This dumb-headed armored guard is as stubborn as a stone. He had to entangle with Xiao Qi, and asked her to tell the purpose of the East Palace, and even asked her to say the purpose of going to Xiangyang Palace.

"The purpose of my coming to the East Palace, hehe, isn't it that the guard B is afraid that you will be lonely and asked me to accompany you?" Xiao Qi smiled evilly, as long as she shouted out, Guard B would definitely leave her post without permission and be convicted of dereliction of duty.

And this young man in front of him will definitely be wrongfully accused of recruiting prostitutes, and everyone has a crime, and they have to suffer it.

"You...... You talk nonsense, I ...... Where to recruit prostitutes, you came by yourself. Guard A's face was flushed, and he wanted to tell the difference, but he couldn't argue.

If the patrol comes, he will definitely not listen to himself, who knows what earth-shattering words this eloquent Qinglou woman will say?

"You yourself told me that when you saw your neighbor's little daughter-in-law and her man having fun in the yard, you couldn't hold it back, like a big buffalo with crazy hair, thinking about having fun.

As long as the woman is a female, you will not refuse to come, even if it is a sow or a bear, you will fall to the ground and attack the little woman. ”

Xiao Qi Zhang Guan Li Dai was messing around, and the nonsense he made up made the guards tremble with anger, dance with spears, and stab at her without a head or a brain.

Ancient men were just fun, and if they lost their temperance like this, they could only say it themselves, and they said it with a nose and eyes.

Seeing the spear stabbing at him, Xiao Qi turned his waist slightly, turned into a curved bow, and easily dodged it.

"It turned out to be a practitioner, no wonder he was so bold!" The armor guard snorted coldly, withdrew his spear, swept through the momentum of a thousand troops, and struck at the waist.

Xiao Qi jumped up, fluttered down to the spear, his body was as light as a swallow, and with the momentum of the armor guard, the whole person flew to the courtyard wall.

"Hehe, there will be no time in the future, thank you for sending me to the courtyard wall, brother, I'm leaving, I miss a woman, just come to Chunxianglou to find me, goodbye!" Xiao Qi still looked cynical, which made the guards very annoyed.

still wanted to stab Xiao Qi down, but instead of catching chickens, she lost a handful of rice, and she didn't get the whole woman in a few rounds, but she escaped with her strength, and the guards felt particularly faceless.

"You escaped like this, what kind of hero!" Guard A roared.

A woman with a veil was just talking to herself, and he already felt reluctant to forget.

"Silly boy, I'm a little woman, not a good man, you have to know, only villains and women are difficult to raise."

"I haven't seen you yet, and it's not fair to me that you're doing this." Seeing that Xiao Qi was leaving, the guards hurriedly roared and said what was in their hearts, this time it was a big loss, I don't know what the purpose of this woman is here, and I don't know if she really wants to go to Xiangyang Palace, what is the purpose of going to Xiangyang Palace?

"Hehe, this world is inherently unfair, you look at the door in the middle of the night, and I come to harass you in the middle of the night, what do you say is fair or unfair?"

"Can you please let me take a look, just take a look?" Guard A begged.

"Take a look, hee-hee, do you want to remember the beauty under the moon, is this good for you?"

The first guard said: "There are many benefits, I can find a woman to be a mother-in-law according to your appearance in the future." ”

"Well, let me think about it!" Xiao Qi touched his chin with his hand, hehe, if he was allowed to take a look, there wouldn't be another man who would go to YY at night as a goddess, right?

"Don't think about it, catch this waist card, go to Xiangyang Palace and go through the back door, although I don't know who you are, but I guess that you are a weak woman, even if you go against the sky, you can't do anything bloody." A waist card was thrown up from the bottom, and Xiao Qi took the opportunity to take it in his hand.

She saw through the moonlight that it was really a waist card to enter and exit the back door of Xiangyang Palace.

She asked suspiciously: "Little brother, how can you have the waist card of Xiangyang Palace?" ”

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is a filial son, in addition to bringing in many beauties from here every day, he will also bring out many delicacies with local characteristics from here to the queen to eat, and I am the guard who walks behind and delivers delicacies."

"Then if you don't have this waist card, how will you send exquisite food in the future?"

"Hehe, I know that you are not a bad-hearted woman, and you will pity the safety of a minion, you can rest assured, I will say that the waist card has fallen, and it will be made up when the time comes.

Now His Royal Highness the Crown Prince rarely brings women to the palace, and there are no delicacies to give to the queen. ”

It turns out that the prince recruits beauties, nominally recruiting beauties, but in fact, he is secretly using beauties to make exquisite dishes to honor the queen's mother, it is rare for this guy to be so filial, he adds a little color to his filial piety, and sings every night, and I don't know if Meng Yao has fallen in love with the status of the crown princess or the prince This man.

Not to mention, these two people will love overseas Chinese, and they both love overseas Chinese, just half a catty to eight taels, making a pair of good couples made in heaven. Xiao Qi chuckled.

Xiao Qi stood on the wall and thought about it, and the guards under the wall looked up in a daze, and there was no dialogue between the two, and it became extremely silent.

The moonlight poured down on them like water, illuminating everything in front of them as unreal, dreamlike.

Xiao Qi suddenly pulled a scarf in an instant, and smiled at the guard: "Little brother, thank you, remember to think about me!" ”

After Xiao Qi smiled and joked, the person also fell outside the palace in the blink of an eye, and swept towards Xiangyang Palace, as light as a black nightingale.

The first guard glanced at the woman on the courtyard wall, graceful and graceful, and her light body flew down the palace wall. Although he was looking at the beauty under the hazy moonlight, he still felt that this beauty was charming, like Chang'e in the Moon Palace.

He was able to meet Chang'e tonight, and said so many happy words to Chang'e, he will never forget it for the rest of his life.

Chang'e flew away, and when he woke up and opened the back door nervously, it was empty outside, only a piece of moonlight sprinkled on the ground.

The first guard pinched himself fiercely, feeling pain, so he muttered: "It's not a dream, it's not an illusion, it's all true, the beauty under the moon is Chang'e, Chang'e saw that she was too lonely, and she felt sorry for each other, so she went down to earth to talk to herself." ”

Xiao Qi took a food box, swaggered to the backyard of Xiangyang Palace, and banged on the door.

"Who, it's so late, and you're knocking me a bird!" A roar came out, followed by a creak of the door, and a man of five big and three thick poked out a huge head.

Under the moonlight, this person has a full beard, two eyes like lanterns, and a garlic nose, and at first glance he looks like a rough man who does not understand the amorous feelings.

Xiao Qi is still surprised, since his debut, he has never seen a person with such a fierce and vicious face, he is completely a butcher, even if he looks at the back door in this life, he will definitely become a butcher in the next life.

The queen's face is kind and kind, how to use the people under her like this, it's really disgusting.

He stretched out his iron steel claws, like grabbing a chicken, and lifted Xiao Qi in.