Yuan Hao took down the military book covering his face, and gnawed on a lollipop in his mouth, "It seems that it is rare to treat the general as us as leisurely, and worry about eating too much." ”

"It's not just rare, it's unique," Chu Pei laughed, "My mother asked me if the food in the barracks was a special person, not only did it not tan it, but it also grew a few catties of meat." ”

King Chengjun stepped in and said with a bitter face, "You are still happy, now there are a bunch of people in the prison, and it is overcrowded, so you have to think of a way." ”

Speaking of this, Rong Jingxuan was also worried, "Some of those people are joining in the fun, and there are many young people dressed up as noble sons, not all of them are interested in the eldest prince, but also want to see how we train the government soldiers, so that the fish and dragons are mixed, and I really can't tell whether what I said is true or false." ”

Chu Pei smiled and said, "For the sake of the food they deliver, let's close it for a day or two and let it go, so that more people will send the food." ”

Yuan Hao coughed violently, "What you said doesn't look like a young master said at all, as if you haven't eaten vegetables in your life." ”

"The barracks are dull, in this way, it is not only lively, but also benefits, killing two birds with one stone, even we don't know who the eldest prince is, can they know?" Chu Pei smiled secretly.

"That's right."

"Why didn't anyone come to kidnap Brother Yue, he is the only one of us who knows."

"The general just said that if he is really kidnapped, he will ask someone to send you there," an officer and soldier stood aside and said coldly.

Chu Pei shouted, "Why send me there?" ”

Yuan Hao's face I understand. "You are the Great Prince."

Chu Pei rolled his eyes, "If I were the eldest prince, he wouldn't be able to protect me well." But you sent me to ransom, have you ever seen such protection? ”

“…… Haven't seen it. ”

"Do you think I am?"

“…… No. ”

"That's not the end of it."

"That's not necessarily, the more dangerous the place, the safer it is," suddenly, Rong Jingxuan said.

Yuan Hao glanced at Rong Jingxuan with a smile, glanced at Chu Pei and said, "Look." I'm not the only one who thinks you're the Great Prince, don't forget. On that day, on the water side, how excited the emperor was when he saw you, and took the initiative to ask you and give you a marriage. Can you say it's a coincidence? ”

Chu Pei thought about it, as if it was a little unusual for him, "But this doesn't prove that I am the eldest prince, is there any other evidence?" ”

Yuan Hao faked a cough, "What's more, if Brother Yue is kidnapped, he will definitely want news from the eldest prince, don't send me, don't send Brother Jingxuan." I don't send the king of the county, but I send you alone, what doesn't this prove? ”

Chu Pei smashed it with a fist. "It only proves that I'm unlucky."

King Chengjun smiled unkindly, Chu Pei is usually the one who raises the bar the most with King Yuejun, and the unlucky thing naturally pulls him along, and it really can't prove anything.

However, the joke in the tent was heard by the passing soldiers, and then passed on to two. Two passes a hundred, one hundred passes three thousand.

The barracks were boiling. More than a thousand times more boiling than before, the deputy general turned out to be the eldest prince!

The eldest prince is the eldest son of the emperor, the nephew of the king of Zhennan, and he will be the emperor in the future, what does this mean, do you understand?

What a happy thing it was for them to drink and talk to the future emperor every day, and to be beaten with a stick and kicked with his ass!

They are soldiers led by the Son of Heaven himself, not the kind of army that has a name and even people can't recognize a few of them.

When he is old in the future, he holds his grandson, counts the stars and says that when he was training, he was once guided by the Son of Heaven when he was still a prince, which is a good thing for the ancestors to accumulate virtue and burn high incense!

"How happy, the eldest prince once gave me vegetables and handed me steamed buns ......."

"How happy, the eldest prince once patted me on the shoulder and told me to drink more wine......

"How happy, the eldest prince once tried the medicinal wine I brewed, and asked me to endure the pain ......."

"How happy, the eldest prince once helped me when I couldn't stand steadily......."

"How happy, the eldest prince once sorted out the straw ...... on my head and hat."

"How happy, the eldest prince once farted beside me, fragrant ......."

"Roll !!!"

"How happy, the eldest prince once hooked up with me and asked me if I ever had a woman ......."

"How happy, the eldest prince once ...... me."

