Article 1 of the first chapter of the first column of the "Salted Fish Dictionary":

"People, you must know how to be satisfied."

As an inspirational man who wants to be the king of salted fish,

After Boss Zhou waved his "new paws" a few times, like a child getting a new toy, he was overjoyed for a while.

After a while, he withdrew his paws, ran downstairs to take a new shower, and then went to sleep with the maid in his arms.

This kind of behavior of "guarding and stealing" is really dangerous, especially the consciousness in the body also became disgusted by this and even began to resist, but fortunately, it was suppressed by Zhou Ze in the end.

But from another point of view, this feeling is really exciting.

Boss Zhou seems to have succeeded in "stealing chickens",

With the mentality that it's already earned anyway,

I slept very soundly.

Maybe it was because he consumed too much last night, Zhou Ze didn't wake up until the afternoon, and when he got up, he found that many places in his body were sore, just like a person who doesn't usually exercise much and suddenly shouted the slogan of weight loss on a whim and gritted his teeth and exercised once.

As a former doctor, of course Zhou Ze knew that this was the reason for the excessive secretion of lactic acid all of a sudden, and he didn't take it seriously, so he went down to wash up leisurely as usual, and then sat down on the first floor.

The white warbler immediately brought tea and today's newspaper,

The newspaper was specially ironed in advance by the white warbler.

For a long time, the servants of the nobles would iron the newspaper in advance before reading the newspaper, this is because the printing technology was not good in the past, and ironing the newspaper could avoid ink stains on the fingers when flipping through it, but now there is no such problem, but the white warbler likes this sense of ritual.

Zhou Ze also let it go.

Now, under the meticulous care of the white warbler, Boss Zhou is very much like the flag man who carried the birdcage out to walk the birds every morning in the former Qing Dynasty.

Lao Dao was watching the news, sitting next to the bar, the monkey was sitting in his arms, and he was watching the news while catching lice for the monkey.

In fact, the monkey smashes very clean, and they also know how to clean up the hair, but the old way is used to this feeling anyway, it doesn't matter if you catch lice or not, the monkey hair is soft, the feel is really good, and it is very comfortable to knead and knead.

The monkey smashed it and enjoyed it too, and his little head was leaning on the chest of the old man, looking comfortable.

The state of one person and one monkey doing nothing is more decadent and lazy than the office of the government that drinks tea and reads the newspaper every day in the mouth of the small people in the market.

"Yo, boss, this star committed suicide."

Lao Dao pointed to the TV screen and shouted to Zhou Ze.

"Who?"

Zhou Ze didn't raise his head, he was not interested in the news in the entertainment industry.

"It's the male singer who sang "%¥@@#"."

"Oh."

The song knows, but the man doesn't.

"He blew himself up and cheated on Weibo in the early morning, and he also blew himself up to suck D, and he blew himself up that he was gay, wow, this is a fucking Buddha epiphany.

I shook off my black history on the Internet, and then committed suicide by jumping from the hotel building, tsk, I still like a few of his songs. ”

As he spoke, Lao Dao also reached out and grabbed a handful of monkey hair,

"I also like monkey smashing, and I often use my mobile phone to cut this song."

"Oh."

Boss Zhou still continued to enjoy the comfortable experience brought by the ironed newspaper, and he really had little interest in this kind of news.

dead person

He's seen a lot.

Male, female, tall, short, ring-fat and thin, show off and wise, scumbag good husband, etc., etc.,

In the eyes of Boss Zhou, he almost became a Nanjing saltwater duck on the assembly line,

Come naked stripes, pack them routinely, and send them to hell to receive.

It is said that there are forensic doctors who like to sleep in their own places of work, because it can make him feel the warmth of someone accompanying him, and it may not be a psychological problem with people, after all, people are animals with strong habits.

"Hey, wait a minute."

Lao Dao took out his mobile phone and flipped through it again, and said in surprise:

"Boss, this singer had a commercial performance in Tongcheng yesterday, and he jumped off the top floor of Tongcheng Hotel."

"Oh."

Tongcheng Hotel for a long time, is a landmark building in the hearts of the people of Tongcheng, more than 10 years ago Tongcheng people bragged that they went to Tongcheng Hotel yesterday to eat Yunyun.

Lao Dao became more and more excited, ignoring his boss's perfunctory attitude at all, and continued:

"Boss, do you think he will come to our bookstore tonight?

I've got to get ready for cow tears, and if he comes, we might even be able to hear him sing a song." ”

Zhou Ze raised his head and glanced at Lao Dao,

"Not all dead people come to our bookstore."

Zhou Ze reminded.

If all the dead have to come to the bookstore, then the GDP of the bookstore is really terrifying, Boss Zhou has to be so busy that he doesn't even have time to drink coffee, and it is estimated that it is not a dream to catch up with the head and over-inspect.

But in fact, the vast majority of the dead souls will go to hell on their own, and only a few disobedient baby souls will be sent to hell through the bookstore.

