Chapter 910: The Man in the Tomb
At this moment,
Lawyer An felt that he was shining,
I feel like my life has come to the top, I feel like my life has come to ......
The highest level of bragging is not how you can win the trust of others, but that you yourself are convinced of it.
Lawyer An felt that he was now standing in the clouds, holding not a bright yellow rune paper, but a golden scroll, and behind him, there was a towering Tarzan phantom;
Of course, it would be better if there were 100,000 Yin soldiers and Yin generals standing on both sides.
He is the messenger of hell and he represents the will of reincarnation!
This may be the gap between yourself taking a selfie in the circle of friends and yourself in reality.
Because in Gengchen's eyes,
The current image of lawyer An alive and well-behaved eunuch with a sharp duck voice,
It's a stinky mess.
But the effect,
At least for now,
It's still very good,
Because after the old monkey saw this rune paper, he first leaned forward and sniffed it on the rune paper with his own nose.
It seems to be discerning the true from the fake,
Followed by
I couldn't suppress my excitement,
The knees began to bend slowly,
To Lawyer An,
Get on your knees!
“OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Lawyer An slowly raised his head,
Trying to restrain yourself from showing the look of villain,
But he screamed frantically in his heart.
This taste, this sourness,
wonderful
Wonderful!
Although I don't know who this person in front of me is, but he can have a relationship with Fu Jun, and he has just shown the existence of crushing the strength of the two of them, how can his identity be low?
It's a real ...... Enjoy the process!
I don't think about the saying that I don't break my life, I just know that it's cool first!
Shaoqing,
The old monkey got back on his feet,
His face regained its calmness,
It seems that the previous mood swings are just an illusion that does not exist at all,
The aura around him also became very depressed again.
He didn't deliberately create any atmosphere, nor did he deliberately want to suppress the two people in front of him, he was standing here, in fact, it was already a natural oppression.
When the ant walks up to the giant, even if the giant doesn't do anything, the ant trembles inside.
"Ahem............"
Lawyer An coughed,
It seems that there is still something going to say,
For example, to set yourself up with an identity like a messenger or something, or a special commissioner?
Since this guy is so good, I'm really sorry for myself if I don't climb up the pole, and when I see my goddess, I can take this guy back to the bookstore.
Hey
The owner must have been so happy that he squirted out all the coffee.
But the old monkey just stretched out his hand,
"Buzz!"
Lawyer An instantly felt that his body was restrained by a terrifying force,
Dream
It came quickly, like a tornado, but it went very suddenly.
"You...... What are you doing here? ”
Lawyer An asked with some surprise.
Lao Tzu is a chincha,
Lao Tzu has the decree on his body,
Lao Tzu and Fu Jun are good brothers, and they have prostituted together!
How can you change your face faster than flipping through a book!
On your knees
Kneel down again for Lao Tzu!
Licentious!
"If the coolie is here, maybe you might have been deceived, but...... I'm me, huh. ”
Coolie movers?
Moving apes, right?
Lawyer An thought in his heart, how could there be a sour taste.
"Come, come, tell me the truth, if you dare to lie even a little, I will make you regret coming to this world!"
As soon as the words fell,
The old monkey turned,
Walk straight to the rock level in the middle of the pool.
Lawyer An nodded behind him,
Walking along,
At this time, where did he have a little bit of style, and he habitually sent a sycophant:
"I knew I couldn't fool you just now, but how did you ............ just now"
When the old monkey heard this, he suddenly stopped;
Lawyer An immediately made up his mind, took a breath, listened to the teachings, and prepared to comprehend the spirit.
"In life, there must always be a sense of ritual."
After that,
The old monkey continued on his way.
Lawyer An nodded, "Yes, it really makes sense, I learned." ”
When he reached the position of the rock platform, the old monkey pointed to the ground and said:
"Wait a minute."
"Okay, you get busy with yours first, you don't have to greet us, we're not thirsty, we're not hungry."
The old monkey walked forward again, leaving the cold pool, and his figure disappeared in the cherry blossoms in front of him.
Lawyer An breathed a sigh of relief, reached out and wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, turned around, and looked at Geng Chen, who was slowly following behind.
Gengchen walked over silently and sat down on the rock, he didn't ask anything, and he didn't have any contemptuous expression on his face, because the reason why he was still alive now was because of Lawyer An's performance.
"Now, we seem to be fine for the time being."
Lawyer An said.
"Hmm." Gengchen nodded, and then said, "It's quite interesting." ”
"Don't you think that my performance just now is a shame on the face of a great gentleman?"
