Xiaoshan saw that it was already a quarter past three o'clock, and hurriedly got up to the attic and swept the cloth cut down in the morning.

Want Want has two new messages. One is urging the delivery today, Xiaoshan replied: It can be shipped today, and I will give the pro-delivery information later in the evening. The other is that I have been unable to choose a style in the past two days: dear, I received something that is not suitable, can I return it? "No, we're a made-to-order style, or let's think about it again." Xiaoshan finished sending the message and decisively turned off the computer.

Bringing a small bag with a pick-up card, toilet paper and keys, and locking the door, Xiaoshan hurried to the kindergarten, just as her son's class came to the middle of the yard.

The other children all walked to the side of the parent who picked them up, but the son stood in place, looking down at the ground alone, and Xiaoshan shouted but did not respond.

It wasn't until his aunt told him that his mother was coming, and he ran over excitedly: Mom, why are you so early today?

"Isn't it good to be early?" Xiaoshan touched her son's head lovingly.

"Good! Mom, are you going to be so early in the future? ”

"Mommy, try your best!" Xiaoshan didn't dare to pack the ticket.

Walking out of the kindergarten, my son suddenly said with grievances: "Mom, when I went to bed today, it was Ren Xingyu next to me who knocked on my bed, but the two teachers criticized me!" ”

"Then did you tell the teacher that you didn't knock it?"

"The teacher said you can't talk while sleeping!"

Xiaoshan seemed to see her son lying on the small bed, and a teacher on both sides didn't dare to speak when he reprimanded him, and her heart couldn't help but sour: Alas, who made you never fall asleep, if I am a teacher, I heard the sound of knocking on the bed, and I was the first to suspect you, and the voice came from you, then it was definitely you.

"Mom, I want to poop!" The son suddenly shouted.

Xiaoshan hurriedly took her son into the women's restroom at a nearby farmer's market. The son cheated for a while, but he still couldn't come out.

"You must have wanted to be big again in kindergarten, afraid that the toys would be taken away by other children, but they were not big."

"I wanted to be big in the morning at the kindergarten gate, but my dad told me to go to the classroom to be bigger. Auntie and teacher are already on the playground, I don't think anyone will help wipe the buttocks, so I went directly to the playground, and then I was afraid of the disadvantages for a long time, and the big one was slow, and the teacher wanted to criticize, so I didn't dare to be big. ”

"Then let's go home first and eat something bigger."

"It's just verbal, it's not too uncomfortable, Mom, you can buy me something to eat now."

"I don't have any money, let's hurry home, my mother has clothes to send today."

"Okay."

Walking out of the women's bathroom, the son shouted, "Uncle Xia's car!" Xiaoshan took a look, and sure enough, it was Xia Zhiteng's express van.

"Maybe Uncle Xia is also going to the toilet." The son turned around and came to the door of the men's toilet, "Uncle Xia! Uncle Xia! ”

Xia Zhiteng quickly walked out of it, holding a pack of toilet paper in his hand, and after knowing the situation, he immediately went to the vegetable fruit stall and bought a large bunch of bananas.

"Mom, you go back to work, I'll go with Uncle Xia to pick up the express mail later." The son said as he ate a banana.

"No, you will delay Uncle Xia's work like this!"

"I'm also for your good, you always say, I'm by my side, you work slowly, if it's slow, Uncle Xia will hurt Uncle Xia, Uncle Xia is waiting, you have to drive fast when you go back, how dangerous it is to drive fast!"

Xia Zhiteng smiled and said, "Shuwei is very well-behaved, you can rest assured." ”

"You child, if your mother is here, you don't want your father, and if Uncle Xia is here, you don't want your mother." Xiaoshan shook her head.

When Wei Qiang arrived home, he was shocked to see that Xiaoshan was the only one: Oh my God, you won't forget to pick up your son today, right?

"I'm with Natsu. You let Shuwei go to the kindergarten in the morning and then poop, is it because the principal came out? ”

"Those who know me, my wife too!" Wu Weiqiang straddled the back of Xiaoshan's stool.

"It's not that I don't have a stool, and I'm not afraid of being seen!"

"Who can see it on the top floor, let's talk about what you're afraid of, we have a certificate, I'll enlarge the certificate tomorrow and stick it on the window!" Wu Weiqiang held Xiaoshan's breasts with both hands.

"I'm serious with you, the principal has criticized you for a year and a half, although the words are a little inappropriate, but you hit the child in public, it's not right, I found that you have improved a lot because of this, it stands to reason, you should thank her!"

That was when Shu Wei was just in the small class, he was reluctant to go to kindergarten. One morning, he arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten and wanted to go back. Wu Weiqiang became angry, and immediately crackled and beat Shu Wei's ass. happened to be seen by the director of the park, and called Wu Weiqiang unqualified.

"I don't have anything to do with her, as soon as I scold Shuwei, you ignore me, I can't stand it!" Wu Weiqiang rubbed it up.

Xiaoshan pushed his hands away: Anyway, the next time you encounter such a situation, you must let Shuwei be more than poopy and enter the kindergarten again, otherwise he will be uncomfortable all day.

"Only when he is uncomfortable will he grow up in kindergarten, and I am also good for him."

"The problem is that he still hasn't been in kindergarten!"

"That means he's not uncomfortable enough!"

"No, alas, I can't understand you, let's go cook!"

"What kind of food are you cooking, Shu Wei went out with the 'blind toss', can you still come back after eating?"

"Then we have to eat too, I think Xiao Xia seems to have a stomach trouble again today, you can burn some porridge."

"It's easy to cook porridge, it's early now, it's finally possible for the two of us to get along alone when the light is not too dark, it's a pity not to do anything! Last time was February 8th, and today is March 9th, exactly one month, I think it's better to take advantage of now, let's do it! Wu Weiqiang reached out to unbutton Xiaoshan's coat.

Xiaoshan pricked with a needle: I'm in a hurry, so I don't have to wait for Xiaoxia to wait, and I have to drive fast, dangerous!

Wu Weiqiang reluctantly put down his hand: How did I marry such a ruthless person as you, I only have a wedding dress in my eyes. You look like you're getting married! You should change the name of Want Want to a wedding dress, and the wedding dress is not just a wedding dress.

Xiaoshan smiled: "I'm playing with your naming skills again, you might as well open a store with a name on Taobao, maybe it can still be popular." ”

"Say you're ruthless, you're boring and vulgar, and you have to use everything to open a store!" Wu Weiqiang paused, "By the way, the supermarket is going to Xiangcheng District to open a new store, let me go, the money is so small, it's so far, I don't want to do it, but I don't know what to do next, you give me an idea." I don't think about helping you do customer service, my personality can't be 'kissed' with others. ”

Xiaoshan thought for a while and said, "Let's write a joke." ”

"Writing a joke is also a kind of writing, and it also comes from life, I married a wife like you, can I still write good jokes? Once a month, sometimes the order is delayed. You see, it used to be the 10th of every month, but now it's at the top of the queue! No, at least twice a month from this month! ”