Chapter 2: The Second Newton
"Go get me something to eat, I'm screaming hungry!" Xiaoshan felt her stomach churning.
"Won't you just eat that little leftover food in the fridge at noon?"
"The noodles are under it, but there is less because there are leftovers. Oh, you helped me heat up the leftovers in the kitchen, and I put them in when I wanted to put them in, but then I forgot about it. ”
"You're a second Newton!" Wu Weiqiang frowned as he walked quickly to the kitchen. He took the food, put it in the microwave and turned it around, took it out and found that it was not hot, and when he looked closely, he turned it to barbecue. Oh, I baked the bread in the morning and didn't turn it back to high heat.
He turned back to the high heat, turned the back to the dining table again, and beckoned to Xiaoshan: Limu, come and eat. Seeing Xiaoshan's gobbling up, she couldn't help sighing: Slow down, beware of choking!
Wu Weiqiang went into the kitchen again and made a fuss, came out and said: "Yam lean porridge is in the rice cooker, you don't have to worry about it, I don't want to eat porridge, go out to eat barbecue." ”
"You're going to eat this junk food again?"
"What do you mean to eat again, since you resigned, today is the first time, right? Look at what kind of life I've been having, it's been eight years, and I haven't touched my favorite barbecue! Besides, I'm also for your good, don't you always say, I'm here, will reduce your work efficiency? ”
When Xia Zhiteng, who was carrying a KFC family bucket in his left hand and a banana in his right hand, came back with Shuwei, Xiaoshan was wearing a wedding dress on the model shelf, ready to take a photo. She asked Xia Zhiteng to go to the kitchen to serve porridge to eat, Xia Zhiteng washed his hands and said: Wait a minute, I'll fold it.
Xia Zhiteng can fold a big wedding dress smoothly, although the outer packaging is a courier bag, but through his professional hands, it is wrapped with tape outside, which is quite beautiful. Shu Wei likes to watch Xia Zhiteng wrap tape the most. However, since the harsh sound on the fifth floor below, Xia Zhiteng could only fold the wedding dress, put it in a transparent plastic bag, and bring it back to the company to wrap it in a plastic bag.
When Xia Zhiteng was about to leave, Wu Weiqiang came back. He handed Xia Zhiteng two skewers of mutton, Xia Zhiteng waved his hand, and pointed to his stomach.
"The more you have diarrhea, the more you have to add some oil and water to it, otherwise, if you don't have oil and water, won't it be even more empty? I bought it for you. ”
"You're hurting Xiaoxia!" Xiaoshan screamed.
"Didn't you say this is junk food, this is called fighting poison with poison."
"Your brother Qiang drank too much, Xiao Xia, it's still early today, you drive slowly, there are goods to be sent tomorrow."
After Xia Zhiteng left, Wu Weiqiang took advantage of Xiaoshan's time to clean up the model frame and handed the mutton skewers to his son: "Don't let your mother see it." ”
Shu Wei pursed his lips: "Junk food, I don't eat it." ”
"Don't listen to your mother's fools, before your father and I lived with your mother, we ate this all day long, and the tiger could be killed; Now with your mother, every day there is little soup and water, and I am bored. Hurry up and eat it! ”
"It doesn't taste good when it smells, I don't want it."
"If you don't eat such a fragrant thing, I'm welcome." Wu Weiqiang ate the mutton skewers with three strokes and five divisions.
Later, when he went into the kitchen and found the family bucket, he couldn't help but be overjoyed: Yo, it was left for me, right?
Seeing that Wu Weiqiang was about to start eating again, Xiaoshan snatched it: You must have eaten a lot of barbecue today, and you will eat it tomorrow.
"No, I wanted to rush back and let Xiao Xia taste it, so I only ate a total of eight skewers and two bottles of beer. Halfway through, the battery car ran out of power, pushed for a while, and the food had already been consumed, and then I had to spend a lot of effort to do big things, how to do it without eating! Wu Weiqiang squatted down as he spoke, touching his son's head, "What do you want to play, hurry up and find your mother to play, and when Dad finishes eating and washing the dishes, we will wash and go to bed." ”
"Ah, didn't Mom just say it's too early?"
"Wait a minute, Dad will tell you three Xiao Ming jokes."
"Okay, Mom, what are we going to do?" Shu Wei asked Xiaoshan happily.
"Today we learn to wipe our buttocks, you learn it, you won't need help in the future, and you won't need to go to the women's bathroom with your mother."
Wu Weiqiang finished washing the dishes and started to help Shuwei wash. Xiaoshan began to make handmade flowers for the dress that would be distributed tomorrow, first cutting the cloth into flowers and leaves, and then smoking the edges with alcohol lamps.
"Aren't you alright?" Wu Weiqiang came behind Xiaoshan at some point and said softly.
Xiaoshan was shocked: Why are there no footsteps, scare me!
"It's just lighter than usual, you're too attentive, haven't you always let me walk lightly, so as to save the 'cannon barrel' below? And the little guy just fell asleep and woke up, wouldn't it ruin our good deeds? ”
"This dress costs a lot, and it will be glued later, so you can wash it and go to bed early."
"What do you say, I waited for a month, and you asked me to wash and go to bed early?!" Wu Weiqiang blew out the alcohol lamp, "If you don't think about me, you should also think about your 'old friend', go!" "He pulled Xiaoshan.
"I promise you that I won't be able to, I'll finish smoking these leaves, and I'll stick them again tomorrow morning."
"That's pretty much it, I'll wait for you in the attic." Wu Weiqiang kissed Xiaoshan's ear.
After smoking the flowers and leaves, Xiaoshan felt that when her son defecated in the classroom, he might not think of taking a tissue from the cabinet, so she took a wrap of paper towels into the bedroom and put it in the trouser pocket that her son will wear tomorrow, but heard her son say "I didn't knock on the bed" in his sleep.
Later, when Wu Weiqiang was busy with her, she kept thinking about how to tell the teacher on QQ later.
After finishing the incident, Wu Weiqiang took a shower and went to sleep in the bedroom.
Xiaoshan sat down in front of the computer, turned on Want Want, and found that the buyer who couldn't make up his mind in the afternoon had already taken a picture to pay. The one that Xiaoshan thinks is the most unsuitable, and she can't help but reiterate: I see that the pro has already taken the payment, and I personally feel that the one is the most unsuitable for the pro. We are a made-to-order product, and we cannot return it at that time, please make sure again.
There are also several messages of new buyer inquiries, and Xiaoshan replied in detail one by one. Why hasn't the Taiwanese buyer who paid yesterday yet replied on Want Want about the size, color and delivery date? Xiaoshan wrote another letter from the station.
After writing the station letter, she filled in the courier number that Xiao Xia had already sent from WeChat into the system. Then, I entered the kindergarten QQ group and carefully scrutinized the words: Teacher Li, Shuwei said that he didn't knock on the bed today, it was Ren Xingyu who knocked it. It may be true, or it is troublesome to separate the two of them, so as not to make trouble with each other and affect the sleep of other children.
When I was about to turn off the computer, I suddenly remembered that Wu Weiqiang said that the name of Want Want was changed to a wedding dress, and after some research, I found that the name of the store was easy to change, but the name of Want Want could not be changed. When I went to bed, it was almost twelve o'clock.
The next morning, Xiaoshan got up to go to the toilet and found that the "old friend" had arrived as promised, and Wu Weiqiang really became a pipeline dredging worker again.