Chapter Thirty-Eight: When the Square Sect Meets the Tai Chi Sect

Looking at Li Zhiwen, who was shaking his head closely, Dad Liang was stunned for a moment, he was very annoyed now, and it was difficult to find time to take care of Li Zhiwen, at the moment, he couldn't help but say in an aggravated tone: "Don't you like Xiao Li?" Then do you want Xiao Wei to take care of you? ”

Liang's father pointed at Wei Ming, Li Zhiwen looked up at Wei Ming, and was also stunned, and secretly speculated in his heart: "Let him take care of himself?" He seems to be more inaccurate than Xiao Li, let him take care of it, he still doesn't know how to mess around? Li Zhiwen was helpless, and before Li Zhiwen could speak, Liang's father thought that Li Zhiwen agreed, so he immediately said: "Then let's do it, let Wei Ming come over tomorrow to take care of you, just like you, you still pick and choose, do you think Xiao Li is willing to take care of you." ”

Li Zhiwen really wanted to cry without tears in his heart, and said in his heart: "I don't agree, I think Xiao Li is also very good." ”

Xiao Li smiled awkwardly on the side and said, "Since Dahua likes it, I'll leave tomorrow, so I can prepare my thesis with peace of mind." Having said that, I couldn't help but feel a trace of pantothenic acid in my heart, and secretly said in my heart: "Oh my God, what's wrong with me, am I actually eating a cat's vinegar?" ”

At this moment, Wei Ming just reacted, and said in his heart that he was originally very good to be a jobless vagrant, but how could he still get into such a mess in the end. As soon as Wei Ming wanted to refuse, he saw Liang's father's eyes narrow, and said gradually: "Xiao Wei, aren't you busy these days, you see this mess in my house, why don't you help take care of it for a few days?" I tell you that neighbors should help each other. ”

Wei Ming wanted to refuse to say that he would go on a blind date tomorrow, but Liang's father blocked the conversation on the spot, so Wei Ming had to grit his teeth, nodded and said, "It's okay, Professor Liang, just leave it to me if there's anything." ”

"I'll leave it to you." Li Zhiwen shook his head helplessly, thinking that it would be like this, resigned to fate.

The next day, Xiao Li went out early to buy breakfast for Li Zhiwen, who was still sleeping, and after packing up his things and leaving. After Li Zhiwen listened to the sound of the door closing, he was about to fall asleep in a daze, and was woken up by the sound of the door opening.

Li Zhiwen couldn't help but feel a little crazy in his heart, and said in his heart: "What's the matter? Dropped something? How do you get it back? Before Li Zhiwen looked up, he saw that Wei Ming had already rushed up, grabbed Li Zhiwen's back, lifted him up, and pouted and scolded: "There is no sense of security, bad reviews." ”

Li Zhiwen was caught by Wei Ming like this at this moment, and gradually came to his senses, the boss with open eyes looked at Wei Ming, and scolded in his heart: "Is this kid crazy, dare to arrest me?" What security awareness do I need in my own home? I think you're deliberately finding fault. ”

Li Zhiwen began to brew, and at this moment, Wei Ming smiled: "I know you can understand me, how about it?" Have you rested, give me a morning exercise? ”

"Morning exercise, your mother." Li Zhiwen was furious in his heart, it had already been brewed at the moment, and then the water gun squirted out, smacking Wei Ming's face.

"I'm grass." Wei Ming exclaimed, a stream of heat on his intuitive face dripped down his cheeks, and he hurriedly put Li Zhiwen down, so frightened that he hurriedly wiped it with his hands, and smelled a breath of urine on his nose, which made people feel nauseous.

Wei Ming retched a few times, looking at the beautiful Li Zhiwen who was lying on the cat bed, and his heart was even more angry. "Could it be that the cat is my natural nemesis, this cat caused me to lose my girlfriend, and now it is starting to pee on me again, it is really too deceitful."

Wei Ming scolded wildly in his heart, and saw Li Zhiwen sleeping in the cat's bed again, ignoring himself. At that moment, he took out the dog chain that had been prepared long ago and slowly approached Li Zhiwen. By the time Li Zhiwen reacted, it was too late, and the dog chain was directly put on Li Zhiwen's neck. Li Zhiwen exclaimed, and said secretly in his heart: "What is this, what is he going to do?" ”

Wei Ming looked at Li Zhiwen angrily, and yelled at Li Zhiwen: "I'm very angry today, you lazy cat, are you just content with the status quo and live your life like this, do you know that now that a fat man has come to the door, you are very dangerous now?" The way you are now, do you have the ability to protect yourself? ”

Li Zhiwen was stunned, and said in his heart: "It seems to be very reasonable, I can't refute it." I'm still too weak. Li Zhiwen was thinking nonsense, and Wei Ming continued: "I know you can understand my words, don't try to pretend to be stupid, since you are a cat, you should do bigger things." ”

"Something bigger? What's up? Murder and arson? Li Zhiwen thought nonsense again.

At this time, Wei Ming continued: "I know you are powerful, but you are not a little bit different from my master's black cat, if it has wings, it can fly, although we can't catch up with it, but at least you have to have a strong body." I'm going to force you to do it for a week, and after a week if you feel like you've changed, it's up to you to decide whether to do it or not. Now let's go for a run. ”

After Wei Ming finished speaking, he pulled the chain, followed by Li Zhiwen, who looked reluctant, and began to march towards the school playground.

