Chapter 24:, pee, fart

"Impossible, how can Uncle Biao not be saved?"

Ah Xing lay on Lin Xucheng's shoulder like a dead dog. He said: "Ah Cheng, your shoulders are so broad~"

"Just talk, don't draw circles on my back" Lin Xucheng shuddered, Ah Xing's commotion is not something ordinary people can bear.

"I must ask Uncle Biao to understand!" Ah Xing is serious all of a sudden, all of a sudden is not serious, ordinary people really can't adapt to it, only a girl like Ayu who is indulged in the ocean of love can look at Ah Xingfa with a doting face. Disturb.

"Ah Xing, you sit on the sofa, I'll go get you safflower oil"

Ayu helped Lin Xucheng put Ah Xing down, and kept going to get the medicine again.

Ah Xing winked at Lin Xu Cheng, showing off very much.

"Master Zu is above, thank you Master Zu for your help, so that I can help my disciples get rid of this evil breath~"

Li Jian's voice came from the small room, and Lin Xucheng and Ah Xing glanced at each other, feeling that something was wrong.

The two of them secretly listened closer.

"Thank you Master Zu for giving me the spirit rune and locking up Zhang Biao......"

Hearing this, Ah Xing couldn't hold back, and pushed the door straight in: "Okay!" It turned out to be you! ”

"Ah, what?"

Li Jian was taken aback, but he didn't expect someone to break in.

"Still pretending to be garlic, you, Ah Cheng and I heard clearly, you locked up Uncle Biao, do you know that I almost let Deng Liyang beat him to death today?"

"I ...... I just don't like this old ghost, pointing fingers around me all day long......"

Li Jian knew that he was wrong, muttered a few sentences, and saw his daughter coming over with safflower oil, looking at him angrily, and he didn't dare to speak more, and his mouth was closed as if he was zippering.

"If Uncle Biao is in danger, I'll K you!"

Ah Xing grabbed the pistol on the table and smoked. Out of the note in the barrel: "Uncle Biao, Uncle Biao, you come out~"

The gun didn't move.

"What should I do, Uncle Biao refuses to come out?" Ah Xing was helpless, although he was very miserable by the old ghost at the beginning, but after staying together for a long time, the old ghost still helped him a lot.

"Don't be so stingy, I'll lock you up for a long time soon...... Well, I apologize, I'm sorry, Ah Biao! Deng Liyang bowed to the pistol.

The gun still didn't respond.

"The situation is not right," Lin Xucheng has habitually thought about the worst of the problem.

"That talisman was given to me by Master Zu, how could I ask ......?"

Li said tightly, suddenly paused, and closed his eyes.

Lin Xucheng, who was closest to Li Tight, naturally discovered Li Tight's changes at the first time, and his momentum changed greatly, which was exactly what Li Tight was in at this time.

"Inferior apprentice Li Jian, this ancestor has never gone down to earth, let alone given a spirit talisman, that is because there was evil before. The teacher pretended to be the patriarch, and Li Jian had evil thoughts in his heart. Only then can the eyes be blinded and used by evil ways. ”

The current Li Jian should be in a state of "ghost upper body".

"Dare to ask the patriarch, is there a way to save Uncle Biao?" Lin Xucheng's eyes kept staring at Li Tight.

"The ghost hunting spirit coffin of the Black Sect is the most vicious spell in the world, even if this ancestor has a heart, he can't crack it, but this ancestor has a method, which can be written on the back of Yu Er, and according to this method to refine medicine, you can break the evil way spell."

"Ah Xing, take off your clothes"

"Huh? I? ”

"Patriarch Maoshan wrote to you with his own hands, this is a blessing that has only been cultivated in several lifetimes!"

"Ayu, you go out first"

Lin Xucheng's arrangement was clear, let Ah Xing take off his clothes, and found cinnabar and a brush from the side.

He stood behind and watched, after the Maoshan patriarch possessed Li Jian, not only did his momentum change greatly, but his calligraphy was even more elegant.

However, the content of the writing is not flattering.

