Chapter 232: When people sit at home, the pot comes from heaven
In the bookstore,
Liu Chuyu sat in a position, with tea and fruit plates next to him, and he didn't take any books to pretend to read, but took out the makeup mirror to touch up his makeup.
That delicate, that artificiality, that demeanor,
Gee.
After Xu Qinglang saw him, he found that he was a little unacceptable, and finally simply couldn't see it and went upstairs to prepare to rest.
Zhou Ze vaguely heard a disdainful voice from Xu Qinglang, who had just gone up the stairs:
"SA, O goods."
Lao Dao is still sitting at the bar with a look of interest, holding a copy of "**** Adventures" in his hand and watching it with relish.
I also tugged at my crotch from time to time.
Before the old way had nothing to do, take "Bai Jie's Coaching Career" as a look,
I even finished reading the millions of words of the sequel, and I read it again and again several times.
In the end, Lao Dao even complained that the boss borrowed the corpse to resurrect the soul too early, and it was better to let that damn Xu Le write a little more, after all, this is a great cause for the benefit of several generations, and it will even become a trace of youth in the hearts of several generations.
The white warbler sat behind Zhou Ze, adding hot tea to Zhou Ze from time to time, and then holding a copy of "The Self-cultivation of the Maid" in her hand and studying it carefully.
And this is the Japanese version,
Zhou Ze was a little surprised, and Bai Yingying was actually self-taught.
But when I think about it, I am relieved, if a person who has lived for two hundred years has not degraded physically and mentally, her wisdom should be difficult to look at with the eyes of ordinary people.
And so, it began to fall into the night.
Lao Dao is waiting for the soul, he is waiting for the singer, looking forward to the singer The soul can come over to meet the special star-chasing needs of Lao Dao.
That new ghost in Changzhou, Liu Chuyu, was also waiting for his soul.
Zhou Ze stretched,
Glancing up at the two,
Thinking that they would be waiting for someone?
seem
It's really possible.
But this colleague next door is also a star chaser?
Is it just for the sake of chasing stars?
hehe
It's not that extreme.
"Squeak............"
The door of the book house was pushed open,
Walking in, a tall and thin man wearing a hat on his head, the man was holding a bamboo pole and actually wearing sunglasses.
Wearing sunglasses on a big night,
And that hat,
I really want someone to blow his head off.
From beginning to end, a tall and thin man who showed a kind of "I'm pretending" and "I'm a tall man" found a window seat and sat down
, didn't shout tea, didn't go to the bookshelf to take it out, just continued to sit with sunglasses on.
But the old man took a glass of mineral water and brought it to him, and at the same time instructed the pretending man:
"A minimum cost of 100 yuan."
Putting the water down, Lao Dao walked back to the bar and continued to pick up the book and look.
The monkey smashed the boredom, gathered around the old way, and grabbed the crotch of the old road like a lice.
The monkey is small, and Lao Dao sits behind the bar, so Boss Zhou didn't see it, if Zhou Ze saw it, it is estimated that he would slap Lao Dao directly in the face.
In Zhou Ze's memory, there is a picture that he has never forgotten, that is, the scene of the monkey standing outside the emergency room and taking out his "iron rod" and frantically masturbating.
Now that this little monkey has maintained the innocence at the beginning, it is quite good, and Boss Zhou will not watch Lao Dao continue to take the monkey on the wrong path.
With one more person, the atmosphere in the book room is even quieter.
Nobody to talk, nobody to talk to,
Everyone looks at their own thing.
Zhou Ze simply squinted, his body lay back, and Bai Yingying got up to help Zhou Ze press his shoulder.
I waited until about twelve o'clock, when the wind picked up outside, and then the temperature seemed to drop a little.
Zhou Ze raised his head with some confusion and looked out the window.
Bai Yingying muttered, "Boss, is this a ghost?" It's a big show. ”
yes
The wind is blowing,
It's raining lightly,
It's just a BGM, and the protagonist of the movie is out of the mode.
Boss Zhou sent countless ghosts in this bookstore, and others quietly entered the village, not to shoot guns, and this is the first time I have encountered such a high-profile situation.
The wind is mixed with ghostly energy,
It's the hell that goes wrong.
Next, BGM is actually there, there is a man singing outside, singing a love song that was once very popular in the nineties, with a tactful voice, with a unique vicissitudes.
Lao Dao immediately stood up, with an excited face!
Groove,
It's really coming!
Liu Chuyu didn't move, and continued to look at himself in the mirror, he kept this posture and movement for about a few hours, the more he looked at himself, the more he wanted to look, the more he felt that he looked good, and the whole person was deeply intoxicated.
The man wearing the hat didn't move, he had been sitting upright since he came in, this style was really a fight with Deadpool who was sitting there motionless at this time, and the two of them seemed to be competing.
The visitors are full of possessions,
The first to come,
It was a man in a burgundy suit, the man was singing affectionately, and his face was pale.
Lao Dao almost ran over directly to ask for an autograph, but behind the man, there was actually a woman, a woman in a red dress, and even the woman was wearing red high heels on her feet.
