Chapter 44: Eat!
"I can't afford it, where is my eldest grandson, where has my eldest grandson gone?"
"Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock! ”
In the room, An, who had just put down his mobile phone, rubbed his forehead with a headache,
"Sheba!
It's really an old antique,
There is a doorbell, but he only knows how to slam the door with all his might. ”
Lawyer An drank the remaining red wine from the wine glass.
rise
I tidied up my collar.
Instead of opening the door, I walked to the balcony and tried to climb next door.
This series of actions simply interprets the idiom of being a thief to the extreme.
"Bang!"
A muffled sound came,
The door lock was blown off.
The door of the room is directly open,
The small body of the old man Zhang Tou broke in as if it contained the anger of a volcano, and he broke in violently.
He did have plenty of reason to be angry;
Lawyer An subconsciously turned around, from the action of turning over the balcony to leaning on the balcony to enjoy the afternoon sea breeze;
Sun, sand, warm breeze,
Plus gently swinging bangs,
Uncle is full of style.
In the evenings of the past few days, Lawyer An will go down to chat with those Internet celebrities and share his life insights.
Although it is true that many Internet celebrities rely on beauty to appear on the camera, and even plastic surgery is not a few, you have to admit that the general appearance of the Internet celebrity circle is still much higher than that of other circles.
Of course, after sharing your life insights, don't forget to show off your high-end wallet and take out your precious gold card to pay the bill.
After all, only rich middle-aged men are called uncles, and middle-aged men without money are called ...... Old man.
At this time, Lawyer An faced Lao Zhangtou in this way, which can only show one thing, that is, he is a little panicked.
What is the reason for the panic, it is self-evident.
Lao Zhangtou stood there, staring at Lawyer An with his eyes, and said word by word:
"My eldest grandson, where's he?"
Licking calves is deep, and the next generation is close;
Not to mention that there are I don't know how many generations are separated between Lao Zhangtou and Lao Zhang, don't look at the old things every time they scold Lao Zhang, in fact, he is really rare This eldest grandson of his own family.
When drinking, he often sighed that Mao's fate had been thirsting for his old Zhang family's vein to gather wool, but in this sadness, there was also an indescribable pride.
"Isn't Lao Zhang in the hotel? Could it be to go down for afternoon tea? ”
Lawyer An had an expression of innocence and I didn't know anything, just like a Teletubbies.
Lao Zhangtou silently stretched out his hands and began to pinch the seal.
"Hey, I said, don't be impulsive!"
Lawyer An immediately got down from the railing and pointed at Lao Zhang's head to tell him to control his chatter.
"Can't afford it, you're playing with me?"
Lao Zhangtou was furious.
"A friend of his, who is a police officer, came looking for him, so he went out to help uphold justice."
"I can't afford it!"
When Lao Zhangtou heard this, he was furious.
"What, what does it have to do with me, his friend is not my friend, and I didn't arrange that person to come, your eldest grandson chatted with others quite happily."
"I can't afford it, I don't believe you don't know what's going on on top of Sanya's head now!
The Bodhisattva, the Mansion Monarch, and the master of the Netherworld Sea are obviously fighting the law!
Although it seems to be calm for a while, you and I both know that this is just the calm before the storm!
Immortal fighting method, we little minions and small characters, only huddle in the corner and shiver and pray not to affect our own share, how dare you put my eldest grandson outside!
I know what you're thinking, hehe, you haven't given up on your plan that night, have you? ”
Since he said it, Lawyer An didn't bother to pretend anymore, smiled, and said:
"Well, don't say it's my plan, maybe the people above have already had this plan.
As for me, I can't talk about being smart, I want to be really smart, I became a judge directly back then, that is, I rely on a gangster to help the big man do dirty work and eat a mouthful.
But who can sit on it, which one is stupid?
I can think of a solution, but they can't, do you believe it? ”
"What do you mean?"
"That's what I mean! Lao Tzu just said this plan, but Lao Tzu didn't really use it, and I didn't give an order to the bookstore!
I'll tell you so, if something happens to your eldest grandson, it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu's half a dime, and this plan is not what Lao Tzu told the boss, and from that time on, Lao Tzu has been unable to contact the boss!
I know you're angry, you're the old hen, but can you be a little bit of a good person?
Not to mention that your eldest grandson hasn't had an accident now, even if something really happens, how much does it have to do with me?
Yes, I'm a soft persimmon, so you're thirsty to pinch me.
Do you dare to pinch the boss, do you dare to pinch the king,
Do you dare? ”
"............" old Zhang head.
"I know your feelings, although Lao Tzu has always looked down on your high level, but he also understands what to do, and you yourself are like Ming.
Let's just put it this way, if it weren't for the boss, your eldest grandson would have been gone, and even his soul would have been eaten by the filth of the passing.
