Chapter 40 What did Xiahoudun call Zhou Yu?
After grinding in the PC bureau until midnight, Li Zhiwen and the others returned home. On the way, Liang Xiaomei still couldn't understand why she had to arrest them to the police station to make a record after watching a cartoon. Ask Wei Ming, Wei Ming was originally an extremely big-faced person, but this time he was blushing and thick-necked, which is not the reason. Li Zhiwen secretly sneered on the side, and scolded in his heart: "You deserve it." ”
After this turmoil passed, Wei Ming stopped a lot, exercising every day, taking care of Liang Xiaomei and Li Zhiwen, but also peaceful, and in a blink of an eye, it was the day when Liang's mother was about to be discharged from the hospital, which was the last day for Wei Ming to take care of.
That night, at the dinner table, Wei Ming said that at this time, Liang Xiaomei was a little reluctant to let Wei Ming go, after all, Wei Ming did not restrain Liang Xiaomei very much, as long as Liang Xiaomei's life was not in danger, Wei Ming would complete the task, after all, Liang Xiaomei was someone else's child, and he couldn't say it.
Liang Xiaomei asked, "Brother Wei, can you take care of us for a few days, I haven't played with you enough." ”
Wei Ming couldn't see Liang Xiaomei's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Do you have any homework that you haven't finished yet, and you're afraid that your mother will come back and scold you?" ”
Liang Xiaomei retorted with some weakness: "What's the matter, I've been working hard to do my homework these days, don't believe you ask Dahua?" ”
Li Zhiwen, who was putting his head into the bowl to eat, couldn't help but pause when he heard this, and said in his heart: "What does it have to do with me whether I write homework or not?" In spite of. Immediately, he ignored Liang Xiaomei, and then stuck his head in the rice bowl.
Liang Xiaomei was a little deflated, Dahua was really a bad guy, and she didn't even help me say a word. Liang Xiaomei pouted, and Wei Ming laughed on the side.
Liang Xiaomei's eyes rolled, she suddenly thought of something, and said to Wei Ming: "Brother Wei, I have a question, if you can't answer it, you will take care of me for a few days, if you can't answer it, how about I let you go?" ”
Wei Ming thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, no problem, if I can't answer, it's not without a problem for me to let you go to my house for a few days, you can ask the question." Wei Ming really thought in his heart: "A little girl, what questions can be made, I will answer them for you in minutes." ”
Liang Xiaomei smiled, realized that her treacherous plan had succeeded, and said: "During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a person named Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, and a wife named Xiao Qiao. Xiao Qiao has an older sister named Da Qiao, and Da Qiao is married to Sun Ce. Sun Ce has another sister named Sun Shangxiang, and Sun Shangxiang is married to Liu Bei. Liu Bei has a son named Liu Chan, and Liu Chan's mother is called Empress Zhang. Empress Zhang's mother is called Xiahou Juan, and Xiahou Juan's father is called Xiahou Yuan. Xiahou Yuan has an elder brother named Xiahoudun. So what is Xiahoudun's name Zhou Yu? ”
Liang Xiaomei chattered a lot, not only Wei Ming's head was confused, but even Li Zhiwen was already confused. Listening to what Liang Xiaomei said, what is Big Qiao, Xiao Qiao's, and then what is Xiahou, a monkey squatting on the bridge?
Wei Ming frowned, thought about it in his heart, didn't figure it out, and then began to deliberate again, but the relationship between the characters was too complicated and chaotic, and before he could think about it, he had already forgotten about it, Wei Ming asked, "Is this ...... Is this your high school Chinese topic? ”
Liang Xiaomei shook her head and didn't answer, but she was already quite proud when she looked at it. This is a brain teaser sent by their classmates, and no one has guessed the answer until now, Liang Xiaomei doesn't think that this stupid and stupid second brother Wei can answer.
Wei Ming asked again: "What kind of mess is this, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, Lao Tzu is an overpass, you are talking about the topic again." ”
Liang Xiaomei laughed and said, "Brother Wei's topic has been finished, you can't play tricks." I can't tell you again. ”
Wei Ming thought about the cold sweat on his forehead, if he couldn't answer the question, it would be difficult to let Liang Xiaomei live in his own house, after all, Liang Xiaomei was still a yellow flower girl, and Liang's father was conservative, if Wei Ming said this request, he would wait for Liang's father to kick him, but this obviously couldn't be answered. Wei Ming muttered in his mouth: "If you want me to say that Liu Bei is a calf, isn't he a mortal enemy with Sun Ce, what kind of Sun Shangxiang to marry." ”
Liang Xiaomei pouted and said: "Brother Wei, don't care why Liu Bei took Sun Shangxiang, this is a historical question, can you answer it, the countdown will start now...... Five...... Four ......"
Wei Ming set his eyes on Li Zhiwen, ready to ask for help, Li Zhiwen hurriedly turned his head as if he didn't see it, and began to disdain in his heart: "You stupid fork, you have to agree to play with Liang Xiaomei to answer the question, how about it, now Shabi." I'm a cat, and even if I know how I can tell you, I don't know. ”
Li Zhiwen has no interest in this kind of question at all, when he was a student, he was not very good at studying, and the most headache was answering questions. Xiahou likes to call Zhou Yu whatever he wants, he can call it whatever he wants, anyway, it has nothing to do with him.