Then, 3,000 soldiers surrounded the tents, and the soldiers guarding the gate were startled, "Are you going to rebel!" ”

Chu Pei ran out and took a look, but he was also confused, "If you don't train, what are you doing here?" ”

The bold came over and said to Chu Pei, "General, pat me on the shoulder." ”

Chu Pei was suspicious, frowned, and gave him a punch.

The grinning soldiers who should have been hurting cheered happily.

"How happy, the eldest prince once gave me a fist ......."

"I want to be happy too, beat me ......."

The soldiers rushed up, and the frightened Chu Pei hurriedly ran back to the tent.

Military regulations, trespassing on military tents without permission, is a serious crime.

"Are these people crazy?" Chu Pei shook his fan violently, and his headache was splitting.

"How happy, the eldest prince once visited the Qinglou ...... with me."

"How happy, the eldest prince once rubbed his back ...... with me."

"How happy, the eldest prince once played mahjong with me, and he still owes me thirty taels ......of silver, and he hasn't paid it back."

"Haha! Hahahaha! ”

Chu Pei is going crazy, a group of bad friends, a jade fan shaking the wind whistling, how do you live this day, where is the general, I want to take leave!

Ye Guiyue rode back on horseback, and saw that the military tent was surrounded by people, and shouted the big prince, the big prince.

Ye Guiyue frowned, who told them that Chu Pei was the eldest prince?

Not many people know about this, no one will say that they leaked their mouths, could it be that the emperor is full of food, does not recognize the eldest prince, and spreads news in the army?

Pure to him to make a mess of blemishes!

Ye Guiyue got out of the carriage, and the soldiers automatically got out of the way, this is the son of the king of Zhennan and the cousin of the eldest prince.

is still the top boss of the eldest prince. The eldest prince has to listen to him.

"How happy, the eldest prince and his cousin once asked us to build another courtyard......."

"How happy, the eldest prince and his cousin once showed us ...... in person."

"What a blessing. The eldest prince and his cousin and sister-in-law once brought us food ....... ”

"How happy, the eldest prince and his cousin and sister-in-law once personally designed a training ...... for us."

"How happy, the eldest prince and his cousin and sister-in-law once ......."

"What a blessing, the eldest prince ......."

Leng Feng looked back at them, followed Ye Guiyue into the tent, and entered the door with Chu Pei's words, "No." I can't stay in the barracks anymore, they are happy. I'm going crazy! I'm going to take a leave of absence! ”

Ye Guiyue glanced at him, made it to the first seat, frowned, and said, "Out of the barracks." I don't know how many people want to assassinate you, are you sure you want to get out? ”

Yuan Hao, Rong Jingxuan, and Chengjun Wang looked at each other, reacted, and hugged Chu Pei.

"How happy, the eldest prince was once hugged by me, and he vomited ......."

"How happy, the eldest prince was once kissed by me, and he vomited ......."

"How blessed it is that the eldest prince was once touched by me. Vomit....... ”

Chu Pei cleared his tears in two lines, is this the treatment of the eldest prince, it is almost too late!

Spit up. looked at him seriously, looked at him carefully from head to toe, and then asked Ye Guiyue, "Brother Yue, is he really the eldest prince?" ”

Ye Guiyue drank the tea and hummed lightly. "My lady said he was, and it should be."

Several people rushed to the ground. Please, the emperor should have the final say in this matter, your lady doesn't count!

However, the emperor's attitude seemed to have been confirmed, and several people diligently sat down Chu Pei, served tea and poured water, pinched his shoulders and beat his legs, but he didn't sing him a small song.

Chu Pei squinted his eyes and thought: It's good to enjoy it like this.

But in the next second, he almost didn't drop the teacup, and only listened to Yuan Hao, "Since it's dangerous outside, you can live in the barracks, and after we take turns on duty at night, we'll trouble you alone, it's hard work." ”

In addition to Ye Guiyue, each of the four deputy generals had to take turns to be on duty at night, that is, to sleep in the barracks at night in case someone sneaked attack, and the general had to be in charge.

It used to be a last resort, but now there is, cough, with the eldest prince in charge, what a happy thing!

Chu Pei was really sad, "You are all happy, but I am not happy." ”

"How happy, the eldest prince was once unhappy for our happiness......."

“…… If I really want to be a great prince, I want you to taste what is the happiness of pumping buttocks with a bamboo board! ”

Yuan Hao, "....... ”

Rong Jingxuan, "....... ”

King Chengjun, "......." ”

"So that the ultimate happiness is not needed."