Right now
Right now
Now,
The worst result is that your eldest grandson becomes an immortal, and no matter how many people ask for a good thing, they can't ask for it. ”
Lao Zhangtou sat on the ground with a "poof", his expression a little dull.
Obviously, he really has no interest in the so-called "becoming an immortal".
In the world, how many people aspire to be rich and noble;
But there are also people who just hope that the family can be together peacefully, even if they are poor, but they are also happy.
Lawyer An walked back from the balcony, stood in front of Lao Zhangtou, smacked his lips, or squatted down, looking at Lao Zhangtou,
Said slowly:
"We, it's just a little shrimp in people's hands, this is a big disrespectful word, but you and I should know it in our hearts.
It's your business to accept it or not, but if you really want to decide something, the big guys won't pay attention to the thoughts of us little people.
Take 10,000 steps back and say, your eldest grandson really didn't realize that it might be dangerous to go out? Your eldest grandson, in fact, is willing. ”
"You're talking too obviously." Lao Zhangtou glanced at Lawyer An, "You can't afford to be a desperate family, you don't understand." ”
"Now that I think about it, my father wanted to give me a blind date, I didn't want to live or die, it's good, if I accidentally left a descendant here, it would be really troublesome."
Lao Zhangtou stared coldly at Lawyer An and said:
"I won't allow this to happen, and if it does, I'll ............"
Lawyer An reached out and patted Lao Zhang's shoulder,
Seriously:
"Well, don't be angry.
Don't forget
Without the eldest grandson,
You also have a great-great-grandchild. ”
………………
Inside the wax museum,
Little Lori and Black Chick are still imprisoned by frost,
The wax figures here have actually been emptied a long time ago, and the only thing left is a wax figure of Yinggou sitting on the throne of bones.
And at this time,
Half of his face stood in front of the wax figure.
In his eyes, it doesn't seem to be a remembrance, nor does it seem to be longing, and some are just a kind of aftermath rippling in the waves of history.
"You can't eat her."
Little Lori plucked up her courage and finally spoke.
God knows how much courage it takes to speak up in front of such a terrifying being!
But Xiao Lori still twisted her neck and said, because the boss is not in Tongcheng, here, now she is looking after the house.
Rushing up to fight is a meaningless choice, it's not that you can't choose it like this, but the result of rushing up is to be directly destroyed, for the other party, it's more like stepping on an ant to death.
Although comparing herself to an ant is a metaphor that Lin Ke doesn't like very much, but in the face of reality, everything else can only be regarded as floating clouds.
Being strangled directly and saying more with words, it seems that the value of the latter can be greater.
The woman had been dug up, and lay there, and the seal that had been placed on her body had long since been undone.
Lao Xu's painstaking seal is already very good for ordinary people, but in front of half of his face, it is really not enough to see.
In the end, he is the idol of Dog Village, and he still has this ability.
Half of his face looked away,
Went to the woman,
And the woman's body was covered with frost,
As can be seen,
She has always remained awake, but she, like little Lori, can't struggle at all, to be exact, she doesn't dare to struggle.
Half of his face stretched out his hand and twisted his neck slightly, the body made of lotus root is really not used to it, it is easy to dislocate the joints if you move slightly, and the taste of lotus root is refreshing to eat, but if it keeps lingering on the tip of your nose, no one can stand it.
"You can't eat her, you can't."
Half of his face finally looked at little Lori,
"You're a funny girl."
Did the other person talk to himself?
Now
Little Lori's heart was actually very untidy, and a feeling of flattery rose.
Humility is a traditional virtue of the Chinese, especially when others praise you.
With a touch of loneliness and self-deprecation, Little Lori said:
"I'm just a dog."
Half of his face heard this, and his eyes immediately froze.
"Smack!"
Little Lori was pumped away,
"Poof",
Fell into the pond.
"Goo-goo-goo............ Goo-goo............"
"You're worthy of being called a dog?"
"Whoa!"
Little Lori, who was almost drowning, was caught out of the pond,
The body is suspended in the air,
Wet hair scattered on his face,
But even at this time,
Little Lori still spoke:
"You were pulled back by the boss, and the boss has orders, you can't let her die, you can't!"
For the sake of today,
He had to move out of the boss to stop him.
Because since the boss planted him, it is impossible to grow a white-eyed wolf, right?
Where is there such a digging pit of your own?
Half of his face smiled,
The smile is exaggerated,
Laughing so much that tears came out,
Laughing inexplicably little Lori,
finally
Half of his face stopped laughing,
He pointed to the fostern, and to the woman on the other side,
Road:
"Why didn't you think of such a possibility?
He planted me here,
Maybe it's just trying to get me to wake up and eat her? ”