Chapter 235: The King of the Box
Love is also empty, hate is also empty, and it is difficult to say goodbye when we meet. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Unscrupulous Tianzun, excellent Tianzun, a pair of base elders, debuted almost at the same time. The time when they broke into the hall is also very similar, one is unscrupulous, and the other is good.
Their names alone do not tell whether they are good or not. However, after experiencing one thing, the excellent Tianzun disappeared, leaving the unscrupulous Tianzun looking for a greasy friend, where are you.
Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerable, Excellent Heavenly Venerable, their reputation in the old world is not very good. There are countless people who hate them, and those who kill them first go forward and follow them. At the time, people were puzzled, but the two Tianzun had a good heart, and knew each other's way of life and the posture that Gao Ji would use.
It came naturally, without any obstacles, the unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun became friends with a good relationship, exchanged the base oil, and occasionally caught a group of fresh meat, regardless of whether they were old or not, as long as their faces were beautiful enough. After the fresh meat was caught, the two Heavenly Venerables were going to hold a group feast that was difficult to describe. The people who went to the banquet were also big guys with heads and faces.
Because they have heads and faces, they don't show their true faces. or go to the banquet in disguise, or dress up as a pseudo-girl, or pretend to be a human demon. In short, others don't recognize them. The gameplay of Unscrupulous Tianzun and Excellent Tianzun is very novel and interesting, so the bosses of Ji quietly joined their team while scolding the two Tianzun for being shameless.
It's the same raccoon dog, and it is no wonder that he doesn't know how to beautify himself. The two Tianzun live very chicly, do not change themselves because of others, and do the purest base elders. Love and hate are clear, send // love anytime and anywhere, regardless of the occasion, do not look at people's faces. Once, the unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun came to the pure land of the old world to "put the lungs in the pavilion" hand in hand, and the pavilion owner was called "Guancangzi" at that time.
The crown cangzi, six feet long, with a white face and beard, gave birth to a pair of fox eyes. Before the two Tianzun came to the "Lung Release" attic, Guancangzi had already received the news. "Worry, why did those two evil stars come to my loft to put their lungs. The Pavilion Master sighed.
A black-clothed deacon stepped forward, whose name was Sebas-chan.
Sebas-chan said, "Pavilion Master, we don't have to do anything. Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerables, excellent Heavenly Venerables, their reputation is wolf, and they have been blacklisted by many Pure Lands of the Elder Realm, and they are not allowed to step into it. But we put the lung attic differently, the pavilion master, as you know, among the many pure lands of the old world, we rank low, and there are even emerging wealthy families, unwilling to the current position, want to replace us, and remove the lung loft. ”
Guan Cangzi said: "Sebas-chan, who made us poor! Look at it, the old people in the attic are all old, and their appearance is not as good as before." Can you still expect them to attract guests? It's difficult, who doesn't like fresh meat, and who rarely likes these middle-aged bacon bases. ”
Guancangzi has a heart, but the reality is very cruel, and he makes this already not tall Ji Lao Ya even shorter.
What can I do, I don't have the money to be a donkey to grind. No matter how proud you are, you will be forced to lose your temper by life, unless you are high to death.
"Open the door, welcome!"
Guancangzi said suddenly.
The black butler Sebastian looked puzzled, Nani, what is the Pavilion Master going to do. Open the door, greet the unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun, they are the demons of the old world.
Guan Cangzi's eyes flashed, "Sebas-chan, didn't you hear what I was saying, open the door and welcome guests." ”
"Ah, yes. "The Black Butler withdrew.
Muttering in his heart, Sebas-chan still respected the pavilion master's orders. Because in addition to the identity of master and servant, he and the pavilion master also have a (silenced) relationship.
By the way, the "acceptance" value of the crown cubeba is relatively high, and the black butler plays the opposite role, and occasionally they will change positions to adjust their boring and monotonous life.
People always have to live, grievance is one thing, as long as you don't die, no matter how difficult it is, you can find a slight excuse to steal // live.
"Poor and unscrupulous. ”
"Ah, the Poor Dao Excellent Heavenly Venerable. I have heard for a long time that the fame of the lungs pavilion is not there, and it has shown the image of the west mountain of the day, and it can be seen today, and the poor road believes it. Unscrupulous Tianzun, you and the poor Dao occasionally pass through this place, the foundation suddenly arises, do not do anything, are you worthy of our base name? ”
The excellent Tianzun was very careful, pointing at the "Pavilion with Lungs", as if he was the Pavilion Master.
Black Butler Sebastian looked confused, and then put on an indifferent face. The heart is Dao, the two faceless old people are here, they are not small, they are not small, I am afraid that they will fall in love with the pavilion of the lungs. But with the two of them, the delusional desire to replace Guancangzi is tantamount to climbing that dangerous mountain, with no way out, and it is difficult to live.
No matter how the lungs and pavilions decline, there is still a foundation, Guan Cangzi is the leader on the bright side, and there is a group of old immortals behind him. Thinking about how to develop their own potential// strength all day long, occasionally complaining about the crown cangzi, why don't they provide them with delicious Ji Lao, they are all men with overdeveloped limbs, and they have no skills, those elderly Ji Lao Yan can like it. But they can't do it, Guancangzi is the most promising base elder in the loft, so he can take it to the table, although he is shorter.
The unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun fought there, and the base qi was like a dragon, and it suddenly exploded, and with a bang, it hit the black butler Sebas sauce. "Poof!" Sebastian spat out thirty pounds of blood, which was nothing because of the thick blood.
"Two guest officers. ”
Another deacon came, wearing an eye patch, and he was also very handsome, and his appearance was very pleasing, and the excellent and unscrupulous Tianzun said separately: "Isn't this fresh meat! ”
Brush, brush. The two Tianzun came to the side of the little fresh meat with the blindfold at the same time, if it weren't for the black butler Sebastian sauce who kept vomiting blood and spoiled the scenery, the unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun would have already done something to the fresh meat.
"Guest!" said the little fresh meat with the eye mask coldly. "The pavilion master is affectionate, don't let the master wait for a long time. ”
"Okay, let's go. "Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerable Dao. He wasn't angry, because the little fresh meat with the blindfold was very much to his liking. "Hmph, when I saw Guancangzi, Poor Dao wanted to ask him for fresh meat for the blindfold, forgive him for not daring to postpone. Poor Dao has a reputation outside, and he is not afraid of anything. Besides, the good friend of the poor road, the excellent Tianzun, is also there, and his mind is similar to the poor road, hahaha, he is worthy of being a good friend of the poor road. "With just one look, the unscrupulous Tianzun knows the intentions of the excellent Tianzun, and they are all old men who have been stinking for thousands of years, and they are afraid of Dan.
Black Butler Sebas-chan was still vomiting blood and vomiting wildly. The eyepatch said worriedly: "Sebas-chan, are you okay? don't vomit, save some blood." There are still a few Bloods waiting to be eaten at home, and you are their food. ”
Unscrupulous Tianzun, excellent Tianzun heart Dao, it turns out that this blindfold is very black. Hehe, there is still a blood clan in the loft of the lungs, and the relationship is good! The blood clan, whether male or female, looks extremely beautiful, and does not like to be active in the daytime. The unscrupulous Tianzun spent a lot of money to buy a man of the blood clan, who was more than three hundred years old, but he could never see it from his appearance alone. That blood clan man is not a base elder, but in the hands of Tianzun, can you still do it?
"There is a blood clan!" Excellent Tianzun also stretched his eyebrows. At the same time, he was worried that his rolling pin would be injured, the teeth of the blood clan were very sharp, and they were all arrogant, how could they calmly hold his Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon for the Good Heavenly Venerable. "According to the means of the poor way, use some strength, and the fresh meat of the blood clan must also be obedient. ”
Unscrupulous Tianzun and Excellent Tianzun laughed, and their steps were faster, leaving the blindfold fresh meat and Sebas sauce behind them.
"Two stupid creatures, too, want to eat a little fresh meat like me. "The blindfold is // too sneered. "Sebas-chan, they have ulterior motives for me, you don't react except vomiting blood. I'm so sad, don't I deserve anything in your heart?"
Sebastian vomited hundreds of catties of blood, and the person lost a lot of weight, and said with a smile: "Young master, you know, I am the only one in my heart." ”
"But you and the pavilion master have a (silenced) relationship!" "The blindfold of fresh meat did not give up, and hummed.
"Young master, that's not (silenced) love, it's innocent **** love. Where is it worthy of the friendship between you and me, I can't wait to hold you in the palm of my hand, or to eat you now. The Black Butler smiled evilly. His gloves were flat and had no wrinkles.
Sebas-chan held the small face of fresh meat with an eye patch with her big gloved hands, and her gaze was sometimes gentle, sometimes cold.
Blindfold Fresh Meat snorted, don't look over. "Sebas-chan, pay attention to the occasion. ”
"Yes, young master. The black butler said.
The two quickly separated, keeping up with the unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun.
Guancangzi stood on the high stairs, looking down at the two old Heavenly Venerables. "Distinguished guests come, and the cold place is shining. Ben Ji Xi is the owner of the pavilion that puts the lungs in the attic, and he should welcome distinguished guests from afar, but there are too many things, and he lacks skills, and he still looks at Haihan. ”
"Pavilion Master, you're welcome. There are a lot of poor adults, and they don't have the same knowledge as you. Forgive me. Unscrupulous Tianzun smiled.
Fog grass!The face of the crown litagons was dark, and the rotation was normal. The skin is thick enough, and the crown cangzi is considered to be a long insight.
"Guancangzi, I heard that there is a blood clan in the loft of the lungs, and I don't call it out, let the poor Dao and my Taoist friends watch, that's all you can do for the poor Dao, and the poor Dao will not be remembered. You don't want to have any psychological burden. Excellent Tianzun said solemnly.
Hold the sun! Guancangzi's body trembled, superb! The two old Dao chiefs are superb, don't be Lian. What is not to have a psychological burden, I am the owner of the loft with lungs, okay. Guan Cangzi readjusted his mood and smiled a little ugly, "Unscrupulous Tianzun, excellent Tianzun, Ming people don't say dark words, make a deal." Guancangzi didn't turn around, and said directly.
