One hundred and eighty-seven losses

One hundred and eighty-seven

It is said that Seremban Entertainment is going to invest in a blockbuster movie. Directed by Qiu Jinyi, Feng Xia is the heroine of the inner decision, and Cheng Song, who has just gone to Furong Entertainment, may play the male lead.

It's no wonder that Feng Xia is so arrogant and arrogant: "It is said that you are now trying your best to praise a little white face, male directors praise actresses, female directors praise handsome guys, and some women are not even directors, so they want to praise men, and they can't do anything." ”

She didn't mention my name, she didn't look at me and said that I didn't want to deal with her, and what happened at the Fleur Club made me feel guilty about her all the time, so I didn't speak. Ignorance is also an attitude.

Cheng Song hurriedly said: "Feng Xia, you see that foreign woman over there is the foreign actor that Director Qiu wants to use. ”

I knew that Cheng Song was afraid that I would be ugly, and wanted to help me divert Feng Xia's attention and prevent her from saying anything excessive. But Lin Qifeng is not a good man, and said with a smile: "Miss Feng's words are very insightful, it is said that you will participate in the film of the female number one in this film festival, and you are now also a female star who is popular with half the sky, I don't know which male director picked you up?" ”

Lin Qifeng seemed to praise Feng Xia at first, but in the second half of the sentence, he returned all the words that Feng Xia had just said to her. Of course, Feng Xia couldn't stand it. immediately blushed angrily and shouted: "The surname is Lin, you are a dog and a man, what are you, but you are a dog on a cold night in the party!" ”

"What about you? used to be a dog on a cold night in the party, but later the seller followed Rong Guilong, Rong Guilong threw you to hell, whose dog are you now? "Lin Qifeng's mouth will not suffer.

If it weren't for holding Cheng Song's arm tightly, Feng Xia would probably be paralyzed on the spot.

I hurriedly stopped: "Okay, what kind of occasion is this?" Are you so bickering, aren't you afraid of being photographed by reporters? ”

Feng Xia still wanted to maintain her star image, suppressed her anger, and squeezed out a smile: "Xue Zhixue, mixed in the entertainment industry, what kind of ability can you just rely on smearing two strokes and getting a little cheap on your mouth?" Making a good movie is the winner, and if you have the ability to come up with something, needless to say, you can ......win the Oscar, and even if you can stand the Golden Cat Award at the Haidu Film Festival, you can stand it."

Cheng Song didn't let Feng Xia continue, and pulled her to leave in a hurry, but I could still hear Feng Xia saying as she walked: "A hillbilly, he still wants to hold a man, and he doesn't weigh himself......"

I pursed my lips and lowered my head, seeing Lin Qifeng's clenched fists bursting out. I lowered my hand to pull his hand, and he released his fist to take my hand. I shook my head at him, his puzzled gaze asked, and I smiled and nodded. Without explanation, go inside.

The guide looked at the color of the ticket and guided us into the theater.

A few minutes before the opening ceremony, the atmosphere was suddenly serious, and then I saw politicians start to enter the venue, including dignitaries from the Haidu Municipal Government and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television.

I'm in a bit of a remote position, and I can't answer these dignitaries, so I can just wander quietly.

Towards the end of the opening ceremony, a person came to me and bent down and said, "Mr. Xue, can you move the car for a while." ”

The person who came was full of officialdom, and I knew that I couldn't refuse, so I stood up and walked with him. He led me to the VIP table and invited me to sit next to a female official. Seriously, I don't know who she is.

She smiled kindly and introduced herself to me, a key member of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television.

"I've heard that your makeup skills are amazing, I'd love to see it, I wonder if you'd like to?"

I don't want to, I have to be willing, because we Han Lexiang still have to mix in the Chinese film industry.

"You've won the prize, I just know a little bit about makeup, if you're interested. I'm willing to help. I replied with a smile on my face.

"Do you have time tomorrow morning?"

Of course she has, and if she doesn't, she has to squeeze her. She asked me to go to her hotel in the morning.

I got home late at night, and as soon as I got out of the car, I saw a figure running by. I haven't seen it clearly, Lin Qifeng is already out of breath with laughter.

I saw Hou Yujian drenched all over, wearing shoes on one foot and a sock on the other, a white shirt sticking to his body, covered with mud, and his face was also filthy.

I couldn't help but laugh.

Lin Qifeng said: "...... Haha, Hou Yujian, what are you doing in the middle of the night? Do you want to do a cool look for us? It's not so masochistic, is it? ”

Hou Yujian said angrily: "What am I doing here?" Ask your family name Xue! ”

I pretended to be innocent and said, "How do I know why you did this?" I just came back from the film festival, and tonight, in order to attract people's attention, the female stars are going to pass less and less, do you want to use this look to attract people's attention? ”

Hou Yujian said angrily: "Xue Zhixue, you are too yin! The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, it's too cruel to you, I poured mold into your hands for eight lifetimes, I ......"

Lin Qifeng said with a smile: "Ah Jian, don't be too excited, the fire hurts your liver, go into the room to speak." ”

He opened the door, and Hou Yujian rushed in and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Lin Yushi, who heard the noise, came down from upstairs and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Lin Qifeng said: "I really don't know, you go find a few clothes for your partner to wear first, and we will listen to the show in a while." ”

Lin Yushi took clothes for Hou Yujian, and I went to take a shower and change into home clothes, when I came out. Hou Yujian also happened to come out of the bathroom downstairs in Lin Yushi's clothes.

