It's really painful and happy, teasing each other and exposing the shortcomings, you expose my old bottom, I dig your old pit.

For example, Yuan Hao broke out that Chu Pei had a bad habit of grinding his teeth at night......

For example, Chu Pei broke out that Yuan Hao had a problem with foot odor......

For example, Rong Jingxuan revealed that Chu Pei had planned to take a peek at the Spring Breeze Lou Oiran, but he found the wrong room and looked at the old bustard......

For example, Chu Pei revealed that Rong Jingxuan was still a virgin......

For example, King Chengjun exposed that Rong Jingxuan had wet the bed when he was eight years old......

For example, Rong Jingxuan revealed that King Chengjun counted when he was a child, and he liked one, two, three, four, five, six, seven and nine, and often received eight palms from his husband......

For example, Yuan Hao revealed that Rong Jingxuan was scared to go down the tree when he was a child when he picked up bird eggs......

For example, Rong Jingxuan exposed that Yuan Hao picked a honeycomb when he was a child, and he was stung all over his head......

For example, Yuan Hao exposed that the girl who Chu Pei molested for the first time was Chengxi Tofu Xi Shi......

For example, King Chengjun exposed several people when they were younger, and Chu Pei jumped up to pee......

For example, King Chengjun exposed King Yue to practice light exercises, got stiff on the treetops, and fell down in the next second......

Several people were playmates when they were children, and they knew too many strange things about each other.

The barracks were very happy, so happy that the soldiers had the audacity to secretly ask the general how many times a night and what posture he liked......

The spies who sent food, rice, and meat thought it was very interesting, and they worked diligently in the kitchen, and those soldiers also knew who was the spies, so they were ruthless.

"Little Liu, chop the cabbage ......."

"Little Five. Wash the eggplant and chop it into diced ....... ”

The two spies were very resigned, and asked about any interesting stories, as long as they knew, they didn't fail to tell them.

The two left the barracks. The first thing is not to go back to the restaurant, but to go to the restaurant for a meal, and then spread the gossip by the way.

Then, the Da Viet Dynasty had such an army, up to the general, down to the deputy general, from head to toe*.

The general's soldiers hooked their shoulders and backs. Calling brothers and brothers, not respecting humility.

The general lost to the government soldiers. was punished for squatting and running, was dropped on a tree for half an hour, and couldn't even stand on the road.

Everyone listened with relish.

And then......

There are more people exploring the barracks.

Lin Moxuan, Zhiwan looked at a thick book. There are a few words written on it: The Legend of the White Snake.

Da Yue version of "The Legend of the White Snake".

The rhetoric is beautiful, the story is lingering, Poria and a few little maids are in tears, and the veils are wet several times, "Fahai's old bald donkey is really annoying, and Xu Xian doesn't mind that his daughter-in-law is a snake, and he is full of panic to suppress others under the tower!" ”

"I think Xu Xian is also hateful, his wife is so good to him, he has given up being an immortal. But he was bewitched by the old bald donkey, and almost became a monk, if I were a white lady. I'm not going to save him!" ”

"I like Xiaoqing more, how good she is, but it's a pity that she can't get married, alas, ......."

Several maids wiped their tears and actively communicated the plot.

Outside, Marigold came in with a curtain and smiled. "Princess Jun, I sent someone to tell you on the water side. said that the first episode of the Legend of the White Snake was ready to curtain, and asked you when it will be staged? ”

Zhiwan's interest is not high, and the White Snake Biography has been remade in several versions in later generations, which is much more exciting than this one.

"Tomorrow morning," Zhiwan said casually.

Poria looked at her with a blank look, obviously, she also wanted to see it, Zhiwan smiled, "You maids draw lots by themselves, and you can only go to two at a time." ”

A few maids were overjoyed, and they saluted again and again, and Yao's mother brought pastries over, "The princess can't be too used to them, they are almost lawless." ”

A few maids glanced at each other, stuck out their tongues, and went down to draw lots.

Zhiwan took a bite of the pastry, and saw a sky blue figure outside the bead curtain come in, Zhiwan hurriedly put down the pastry, and said with a smile, "Xianggong, when you want to hit the buttocks of the eldest prince to find the ultimate happiness, can I also go to happiness?" ”

Ye Guiyue's forehead shook violently, and he took Zhiwan in his arms with his long arm, and pulled her nose fiercely with his other hand, and the bottom of the demonic eyes flashed with broken fire, "Say it again!" ”

It's really that she didn't know that the sky was so thick that she wanted to look at other people's buttocks, so she was angry and slapped her big palm hard.