The unscrupulous Tianzun swept away the dust, and the bright light suddenly opened, shining through a thousand feet of radius. Stone tables and stone piers fell from the sky and lined up. Without waiting for the invitation of the crown cangzi, the two Tianzun sat down on their own.
"Guancanzi, please be seated. "Excellent Tianzun Dao.
“――”
Greetings to your grandfather. Guancangzi said in his heart. If you can, the pavilion master who put the lungs in the attic would like to send two Tianzun.
The wind swept quickly, and the crown cangzi flew to the stone table and sat on the main seat. The unscrupulous Tianzun and the excellent Tianzun looked at the crown of Cangzi at the same time, "Little man." ”
"Little man. ”
"What do you want to do with Poor Dao?"
"There is a big trumpet in the poor road, do you want to pick it up?"
The two old men of heaven will not give Guancangzi a chance to speak.
Syllable!
Guancangzi slapped his palm on the stone table, and when he landed, the cracks on the table stretched out in all directions, reaching the corner of the table, but it burst open without cracking.
"Tianzun, I'm not afraid of you. Why tease // tease me. With a bang, Guancanzi pulled out the long sword he was wearing, and slashed at the stone table, Kerala, and the stone table scattered like sawdust. But there was no smoke at all.
"Guancangzi, you have to face up to your own shortcomings. Poor Dao said to listen to you, you don't like to listen, do you blame Poor Dao?" said the unscrupulous Tianzun.
"Guancangzi, show enough sincerity, otherwise don't talk about it. Until then, let's talk about the blood clan sacrifice, and the poor Dao and Daoist friends are satisfied, and we will talk about it again. "Excellent Tianzun is not afraid of the crown cangzi, the people who are worried are the group of old things behind the pavilion master, they are not dead, and the attic is still their world. As for the crown cangzi, hmph, the puppet on the stage may have its own will, but in front of those old things, it is like a grasshopper shaking a tree and killing itself.
Brush. Guancangzi's long sword shook, and the pile of debris on the ground burst into the sky, about dozens of zhang high, in the air, they formed again, returned to the form of a stone table, slammed, and fell heavily, and the original position was the same.
Only then did Guancanzi sit down. Gong, the sword is unsheathed. "The unscrupulous and excellent two Tianzun, I really don't hide from each other, and I have a dispute with a few big factions in the attic, and their heads don't understand people's feelings, so they have to let me serve // sleep and offer their own (silenced) flowers. ”
After a pause, Guan Cangzi said again: "They also said that little man, you can refuse the kindness of our leaders, and you will bear the consequences." ”
Unscrupulous Tianzun said: "Guancangzi, what's the use of you talking to Poor Dao about this, Poor Dao is a good person, and he doesn't compare with others." ”
Excellent Tianzun said: "Well, poor Dao is also a good person, you look at the sincere eyes of poor Dao." ”
The two Heavenly Venerables looked at the sky and ignored the crown cangzi.
Grass!" said the crown cangzi. The two scumbags don't promise if they don't see the benefits, and even if they give them sweetness, they won't necessarily help me. Forget it, take those blood clans out and give them to the thief. Guancangzi has made up his mind, pop, snap. He clapped his hands twice, and the waiter stepped back.
Soon the attendants returned, but they had many chains in their hands, and at the other end of the chains were sixteen handsome men of the blood clan, whose sea of life was frozen, and their hands and feet were shackled, and they could only crawl on the ground.
Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerable and Excellent Heavenly Venerable said in unison: "Blood Clan Fresh Meat!"
"You can't be wrong, they're Bloodline. The experienced Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerable smiled.
"Unscrupulous Tianzun said they were a blood clan, and they were. "Excellent Tianzun Dao.
"Two Heavenly Venerables, they are your people. Listen to it. Guancangzi smiled.
"But be careful not to hurt your Armstrong Boomerang, or if it breaks, it won't be able to catch it. Guancangzi pretended to remind. In my heart, I said, it's best to break it, and be too // prisoner!
"Guancangzi, those sects that don't have long eyes are in trouble with you. "Unscrupulous Tianzun is just the way. He was satisfied with the Bloods on the ground.
"Huh. Guancanzi pointed to the sky, then to the locust tree, and finally to the stone.
"The Sky Eagle faction, the scolding Sang faction, Stone Town. Excellent Tianzun frowned. "Guancangzi, they are not an ordinary sect. ”
"Of course I do. Behind them there is the power of the Pure Land elsewhere. Guancanzi said. "No matter how depressed the lungs are, the attic is also one of the old pure lands. He added.
"Think big. Lycium. "Unscrupulous Heavenly Venerable Dao. "Present your (silenced) flowers to the heads of the three sects, big things are small, small things are small, everyone is harmonious, don't tear the comparison. ”
“――”
Guan Cangzi didn't say a word, and looked directly at the unscrupulous Tianzun, who was a little weak-hearted and avoided Guan Cangzi's gaze.
"It's hard to say, it's easy to say. "Excellent Tianzun Dao.
"Oh. ”
Guancanzi smiled.