As soon as he saw me, he shouted with red eyes: "Xue Zhixue, you must compensate me!" ”

I spread my hands: "Why? ”

He walked over to me excitedly, but was pulled by Lin Qifeng and pressed on the sofa, and said, "Brother, don't be so excited, dissipate your anger, tell me, what's going on?" ”

Hou Yujian said to Lin Qifeng: "Brother Lin, I treat you as a brother, I advise you, this woman must not be wanted, if you really marry her, you don't know how you will die in the future, she may put arsenic in your bowl that day." ”

"Get out!" I scolded, "Hou Yujian, you have your own luck, you can't rely on good people." ”

He sneered: "Xue Zhixue, are you a good person? I'm afraid even Hitler is a good man, I don't talk to you. Brother Lin, you have to call the shots for your little brother. ”

Lin Qifeng took out the posture of the eldest brother and said, "Speak slowly, be detailed." "He just wanted to hear the jokes.

"I went to the casino yesterday to gamble and met seven beautiful girls who were playing cards with me. As a result, they teamed up to win all the money on me, even snatched my wallet, and then dragged me around, drunk me, and took away all the keys to my house and car. They tricked me into going to the northern suburbs park, drove a boat to the middle of the lake and pushed me into the lake, laughed at me, and didn't save me. If I'm not drunk, I'll be fine swimming to the lake. But they poured so much wine, and they didn't listen to the call, and struggled in the lake for a long time before they climbed up, and the girls had already run away in my car. ”

A few of us couldn't stop laughing, and Hou Yujian puffed out his cheeks and got angry.

Lin Qifeng said: "Ah Jian, this is a grievance Xiaoxue, if it weren't for your love of sticky flowers and sticky grass, how could those women find you?" ”

"Don't blame her? When I was in the lake, I heard one of the girls say, what if he drowned? Teacher Xue wants us to stop in moderation. The other said it was okay, and Mr. Xue said that he was so good that he couldn't die. Then they left me and left. ”

Those seven girls were found by me from the Performance Department of Han Lexiang University, just to clean up Hou Yujian fiercely. In his last life, he was a class teacher, and he took over a high school class, one of the boys was particularly mischievous, and his junior high school homeroom teacher told me that this guy was simply invulnerable, and the class teacher and teachers were worried about the three years of junior high school, he had taught for 20 years, and he had never taken over such a tricky student, and he couldn't be expelled.

On the first day of class, this kid made a female classroom teacher cry, kicked a ball in the classroom, and broke a few pieces of glass.

After a week of observation and running-in, I began to play tricks on him. arranged him in a group of girls, at the same table was a beautiful fragile girl with a crying nose, and at the back table was a brutal girl with the same background as him. If he is not careful, the girls at the same table will cry non-stop, making this guy scratch his head and scratch his head, and there is nothing he can do, and if he is not careful, the fists of the girls at the back table will fly, and if he is not careful, the girls around him will attack him together. Although this boy is mischievous, he is seriously machismo. Never fight with girls. Within a month, the kid obediently raised his hand and surrendered to me.

"Okay, Hou Yujian, today you came to me Xingshi to ask about the crime, right? I'll also tell you, this bad move is my one, if you don't want to be honest, there will be more bad moves waiting for you tomorrow. I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, envelope, you can also send guests to rest. With that, I got up and went upstairs.

"Xue Zhixue, you give me back my things first!" Hou Yujian shouted.

"I've told the girls that what they loot from you counts as their gratuity, and if you don't come back, you can figure it out yourself. In addition, I will wait for tomorrow to pick you up, and let you rest for the night tonight. "I went upstairs.

Hearing Hou Yu's arrow, he jumped angrily, but Lin Qifeng said, "Ah Jian, let's go, go back to sleep." ”

Hou Yujian said: "The key to my house was also snatched away by those girls, where should I go back?" ”

"Then my brother can't help me, Xiaoxue asked me to send you off, and I have to send you away."

The next morning, I returned to the office after applying makeup to the female official, and Dang Hanye, who had just returned from the exterior of the ancient city, informed me to go to his office.

He smiled and asked me to sit on the chair across from his desk and said, "Xiaoxue, just now I received a call from the Haidu Detention Center, saying that a person who looks like Ah Jian and also calls himself Hou Yujian was wandering on the street last night, disrupting the peace, and was dragged back by them to be forcibly contained. They asked if it was really Hou Yujian of our company. Xiaoxue, you check, Ah Jian is not in the company. ”

I smiled and said, "Mr. Han, don't check, that person is Hou Yujian." ”

"Oh, how did he end up in a hospice?" Dang Han pretended to be surprised.

But I knew that I couldn't fool him with this little trick, and I didn't want to deceive him, so I told him how I dealt with Hou Yujian.

Dang Hanye cried and laughed: "Then Hou Yujian will be handed over to you to deal with, but the shelter is still waiting for my call, you can call them back." Then he picked up his office phone and dialed back a number and handed me the handset.

"Hey, hello, Haidu Asylum." There was a voice over there.

"Hello, I'm Xue Zhixue, general manager of Han Lexiang Media, and I just received a call from you saying that the shelter is accommodating a person who claims to be Mr. Hou Yujian of our company. After our investigation, it is not Mr. Hou Yujian from our company that you contained, thank you. ”

"Oh, well, thank you, excuse me."

"You're welcome."

I put down the phone and saw that the party was looking at me incredulously on a cold night.