Chapter 4: Variations(2)
In the same country of Xia, hospitals in many cities received emergency calls from many women who were bitten by their sons, and according to eyewitnesses, those women were picked up by ambulances and covered underneath, their expressions seemed to be painful and happy, in short, indescribable.
But after being questioned by the hospital, it turned out that the so-called son had grown hair, and he would still be called.
Strangely, most of the husbands or boyfriends of those patients have indifferent expressions. This matter has been reported by many parties and has been known by the masses, and the voices of scumbags have come and gone. According to statistics, there are very few women between the ages of 16 and 45 in the crusade, and they remain silent for unknown reasons.
After the incident, some people who eat melons came to an astonishing conclusion based on a series of strange phenomena. The husbands of women who have been bitten by their sons may know the language of beasts and can control birds and beasts.
It is said that the inspiration for this conclusion comes from a tomb robbery novel "Blowing the Lamp and Pulling Wax", in which the male protagonist Goudan's grandfather raised a mouse back then and asked the mouse to steal silver yuan for him to buy wine and drink.
Some can dive into the water for a long time and swim like fish. The Guinness Book of Records for diving has been broken frequently, and the latest record holder has spent three days and three nights in the water without eating or drinking. He lay motionless at the bottom of the water, and Guinness's official witnesses sadly believe that he had drowned in order to break the record. After salvaging it, this person was not dead, and said angrily: "Hungry your father, do well, give me something to eat." ”
The following is an unserious piece of news, Zhu Xiaoqiang is such a pure person who doesn't understand.
According to reports, a strange man has come to Amsterdam recently, I heard that he is terrible, many women are so frightened that they can't get out of bed for a month, and many are hospitalized, and Amsterdam is much depressed in just one month. When the news broke, the people of the Blonnier forest in Gaul panicked, and many of them fled.
What's even more amazing is that some people have gray hair and turn black overnight, and they are rejuvenated, which is really rejuvenation. In many kindergartens around the world, there is a strange scene, grandparents and grandparents who are as tall as grandchildren send their children to school.
A one-meter-long villain said to another one-meter-long villain: "Grandson, be obedient, and come to pick you up when grandma finishes the square dance." Then the one-meter-long grandmother went to the square on her short legs and walked up to the bald handsome old man, who was her dance partner. However, the handsome bald man refused, the reason being: "Holding your hand is like holding your grandson, I don't feel it." ”
Some people even grew a pair of wings and appeared in the east, and everyone called them "birdmen".
In the West, many devout believers, thinking that the angels had descended to earth, knelt down and bowed down one after another, collectively raising the tide: "Oh, mygod, yes, yes......" but this is limited to people with white wings. The man with the black wings was beaten to the point that he was burned to death.
There are also people who have grown tails, which is more common in Africa.
Some have three heads and six arms, which is scary. As a last resort, this person could only smuggle to no pot in order to support himself, and wanted to go to Haolai House as a special actor, but when he encountered an inspection on the road, he was picked up by the police without a pot like his grandson; in desperation, he went to Baolai House, he didn't know that he was going to dance as an actor in Tianzhu, he was ugly when he danced, people didn't want him, and he was chased by a group of third brothers with bright eyes; he had to come to Xia Guo again, because he heard that the special effects in Hengdian were always five cents, and he must have made a great difference with his ability. Sure enough, he found that he had come to the right place, the first stop in Beihai, he met a group of enthusiastic people, saying that they would take him to make a fortune, those mentors were so eloquent that he couldn't help but leave with people, thinking that he could make a fortune who would go to Hengdian to run tricks. Although he didn't eat very well, he boiled Chinese cabbage for a while, but with the encouragement of his mentor, he felt that his future was bright. And the house is not very good, it is a chase shop, but what makes him excited is that there are many girls who help him wash clothes and socks, and ...... He found that he liked it, and he could do it. And the people here are so understanding that they are afraid that he will be lonely and ask him to call relatives and friends and ask them to come and see him.
But the good days didn't last long, and his relatives and friends never came to see him, and those people became cold to him. He thought, bear with it, after all, there is food and shelter, and what kind of bicycle do you need.
Finally, one day, the tutor couldn't help it, thinking that he couldn't do anything, and that he didn't have enough to eat, so he bought him a ticket and sent him to the train. He doesn't blame the mentor, after all, he eats a lot, not to mention that the tutor told him earnestly before leaving: "The destination of the car is Yuejun, the thieves of Nagada are rich, we really can't support you, don't blame the teacher." And don't go to the north in the future, unlike our southern faction, you are reasonable and will never force people, those calves are black, you be careful. ”
He was very moved, he was moved all the way, and before he could be moved enough, the car arrived at the station.
He heard that this city was called Yangcheng and Huadu, but he didn't see a single sheep or a flower.
As soon as he got out of the station, he was greeted by someone.
"Pretty boy, don't live in the hotel, you have energy. ”
As soon as he arrived in Yuejun, he was treated warmly, and his smile was so warm that it warmed his heart deeply.