Zhiwan's face turned red in an instant, her willow eyebrows stood upside down, and her teeth creaked, and she actually hit her, hit her...... Buttocks!

Originally, Zhiwan wanted to know which day his identity as the eldest prince was leaked, and she kindly didn't want to watch him beat herself, but now, she decided.

"That day, when you hit the buttocks of the eldest prince, I will carry two handfuls of salt in my pocket to make him happy to heaven!"

Zhiwan's words were categorical and unquestionable, but it made Ye Guiyue's heart chuckle, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"Mama Li said that Chu Pei is the eldest prince, is he the end?" Ye Guiyue asked.

Zhiwan rubbed his buttocks without a trace, and said angrily, "Do you know that he also has a birthmark on his body?" ”

“…… Have it? ”

"Is there one? Could you please remove the word "? Zhiwan glared at him angrily, "It's a shame that you are still Chen'er's father, you haven't seen him well!" ”

Ye Guiyue frowned, what is there to look at that little bastard's son, he knows to pee on him, he is asking the eldest prince, why did he jump on the birthmark of Chen'er?

Could it be ......?

Ye Guiyue was shocked, his eyes looked to the right, Sister-in-law Qian was holding Chen'er, and was about to sit down, he strode over and carried Chen'er to the small couch.

Tear off the dusty diaper.

A fountain gushed out.

Sister-in-law Qian was dumbfounded, and she wanted to laugh a little, but she had to endure it, because the chest of the prince of a certain county was wet.

The corners of Zhiwan's mouth twitched and twitched, son, my mother has left, you are so self-conscious.

After a second of silence, Zhiwan turned around and left, but a figure was faster than her, only to see him carrying dust in his hand, looking back at her viciously.

Zhiwan's face was innocent, "It's not the ...... I ordered." ”

Son, well done!

Holding him and urinating all over his body, lying down and urinating him.

"I'll settle accounts with you when I come back." Ye Guiyue gritted his teeth and finished speaking, and walked away with the giggling dust.

Zhiwan sighed, how did she give birth to a son who lacked heart. You should cry at this time!

You cry, my mother is embarrassed to save you!

When the laughter spread far away, Zhiwan reacted, "Hey, where are you taking your son, although it is a bit hateful, you must not throw it away...... ”

A cold wind came out of the shadows. Hearing this, his body went limp. Almost fell to his death.

"Cold wind, you have to protect the dust!" Zhiwan cautiously admonished.

The cold wind was extremely speechless, and everyone was a little convulsive today, as if everyone didn't do things with their brains. But where did the master take the little prince at this time?

I was busy patting the dust on my body, and followed all the way, seeing that the little prince's body was flattened, face down, giggling non-stop.

Leng Feng looked at the sunset on the horizon and took a deep breath.

There was a faint smell of urine in the air.

There was a cold wind with some convulsions on his face, and he could vaguely understand why his master was angry, and he was urinated on by his own son again.

All the way out of the house, got into the carriage. Holding Chen'er in one hand and pulling the reins in the other, Ye Guiyue galloped away.

Destination. Palace.

The guards were strictly guarded, and when they saw Ye Guiyue stepping forward, they hurriedly saluted, and when they saw that there was a child in his arms, they hesitated slightly, and said. "Say hello to the little prince, please say hello to the prince of the county."

They were responded to by giggles.

The two guards aimed towards Ye Guiyue's arms. What a cute little prince, such an approachable little prince, he was so happy to smile at them......

It must be with the princess of the county.

In front of the imperial study, the two little fathers-in-law stood for a long time, secretly rubbing their shoulders and moving their ankles.

Seeing Ye Guiyue stepping forward, one was busy bowing and saluting, and the other was busy entering the palace to tell Emperor Wenyuan.

Before the little father-in-law could say anything, Ye Guiyue had already come in, the corners of his mouth tugged, and he retreated obediently, hesitating whether to call the imperial doctor.

He felt a surge of murderous energy.

The emperor doesn't seem to be able to beat the king of Yuejun?

Emperor Wen Yuan was also taken aback, it was his grandson, how could he be carried in.

Before he could speak, Chen'er was already on the dragon case in front of him, and Ye Guiyue ripped off Chen'er's diaper.

Emperor Wen Yuan was confused, and looked at Gonggong Xu, who was also stupid, and then looked at Chen'er, "Is he short of diapers?" Xu An, ask the secretary to send a hundred ....... ”

Grandpa Xu rolled his eyes, will the little prince be short of diapers? Half of the water side is his good!

