Chapter 095: I don't eat that

Xiao Qi was startled by the rough sound of the Ruohong bell in the door, and before he could react to what was going on, the person had already teleported his position and flew into the palace from outside the palace.

"Damn, it's a little white face again, in your prince's East Palace, all the people raised are dough like you, this kneading is not to be kneaded into a paste!" The bearded man laughed loudly, this laugh, the bloody mouth was like a lion, ready to devour a white-skinned man like Xiao Qi.

"Master Jun......" Xiao Qi didn't know what to say, and in a hurry, he actually made a blessed woman action for this man.

Xiao Qi was originally dressed as a man, but she panicked in her actions, and the woman's etiquette was used by her, a fake man, which immediately caused laughter.

"Niu Da, look at this dough, I don't know if it's a man or a woman?" A gruff male voice came out of the darkness.

This person is too dark, and I can't see where he is at a glance. Xiao Qi's eyes widened, and he tried to search for the source of the sound, only to find a man with a black face squatting on the ground, looking at him intently.

Niu Da seemed to be instigated by the black face, and suddenly grinned: "Hey, I said doughnuts, are you a man or a woman?" ”

"I, of course I'm ......"

"The voice is like a mosquito, don't you really know if it's a man or a woman?" Blackface analyzed.

"Brother, you're right, it's been popular these days for little white faces, so all of them are cowardly, like fake women." Niu Da suddenly stretched out his claws, accurately reached under Xiao Qi's chin, and pinched it all at once.

Xiao Qi had no choice but to look up at him.

"Damn, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a girl, I said black-faced, only a tough person like us is a man, can these be considered men?"

Niu Da pursed his lips, and after reading the pink carved Xiao Qi, he raised his hand and threw it towards the grass next to him.

"Hahaha, hahaha, you're going to break him like this." The black face smiled heartily.

"If you break it, you will break it, and a man who can't stand the beating will die early and be reincarnated." Niu Da pouted disdainfully.

The black face smiled and said: "It's broken, you Niu Da just slept all the sisters in Chunxianglou, Yelixiang, and Dream Water Town, and you can't such a pink-carved man." Because of you, you wouldn't have sown that seed at all! ”

"And say me, what about you, it's not a virtue yet, if you let you those girls, you will definitely give birth to countless black seeds, squatting in the night, you can't see it."

The two of them were used to joking, you say a word, I said a word, and finally the hearty laughter echoed in the backyard, startling the birds in the trees fluttering.

"Niu Da, Niu Da, what's the matter with the two of you, every time the noise is so loud, and then it is so loud, I will play the queen tomorrow and cut your tongues, see if there is such a loud sound?"

Because the two of them were too loud, the patrolling Jinyi guard brought someone over in a hurry.

"Cut your tongue, hum, there's a kind of you let people cut it, uncle, I don't eat your set." The cow snorted, staring at a pair of bloodshot bull's eyes, clenching the spear, clenching his steel teeth, staring at Lord Cao who hurried over.

"You kid, it's just a stone in the latrine, it's hard and smelly, I don't believe it can't cure you!" Master Cao sneered slightly, and waved his hand, "Tie me up and beat him for three hundred ...... No, 300 kills is too cheap, 500 kills, I want to see if your bones are hard, or my killers are hard. ”

"Master, don't be like this, you adults don't remember villains, this guy has always been this virtue, just this virtue." When the black-faced saw Captain Cao of the Jinyi Guard, he was angry, and hurriedly bowed his head and bowed his waist to fight for the cow.

"Just this virtue, what kind of virtue, wasn't it quite good before? Why, it fell to the sake of looking at the backyard gate, and he was so stubborn, a beast is a beast, no wonder it was called Niu Da, it turned out to be named his mother, and it was very set. ”

"I've your ancestors for 800 generations, your ancestors, what's wrong with my surname Niu, I'm just such a cow, you have the ability to fight me alone, you can beat me, grandpa will believe you, if you can't beat me, grandpa can't even bother to hang you, what kind of person, your position is unknown, who knows how much money you spent."

Lord Cao's face turned red and white, his cheeks twitched slightly, and he scolded: "Tie up, I don't believe that I can't subdue your stupid cow." ”

"Lord Cao, you don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, the queen also said, put Niu Da in the backyard to see the door, no matter how annoying the mouth is, just open one eye and close one eye." The black face hurriedly moved out of the queen's words.

That Lord Cao was silent for a while, and then said to the black face: "Even if he saved the life of the queen mother, so what? Don't rely on the old to sell the old, you don't want to eat this set.

The queen mother has long looked at him unpleasantly, and he doesn't know Jikoude, a piece of stinking shit. The time of the scenery has long passed. I'm still here babbling, I'm going to have to cut your tongue off one day. ”

"You have a kind of ......"

"Master Niu, can you just stop it, if you mess around like this again, even my brother, who is a close friend, will leave you." The black face urn sounded the urn airway.

Looking at the Queen's Palace, the new generation of brocade guards have grown up strongly, and they are all skilled, how can they still take this old guy who eats idle food in their eyes.

"I will leave Xiangyang Palace tomorrow and go to the South Prince, even if I die on the battlefield, it will be much happier than dying here." Niu Da sighed to the sky.

The deputy general beside Lord Cao smiled and said: "If Master Niu really thinks so, I thank you for Lord Cao, if you are not in this Xiangyang Palace, we will have a lot of peace of mind." ”

"Rabbit cub, even you dare to ridicule the old man, don't you want your little life?" Niu Da Deng's madness attacked, stretched out his steel claws, and grabbed the deputy general beside Master Cao like lightning.

"Ah...... Lord Cao ......, "The deputy general was lifted high by the ox, and at any time he could be thrown into the dust a hundred meters away, or poured on the ground and beaten up.

Xiao Qi was stunned and looked at the dramatic scene in front of him, he was tossed by this cow, and the whole person was about to fall apart, such a restless person was actually left in the Xiangyang Palace of the queen mother, and the queen mother's belly was too big.

Look at the big cow, that skill, that body, that pride, that excess energy and nowhere to vent, not to mention, instead of looking at the gate of the backyard, it is better to follow the prince and go to the battlefield to kill the enemy. That's what makes the most of it!

"Niuda, my good brother......" Blackface shouted.

Niu Da turned around a few times, and finally threw the deputy general gently, and coincidentally fell to Xiao Qi's side.

"Big brother, are you okay?" Xiao Qi had already relieved himself and hurriedly went to help the lieutenant general.

"Who are you, and why don't I seem to have seen you?" The lieutenant general stood up and looked at Xiao Qi curiously.

Xiao Qi hurriedly smiled and said, "Aren't I going to deliver exquisite dishes?" ”

She glanced at the food box, which had already been smashed to pieces.

Xiao Qi ran over, looked at the food box sadly, sat on the ground, couldn't get up, and his face was full of frustration.