The friendship between the Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerable and the Excellent Heavenly Venerable will not be mentioned for the time being. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Let's start with the shrimp.

This shrimp also has the wind of kings. Its encounter with Hu Chi, the general under Cao Ama, is also a beautiful story in the old world. On that day, Wei Dian and Hu Chi traveled together. Wei Dian said: "Hu Equator, the weather is so hot, a basic old man will let go of his mood, let's run (silence)." Clothes or something, so redundant. ”

Hu Equator: "Wei Dian, don't do it." Now, we are under the command of Cao Ama and have become his exclusive elders. The flowers of our local areas need to be hidden and not seen by outsiders. Otherwise, it will damage the majesty of Cao Ama, you must know that you and I are Cao Ama's beloved generals. ”

Wei Dian bowed his head and said, "I know." Hu Equatory, you are still so cautious. I like you like this. ”

Hu Equator: "No matter how careful you are, you and I both know that Cao Ama is not the kind of lord who only looks at people's faces, of course, our faces are extremely beautiful, and I don't know what those ugly people think." Just like Jia, he has great talent and great chatter, but so what. The lord didn't look down on him, and Wang Dasitu spoke for Jia's good words, which was useless. The lord is not to take the flowers of the local area of the Jia family. If it's me, hehe. Hu Chi looked around at no one and laughed a little (muffled). "Fellow Daoist Wei Dian, you have also seen Jia's Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon, which is rare in the world. It's hard to forget. ”

Wei Dian said: "Hu Equator, don't mention this matter." On that day, Wang Da Situ arranged a plan to attract the lord. It was just as Jia Shi was running (muffled) and letting go of his rolling pin. When the lord saw it, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak. After a long time, he said, it's a pity, Jia has such a good rolling pin, and his life is extremely ugly, I won't love him. I'm afraid that the problem of the lord's face can't be changed, fellow Daoist, you don't want to be young, there is more collagen on the face, so you neglect to maintain it, as long as we stay young forever, the lord will not give up on us. If one day, you and I are old and old, and the lord will still love us? I don't believe it. ”

Hu Equator: "Wei Daoyou, your father Wei Dabao is also a legendary figure in our old world, and everyone knows about his glorious deeds. You can ask him for advice on how to attack or receive, and the two phases can also be the great base elder. ”

Wei Dian said: "Don't mention my father. The height of his old man will be difficult for me to reach in my life. Cao Ama, Lord Cao, he has also admired his father for a long time. One day, the lord was drunk and said that nonsense, and he wanted to climb the mountain with his father, and my little liver almost stopped beating. My father is so old, my father-in-law can still look at him, and his taste is too ......."

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Hu Equator: "Hehe, Wei Daoyou, you want to say that the beauty of your Wei family is inherited, and the older you get, the more handsome you become." ”

Wei Dian said: "Yes, you dare to say that you look prettier than me?"

Hu Equator: "Hmph, your Armstrong Boom Boom T ”

Wei Dian said: "Virtue." You can only talk with our rolling pins. ”

Hu Equator: "Let's not argue, good friends should hold hands." Let's go to the river and escape the heat. ”

Wei Dian said: "This river, you dare to go down?"

Hu Equator: "Why don't you dare, is there a big fish in the river?

Wei Dian said: "No, there are shrimp in the river. ”

Hu Equator: "Look at what scares you, isn't it shrimp." You and I join forces, and it doesn't matter how many shrimp there are. If they dare to attack us, it will be a big deal for us to burn the river and steam the water in the river. ”

Wei Dian said: "It's Pipi Shrimp! The king of the river is Pipi Shrimp." ”

Hu Equator: "Pipi shrimp! You mean there are Pipi shrimp in the river!"

Wei Dian said: "Isn't it, it's Pipi shrimp." ”

Hu Equator: "Recently, the shrimp have become famous, and you can hear their names everywhere you go. What's so secret about this shrimp?"

Wei Dian said: "Fellow Daoist, you are unheard. Haven't you heard that terrible rumor!"

Hu Chi is interested, terrible rumors? grass, so excited, talk quickly.

Wei Dian said: "The king of Pipi shrimp, its body seems to be cooked, and the speed is three times that of ordinary Pipi shrimp. The trick is to punch you Mimi with a small fist. Just ask if you're afraid. ”

Hu Chiden lost interest and sneered: "Pipi Shrimp dares to hit the tip of my Xiong with tongs, it's funny! I'll kill it." If that's all it can do, how can it get into the eyes of my old man. ”

Wei Dian smiled: "I knew that the Friends Association would say so. The horror of the shrimp is yet to come. ”

Hu Equator: "Wouldn't it be good if you finished it in one breath, you have to break it up." ”

Wei Dian said: "Do you listen or not." ”

Hu Equator: "Listen, you can go on." ”

Wei Dian said: "The shrimp are running faster and faster, and many drivers can't catch up with them." And the river in front of us, the shrimp living in it are even more terrifying, the old people stay with it, dizzy, the man's (silenced) Hua passes faster, and the valve can't be closed!"