Li Zhiwen hooked the chain and said in his heart: "Can you not treat me as a dog." But Wei Ming ignored it, and when he went out, he began to run in front as if he was having fun. Li Zhiwen behind him was pulled by a heel, and he couldn't help but run along.

In this way, a very strange combination appeared, a dick full of urine smell, pulling a dog chain, but walking behind him was not a dog, but a cat.

Seeing this, a girl who went to buy breakfast couldn't help but be surprised and followed her companion and said, "Look at this person walking the cat, that cat looks so handsome when running!" ”

"Handsome? Lao Tzu is going to die of exhaustion. Li Zhiwen gritted his teeth in the back and insisted, because as soon as he stopped, the dog chain dragged him like a dog, so that he had to run.

The companion's nose wrinkled, and he quickly pulled the girl aside, pinched her nose, frowned, and said, "Don't look at it, that person stinks to death, it's really enough." ”

Li Zhiwen was helpless, and said in his heart: "Wei Ming, this guy is really lazy, can't he wash and come out again, it's a shame to run with you." However, Li Zhiwen couldn't help but admire Wei Ming's thick skin, just the way the people on the street pointed at him, he didn't seem to see it, and still walked forward quickly.

When he got to school, Wei Ming stopped. Li Zhiwen lay on the ground, panting, although he only ran such a distance, Li Zhiwen still felt uncomfortable in his chest, really, he didn't know how long he hadn't done such intense exercise.

Wei Ming's forehead also began to bubble hot, and he gasped, "How is it?" Do you feel that you can't do it anymore? Really, you lazy cat, you can't bounce, you can't run, you can't do anything, what else do you say? ”

Li Zhiwen meowed angrily, then pouted, ignoring Wei Ming. At this moment, Wei Ming suddenly pulled up Li Zhiwen and shouted, "Don't be lazy, let's jog a few laps, keep up." ”

Wei Ming pulled the dog chain, and Li Zhiwen, who was pulling, stumbled several times in a row, and then followed, with his mouth wide open and panting. Even if it's jogging, Li Zhiwen doesn't want to run. Wei Ming's pace began to slow down, Li Zhiwen still gritted his teeth and persisted, he didn't stop at all, and said ruthlessly in his heart: "For the sake of your cat's life, in order to go farther away, if you want to become stronger, you have to persevere." ”

Well, at this moment, the old people in the community have already gotten up and started walking. The old man feels less, and the playground during this time period is the world of square dancing for uncles and aunts.

Li Zhiwen first passed by a group of uncles and aunts dancing square dances, and the aunts were so surprised that they almost didn't throw off their fans. The old lady has been dancing in this playground for so many years, and she has not seen the cat get up so early, and she still runs to the playground for morning exercises. Li Zhiwen glanced at the old lady, and said secretly in his heart: "I look like I haven't seen the world." ”

At this time, the leading aunt also shouted: "Okay, okay, don't look at it, haven't you seen the cat practice in the morning?" The leading aunt thought for a while and felt that there was something wrong with what she said, and she seemed to have seen the cat exercise for the first time.

I didn't run far away, here is the place where Uncle Sun and a group of uncles and aunts practice Tai Chi sword, it can be called Tai Chi faction, recently Tai Chi faction put the song of overcoming rigidity with softness and square faction's "The Most Stringy National Style" is obviously incompatible, many masters have practiced Tai Chi sword into a "six-vein sword", so the contradiction between the two sides began.

After dividing the boundary, the two sides fought separately, and finally found their own girls and sons to solve the problem, and the children unanimously decided that it would be best to exercise without a sound in the morning, so that all the problems were solved.

Although the problem has been solved, the rift between the Tai Chi faction and the square faction has been unhealed by drinking Yunnan Baiyao. Everyone is not convinced, although Uncle Sun doesn't bring a stereo, but he brought Heiba over, this guy is commonly known as the "little subwoofer" in the community. Every day, I sang "Men should be self-reliant" as the opening song of Tai Chi, and I couldn't send the square up, and I heard that there were a few old ladies who had a heart attack on the spot.

Although you are not allowed to bring stereos, you can't let people not bring starlings, and you can't let starlings stop talking, so the square party has been lowered. Recently, the Square faction has been thinking about bringing the greenery over, so that the problem will be solved.

At this moment, Li Zhiwen ran past this Uncle Sun, who was busy practicing his sword and didn't pay attention to his feet, this is Hei Ba suddenly stopped singing and shouted: "The gelding cat is coming, the gelding cat is coming." ”

Li Zhiwen was furious in his heart, but he didn't have time to pay attention to Heiba, and he had to save his strength to run. Uncle Sun was stunned for a moment, and said nonsense, now all the cats in the community are sleeping, and the earliest ones have to get up at nine o'clock. When he saw Li Zhiwen grinning and running, he couldn't help but be stunned, and rubbed his eyes vigorously, yes, it's true, Dahua has practiced in the morning?

Many old men were stunned, but the Tai Chi sword in his hand was not stunned, so he listened to the "whoosh", and several Tai Chi swords flew into the sky.