Father-in-law Xu glanced at it, his eyes suddenly widened, "The butterfly birthmark at the root of the thigh...... ”

Emperor Wenyuan was stunned, looked down, and then looked up at Ye Guiyue.

Ye Guiyue secretly clenched his fists, "Chen'er is my son, so he followed me, why are you the same as me?" ”

Emperor Wen Yuan was dumbfounded when he was asked, and a touch of pain flashed in his eyes, "Because you are my eldest prince, and Chen'er is my eldest grandson." ”

Although he was affected by the rumors and had three points of preparation, but when he heard the emperor admit it himself, Ye Guiyue was still shocked, how could he be the eldest prince!

Ye Guiyue's eyes were swept by anger, "You also want to throw me to a beggar for adoption, don't you?" ”

Emperor Wenyuan was asked, he couldn't speak for a long time, when he was in love with King Lian, his heart was like a knife, and he only felt that the heavens and the earth were falling, and he lost his mind.

put his heart into the cold palace and put King Lian on death row.

gave birth to a child with all his heart, and even the king committed suicide.

They said that the two died of martyrdom and went underground to make a pair, saying that the eldest prince was not his flesh and blood, and he was angry and asked for a piece to split Yue'er.

It was King Zhennan who arrived in time to block the palm and held Yue'er in his arms.

He had to kill Yue'er, the king of Zhennan wanted to leave a bloodline for his sister, and as a last resort, he handed over the gold medal for avoiding death and his newborn son to him, and he wanted to kill the child out of anger, so he killed his son.

No matter whose son he has begotten to him, from this day on, he will be his son.

He and King Zhennan grew up together since childhood, they were closer than siblings, how could he bear to kill his son, but he couldn't bear to be despised by King Zhennan and his challenge to imperial power.

In a fit of rage, he asked Xu An to take the child out of the palace and throw it to the beggar for adoption.

Later, he learned that Yue'er had the same birthmark as him, and among the emperor's sons, he was the only one who followed the emperor and had exactly the same birthmark, which was because the emperor favored him very much.

At that time, he regretted it, but he couldn't find the prince of Zhennan Wang when he tried to find it again.

King Zhennan didn't think that he would recognize Yue'er back. He said, "No matter who you pass the throne to, it will eventually return to Yue'er!" ”

He thought he would never have a chance to recognize each other in his life. Fortunately, God has lowered the curtain and has news of the son.

Emperor Wenyuan looked at Ye Guiyue in a daze, he wanted to recognize his son, but he couldn't open his mouth, he died of his heart, and died under his doubts.

Back then, if he was willing to believe that she was innocent, listen to her defense. How could she be determined to die?

"Yue'er, my father knows it's wrong. You....... ”

"I only have my father, not my father!"

Ye Guiyue took a step forward and picked up Chen'er, and the result was in this solemn atmosphere. There was a stabbing sound.

The dust without a diaper pad is, Ye Guiyue carried it, and the entire dragon case was full of ......

Including jade seals.

Ye Guiyue, "......." ”

Emperor Wenyuan, "....... ”

Father-in-law Xu, "......." ”

The solemn, grudge-filled atmosphere was ruined, and only a stench remained.

From ancient times to the present, no prince has dared to and pee on the dragon case. Not to mention the honorable jade seal!

Emperor Wen Yuan held his face away from the dragon case, his forehead trembled, and he wanted to be replaced by someone else. He had already cut it into three or five sections.

But it was pulled by his emperor and grandson, and it was a masterpiece created by his own son.

Emperor Wenyuan looked at his favorite pen, his favorite paperweight, and his favorite jade seal, all sprinkled with gold, and his stomach turned upside down.

Ye Guiyue carried his son. I really can't wait to lose him, and I look at Gonggong Xu. Gonggong Xu jumped straight to the emperor's side and looked at the dragon case distressedly.

Tyrannical creatures!

"Your Majesty, what should I do now, blaspheme the jade seal, let alone the little prince, even the king of Yuejun can't escape to death," Gonggong Xu worried.

Emperor Wenyuan glared at Gonggong Xu, who quickly took a handkerchief to wipe the jade seal clean, and then lifted the golden silk wrapped in a fold on the dragon case and took it out directly.

The dragon case, for the first time, was empty.

Chen'er continued to pull, Ye Guiyue collapsed, son, father's face was all lost by you.

But soon, Emperor Wen Yuan found that something was wrong with Chen'er, and hurriedly called the imperial doctor.

Ye Guiyue thought that Zhiwan didn't take good care of Chen'er, but the doctor said, "The little prince is small, when the prince of the county is riding a horse, you have to use a cloak to help him block it, but it's not a big problem, you will be fine after taking two doses of medicine." ”

Ye Guiyue was relieved, and then worried, how to explain to Zhiwan when he went back?

