Chapter 25: The decisive battle has arrived
"Time is of the essence, let's get started now!"
Li rubbed his hands tightly, ready to follow Master Zu's order as soon as possible and accept the apprentice on his behalf.
"Wait..."
Ah Xing came to Lin Xucheng's side and asked in a low voice, "Ah Cheng, are you really going to be a magic stick?" ”
"Don't worry, you have always been my brother, you don't need to call your uncle" Lin Xucheng looked like I had already seen through you, and raised his hand to pat Ah Xing's shoulder.
"Hey, hey... I'm worried that you will be a magic stick, and the police will not be able to do it well" Ah Xing was seen through and grabbed his hair a little embarrassed.
"I've been scared of ghosts lately, and I want to scare ghosts occasionally."
"Boy, it's not so simple to catch ghosts, I was accepted by my master when I was fourteen years old, and I have studied Taoism for twenty or thirty years, and not all ghosts can be cured." Li Jian had long been ready to strike at Lin Xucheng's words.
"I know, brother"
"You kid changed his tune so quickly! Don't call me senior brother outside, call me sir"
"Yes, tight sir"
Seeing that Lin Xucheng was obedient enough, Li Jian nodded with satisfaction.
Li Jian was originally a person who was afraid of trouble, not to mention that he accepted apprentices on behalf of his teacher, gave his ancestor a stick of incense, and then kowtowed three times to end it.
"There is a book, you can watch and practice it yourself, I don't understand how to teach you"
Listening to Li Tight's meaning, he is really ready to be a shopkeeper, no wonder the Maoshan Patriarch said that Li Tight will mislead people's children, but if Li Jian is allowed to teach, I am afraid he himself will not be able to say why.
Lin Xucheng took the book, patted the dust on it, and accumulated a thick layer.
"Maoshan Secret Technique" His eyes lit up, isn't the Dao technique he needs here?
But when he opened the book, he was disappointed.
There are indeed spells on this, but there are not many spells, and the whole article talks about how to suppress ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and the town house is blessed.
For example, the Seven Stars Supplementary Technique, the Exorcism Town House Technique, the Harmony Mantra, the Maoshan Nine Gu and the Mantra, etc.
Lack of spells, change of luck, feng shui and many more.
More often than not, it is to invite the gods and borrow the fierce ghosts of things.
"It seems that even if you don't have any mana, you can live well if you have enough props" Lin Xucheng shrugged his shoulders and put the scroll into his pocket, thanks to the loose clothes that are popular in this era, there are a lot more things that can be held in his pockets.
"Now, we are divided into three operations!"
Seeing that Lin Xucheng finished flipping through the thin book, Li picked his nose, he didn't think that Lin Xucheng could learn anything, he hadn't just started after studying for so many years? Sometimes you can play a spell, thank God, and a ghost suppression spell is sometimes not as good as a basin of black dog blood.
"Ah Xing, you go and get the golden boy and jade girl's urine, Ah Cheng, you solve the Shentai cat, as for me...... I'm the only one who has the mana here, and I'm the only one who comes here. ”
"Golden boy and jade girl, where to find a virgin in this era?" As soon as Ah Xing finished speaking, he suddenly covered his mouth.
"You stinky boy!" Li Tight punched and was about to hit down, but Ah Xing immediately hugged his head and didn't dare to resist.
"Dad! also said that you are doing the right thing, and sure enough, you are going to bully Ah Xing again! Ayu appeared again at a critical moment, and the hero saved the beauty.
"Ayu, tell Dad, did you sleep with this kid?"
"Dad~" Ayu rubbed the corners of her clothes and turned her head shyly.
"Boy, I'll kill you!"
"Damn, you asked me to come back to accompany Ayu that night" Under Li Tight's chaotic fists, Ah Xing's rebuttal could be faintly heard: "Don't slap your face...... Don't slap ...... face"
Li Jian regretted that his intestines were blue, and that night he thought he could get on the horse of the 'Great Beauty', who knew that after sitting for a few hours, he was kicked out.
Lost the lady and broke the soldiers!
I didn't take it myself, but my daughter was eaten by Ah Xing, a stinky boy!
In Li Tight's chaotic fist, Lin Xucheng also saw Ah Xing winking at him proudly.
"You kid" Lin Xucheng turned around with a smile, pretending not to see.
A few minutes later, Li Jian stood aside with a disgraced face, and although Ah Xing had a blue nose and swollen face, his face was full of pride, like a general returning from a victory.
Because Ayu was helping him with bruise medicine at this time.
"It's really a big girl, boy, let me tell you, you have to pay attention in the future, don't make Ayu's belly bigger!"
"I know my father-in-law~" Ah Xing's dragging look makes people look at the root of their teeth.
"Ah Cheng, your task is to catch that cat and on the altar, the task is divided, we had better make medicine before tonight, otherwise Ah Biao will be in danger!"
Li Tight's family has always had cats, but because of Li Tight's personality, this cat rarely eats leftovers, and only Ayu can eat something good when she is at home.
"Hey, father-in-law"
"Huh?"
"Ah sir!" Ah Xing then remembered that he still had a request for others, and immediately stood up straight and saluted.
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
"Ah sir, ...... the golden boy and girl pee?" Ah Xing rubbed his hands back and forth: "... In this era, there are really few virgins, where do I go to find a golden boy and a girl? ”
"Kindergarten"
"I'm a policeman, go and molest girls?!!" Ah Xingyin raised a few steps.
"You can't molest girls, can you molest old women?"
"Old woman?"
"In our police station, there is a cleaning wife, more than ninety years old, an old virgin for a lifetime, her urine is absolutely powerful!"
"I'll figure it out!" Ah Xing nodded, the old woman should be easier to handle.
"Huh? What about Ah Cheng? While the two were chatting, they found that Lin Xucheng had disappeared.
Ayu on the side pointed to the door: "Acheng went out with the cat just now"
"Don't worry, Ah Cheng is much more reliable than this stinky boy" Li Tight still couldn't help complaining in his heart, not that Ah Cheng looked too reliable, but that Ah Xing looked too pompous and unreliable, why didn't his daughter take a fancy to Ah Cheng?
Lin Xucheng had already come to the pet store on the street with the cat in his arms.
With the help of professionals, it is not difficult to make the cat poop on the altar.
Twenty minutes later, Ah Xing and Li Jian had just discussed helping each other, when they saw Lin Xucheng walking into the room with a cat, and a few minutes later he took out the cat feces in a bottle.
The two of them had a very tortuous approach, Ayu went out early to shoot commercials, she recently received advertisements for milk products, and she didn't know what was going on, so she couldn't help.
When they were busy, Lin Xucheng flipped through the books, there was a part of meditating and cultivating mana, but he couldn't understand the acupuncture points of the human body, and then turned his head to look at Li Jian who was collecting the big immortal fart, and he shook his head to dispel the idea of asking Li Jian at this critical juncture.
Collecting the big fairy fart, that is, Li Jian used a pipe to the buttocks, farted and collected.
"The final battle is about to begin"
Lin Xucheng is definitely not as optimistic as Li Jian and Ah Xing, what they have to face is a cult mage, the magic power is profound, the talisman made can even resist bullets, and the ghost hunter coffin Maoshan Patriarch can't break it.
"Where else can I find help?"
He remembered the female ghost Jiajia, but shook his head again.
Although the female ghost has a little mana, it is like a sheep to deal with a cult mage who can catch ghosts.
After searching his head, he couldn't find a rescuer.
"I can only think of a complete plan to solve this group of bastards at once!"