"Shentai cat"

"Golden Boy and Jade Girl's Urine"

"Big Fairy Fart"

The three-in-one collection of, pee and fart, Lin Xucheng remembered that in the movie, the last method given by the ancestor of Maoshan to defeat the evil ways of the underworld cult is these three.

One thing that made him care more was what Patriarch Maoshan said, what does it mean to be unable to crack it by force, is it that he can't use Li Tight's body to descend to the earth, or does he have no mana himself? Otherwise, it would be impossible to allow the evil mage to pretend to be himself in front of his own idol and not dare to show his head.

No matter which one it is, Lin Xu Chengdu can breathe a sigh of relief, and in a world where the gods don't care, there are more opportunities to show their strengths.

"This patriarch has gone"

"Wait a minute, Ancestor!" Lin Xucheng stopped, and asked in the puzzled eyes of Li Tight, who was possessed by Ah Xing and Maoshan Patriarch: "I worshiped incense that day, and it was also the evil path mage who made a hindrance?" ”

"Nature~, to be able to spread the branches and spread my Maoshan faction is the original intention of this patriarch to establish the sect...... However, Li Jian does not learn and has no skills, if he comes to teach you, I am afraid that he will mislead people's children, so he can let Li Jian accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher and accept you as a registered disciple. ”

"Thank you, Patriarch!" Lin Xucheng didn't understand it, let Li Jian accept him as an apprentice on behalf of the teacher, what else was there to pay attention to?

However, he also knew that as long as he solved the evil path mage and killed Deng Liyang, he could really find the capital to survive in this world.

But the confusion in Lin Xucheng's heart did not dissipate, what was the reason that made the Maoshan Patriarch watch the evil path mage cut off his incense and dare not speak out?

People fight for a breath, Buddha fights for a stick of incense, become a god and become an immortal for the sake of incense, and the evil mage dares to break the incense is a taboo.

Too much I don't understand, too much I don't understand.

"Huh? What's wrong, I'm asleep? Lee clutched the back of his head, dazed.

"Patriarch Maoshan got on your body just now, and then tell us how to save Uncle Biao" Ah Xing said and turned around, pointing to the three lines of dragon flying and phoenix dancing behind him.

"This, Shentai cat and big fairy fart are okay to say, the golden boy and jade girl pee...... Yes! Pregnant! ”

"Also" Ah Xing pointed to Lin Xucheng, who was frowning and thinking, and felt that he should speak for his brother: "Just now the Maoshan Patriarch said that Ah Cheng was unsuccessful in burning incense last time because the evil mage made a stumbling block, and now the ancestor asks you to accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher and accept Ah Cheng as a junior disciple." ”

Speaking of which, the cheap smile on Ah Xing's face was too lazy to hide, if Lin Xucheng knelt down for Li Tight and called Li Tight's master Ah Xing, it would be unhappy...... Wait, Ah Xingzheng smiled and was suddenly stunned, if Lin Xucheng became Li Tight's junior brother, wouldn't he become the master of himself and Ayu?

"It's really fake, you two boys, don't lie to me!"

"I don't believe you, ask the patriarch."

"You really think I can't ask?" Li Jian took out a coin from his pocket: "Master Zu is on top, the disciple throws the coin, if the head or the back is on the top, it means that Ah Xing, this kid, I will make a joke, and the disciple will beat him violently." ”

Li Jian was thinking about being counted by Ah Xing because of Zhang Biao's incident and losing face, and he didn't think about throwing a coin properly, just looking for an excuse to beat Ah Xing.

"I'll take your lungs, it's not good, it's not okay, it's not okay, you're cheating!"

"You can still stand~" Li Jian threw it casually on the table, and the coin spun and spun...... In the end, it really stood up!

"This ...... Best of 3 games! ”

Li Jian put his hands together, holding the coin, and at the same time chanted words at the statue of the ancestor god.

Bite~

The coin is still standing!

"It's really evil......"

Ah Xing, who was still worried just now, sighed when he saw this scene.

"No matter how many times you throw it, it won't be a problem, but don't blame me for not reminding you, you may be unlucky if you play with the old man!" Ah Xingbei smiled and threatened.

"Master Zu, I'm sorry! The disciple is wrong! Accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher immediately! ”