Chapter 5: Variation (3)

This is not the end, I don't know how many similar reports Song Yiyi has collected, many of them seem to be gossip, and I don't know how much credibility there is.

Zhu Xiaoqiang calmed down a little and continued to look down.

In a county town in Lu County, farmers on the outskirts of the city suddenly found that their roosters had devoured steel, and then went ...... Iron eggs. The farmer was frightened, and he chased the rooster and beat it, you are not serious, is that what you should do? What did you do with the hen?

England, a crematorium malfunctioned and had a power outage, the family thought they would have to wait a day, and wanted to say goodbye to the body again, but found that their relatives had been put into the jar, and the family and the curator felt strange, so they went to the cremation room and found that the cremation was spitting fire to barbecue the corpse, and when they saw someone coming in, the cremation chemical evil smiled: "Do you want to come some?" stunned everyone on the spot.

The police car soon appeared, and the cremation chemical was taken away by heavily armed policemen in firefighting uniforms, and the cremation chemical was still struggling before leaving: "Don't pull me, I like here, I like ...... here"

A forest fire broke out in Hokkaido, an island country, hundreds of firefighters were trapped in the fire, and at the critical moment, a firefighter suddenly woke up, pulled the leash and loaded, and the human cannon was prepared and launched, and a bubble extinguished the fire and saved everyone.

The people of the island, who already worshipped the colony, went crazy, and this firefighter was offered to the temple, and countless lights were opened every day, and holy water was given to the believers. I heard that some believers use it to baptize their newborn children.

In Dian County, giant pythons dozens of meters long are suspected to have appeared in the tropical rainforest, and giant elephants have been found in some inaccessible mountain forests, which are even larger than mammoths. In some villages close to the primeval forests in Dian County, the villagers frequently had accidents, and the corpses all turned into dried corpses without exception.

The troops were stationed as soon as possible, along with biologists, and soon, the culprit was found, a mutated giant mosquito.

The giant mosquito is one meter long and can drain the blood of an adult at a time when it bites. Biologists have discovered a new type of virus in this giant mosquito, which is extremely infectious and lethal. The departments concerned are worried that once they are used by hostile forces, they will cause great harm.

Soon, a theft incident occurred in a research institute, the new virus was lost, and the news was blocked from the outside world, and the search of all border checkpoints in Dian County and surrounding counties was sharply increased.

Suddenly, another dose of fierce medicine came to the already turbulent and chaotic Internet, and a hen pecked off one of the man's hands. According to insiders, it turned out that the male owner frequently stretched out his evil hand to the hen whenever he had desire, and finally the hen couldn't bear it anymore, which led to the tragedy.

As soon as this matter was exposed, one stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the whole society was stunned.

A large number of media outlets have poured out to report on it as soon as possible.

Who frequently stretches out the hand of evil in the dark night, who allows the overflow of desires and hopes, this is the lack of human nature, or the degradation of morality, please pay attention to our people's column - life channel.

Facts have proved that there is a serious lack of legal awareness in today's society, and it is imperative to popularize the law -- the legal column.

Although the hen is pitiful, who will pay attention to the needs of an Angzang man, if it is not a last resort, how can he defy the law. In today's society, there is a serious imbalance in the proportion of men and women, in order to peep at the leopard, the problem of marriage has reached the point of 100,000 urgency, please pay attention to our program, our aim is to let every single man find a satisfactory partner - non-sincerity will disturb the large-scale marriage column, there is no middleman to make the difference.

Although the hen is small, her life is greater than the sky, she is the victim, and she strongly demands that the perpetrator be severely punished and the hen be released. National legislation is called upon to list chickens as protected animals. We will provide legal assistance and psychological counselling to the hens to reintegrate them into society – Animal Protection Group.

Physiologically and reproductively, hens are also female, and even chickens cannot escape violence, let alone weak women. Opposing domestic violence is everyone's responsibility - Women's Federation.