Hu Equator: "There is such a thing, I have to meet Pipi shrimp for a while, the king of the river." ”

After that, Hu Chi didn't wait for Wei Dian, he quickly removed the excess things on his body, pounced, and jumped into the river. "Pipi shrimp, come out, come out, Hu Chi is here, we are ganging positively!"

Grass. Wei Dian was speechless, hey, Jiyou, why don't you listen to people, jump when you say, and don't prepare. Besides, the king of the shrimps, it's amazing that it will come out.

Wei Dian held the idea of watching a good show, stayed on the shore and looked at each other coldly.

The water surface parted, and a huge skin shrimp really came out, "Who, who disturbed my sweet dreams, I cursed him (silenced), and left it all night!"

Wei Dian said in his heart, Fa Ke, ruthless enough, it is the rumored Pipi shrimp. "Hu Chijiyou, what will you do next? "Looking forward to it, Wei Dian is looking forward to it.

In the water, Hu bare feet stepped on the blue waves, (muffled) hair fluttering in the wind, like weeds, as if it was time to repair, should not be allowed to grow savagely. Pipi shrimp are worried that Hu Chi's finch will suffocate to death.

"You're the king of Pipi Shrimp!" Hu Chi sneered. "I heard that you are very Dior, I am not convinced, I want to have a fight with you, and if you lose, you are my shrimp, make a contract with me, and be my foot force. ”

"Ji Lao, who gave you the courage to come to provoke. Pippi Shrimp stood up, head and tail more than twenty feet. Bang bang, the water surged, and the shiny water arrows rushed towards Hu Chi.

Hu Chi smiled indifferently, waved his right palm away, and when it was, a red flame stream parted the water waves, surging away, steaming hundreds of water arrows, and he couldn't get close.

"Oh. Pippi Shrimp smiled. "This Ji Lao, you are not the same as the Ji Lao I met before, but your ending will not change, that is, death. Put Dior in front of me, I don't know if I live or die. ”

"Prawn Tyrant!"

Pipi Shrimp roared, his body arched, and a ray of cold light burst out from under the red carapace, piercing through the air, turning into an overlord spear, with a cyan spear, a red tassel, and a gray spear body.

"This gun weighs 1,100 catties, it is the treasure of the town, I settled in this river, became the lord of the river, this gun went naturally, I took it. I named it Prawn Ba. ”

Pipi Shrimp shook the spear and was very satisfied. With a finger of its spear and a brush, a blue-gray cold light shot out steeply, the temperature in a radius of 100 feet dropped, and the river froze.

Hu Chi was also affected, and his Armstrong Boom was embarrassed and hid in the (silenced) hair, which was satisfied. "Pippi shrimp, come on. ”

The sound is like a boiling, the water waves are bursting, and the smoke and rain are scattered. Whew! A serrated flying scythe swirled sharply, and was grabbed by Hu Chi in his hand. "Pippi shrimp, tear it up. Or, if you take the initiative to surrender and become my contract beast, I will not treat you badly. ”

Pipi Shrimp sneered and said nothing, the overlord spear "brushed" and shook off, the clear light rose, and the cold air was born, "The strength can carry the Dingxi." Pipi Shrimp shouted, the shrimp tail slashed down, Peng! The river exploded, "Ji Lao, you want to make the noble me your contract beast, don't even think about it." ”

Riding the water, Pipi Shrimp stabbed Daji Lao Hu Chi with a spear.

Hu Chi knew the idea of Pipi Shrimp, and let out a low snort, and the base qi swayed, dissipating the cold air around him. "No one can refuse my offer and my offer. Pippi Shrimp, pay the price for your choice. ”

Brush!

Hu Chi's figure disappeared, and the water surface rose up.

When there was a loud sound, the flying sickle and the overlord gun collided together, and Pipi Shrimp and Hu Chi also looked at each other at close range for the first time. "What a beautiful old man. Pipi Shrimp's heart moved, and he couldn't help but praise. "The eyebrows are like a crescent moon, the eyes are like water, and Mimi is also spectacular. It's just that the (muffled) hair is messy and needs to be trimmed. ”

Hu Chixin said: "What a prawn, chic, if I can conclude a contract with it, it will also become a good talk in the old world." ”

One person and one shrimp have some meaning to each other, but they are more arrogant and difficult to break.

On the shore, Wei Dian is an outsider, and his clear moves have already seen the undercurrent of Pipi Shrimp and Hu Chiji's feelings, "Hehe, I just don't speak, it's up to you to tear and pretend." Wei Dian was jealous and watched coldly.

"Hu Chi, what are you doing!" Wei Dian suddenly exclaimed. "Don't take the shrimp and give it to the lord. I heard that Uncle Liu Huang got a strange beast, the god horse is abnormal, and its name is chicken, donkey and horse. The lord has not yet contracted the beast, so he must not lag behind people. Pipi shrimp and the main male are a couple. Wei Dian was cold, and clearly wanted to break up Hu Chi and Pipi Shrimp, so he played the banner of Cao Ama and suppressed Hu Chi's arrogance.

At that time, Hu Chi only had Pipi shrimp in his eyes, and where could he hear the displeasure in Wei Dian's words.