Ordinary people can't see,
But Zhou Ze can see,
The red color on this woman's body has turned into a liquid like "water" dripping down, and everywhere she walks, there is a little bit of Yin Hong's residue.
Liu Chuyu finally stood up and walked in front of the woman, looking at the woman with blazing eyes.
The woman raised her head, looked at him, then smiled slightly, spread her hands, and said:
"Onicha-sama, I follow the agreement and please bind myself to hell."
Liu Chuyu pursed his lips, looking a little angry.
Zhou Ze can understand why this new colleague is angry, maybe, Liu Chuyu and this female ghost had an agreement before, just like the woman who accompanied his son to review for the college entrance examination before.
But now it turns out that
The woman has become a terrible ghost,
Devil,
Not eligible for re-entry into hell and reincarnation.
It's like a fruit that was originally fresh and could be sold at a good price has been rotten, let alone sold, and I'm afraid of stomach trouble if I eat it myself.
"Let him go to me, you can't go to hell, dissipate on your own, he's okay, you let go of his shackles, I'll send him to hell."
"Hey!"
The white warbler was very dissatisfied and wanted to say something,
But Zhou Ze reached out and grabbed her wrist and motioned her not to speak.
Zhou Ze knew what Bai Yingying wanted to complain about, you came to find a female ghost, but after finding out that the female ghost had become a powerful ghost and couldn't change his grades, he actually wanted to send the male ghost down.
This is Tongcheng, which is the territory of my boss.
What do you mean by running here to grab business?
"I'm going to be with him."
The female ghost's hand and the male ghost are tightly held together, the male ghost looks confused, and the female ghost's eyes are full of affection.
This is a fucking star-chaser fan,
Fanatical enough that I'm dead,
Turning into a ghost,
I will also take you to hell with me.
Lao Dao said during the day that the death of this male singer was a bit abnormal, and before he died, he blew up all the black history of his life, and then jumped off the building.
It seems that it must have been influenced by ghosts.
Zhou Ze's heart condensed slightly,
There are ghosts who have killed people in their own city.
This is no small matter.
"You practiced yourself, and now you have dragged him into the water again, don't be ashamed!"
Liu Chuyu stared at the female ghost and said word by word.
The female ghost was a little shy and a little complaining, but she still knelt down in front of Liu Chuyu, crying and begging:
"Lord Shangcha, please, he walks with me on Huangquan Road, so I don't feel lonely."
"Huangquan Road? Do you think you'll still have a chance to go to the Yellow Spring?
Now, you let him go for me, and I send him down, he has been hurt enough by you. ”
"But I gave everything for him to have three abortions!
I love him
I love him more than my family,
I'm sorry for my family,
I just want him to be with me now, even if it goes to hell together! ”
The female ghost seems to be a little crazy,
Of course
You're not crazy, you're not obsessed, and you can't turn into a ghost.
"Get out of here!"
Liu Chuyu flipped over the mirror that he had been sitting there playing with, and a beam of purple light shot out and hit the female ghost's body directly, and the female ghost fell heavily to the ground, and her soul became much thinner.
Followed by
Liu Chuyu grabbed the soul of the male singer.
"Don't, don't, please, go up, don't, don't!!"
The female ghost begged bitterly, her hands grabbed Liu Chuyu's legs,
And Liu Chuyu couldn't move because of this.
Zhou Ze, who has been doing "melon-eating masses" with peace of mind from the beginning to the present, finally showed a sudden look on his face,
Before, Zhou Ze wondered in his heart, why did this new colleague next door deliberately go to Tongcheng to hunt down a female ghost, even if this female ghost became a powerful ghost, it was actually not that important, she ran through the city and was cleaned up by the ghost in Tongcheng.
The crux of the matter is that after the female ghost is injured in the soul,
It can even contain the actions of a ghost!
This is by no means an ordinary female ghost,
To be exact,
It's not that there are any abnormal changes in this female ghost after her death,
It's this woman in her lifetime,
Far from ordinary!
It's a big fish.
In reality, there are people like leper monks;
Actually, Xu Qinglang can be regarded as this kind, but he is powerful with half a bucket of water, and the old Dao ancestor should also be generous, otherwise it would be impossible to leave such a useful rune paper, and like the Chinese cabbage wholesale, the old Dao will have one more after he finishes using up.
Zhou Ze lit a cigarette, but he still didn't move, if the female ghost hadn't become a ghost, Boss Zhou might be able to play a handful of forcible black eating black now.
However, Zhou Ze didn't move, and the tall and thin man who was wearing a pocket and wanted to tell the world "I'm pretending" slowly stood up.
He took it off his pocket,
showed his bowed head,
Those triangular eyes give people a very narrow feeling.
Looking at the female ghost who hugged Liu Chuyu's leg and pleaded,
Looking at Liu Chuyu, who was constantly slapping and scolding female ghosts with a mirror,
The tall and thin man took a deep breath,
Shen Dao:
"It's too much, you ghosts."
"............" Zhou Ze.
Boss Zhou, who was sitting on the side and didn't say anything at all, didn't move, and had a black question mark on his face?
It's really,
People sit at home,
The pot comes from heaven.
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