"I don't think it's easy, I don't think it's easy, sometimes, it takes more courage to die than to live."
"Hey, it's nice to be praised by you."
"But then, are you sure? This person is not easy to fool. ”
"What a fool, to tell you the truth, his performance just now doesn't look like it's all fake, don't worry, there may be an unexpected gain this time."
I said, actually, our boss admires you, and you can now consider whether to go into the bookstore as well. ”
"What do I have to value from your boss?"
Gengchen looked very light and light.
"You're going to take the blame."
"............" Gengchen.
"A good pot is also a skill, plus you are a decent gentleman, the boss will give you a little chicken soup that doesn't cost money, so that you can stick to the principle and give him the soup to go to the fire, you are a fragrant dumpling."
"Huh."
"Don't laugh, it's true, I know what I am, so honestly, I prefer to play with people like you."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
After about a quarter of an hour, the old monkey came back, he was holding a black python in his hand, the python had silver scales all over its body, it was not an ordinary breed at first glance, even if it was not a big demon, at least it was a sperm, but now, it was already a fart.
The old monkey sat down,
Reached out and tore off a piece of snake meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it, as if he had bought a bucket of popcorn before watching a movie.
Road:
"Let's get started."
………………
This time
Lawyer An's narration didn't add any more water, and he could gag with a hippie smile before, but everything has to have a degree, and Lawyer An naturally knows it in his heart.
But he still deliberately omitted some things about the boss, in Lawyer An's narrative, the boss Zhou Ze is just a very good head catcher, very lucky, and saved Lao Dao several times, very valued and grateful.
When the story is finished,
The python spirit that the old monkey caught before has been eaten into a bone.
"Puff"
The old monkey threw his bones into the thawed pool,
The fish inside immediately gathered and began to eat and decompose the bones of the python, obviously, because of this special diet, the fish in this cold pool have already undergone abnormal changes.
The old monkey clapped his hands, put his hands into the cold pool, washed them, and said:
"So, what are you here for?"
"To find a grave."
Lawyer An replied.
The old monkey nodded, pointed to the cold pool, and said, "There is indeed a tomb here." ”
Lawyer An smiled, laughing happily;
Licking a dog is always easy to get self-satisfaction in this regard.
"There is also a person in the tomb, and the body is well preserved."
Lawyer An's smile brightened, as if spring had come and everything was recovering.
"And the meat is delicious." Old monkeys.
"............" lawyer An.
Geng Chen next to him raised his head a little unexpectedly, he had been listening silently with his head down before, not to mention, it was quite tasteful, he knew what Lawyer An was hiding from him before, but he didn't expect that the thing he was hiding was so huge.
Mansion Jun, Alas,
The reincarnation of the prince Alas,
Gee.
It's just that when he heard the old monkey's "delicious meat", Gengchen couldn't help but start to feel sad for Lawyer An.
Licking to the end, there is really nothing left......
The old monkey ignored Lawyer An's somewhat excited emotions and said:
"I ate a man, and there were no women in the tomb;
or
Is the person you want to be a man? ”
"How is that possible!" Lawyer An screamed.
"I'm sure I ate a man, and I remember throwing out his two eggs and giving them to the fish here, right?"
The old monkey just said this "yes",
Countless fat carp surfaced in the cold pool,
Come up together to spit bubbles and nod their heads.
Lawyer An looked at Gengchen beside him, he didn't think that the old monkey would lie to himself, because there was no need for people to deceive themselves.
Gengchen shrugged his shoulders, his immature body wanted to show an indifferent gesture, but it looked a little cute:
"I swear, I didn't lie to you."
"What the hell is going on here?"
Lawyer An was stunned.
"Perhaps, this might help you a little."
Saying,
The old monkey beckoned to the fish in the cold pool,
Road:
"After eating the balls for you, I seem to have lost something again, do you remember?"
Who said fish only have seven seconds of memory!
soon
A few of the fattest carp floated up with a black sign.
The old monkey reached out and took the sign and threw it in front of Lawyer An, who immediately picked it up, and his face changed suddenly:
"This ............"
"What's this, what's written on the token?"
Gengchen is short, and there is an old monkey's aura suppressing in this place, he can't fly, so he can only twist his neck and jump vigorously below, very anxious.
Lawyer An flipped the sign over and showed it to Gengchen,
Road:
"There's no words on it, there's no picture, it's just a brand, it's really just a brand......"
"............" Gengchen.