"Really, we're already happy, no more."

"Absolutely not, leave such extreme happiness to the general, the general's wife has a medicine ......."

Ye Guiyue almost vomited blood, a group of people often played, and he also had a playful heart, "I haven't tried the feeling of smoking the prince with a bamboo board yet, do you want to try it first?" ”

Chu Pei, "....... ”

I don't want to be a big prince!

The sound insulation effect of the barracks is very poor, and all the people outside heard Ye Guiyue's words and looked at each other.

The rumor that the king of Yuejun was going to pump the buttocks of the big prince in search of extreme happiness blew through the entire military camp with a gust of wind.

Including the spies who came to deliver the pork, they were shocked, dropped the pork cart, and ran away with a puff of smoke.

Then, the rumor that the king of Yuejun was going to smoke the buttocks of the big prince in search of ultimate happiness blew through the whole of Kyoto.

Hearing this, I know that the tea is sprayed at night.

Hearing this, Emperor Wen Yuan laughed like crazy.

Hearing this, Gonggong Xu dropped the emperor's teacup.

Hearing this, the Queen Mother frowned and smiled, this is good news.

Hearing this, the Manchu civil and military were angry, curious, wait-and-see, and resentful of impeachment.

Your sister, who is the eldest prince?!

Ye Xuanyang hurried to the imperial study, and said after saluting, "Father, the son wants to go to the barracks to see if King Yuejun really smokes the buttocks of the eldest royal brother, and asks my father for permission." ”

Emperor Wenyuan's cheeks hurt, "I also want to see how he smokes ......." ”

Ye Xuanyang, "......." ”

Father-in-law Xu, "......." ”

These words came from the imperial study, and a gust of wind blew and blew and blew and blew and ......blew and

Hearing this, the queen mother smiled even more happily, and the emperor didn't like the eldest prince.

Hearing this, the queen was happy, and the maid who made a mistake escaped with the happiness of the eldest prince.

Hearing this, Zhiwan was feeding Chen'er warm water. Accidentally sprinkled two drops.

Hearing this, the civil and military officials stroked their beards and frowned and pondered, what is the emperor's attitude towards the eldest prince?

And then pass and pass and pass and pass. Passed to the barracks.

The emperor and the Nine Emperor Princes were going to come to watch the rumors that the King of Yue Jun was pumping the eldest prince to find the ultimate happiness spread.

The soldiers were intoxicated.

"It's really happy, you can watch the eldest prince being smacked by King Yuejun with the emperor...... extreme happiness."

Chu Pei lay on the couch and burst into tears.

Yuan Hao, Rong Jingxuan, and King Chengjun expressed their silence, what a happy thing it is to have such a cousin and father......

Ye Guiyue flipped through the book of war and studied the topographic map of Dayue. The curtain was lifted, and the officers and soldiers came in with a verdant bamboo strip. He glanced at their eldest prince sympathetically, and offered it with both hands.

"General, this bamboo strip was selected by his subordinates from the bamboo forest, and it is full of toughness. Please take a look. ”

"What a happy bamboo, you can have close contact with the noble buttocks of the eldest prince, and witness our ultimate happiness together, you must build a separate camp to worship ......."

"General, I would like to apply to hold this happy bamboo stick and personally supervise its intimate contact with the noble buttocks of the eldest prince......

"General, I also want to apply to take charge of this unique and happiest bamboo ......."

Yuan Hao, Rong Jingxuan, and Chengjun Wang all played.

Ye Guiyue held the bamboo board. Bounced, it's really good, "Since everyone wants to be so happy." Let's have a competition, whoever can pass the competition in the shortest time will be in charge of the bamboo! ”

This competition includes up and down the barracks.

The training on this day was unprecedentedly high and full of interest. Because he is in charge of the bamboo strips, please the emperor. It is the supreme glory.

Only a certain prince is in the barracks, and his heart is cold.

My mother died early, my brother didn't kiss, and my father didn't love ......

Who Nima is the great prince who has poured blood mold for eight lifetimes!

Mother, come out and tell them that your son is your own!

At this time, the Chu Mansion, the Imperial History, the left and right ministers, the Hou Ye, and the Guogong gathered together.

"Mrs. Chu, is General Chu really the eldest prince?"