Human beings should have the courage to break through racial barriers, every relationship should be blessed, and stop looking at us in a secular light, the opposite sex is shameful, the same sex is shameless, and non-ethics is true love - pan-racists.

Anyway, I want to know what it's like to be - the people who eat melons.

Upstairs, you can ask the third brother, their cow has the most right to speak.

Chicken.. Chickens are so pitiful, how can you eat chickens.Chicken-The female netizen sent this message while eating potato chips, wiped her tears, and felt so sad. Turning his head to look at her husband, who was tired of cleaning, she said, "Husband, I want to eat fried chicken." ”

His husband was already on fire for a long time, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he threw away the mop: "Eat your paralysis, you have time to pity a chicken, why don't you share your love with your husband." ”

After saying that, he slammed the door and left, went downstairs to completely let himself go, and ran towards freedom: "This is the feeling of flying, this is the feeling of freedom......"

took out an object from the crotch of his pants: "Second child, eat chicken tonight." ”

That night, the man knelt down and knelt all night. The mouth was cheap for a while, and I almost didn't go to the crematorium. Thinking of the life that is worse than death after marriage, I can't live this day, and I can't help but wet my clothes with tears: "I embarrassed the man." ”

The wife went online and ate chicken, which made the hero cry.

The man didn't flick when he had tears, just because he didn't kneel for instant noodles.

When asked what is the situation in the world, it is a thing descending from a thing.

A bloody case caused by a hen.

The entire network has become a pot of porridge, seriously endangering social harmony, and the higher-level departments have issued instructions to solve the case within a time limit.

For a time, all the staff of the arrest department were dispatched, and the director of the bureau was at home to watch the house.

Finally, two days later, the results of the investigation came out, and the hen was dissatisfied with the frequent visits of the male owner to her nest, so she gave her male owner a visit with her mouth. Unfortunately, this hen has mutated, it is two meters tall, weighs 80 kilograms, has a wingspan of five meters, flutters its wings and can fan people away, and pecks the man's hand off the spot.

Poor man, he can't control himself...... The desire to eat eggs actually lost a hand. It's a pity that he hasn't married a wife yet, and he has lost his five-fingered wife, how should he live in the future.

This wonderful life has since left him.

As soon as the results of the investigation came out, all media immediately stated that the last news only represents the editor's personal views and has nothing to do with this media. Then all the pictures of the hens on the Internet disappeared, and the word "hen" was blocked.

On a dark night when she couldn't see her fingers, the hen was held down by several strong men, "Brother, brother" screamed in her throat, resisted desperately but was still put into a cage and taken away.

That's it.

The country was calm, but something happened in Gaul, and the matter was in a uproar and spread all over the world.

The so-called one side is in trouble, and all parties are happy. In these bad times, the romantic Gauls sacrificed themselves to provide joy to everyone.

When the major media in Xia Guo were still typesetting, some salty and wet guys who could climb over the wall had already thrown the news on the Internet.

Late at night, except for the mahjong sound of his grandmother's legs downstairs, everything is quiet, and it is the time to sleep.

The immortal cultivator was ready and planned to cultivate immortals all night.

Some dead fat houses, blinking Wang Ba mung bean eyes, obscenely closed the curtains, turned off the lights, and put a roll of toilet paper, a cigarette afterwards, and a bottle of nutrition express on the table.

Just about to open the beloved plate.

Suddenly, a large line of words came into view.

The Gauls are green, the Gauls are green.

The fat house's mung bean-big eyes blinked, their spirits shook suddenly, and they swallowed a mouthful of spit, the yellow people have seen too much, and they have heard that the white people are vigorous, and they don't know whether it is true or false.

Dear Aoi-sensei, Hata-sensei, Maria-sensei, please forgive me for being absent tonight, I don't study Japanese anymore, I want to remediate French.

Just as they were about to open it, the fat house hesitated for a moment, and added another roll of paper to the table.

Take a deep breath, tap lightly, and ...... Full screen of text.