Pipi Shrimp was also shaken, and the idea of making a contract with Hu Chi became stronger and stronger.

Wei Dian couldn't stand it anymore, so he summoned two heavy halberds, soared, and escaped steeply. "You shouldn't have brought Hu Equatorial friends here, and Pipi shrimp should be damned. "Wei Dian hated Pipi Shrimp. "My friend, you dare to snatch it too? Wei Dian used the halberd together and smashed it at Pipi Shrimp.

"No!!" Hu Chi said loudly. "Wei Daoyou, don't hurt Pipi Shrimp. ”

Whew, Hu Chi raised his right arm, and the serrated flying sickle blocked the double halberd that Wei Dian smashed down. "Why did Daoyou hurt Pipi Shrimp, look at its innocent little eyes, how cute and kawaii. ”

"Oh my God, that old man actually said that people are so cute. "Pipi Shrimp is happy.

Wei Dian said angrily. There was a problem with that person and that shrimp, there was (silenced) hair, and there was (silenced) love! Unable to help but say, Wei Dian picked up the double halberd again, and smashed it steeply at Pipi Shrimp. "This stupid big one, if you don't blast it into slag, Hu Chi won't give up. Wei Dian was not polite at all.

Pipi Shrimp's small eyes turned, and he looked at Wei Dian coldly, hum, this Ji Lao is so annoying. "I and Hu Chike can develop a friendship that transcends humans and contract beasts, what is he mixed with. I know, he also has a heart for Hu Chi, and I am an obstacle. Pipi Shrimp provoked the "shrimp tyrant", the tip of the gun shook, and a cloud of ice chips exploded, and the chill fell.

Because of Wei Dian's provocation, Pipi Shrimp became angry, and the ice chips that exploded from the tip of its spear were very saying, and they were not ordinary. As long as the shrimp is within a radius of ten zhang, it will be affected by the ice chips, and "strong (silenced) ashes." Listening to Pippi Shrimp laughed.

Boom! Wei Dian was like looking for a giant hammer to strike, and with a stumble, the man planted forward. The heavy halberd in his hand was also thrown out, and what was even more terrifying was that his spiritual platform was shaking, and it was difficult to condense his thoughts. At this moment, there was only one thought hovering over Wei Dian's spiritual platform, and it was-

Unleash his Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon from his pants and use his five or ten fingers to help his little friend spit out the unknown liquid.

"Oh my god!"

Wei Dian exclaimed. After only a few faces, he fell in love with the way of Pipi Shrimp. No wonder others say that staying with Pipi Shrimp is easy to lose one's (silenced) Hua, and then the head is dizzy, the limbs are cold, and they enter the mode of a sage.

Hu Chi carried the flying sickle and aimed at Wei Dian and his little friends. "I'm surprised, fellow Daoist, what are you doing!" Hu Chi said deliberately. "The sky is bright, the sun is in the sky, but you are uninhibited, I can't accept it for a while. ”

Wei Dian is embarrassed, grass, let Pipi Shrimp stop, stop! Oh no, what's going to go out.

The shrimp shook its body, swaying, and the water swirled, and its body became shorter, from head to tail, about the same height as Hu Chi. Pipi Shrimp slapped the water surface with his tail, and the water ripples in a circle, Wei Dianqiang's (silenced) little torch's thoughts became more and more firm, and his eyes were also scattered.

Hu Chi and Pi Pi Shrimp watched from the sidelines, and said a few words from time to time, all of which were inconsequential little things. Life is like this, and there are many trivial things.

During the short chat, Pipi Shrimp and Hu Chi both agreed with each other, and it was imperative to conclude a contract.

There are all kinds of feelings in the world, and the foundation is the most sincere. There is only true love between the man and the man.

"I have a big chirp. ”

"I have it too. ”

Hu Chi and Pipi Shrimp laughed at the same time.

Pity Wei Dian, still there alone. The road is long, and it is still in Lu.

"The hosts. "Pippi Shrimp Road. It had already put away the "shrimp tyrant" spear, its eyes were sincere, and Hu Chi's eyes met.

"Shrimp shrimp. Hu Chi said kindly.

"The hosts. ”

"Shrimp shrimp. ”

One person and one shrimp, they have a basic light in their eyes.

And then there is no then, everything is so natural, there is what should be, there is also what should not be.

When Pipi Shrimp and Hu Chi left for a long time, Wei Dian woke up to the fact that the whole Ji Lao was not good, he was tired and didn't love it, his hands were even more tired, and the man's rolling pin was also injured.

"Pipi shrimp, Hu Chi!"

Wei Dian had no strength to say.

Suddenly fell on the river beach, rested for a while, waited for the recovery of strength, and then went to look for the bad luck of the shrimp.

"You can't rely on you, you have to rely on yourself. Wei Dian said secretly.

"Hu Chi, you are my friend in vain. ”

Wei Dian felt sorry for himself, but Hu Chi was gone, and he couldn't hear what his friends were annoyed about. The local flowers on the side of the road are always better than those at home, and who's to say it's not. Anyway, Wei Dian believed it