Mrs. Chu looked over in a daze and swept over, "What do you want to say?" ”

Lord Yushi repeated again, "It is rumored outside that General Chu is the eldest prince, and I have come to check whether the situation is true. ”

Mrs. Chu was frightened, but she couldn't stand the pressure of so many important ministers of the court, "I don't know if Pei'er is the eldest prince, he is indeed not my husband's own child, but a ...... brought back by my husband from the street." ”

"When?" Mishi continued to ask.

Mrs. Chu reported her birthday, and the ministers glanced at each other, which was indeed similar to the birthday of the eldest prince.

"Is there anything else special? For example, what birthmarks are there on the eldest prince? ”

"I don't know the eldest prince, Pei'er has a pebble birthmark on her left buttock......."

"It's the hip ...... again."

Lord Yushi's words, the room full of people laughed, and Mrs. Chu was embarrassed.

Then, the news that the eldest prince had a pebble birthmark on his buttocks spread.

Floating, passing to the barracks, the army laughed up and down.

Yao Dong dared to ask Yuan Hao, "Does the eldest prince really have a pebble birthmark on his buttocks?" ”

Yuan Hao replied seriously, "General Ben was fortunate enough to witness it once, and there was indeed a pebble birthmark, which is about ...... so big." ”

He gestured with his hand.

King Chengjun held back a laugh and laughed a few times, "Don't worry, wait patiently, it is a happy thing that such a happy pebble can grow on the buttocks of the eldest prince, this general prudently declared, no matter who is fortunate enough to be in charge of the bamboo board, when the bamboo board and the buttocks of the eldest prince's noble buttocks are in close contact, it is important to avoid this happy pebble birthmark, remember?!" ”

"Remember!" The deafening sound resounded in the sky.

Floating, spreading, spreading to Emperor Wenyuan's ears, spraying rice.

"I remember that King Zhennan also had a pebble birthmark on his left buttocks," Emperor Wenyuan laughed so hard that he couldn't even hold the chopsticks that picked up the vegetables.

Father-in-law Xu laughed, it was really father and son, and even the birthmark was exactly the same.

Originally, it was just a joke, and then after the gossip of the little father-in-law, it floated around.

The harem maids, concubines, queen mothers, and queens all knew that the matter of a pebble birthmark on the left buttocks of the wise and martial king of Zhennan in the Dayue Dynasty was not far away.

Drifting through the streets and alleys, drifting past teahouses and restaurants, drifting and drifting to the barracks.

The barracks burst into laughter, and a certain prince took a knife and prepared to dig up the pebbles of happiness. As soon as he heard that the king of Zhennan also had it, his brows suddenly stretched, and his hesitant heart was firm. This pebble birthmark is indeed blissful.

Some government soldiers were curious, "The eldest prince has a pebble birthmark like the king of Zhennan, I don't know if there is a birthmark on the king of Yuejun?" ”

A certain poisonous prince jumped up and rushed out of the door, "Your honorable King Yuejun has a plum blossom birthmark at the base of his thigh...... ”

"The eldest prince, you are so obscene."

After the silence in the audience, a soldier jumped out of the house.

Chu Pei. “……。”

The heart is not only cold, but it is also cold and frozen. The buttocks are not obscene, but the roots of the thighs are obscene, you are intentional bullies!

The lonely returned to the tent and pretended to be dead.

Outside. The soldiers exchanged their heads and made eye contact, and the general had a plum blossom birthmark on the root of his thigh, and he didn't know where it was, so he was curious.

The news spread and spread, drifting through the streets and alleys, passing through the wine shop Qinglou, this news is much more exciting than the plum blossom birthmark on the buttocks of the eldest prince.

The nature is different, first. Whether he belongs to the rebellion of the eldest prince is fabricated or true, no one can prove. Do you want to ask Princess Yuejun?

Second, they won't be so lucky to catch a glimpse.

What they are more concerned about is whether the eldest prince and the king of Yuejun will fight without a word?

The news spread and spread, and after entering the palace, Emperor Wenyuan sprayed tea again. The face is flushed.

Xu Gonggong's eyes do not squint, and the dragon species is the dragon species. Like the emperor.

That's right, our venerable Emperor Wenyuan also has a plum blossom birthmark on the thigh.

The concubines who served him all knew that the Queen Mother was her adoptive mother and knew it.

"Why is the eldest prince like the king of Zhennan, but the king of Yuejun is like the emperor?" The queen was puzzled.