The people of Yuejun are too enthusiastic, he has walked a while, and the people here are not afraid that he has three heads and six arms, and it is still very rare, they are all vying to shake hands with him, and they hold it for a long time, and they don't want to let go. The last aunt drove everyone away and invited him home for dinner, for fear that he would hold his hand all the way if he didn't go. After arriving home, the aunt asked him to take a bath first, which was so intimate, but the aunt was too enthusiastic to help him wash, saying that he couldn't wash it himself, and the taste affected the taste. He said I don't pick, I can eat anything. When he finished washing, he found that his aunt had cooked a big pot of soup, and that pot could really fit an adult, and it seemed that his aunt was afraid that he would not be able to eat enough and specially prepared it for him. He took a look, and the water inside was a little clear. The aunt smiled and said to him: "We people in Guangdong County like to drink clear soup, if we are from Shu County, we will put everything in it, and there will be a lot of chili peppers." By the way, you're not afraid of spicy, right?" Before he could speak, the aunt smiled and said, "Don't worry, I don't put chili peppers, you don't know that hot and spicy when the chili water gets on your skin." ”
He said to his aunt, "Don't worry, I will be careful not to spill on my skin." ”
Auntie's smile was a little strange and she began to sharpen her knife.
The aunt asked him to wait for a while, and before she could sharpen the knife, he went to watch TV, watched it and fell asleep.
He was scared to wake up, he had a nightmare, dreaming that his aunt had to ask him to jump into the cauldron to take a hot bath, he refused to say that it would be cooked, and the aunt said that it doesn't matter if you don't like cooked food, we people in Guangdong County are also very good at eating yusheng. Then the aunt began to cut him with a knife, and her eyes lit up and said that it must be very mending.
Then, he found out that the aunt was really cutting his hand with a knife, and he was so frightened that he ran away from the door.
Yuejun can't stay, the people here are so terrible that they eat everything.
He was hungry, and when someone told him that he had something to eat, he shook his head, and a fool would easily follow someone, and he was not stupid. The man said there was meat, and he went with them. But when he arrived at the place, there was no meat, and the people there would cut off his hands and feet with knives, and throw him into the streets to beg. He screamed in fright, but he couldn't move, and those people were so tired and out of breath that they cut with knives for a long time, and they gave him a mouthful: "Why the fuck is your skin so thick? How long the hell will you cut so many arms?"
In the end, he was beaten up by those men and took the opportunity to escape.
Yue County can't stay, and sooner or later he will die.
If he wants to go to Hengdian, he must pass through Min County or Gan County, he thought about it and went to Gan County, mainly because the word "Gan" made him feel inexplicably excited, of course, this is not the main thing. What really made him up his mind was that he heard that the people of Ganjun were too good to foreigners, better than their natives, and foreigners did not charge tickets for tourism, but natives had to buy sects.
Such a spirit is fearless, and it is the spirit of internationalism that sacrifices oneself for others.
He was so moved, he was a foreigner. Then he was really treated as a guest by some officials, and they called him Lord Yang. He felt a little embarrassed, because he had heard that in ancient times, adults meant father. These officials in Gan County recognized him as a foreigner as his father, and he didn't have such a big son.
But before he could enjoy it for a few days, he met a group of Taoist priests who claimed to be from Longhu Mountain. When I saw him, I shouted that the Tao was evil, and the poor Tao accepted you, and I wanted to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, and do the Tao for the heavens, and sweep away the smoke and miasma of the world for you. It scared him to death, but luckily he ran fast or he would have died. He called affectionately, but those officials didn't care about him as a foreigner.
He fled all the way to Min County, and as soon as he took a breath, he listened to a conversation between a foreigner and a local: "I heard that the people of Guangdong County like to eat you Min County people. ”
The locals smiled and said, "Eat whatever you want, whatever they want." ”
The two talked and laughed, but he was scared. As soon as I came here, I met someone who wanted to eat people, and the people of Minjun were not afraid, this is not a normal place. He quickly fled, and before he knew it, he fled to the seaside, he looked back at the land, thirty merits, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons, don't wait, white young man's head, he shed a handful of tears, made a raft and drifted out to the sea overnight, he shook and shake, shake, did not shake to his grandmother's bridge, but shook to DYD. He is a righteous person, although he is not from the Xia country, but he feels that he should do something, and he writes straight "Those who offend my Chinese will be punished even if they are far away", and he walked away.
I don't know how long he drifted, but he came to the island country.
The people here like him so much, especially the women, that they are so weak to see that he has three heads and six arms. But it didn't take long for him to relent......
There are too many similar incidents, and after watching them one by one, Zhu Xiaoqiang finally knows what Song Yiyi means when she says "the world has changed".
Reiki revival, species mutation, this is the hottest and irreplaceable hot word recently.
Some scientific research institutions have detected that there is something in the air that has never appeared before, and it is from this that the species mutation is caused by the meteor shower that spread all over the world a month ago.
The West says that it opened Pandora's box, and the East says that it opened the seal of hell, in short, everything is unknown.
Zhu Xiaoqiang's hand holding the tablet trembled, his mind was a little messy, and it was difficult to accept it for a while.