Their interest was placed on my bewitching figure, and someone in the crowd said: "Girl, speak quickly, kiss us when you finish speaking!" ”

I glared at him: "The handsome guys are all listening, you must listen carefully to my story, and listen carefully before sending fragrant kisses." As the saying goes, there is no such thing as the best performer, only the best audience. But I will kiss you, and you will not kiss me. However, the brother who listens the most seriously and responds the best, I can kiss you at will. ”

"Do you only let kisses and not let you touch them?"

"Look at my mood."

"Can you kiss anywhere?"

"All but three are fine." I winked and smiled.

The crowd was in high spirits: "Hurry up, the brothers are ready!" ”

Hey. Holding a thick stack of papers, I paced back and forth on my slender white legs in front of them, smiling coquettishly.

In the afternoon, I specially returned to Yunzhai to write an outline of twelve pieces of paper, and decided to talk about "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" to them first, but in order to attract these unserious children to listen carefully, cough cough, I prepared a few meat jokes, thinking that the ancient times were very conservative, and the meat jokes must still be a new thing.

"Brothers, don't worry, let's talk about a simple warm-up first." I cleared my throat and said, "There was a man sleeping in a room with her woman, and the woman stripped naked and drew a line on the bed, saying, 'The one who crosses the line is the beast.'" As a result, the man was seduced by the woman's delicate body and burned himself, but he finally controlled it. The next morning, the woman woke up and found that the man really hadn't crossed the line, and the woman slapped the man hard and said a word. Guess what, brothers, what is this woman talking about? Brother who answered the question, please raise your hand first. ”

The men listened to this and fell into thought, and someone in the first row raised his hand and said, "You are not a beast. ”

"Wrong!"

One raised his hand and said, "You didn't cross the line." ”

"Wrong."

"What's that?" Everyone was curious.

I came to my brother who had just answered the question in the first row, and Xiangzhi picked his chin, turned around and turned away, and said to everyone: "The woman said: You are not even as good as a beast!" ”

Everyone thought about it quietly, and after reacting, they burst into laughter, I hesitated for a moment, and said: "For the sake of these two little brothers who are the first to cooperate with me, I will give a fragrant kiss!" ”

In the envy of everyone, I stepped into the crowd and kissed them on the face, and everyone's eyes suddenly lit up, and shouted, "Girl, keep talking!" ”

I continued: "The next night the man and the woman slept in the same room again, and the woman stripped naked and said that it was the beast that crossed the line!" But because he didn't cross the line last night, the man was slapped, and this time there was a lesson, and in the middle of the night, he suddenly crossed the line and wanted to fork the woman Ouou! As a result, because he was too nervous, he attempted to fork Ouou, and was slapped by the woman again, and the woman said another word, guess what? ”

Someone asked, "What is a forked Eureu?" ”

These men are so unsavvy! I then moved my thumbs together and explained, "That's it, got it?" ”

Everyone suddenly realized, and collectively made a loud noise, and someone urgently replied in order to beg for a kiss: "You are not a beast!" ”

"Wrong!"

"You're a beast!"

"Wrong!"

"Shameless!"

"Wrong!"

Everyone was confused and couldn't guess, so they heard a sexy and magnetic voice floating over not far away, "You are really not as good as a beast!" ”

Everyone turned their heads in unison, and saw Ren Xiaojun walking over and standing behind the crowd with a smile, looking at me and asking, "Bingyue, am I right?" ”

I looked at him stunned, the kid has a good IQ: "Congratulations, you got it right!" ”

Everyone suddenly realized, and said in unison: "So that's the case!" ”