahhh!!!!hh

Lawyer An only felt that his soul was being involved, and he couldn't do it.

"You start with...... Coming from the city? ”

"Forehead ......"

Lawyer An was stunned for a moment,

Won't this girl have an enmity with anyone in Tongcheng?

Or do you have a grudge against your own boss?

Lawyer An is no longer thinking about life and death, he is now starting to worry that he will be "better than dead", this level of existence, it is really easy to impress him.

"Oh no, no, no, actually, I'm from hell."

"We're from Tongcheng." Gengchen said next to him, at this time, he can tell the truth, before Lawyer An deducted a pot for him, he acquiesced, and now, it doesn't matter.

"There's a monkey in Tongcheng, ............ you know?"

"Yes, yes, that golden monkey, huh?"

Lawyer An's eyes immediately rose with a spark of hope!

"Heh......"

"Smack!"

Lawyer An was slapped on the ice with a huge force.

......

"It seems that you don't know each other."

Saying,

The old monkey lifted his foot.

"Moving mountains...... Mountain Moving Ape ......... Move mountains! ”

Lawyer An, who was crushed to the ground, immediately shouted.

The old monkey stopped in the air.

mountain-moving ape,

seemingly

This guy in front of you,

It's really recognized.

Lawyer An didn't have the heart to observe the change in the old monkey's expression anymore, so he could only grab this life-saving straw and climb desperately, and gambled!

"I have a good relationship with that monkey, I bathe it every day, do it every day, and take it to the mother monkey to get a ......."

When the old monkey heard this,

There was a flash of anger in his eyes,

You and the coolie who moved the mountain,

The relationship is so good?

Then you

Let's die!

Lawyer An only felt a majestic force pouring down,

Mom,

He didn't know what was going on.

But at this time, I can only seize the last bit of time to continue to tinker outside:

"I didn't take care of it, I thought it stinks, really, it stinks to death, except that the old Tao will pick it up, I don't bother to take care of it!"

foot

Stopped again.

Geng Chen next to him looked at this strange scene, and couldn't cry or laugh a little, he couldn't die happily this death.

Road?

That one

An old Taoist?

"You're still ...... Know that Taoist? ”

The old monkey asked again.

Road? Road?

In a flash

Lawyer An seems to feel that he has been opened up to the second pulse of Ren and Governor.

At this time, if there is a dubbing,

It should be a "ding" sound,

There is only one truth!

Figured it out, figured it out, figured it out!

Lawyer An's expression changed immediately, he kept changing his face anyway, but at this time he felt that he still needed a little more change, a little bit of solemnity, a little bit of solemnity, a little bit of nobility, it was best to have that kind of feeling of wind and cold!

"Presumptuous, the name of the old way is also worthy of being called?

You can kill me,

You can insult me,

You can do whatever you want with me,

But you can't be disrespectful to him!

He is a Taoist, but he is never old!

He shines with the sun and the moon, and he lives forever with the ages!

He is the kindest light of yin and yang, and his brilliance will forever shine on the whole world and hell!

you

It is not permissible to blaspheme him,

Even if you kill me now, and even sacrifice my soul,

I won't allow you to be disrespectful to him in the slightest! ”

"............" Gengchen.

At this moment,

Gengchen felt that he had been assigned to the sealed place as a gatekeeper before, and he seemed to be really unjust, and this political sense of smell of others really blew himself into scum.

Although he didn't know the real secrets in the bookstore, he could confirm that Lawyer An was farting just now.

The old monkey retracted his foot,

Turn around

With his back to Lawyer An and Gengchen,

On his face,

smiled;

Even if you know that there is some truth in these words, even if you know that there may be moisture in them,

But he chose to ignore and ignore,

He enjoyed the feeling,

Enjoy the feeling that someone is praising him again,

A thousand years have passed,

Hell has long since changed,

It's been a long, long time and no one has complimented him, my ...... My lord.

Lawyer An cautiously got up,

Then he sat up slowly,

At last

He tentatively got back up,

Looking at the back of the old monkey,

Snorted for a moment,

In the end, I decided to gamble on the coffin again.

"Praise............ Tarzan. ”

The old monkey with his back to Lawyer An had already shed two lines of tears.

Lawyer An's mouth took on an "oh" shape,

If it weren't for the fact that the environment didn't allow it, he really wanted to draw a "Oye! ”

Damn it

want to live,

You still have to rely on your brain!

At the same time, Lawyer An also demonstratively glanced at Geng Chen, who was puzzled by the second monk next to him.

hehe

This kind of refreshing feeling of hugging your thighs will never be experienced by people like you.

"You...... You guys are here...... What is it for......"

The old monkey asked.

Come and chase the stars,

Come and see my dead goddess,

Let's see if my goddess is buried here,

Even if you can't see her body, it's good to just look at her well-dressed mound.

Earlier, the bastard of the enforcement team told himself that her body had been taken away by the leader of the enforcement team, and that he had thought that he would never hope to see anything about her again in his life.

But Gengchen told himself that when the law enforcement team was punished and the big leader was suppressed, the purple ribbon brought out her things, which could be the body or other ......

Lawyer An's restless heart was immediately unstable!

Seeing that Lawyer An had not spoken, Gengchen said, "It's ............ to see."

Lawyer An immediately interrupted Geng Chen's words,

Righteous words, sonorous and powerful:

"Let's see if there are any benevolent and righteous people in this world who are still loyal to Mount Tai!

Let's take a look at the servants who followed the glory of the prince in the past, have they forgotten the teachings and kindness of the lord! ”

The old monkey's body trembled,

He thought of the scene he saw when he possessed Hou Liangliang before, it seemed that everything was in the calculation of the prince!

otherwise

In this world,

How could such a coincidence occur?

His voice trembled a little:

"You're a ............"

"Yes!"

Lawyer An immediately straightened up,

Hands groping desperately in the pockets of their clothes,

Where,

Where?

Where did it go?

Damn, I've forgotten about this stubble, I saw it last time I took a shower, and I scolded it for getting in the way, don't take it back and throw it into the bathroom.

No, no,

Gotta be found, gotta find!

I knew I would have asked for a few more at the beginning, why are I dirty, I think it's dirty!

Got it!

Lawyer An pulled out a piece of rune paper that was crumpled and even half wet,

He stood firm,

He straightened his spine,

He cleared his throat,

Shen Dao:

"The purpose of the Taishan Law is this, seeing this charm is like seeing the Fujun himself!"