This sentence, the information content is too large, which is equivalent to tacitly acquiescing that His Majesty the Emperor and the King of Yuejun have something in common, that is, there are plum blossom steps at the base of the thigh.

This news is fluttering, fluttering, and by the time the father-in-law told Father-in-law Xu, it had become an irretrievable gesture, and it floated out of the palace.

The big prince has a pebble birthmark on his buttocks.

King Zhennan has a pebble birthmark on his buttocks.

King Yuejun has a plum blossom birthmark on the thigh.

Emperor Wenyuan has a plum blossom birthmark at the root of his thigh.

Is this a coincidence or a conspiracy?

Now only the plum blossom birthmark on the thigh of King Yuejun has not been confirmed, who has the courage to ask?

As the queen and concubine who were rumored to have the privacy of the emperor's dragon body, their faces turned white with fright, and they begged for mercy again and again, and Emperor Wenyuan was furious and saved half a year's expenses for the harem.

The news that Emperor Wenyuan had a plum blossom birthmark on the root of his thigh spread to the military camp and to Chu Pei's ears, and he was resurrected on the spot again and jumped up.

"I understand, you are the eldest prince!" Chu Pei cut the railway.

Yuan Hao, Rong Jingxuan, and King Chengjun were confused, "Then whose son are you?" King Zhennan's? ”

Chu Pei pickled, the human body is so big, the birthmark is not long, it grows here, and the buttocks are divided into two sides, and there are two soldiers in the barracks who are fortunate to have birthmarks on the buttocks with the king of Zhennan and the eldest prince.

Chu Pei's combat effectiveness suddenly decreased sharply, and he lay on the small couch, panting.

These rumors spread very fast, and Zhiwan naturally heard about it, and when he heard that there was a plum blossom birthmark on the thigh of the king of Yue, his face turned red into sunset, and he turned red rouge.

Especially a few maids frequently looked sideways, judging from the face of the princess of the county, this matter is very true.

However, the charm of gossip is too great, and even the plum blossom birthmark of His Majesty the Emperor has floated out of the palace, who is still full of county princes, you pass me, I pass you, that position is too special, there is no one who does not blush.

Even the princess has heard of it, hearing these coincidences, the princess's eyes condensed, over the years, the emperor has been too angry with the prince of the county, could it be that the prince of the county is the emperor's own child?

But how could the prince's son be exiled, this is not scientific.

Either way, rumors are so powerful.

Because the coincidence is too coincidental, some people think that this is just a coincidence, and some think that this is simply a change of son.

If you want to say that the Zhennan Wangfu has the heart to change the tanuki for the prince, but the tanuki was sent out of the palace, this trick is too clumsy, and the mighty Zhennan King will definitely not be so stupid as to be so stupid to change the eldest prince and the prince of Zhennan?

And why did the prince of Zhennan live in exile in Chu Mansion, and he became a little gentleman with a big life, and was not sent to the battlefield, just like his father and uncle, he died and sacrificed his life for the country.

In the dark, there is God's blessing.

This is not the point, the point is what was said before, King Yuejun wants to experience pumping the noble buttocks of the big prince and feeling the ultimate happiness?

If, what we are talking about is if, if the prince of the county is the real prince, will the one-in-a-million bamboo board continue to be happy?

As soon as the word is spoken, the horse is difficult to chase.

The dignified prince, how can he not be trustworthy?

Just rush this board, we also long for the real prince to be the king of Yuejun!

Then, the news that the eldest prince was going to pump his noble buttocks and let himself feel what the ultimate happiness was, spread.

Drifting into the barracks, Chu Pei was resurrected again with full blood, and on this day, he was hovering between life and death.

The prince of a certain county looked sideways, "I will be the eldest prince?" ”

"There is a plum blossom birthmark at the root of the thigh as proof!" Chu Pei screamed.

"If I were the Great Prince, do you think your pebble-covered left buttocks would survive?" A certain county king feels that he is invincible.

Turn your hand and hit your left buttocks, and cover your left buttocks.

Yuan Hao, Rong Jingxuan, and King Chengjun patted Chu Pei's shoulder regretfully, and said sympathetically, "Brother accept fate, you pray that he is the eldest prince, so that there will be someone to accompany you to enjoy the ultimate happiness." ”

It would be pain and happiness at the same time.

Pain and joy. (To be continued)