But one thing is that he didn't run away, and he beat the son of this female ghost, and this female ghost will not let him go.

Lin put down his consciousness and wanted to escape, but he didn't expect that at this time, Ling Dan rewarded him with a violent slap again, "Old man! It's a female ghost! Your mother has been single for more than 20 years, or do you have a spring dream, are you sure you can't get her? ”

……

it!

Son, can you shut up! Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will die in your mouth!

Lin Fang was about to cry when he heard Ling Dan's words.

"Is Lao Tzu the kind of person who doesn't even let go of female ghosts? Eldest sister! It's all a misunderstanding, your son is going to beat us, we're afraid~ I'm just defending myself, can you understand it? Lin Fang complained about the zero egg, and then fell back while holding the zero egg, and made a flattering smile at the female ghost. That look can be described as a person who is extremely doglegged.

"Really? You saw my mother in a dream at first sight, you are more terrible than the evil ghost in the color, okay? The ruthless complaints from his son made Lin Fang's heart full of holes, but Lin Fang, who was numb by his son's words, naturally didn't take his son's bunch of to heart.

"I said it was an accident! Who knows that if you have a spring, your dreams can come true! Lin Fang couldn't help but complain, he was in a dream and yes. But that's also because Zero Egg is so good-looking, right?

Is he the kind of person who isn't picky?

The female ghost in front of her has a head on her stomach, even if she is a female ghost with a pockmarked face and a fat head and distorted facial features, she can like a ghost!

"Roar~" In the face of the verbal battle between the two fathers and sons, the female ghost finally got impatient, stretched out her long claws with sharp blood-red claws, and pounced on them.

Lin Fang firmly held his son in his arms, closed his eyes and looked like he was going to die.

I thought that this time my life was over, but I didn't expect the female ghost to pounce.

There was a sudden silence all around, and there was no sound or movement at all.

Lin Fang stiffened his body in confusion, and opened his eyes very carefully, when he saw the scene in front of him, Lin Fang's frightened brain crashed.

Looking at the scene in front of him in astonishment, he felt that this world was so amazing!

A second ago, the female ghost who was fierce and vicious and wanted to avenge her son actually knelt on the ground meekly, stretching out her long red tongue, and was enjoying the caress of a small palm on her head.

"Good job, good job." And the owner of this palm is none other than his stinky son Lingdan, who has no conscience and no taste.

"This ...... What's going on? How did Lin Fang feel as if he had fallen into a trap, a trap that was pitted to death by his own son.

"It's nothing!" After Zero Dan finished speaking, he struggled to climb down from Lin Fang's body, and then walked to the female ghost. With both hands, rubbing the female ghost's head together.

This rubbed and rubbed the sudden change in the style of painting, and the baby ripped the head of the female ghost out of her stomach in frenzy.

Scared Lin Fang directly~~ shouted out again, Zero Dan was used to his father's fuss, so he ignored Lin Fang at all, and held this head to help the female ghost install it back on her head.

Then after the little palm touched around the blood hole in the female ghost's stomach, the blood hole was actually intact and recovered!

Reverted to her original slender waist, the female ghost obviously leaned over her head. I saw that Zero Dan stretched out his hand again and touched the face of the female ghost, and the face of the female ghost also changed from a terrifying appearance with distorted facial features to the appearance of a beautiful woman.

Lin Fang was dumbfounded when he saw this process, "How did you do it?" ”

How can a son have such an ability?

Why doesn't he, the father, know anything about it?

"Old man, people are more popular than dead people, you still don't know." Zero Egg didn't even plan to tell his old man what was going on.

"......" was once again ruthlessly sarcastic by his son, and Lin Fang was obviously numb.

After tossing and turning all night, he was so frightened that his clothes were almost soaked in cold sweat, and he decided to take a shower.

"Xiaobao, you come out too, I'll help you touch it too." Zero Dan shouted in the direction of the kitchen, and the ghost child who had scared Lin Fang before had a huge shoe print on his face, and timidly came out of the kitchen.

When he faced Lin Fang, he was so frightened that his head shrank into the kitchen, obviously scared by Lin Fang's kick just now.

"Don't be afraid, this is my old man, he won't beat you again." Zero beckoned at the imp.

When the little ghost saw Zero Egg, he fought for a while in his heart, and finally shook off his tongue and rushed towards Zero Egg.

Then he squatted in front of Zero Egg, revealing a cute little appearance like a little milk dog.

I saw that Zero Egg repeated his old trick and touched the little ghost's face.

The festering and unsightly places on the little ghost's face disappeared, revealing the appearance of a child. But one thing is still there, and that is its eyes that don't have the whites of their eyes.

Lin Fang had a headache, feeling that there were a lot of things happening tonight, so much that his brain couldn't turn around.

In a daze, he took his toiletries and floated into the toilet. As soon as he entered, Lin Fang let out another miserable scream.

After this scream, Lin Fang didn't react at all, and was directly frightened.

When Zero Egg arrived, an adult male ghost was squatting beside Lin Fang, holding a slipper in his hand and slapping Lin Fang's face.

"This is my son! I don't want to touch you in the future! "Only his own cowardly dad can bully himself, how many other ghosts have their turn to bully?

Zero Egg was furious, and raising his hand was a slap.

With this slap, the ghost's head was directly slapped to the ground by Zero Egg, and he looked at Zero Egg with a frightened face.

The mother and son ghosts outside the door were also frightened by Zero's sudden outburst of temper, and curled up in the corner shivering.

Not to mention how scared he looked, Ling Dan looked down at Lin Fang, who was unconscious on the ground and still convulsed, and rubbed his head with a headache.

"Who is Lao Tzu and who is the son?" Zero Egg asked himself, he is a poor child without a mother, and he has to live more sensible than a teenage adolescent child at the age of three.

And I have to follow him out to deliver food every day, not to mention the hard work, my skin is tanned.

"Master Zero, my husband is wrong, he also feels sorry for the child, you can let him go." The female ghost finally mustered up the courage to climb in front of Zero Egg and prayed that Zero Egg would not be angry.

[Our family's zero egg is the master of the pit dad~]