What about the picture, what about the picture......

The news boils down to one sentence, the Gauls love to eat foie gras, but the way to obtain foie gras is cruel, and it is nothing in normal times, but at the moment of reiki revival, species all over the world have mutated. The bald eagle in the United States eats children, the kangaroo is looking for the kangaroo, the strong, and the man is boxing, the sacred cow of Tianzhu begins to ride people, and the elephant of Siam is ...... The furry bear began to bear and beat against it, and finally regained its dignity, so that the geese of the Gauls began to peck at people.

The saying that where there is oppression, there is resistance, and this phrase applies to all races, including geese.

Goose goose goose, song to the sky.

The white hair floats in the green water, and the anthurium picks up the big waves.

Then the geese of the Gauls rioted, and the Gauls were pecked to death countless times.

The Gallic government panicked and negotiated with the goose, but when the negotiation failed, it could only order the consumption of foie gras to stop in order to prevent the goose from playing with their lives. At this moment, the face of the Gauls turned green, half frightened, and half angry that there was no foie gras to eat.

The face of the Gaul was green, and then the face of the fat house was also green, and he was swept away, and his brother was sleepy, and he couldn't get up.

The following is another piece of domestic news.

An old cattle raised by a family in northern Shaanxi broke free from the reins and ran into the mountains and forests and disappeared. Some people say that it is because of the wisdom and the essence, which makes many big girls and little daughters-in-law dare not go out at night. Because there has been a painful lesson, it is rumored that in a village near Shennongjia in Ejun, there are women who do not abide by women's morals and are abducted by monsters with hair, some say they are savages, others say they are apes. The men of the whole village searched the mountains but could not find them, and a month later the woman came back and ate fat......

The more outrageous things are, and there is a tendency to move closer to the Bull Demon King.

For this reason, netizens who hurt the egg set up a special post to discuss this matter.

I heard that there is already a version coming out.,It's said that the family saved the Bull Demon King in their previous life.,So the Bull Demon King came to repay the favor.,Now after repaying the favor, I'm going back to Jilei Mountain to find the fox spirit.,After all, it's been so long.。

Some people also say that they didn't go to find the fox spirit, but to find Sun Wukong to take revenge, because Sun Wukong's previous life Supreme Treasure seduced his sister-in-law and was discovered by the Bull Demon King, unless the Supreme Treasure awakened and became Sun Wukong, otherwise he couldn't beat the Bull Demon King. It's a pity that Zixia Fairy ran into the scumbag of Supreme Treasure.

Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety have not been perfected, and the monarch and ministers have to die.

The next one started scolding, upstairs you talked too much about Journey to the West! A dumb and a fool died on the side.

Upstairs you are wrong, if people don't have ideals, what is the difference between them and salted fish. As a salted fish with ideals, the other side also helps me to dry it.

One actor a year, a hundred years of Stephen Chow.

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Recently, many animals in many zoos have disappeared inexplicably, including tigers, lions, elephants, wolves and other fierce beasts, please reduce the public to go out and protect themselves and their families.

The post discussing the Bull Demon King went out in an instant.

You are all garbage, and when I have saved enough food, we will fight again. released a cruel word, and the keyboard warriors hurriedly opened Meimei, hungry, and Taotao, Dongdong, Xixi, Susu, and placed orders frantically.

While the citizens were frantic in purchasing, the catchers were in an urgent meeting to discuss. Photographs flashed alternately on the projector screen, counting missing animals, and then a picture of the zoo's protective net, several meters high, interspersed with large, irregular cracked holes. All the fast faces became solemn, although in response to the many strange events that have occurred in the past month, the government has not yet explained to the people, and the propaganda is even more obscure, deleting countless posts and reports, and closing countless accounts, which seems to be blocked but not sparse, but this is to not cause panic, after all, things are still unclear.

But there is actually a clear understanding inside, like this incident, everything shows that those beasts not only escaped, but also underwent some mutations, otherwise how to tear open the steel net.