"Boss, I think he is very wronged, you see, he blew up all his black history before he died, and then committed suicide, there is a great grievance in this!"

"So?"

"So he's probably going to be in the bookstore tonight!"

The feeling of being a veteran star-chasing.

Tell the truth,

To a certain extent, this way of chasing stars can be said to have completely exploded the famous "Hongqiao First Sister",

You block the airport gate, I block the hell gate.

"Want to chase stars? I do know that there are many stars in one place, and there are also stars like Zhang Rong and Meifang. ”

"Really?" Lao Dao was pleasantly surprised.

"Well, hurry up and find a rope to hang yourself, I'll be responsible for sending your soul to hell, maybe even catch their underground concert."

"............" old way.

In the evening, Xu Qinglang prepared another big meal, and for the first time, Boss Zhou solemnly took out his treasured Huapai juice from the other side, and drank it carefully, and then he only felt that his appetite was great, and he was really full of food!

The other people at the table looked at Boss Zhou and felt similar to the day before yesterday when they watched the old grandmother of Nai He Bridge gobbling up.

really

poor living conditions in hell,

Look at these ghosts starving.

After the meal,

Boss Zhou, who was a little supportive, simply moved a chair and sat down at the door of the bookstore, and with the afterglow of the anthers on the other side, Zhou Ze took the candied fruit brought by the white warbler and continued to eat.

Eat happily,

The wonderful feeling of enjoying the food,

This long-lost happiness,

If it weren't for Boss Zhou's deliberate endurance, he might have cried at the dinner table.

Xu Qinglang walked to the door of the store, lit a cigarette, and his expression was a little lost.

Today's meal marks the imminent withdrawal of Xu Qinglang's series of juice drinks based on sour plum juice from the market.

didn't speak, didn't communicate, and after smoking, Xu Qinglang went back to the bookstore to do his own business.

Boss Zhou was very comfortable enjoying the last hustle and bustle of South Street in the evening.

At the same time, I was also thinking about whether I would take some time to practice the sickle claws that came out yesterday tonight, or continue to steal chickens?

The latter impulse was quickly suppressed by Zhou Ze, forget it, don't chew too much, take your time.

A small car stopped at the door of the bookstore, the window was pulled down, and Zhou Ze saw a ...... in a blue skirt sitting inside Man!

The candied fruit in his throat choked suddenly, and Zhou Ze coughed.

The other party turned his face sideways and looked at Zhou Ze, with a little dissatisfaction on his expression, but he didn't say anything.

took out his mobile phone, as if he was repositioning, and finally, he looked at Zhou Ze again, then pushed the car door and got out of the car.

When the other party got out of the car, Zhou Ze realized that he might have misseen it before, the other party was wearing a black delicate suit, and he may have draped the woman's skirt on his body in the car before and was driving.

Before the person approached, the fragrance had already permeated, it was the smell of perfume, very pungent and strong.

Under this situation, Zhou Ze wanted to call Xu Qinglang out for comparison.

You've met your opponent!

However, soon Zhou Ze found out the difference, Lao Xu is a straight man, there is no problem with that aspect of function and interest, his partial feminine appearance is natural, and the one in front of him is full of a pretentious atmosphere, and as a senior surgeon, Zhou Ze can see that the other party's face should have moved a lot of knives, which is to renovate himself to the taste of a woman.

"Come to your land, say hello, my name is Liu Chuyu, a new ghost, from Changzhou, I want to detain a dead soul tonight."

The other party stretched out his hand to Zhou Ze and planned to shake hands, but the other party put a handkerchief on his palm in advance, the meaning was obvious, he disliked Zhou Ze's dirty hands.

Boss Zhou himself still has a habit of cleanliness, he smiled when he saw this scene, and he didn't bother to shake hands with this product, so he asked directly:

"Lin Ke told me that there is a ghost from Changzhou who has crossed the border and wants to come here, why, take the ghost away from me and steal business?"

"I can compensate you in other ways, this ghost is important to me, I need to see him off personally, and there may be some accidents along the way."

The other party bent down and looked at Zhou Ze:

"If my attitude and posture make you feel very uncomfortable, then I apologize to you first, I don't want to cause trouble here.

I'm not arrogant, I'm not high,

It's because the inertia of this body is too strong,

Many of the details of my current behavior are driven by the previous habits of this body, and I haven't fully adapted to it, so I'm sorry. ”

"The inertia of the body?"

"Oh, in short, this body instinctively rejects men and hates them, but it's a man himself."

Liu Chuyu had an expression of sadness greater than death,

"I'm desperate to fall into this host's body."

As he spoke, Liu Chuyu also looked at Zhou Ze carefully, smiled, and said:

"Dude, you have a good body, and you are quite handsome, I really envy you."

"Huh."

Zhou Ze originally wanted to talk to the other party that falling on the enemy who killed him was not something worthy of envy.

But look at the one in front of you,

He suddenly felt that Xu Le still had his cuteness.

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