Wei Ming saw Li Zhiwen turn his head, ignore himself, and scolded wildly in his heart: "You cheap cat, I can't find you when I get to the real chapter, really, I don't know what's wrong with the current society, children and cats are all monkey spirits, which is like when we were children, it is really not simple at all." ”
Wei Ming began to think wildly in his heart, at this moment, Liang Xiaomei had already read the last number. "One ......" Liang Xiaomei's face got carried away, and she was about to laugh out loud, suddenly, Wei Ming's mind flashed, and then she thought of something, and hurriedly shouted: "Wait, I haven't lost yet, I know ......"
"What?" Liang Xiaomei was shocked, just this question, bothering herself that she couldn't sleep today, Brother Wei thought of it like this?
Even Li Zhiwen was curious, and leaned his head over, he also wanted to know what answer he could come up with with Wei Ming's tofu scum head.
Wei Ming said word by word: "Xiahoudun asked Zhou Yu to go to the middle road." ”
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"Hahaha." This time it was Wei Ming's turn to laugh unscrupulously, he really admired his intelligence, how could he think of Xiahoudun asking Zhou Yu to go to the middle of the road.
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"Xiahoudun told Zhou Yu to go to the middle road, what the hell is this?" Li Zhiwen pursed his lips and looked at Wei Ming, who was holding his stomach and laughing, as if he had seen a fool.
Liang Xiaomei was also unconvinced, pouted, and said: "Brother Wei, you are cheating, it doesn't count at all, I asked you what Xiahoudun called Zhou Yu, I didn't ask you about the game, you don't count with you." ”
Wei Ming began to play tricks and said: "Little sister, is this a good way for you to cheat, you only asked what it was called, you didn't say what it was called, not to mention that Xiahoudun asked Zhou Yu to go to the middle of the road, is there something wrong?" ”
Liang Xiaomei thought about it, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong. A mage is naturally a mid-laner, and he can't go up and down to grab the economy. Gee, what am I thinking. Liang Xiaomei still argued with Wei Ming relentlessly, but Wei Ming's ability to play tricks was absolutely unique, and Liang Xiaomei was speechless in the end.
Li Zhiwen shook his head secretly: "Child, you are still young, you can't see the sinister world clearly, I wish you good luck tomorrow." ”
The next day, Liang's mother was discharged from the hospital, and it was Wei Ming who drove the car to bring Liang's father back. Wei Ming struggled to carry Liang's mother upstairs, but Liang's father refused. Liang's father is such a weak scholar, and he climbed upstairs with a little difficulty carrying Liang's mother.
Liang's mother is still pale, but her condition is obviously much better, Liang's mother can't walk now, and she can't move vigorously, for fear of pulling the wound and entering the hospital for the second time. Liang's father carefully put Liang's mother on the bed, she was already tired and panting, and sweat beads flowed down her cheeks, but Liang's father and Ben didn't pay attention, but carefully covered Liang's mother with the quilt, and asked whether she drank water, whether she was hungry, these trivial questions.
Usually Liang's father doesn't pay attention to the family affairs at all, because Liang's mother alone can only handle the family affairs in an orderly manner. And at this moment, Liang's father is taking care of Liang's mother as if he is taking care of a child.
Wei Ming stood at the door, couldn't help but froze, and said in his heart that this is the power of love. And Li Zhiwen has never seen Liang's father so anxious, it seems that this incident really frightened Liang's father, Liang's father and Liang's mother used to be very affectionate, but this time, Li Zhiwen obviously felt mixed with a few different smells.
"Maybe only love that has experienced life and death can be regarded as true love." Li Zhiwen thought secretly in his heart.
Liang's mother was a little annoyed by Liang's father's question, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "I have nothing to do, I have something to do, I'll call you again, I'll sleep for a while now." ”
"Okay, oops, don't take your arm out, put it in the quilt." Liang's father grabbed Liang's mother's hand again and stuffed it into the quilt, Liang's mother had no choice but to let Liang's father tidy up everything, and Liang's father closed the bedroom door and came out.
Dad Liang looked at Wei Ming, who was a little stunned, and said with a smile: "Let you see the smile, Xiao Wei, people are old, when you reach our age, you will know how important your wife is, your wife, your wife, you will have a companion when you are old." ”
Wei Ming nodded, but he didn't say anything. Dad Liang and Wei Ming talked about the past few days, and were chatting casually, when suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Boss Wang came in with a bouquet of flowers and gifts.
Dad Liang greeted warmly: "Oh, Boss Wang will come here, why are you carrying these things?" ”
Boss Wang said with a smile: "Recently, I have been busy with things in the pet store, and I don't have the time to go to the hospital, but today I heard that my sister-in-law was discharged from the hospital." I just happened to have nothing to come over to visit, my sister-in-law is fine, right? ”
Dad Liang nodded, and said with some palpitations: "It's okay, it's okay, it's lucky." ”
Boss Wang said: "Really, this robber." After talking for a while, Boss Wang changed the conversation and said, "Today, I happen to have another matter." It's the advertising video of the big flower that came out, the fire, this is the promotional photo, you take a look. ”