Chapter 7: A Family
Because as long as Zero Egg is angry, these ghost doers will have a headache, and they want to die again immediately.
In the face of this female ghost's constant begging for mercy, Zero Egg finally relented.
He snorted coldly, "Carry my old man to the bed and lie down, what should you do?" After speaking, he walked to the ghost head that was slapped off by himself, picked up the ghost head, put it back on the male ghost's neck, and rubbed the broken part with his hand, and the wound at the broken place was instantly intact. It's so smooth that you can't see the feeling of breaking it off at all.
The male and female ghosts obediently carried Lin Fang back to the bed.
"Master Zero, why is it that our father is a mortal and we can touch him?" This is something that this female ghost can't understand, isn't it that ghosts can't touch people?
"Have you spent the past three years with us in vain? From the moment he had a leg with my mother, he wasn't an ordinary person. Yesterday, I also went to get cow tears and wiped them in his eyes, which finally opened his yin and yang eyes. "Zero Dan looks like I've done a lot, and I don't ask for anything in return, and the fierce ghost family is speechless.
I've seen a child who cheats his father, but I've never seen a pit like this?
You must know that if the cow's tears are wiped on people who do not have this fate, it is easy to cause eye infection and blindness.
In order to make his father empathize with him, this bear son actually did such a thing to his father.
"Admire, admire! It seems that Lord Zero is really thoughtful! The female ghost began to slap the horse, and the nostrils of a small shuffler were about to go up to the sky.
Snorted coldly, he climbed back into bed and lay down on the bed, "You come here." "The female ghost said you come here, and the female ghost went over with a fart, and according to the old rules, she lay down next to Zero Egg, and stretched out her hand to hold Zero Egg's hand.
Zero Dan took each other's hands, put them in the palm of his hand, and fell asleep while playing.
The female ghost looked down at the sleeping appearance of Zero Egg, and suddenly thought of the scene three years ago, when the father and son had just rented this basement.
At that time, Ling Dan was still held in Lin Fang's arms, a little milk baby.
When they just moved in, the husband originally planned to do something to the father and son, but who would have thought that this child was the reincarnation of the ghost king of the underworld, and it was also the birth of a ghost fetus.
As soon as they cried, they almost broke their lives here. Since then, their family of three has sadly become the child's toy, even if they have to play with him every day, they have to be bullied every day, and they are all the kind of people who can't die and die to death.
At night, Zero Egg, who lacks maternal love, will disguise himself as a mother and accompany him to sleep. He would grab his own hand with one hand and Lin Fang's hand with the other, and then play with their fingers and slowly fall asleep, a habit that had been maintained for three years.
In the past three years, the three of them have been bullied by this child, and they can't wait to let Black and White Impermanence come and take care of themselves as soon as possible. But the grievances of their death are destined not to enter the underworld.
A person who dies unexpectedly is not qualified to be reincarnated.
This is the reason why they have been stranded in the mortal world, unless someone is willing to give them transcendence.
As long as they are exceeded, their family of three will be able to go to the underworld to report and be reincarnated.
The little ghost saw that Zero Egg had occupied his wife, P didn't dare to let it go, and curled up in the arms of the male ghost with a sad face. In the past three years, only when Zero Egg is in a good mood will he let himself go to bed with him, and under normal circumstances, he has to squat in the corner with his father.
What a miserable thing you can't say!
"Come here, Xiaobao." Unexpectedly, this time the conscience of the zero egg found out, pointed to his side, patted it, and let him pass.
This little ghost named Xiaobao was very happy, and immediately got out of the arms of the male ghost, floated to the other party's side, and followed Xiaobao into his mother's arms to sleep.
When they all fell asleep, the male ghost huddled in the corner couldn't hold back any longer, and suddenly stood up and walked towards the big bed.
Closer and closer, closer and closer, and finally lay down in the middle of them, gorgeously squeezing Lin Fang, an extra man, out of bed. He sat in his seat, closed his eyes and held the child in his long hand and fell asleep.
Lin Fang woke up from freezing the next day, and when he woke up, the whole person shivered.
Only then did I find myself sleeping under the bed.
Sitting up from the ground with a confused face, he rubbed his sleepy eyes, stretched out his hand and grabbed the edge of the bed, staggering to stand up, and suddenly saw a line of clothes that did not belong to him hanging down from the bed.
Stunned, he got up and stood up and found a person lying on the bed.
"I'm going? Where did these people come from? Lin Fang looked at the extra men, women and children with a confused face, and his son was lying among them on all fours, sleeping soundly.
Lin Fang was puzzled, and was about to reach out to wake up his son, when suddenly a picture jumped into his mind.
In the picture, he had just entered the toilet when he was frightened by the head that fell from the ceiling.
Ghost!
Last night the house was haunted!
Lin Fang finally remembered what was going on, and then carefully looked at the person lying on the bed, lying in the groove......
No feet!
These three are the ghosts who made trouble in their own house last night?
In addition to the pair of mother and son ghosts, there is also this male ghost who should be scaring himself in the toilet.
Why doesn't it look abnormal at all today, except for the lack of soles, it's quite like a normal person.
Maybe he felt a line of sight looking at him, and the male ghost woke up slowly.
Stretched out his hand and wiped his mouth with saliva, and when he opened his eyes, he met Lin Fang's frowning and looking at his eyes.
was so frightened that he jumped up directly from the bed, and then his body slammed into an explosion, and disappeared from Lin Fang's sight. It's so fast, it feels like I'm a plague god.
The explosion woke up the female ghost and the little ghost, and when they opened their eyes to meet Lin Fang's inquiring sight, they also banged twice, and two explosions came, and their figures disappeared in front of them.
The sound of explosions woke up a little guy who slept too well.
Zero Dan touched the pacifier from the bedside table with his eyes closed, stuffed it into his mouth, and sat up from the bed with his little body swaying, but his eyes still didn't open.
didn't even look at Lin Fang, even if Lin Fang wanted to ask him what was going on with these three ghosts, he couldn't ask.
Resigned to his fate, he stretched out his hand, took his son into his arms, and carried him to the bathroom.