So, Ren Xiaoyao walked up to me with a graceful smile, took a peach blossom fan in his hand, and shook it handsomely and chic on his chest.

He cheekily stretched his head over, turned his back to everyone and said to me in a bad way, "Girl, why are you stunned?" Dear! ”

I pretended to kiss him reluctantly on the face, and I was really happy to have a super handsome guy on the stage, and this scene was guaranteed to be sung happily!

After kissing me, I said, "Is Ren Xiaoyao also coming?" Please sit down with you and listen to my story! ”

"Okay, it's boring, you might as well listen to it."

Ren sat down in front of me in the first row.

I asked with my eyes: "Little one, why are you here?"

He replied with his eyes: What's the matter, can't this prodigal son come?

I replied with my eyes: Yes, I can't ask for you to come to the show.

He ambiguously pointed to the position where I had been kissed just now, and replied with a wicked look in his eyes: I'll let you kiss me.

I raised my chin: "Let's talk about one more, after a candle night in a single's cave room, the bride came out with difficulty holding on to the wall and scolded: Liar! He said he had thirty years of savings, and I thought it was money! ”

The crowd asked, "What is a single?" ”

I replied, "It's just a man who can't find a wife." ”

Everyone laughed: "Hahahaha......"

"The camel and the elephant met on the road, and the elephant said strangely, "Hey, why did your Mimi grow on her back?" It's weird! The camel was not happy to hear this, and said, "Death, get away, I don't talk to what chirps on my face!" ”

Everyone laughed: "Hahahaha......"

"The girl went home in the middle of the night, encountered seven thugs, when it was dangerous, an aunt stepped forward, rescued the girl from the bad wheel, the official visited, praised its bravery, the aunt said: In fact, I didn't think about anything at the time, I just thought that this little good thing can't be cheap that little girl!"

Everyone laughed: "Hahahaha......"

"Somebody kept an aggressive parrot and put it in a cage with the sparrow, and the next day the sparrow died, and the parrot said the sparrow was too small. Someone let go of an eagle, and after another day, the eagle also died, but the parrot's fur was gone, only to see the parrot pinching his waist and scolding: Damn, the girl is quite powerful, but she can't beat it! ”

"Hahahaha......"

"After a large ship was wrecked, a woman and ten men drifted to a desert island, and a month later, the woman committed suicide because she thought what had happened in the month was disgusting...... A month later, the men decided to bury her because they thought what had happened in the month was disgusting...... A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what had happened in the month was disgusting...... A month later, God resurrected the woman because he thought what had happened in the past few months was disgusting! ”

The joke didn't seem to ease up for a while, and after I finished talking about their unadvanced retarded brains, they were still grinding the specific meaning, and even more stupid fools asked me: "Girl, I still don't understand, what is going on so disgusting?" ”

My brain suddenly hung two black lines, "......"

What kind of IQ is this? Is it too innocent or too retarded?

Ren Yao's bright head turned around without thinking about it, and at a glance he understood the meaning of the joke, smiled and took a sip of the tea on the low table, listened to the idiot's question, and even the tea burst out with laughter. ”