Emperor Wenyuan's eyes were sharp, and he saw it, and said with a fake cough, "It's getting late today, I like Chen'er, leave their father and son to live in the palace, and send someone to tell the princess of the county." ”

Gonggong Xu hurriedly sent the little father-in-law to the Zhennan Wangfu to announce the decree, and asked someone to prepare a place for Ye Guiyue to live, but the little father-in-law was a little embarrassed, where to find a suitable place for the prince of the county to live?

The adult prince in the palace has to move out of the palace when he is fifteen years old, and the prince of the county is an unruly, and there are a bunch of beautiful palace maids and concubines in the harem......

Even if the prince of the county abides by the rules, there are still those palace maids who are bent on climbing up.

Gonggong Xu looked back at Emperor Wenyuan, "Your Majesty, where do the county prince and the little prince live?" ”

"Let's live in the East Palace."

Gonggong Xu was stunned, although he knew that the identity of the prince of the county was the eldest prince, and the emperor also intended to recognize him, but he did not tell the world, and the prince of the county was still the son of the king of Zhennan.

The East Palace is also a very sensitive residence, how many people in the palace are staring at it, several princes usually walk nearby, they don't dare to go in, they all take a detour, for fear of being seen, mistakenly thinking that they have a covetous heart for the East Palace.

The emperor didn't care about this, and let the county prince and the little prince live in, coupled with today's gossip, many people have guessed that the county prince is the eldest prince, so isn't it true?

Gonggong Xu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he glanced at Emperor Wenyuan, could it be that the emperor fought with this idea?

Live in the East Palace first, and when the time comes for the impeachment of civil and military officials, the emperor can directly announce that the prince of the county is the eldest prince, and with the influence of the king of Zhennan in the court, who will be appointed if he does not recommend the prince of the county to be the prince?

When the time comes, the emperor can logically issue an edict, and when the time comes, the son will have it, the grandson will have it, the prince will have it, and the crown prince will have it.

Father-in-law Xu hurriedly waved his hand and asked the little father-in-law to go down to prepare, but the little father-in-law was puzzled, confused, and had a headache.

You are a matter of one sentence, but you know the current situation in the East Palace, except for the palace maids and eunuchs who are cleaning, there is no one else at all, and there are no beds and pillows.

Prepare now, isn't that going to make a fuss and the whole palace will be banged?

The East Palace is the residence of the prince, no matter how favored a county prince is, he is far away from the prince......

The little father-in-law scratched his forehead, when the prince was alive before, he and the prince of the county were in trouble together, as if it was the prince who was scolded and punished.

Could it be that the prince of the county is really the eldest prince?

"What are you doing here, why don't you go quickly, you will delay the rest of the prince of the county, be careful of your skin," Gonggong Xu scolded.

Ye Guiyue didn't expect Emperor Wenyuan to let him live in the East Palace, thinking of the prince, Ye Guiyue looked uneasy, "I'd better go out to stay at the inn." ”

Guest house with son......

It's desolate to think about, so let's live on the water side, and it's my own people inside and out.

Ye Guiyue looked at his son who had changed into new clothes in his arms, he was really weak, and after blowing the wind twice, he began to ......

Well, now I can't have a home.

Gonggong Xu hurriedly stopped him and said, "The little prince has already caught a cold, and the imperial doctor is decocting medicine, so if you go to the inn at this time, you may still have to get a cold, so it's better to live in the East Palace, right?" ”

For the sake of Chen'er, Ye Guiyue's eyes loosened a little, and Gonggong Xu said a few more words, "Let the imperial doctor take care of it, and be sure to let the little prince get well as soon as possible, and Ming'er will go home, but only for one night." ”

"I'm going to live with the Nine Emperor Princes," Ye Guiyue thought for a while.

"Let the Nine Emperor Princes live in the East Palace with you," Emperor Wen Yuan made a final decision.

At that time, the little father-in-law outside came in and asked if he wanted to pass on the food, and Emperor Wenyuan thought of the golden color on the jade seal, and his face twitched and twitched, "Don't eat it!" ”

The emperor's meals are timed, and if he doesn't eat a meal, the imperial dining room begins to be apprehensive, thinking that the emperor has no appetite, and he should be tired of eating the imperial meal.

The head of the imperial diet came to Gonggong Xu and asked if it was time to recruit a new group of cooks into the palace, and then put up a notice to find all kinds of snacks to relieve the emperor's spleen and stomach. (To be continued)