Chapter 33: The Seduction of My Cousin
"Stay along~"
"Stay along~"
"Follow us, go to the Yin Si Road~"
The sky was dim, there were no stars in sight, and Ling Haoxi's family came here in a trance.
They were dressed only in thin pajamas, and they landed barefoot without pain.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Holding a steel fork, the shadow of the spear passed by, and the four of them hid to the side in fright to make way.
They did not speak, but they had understanding in their hearts.
I'm dead!
If it's not dead, what does a monster with a horse's head do, is it a masquerade?
"Follow me, hurry up!" The horse-faced ghost has a bad temper, and it is not good.
"Oh"
As the head of the family, Ling Haoxi took the initiative to be the first.
There is an LED sign overhead that reads "Hong Kong Residents", and there are ghosts walking back and forth below.
There is also a "dark bank" that is very conspicuous.
For!
The steel fork smashed on the ground, and the frightened Ling Haoxi family retreated.
I only heard Ma Mian say: "You guys, go to register first, and check how much money you have in your account." ”
"Check your account? What are you doing here? Mrs. Ling, Lin Xucheng's aunt, asked.
"We don't have any money in this bank," Ling Haoxi pointed to the "Hidden Bank" signboard beside him.
The horse-faced ghost seemed to see this kind of problem every day, and said impatiently: "There is a lot of money above, and there is a lot of money below!" We are so fair, and the boundaries are so clear! ”
He explained: "Those who are rich are divided into very rich, very rich, very rich!" ”
"The poor are divided into poor to strong, poor to hate, poor to death, you know?"
The eldest aunt smiled confidently: "Then we will definitely not be poor to the fullest, come on, let's check!" ”
Under the sign of the bank, a marble-paved table top with a pile of yellow paper on it.
When Ling Haoxi's family just walked over, there happened to be a rich man in front of him handling business.
"Hey! Feed! Are you mistaken? I'm a billionaire, how could I have no money? ”
The salesman is also very underworldly characteristic, the three ghosts have no mouths, and they use six hands to form a mouth, and the sound is coming from the mouth composed of ghost hands.
"You give your property to your children, and they beat you to death, of course you are so poor! Now wait for them to burn it to you! Hahahaha! ”
"What, to make me poor? If I had known, I wouldn't have given them my possessions! ”
Of course, the poor old ghost did not have good treatment, and was directly taken away by the ghost.
Ling Haoxi's family hurried up.
"Brother Poor, I'm Ling Haoxi, we want to find out how much money we have"
"Yes, yes," the three women of the Ling family nodded in agreement.
It's hard to accept being a ghost, but at least it's better not to be a poor ghost.
"Oh~" The voice of the ghost hand is very strange.
"The Yen's Property!"
The ghost hand spread out and took a piece of yellow paper to Ling Haoxi.
"Wow! That's more than 7,000 pieces! ”
The eldest aunt excitedly asked the ghost, "Big brother, are we poor, or are we rich?" ”
"Of course, 7,000 yuan is so poor that it is thick."
The four of them suddenly stopped talking, not knowing what to say.
Ling Haoxi pondered for a while: "We are foreign investment immigrants, and we have used hundreds of thousands of foreign currencies to buy a house. ”
I only heard the ghost hand say: "This is Hong Kong, you want to be a rich ghost, go back to the country where you invested in immigration, hahahahaha!" ”
"How's it going?"
"Sit on that!"
The ghost hand pointed behind the four.
A paper plane the size of leather shoes broke through the air.
"It's good to take a plane, thank you, big brother!"
Ling Haoxi's family hurriedly rushed towards the location of the Underworld Airport.
I followed the group of ghosts, and soon came to the airliner.
"Ghost Paper Binding Machine No. 444, about to take off......" broadcast is already being announced.
A paper airplane is preparing to take off.
"That, Brother Niu!" Ling Haoxi found a minotaur, leaned over and said, "Our family has just arrived in your country, we are foreign immigrants, and we don't know how to fly to our naturalized country on this plane." ”
"Yes, yes," Ling Jiajia and Ling Lingling just nodded.
"You say you're going to take it?"
"We have a house there!" The great aunt said.
"The house is inhabited, and you must have a cemetery to be qualified to take this kind of plane." After saying that, the bull head turned away impatiently.
"What should I do?" The ghost has no idea.
A horse happened to pass by, and he said, "Then see what your descendants on top do, and if they accumulate more yin virtues, you can go." ”
"Posterity? Does a nephew count? The eldest aunt's eyes lit up.
"You said Ah Cheng?" Ling Haoxi suddenly realized: "But how long does it take to accumulate Yin Virtue, do we have to be lonely souls and wild ghosts all the time?" ”
"There is another way, you can go up in a month, ask someone to buy a mountain, buy a cemetery, then you can take this plane and go."
"Yes, yes!"
It's better to buy it with money than to be a poor ghost in the underworld.
"But you can't be a traitor, you know?"
"I know, I know!" Ling Haoxi's family nodded again and again.
Now they've all locked on to the last straw...... The only relative, Lin Xucheng!
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Beep beep beep –
Beep beep beep –
The sound of the BP machine woke Lin Xucheng from his bed.
"Huh?" He rolled over, and the Maoshan secret technique fell off the bed.
It was already dawn, and Lin Xucheng was suspended from work to check, and he didn't need to go to work, so he could sleep until three o'clock in the morning.
Last night, he studied the spell until late, but the white light experience had been exhausted, and his cultivation was very slow.
Every time he uses spells and draws talismans, he has to consume mana, and he only accumulates a little mana with the help of Li Jian, and if he uses it once, he will have to recover for a few hours, and he will have to eat more meat to supplement his nutrition.
If he hadn't happened to have a strong body, he would have collapsed and fallen to the ground with one mana.
In Li Jian's words, mana is the convergence of essence and spirit, and the stronger the mana, the more essence and spirit, which means that the body is strong and the spirit is sufficient. The reverse also makes sense, if the body is weak and the spirit is insufficient, the mana will naturally not be much.
There was a phone in the room, and after Lin Xucheng glanced at the text on the BP machine, he called the phone.
"Hey, auntie, aren't you on the plane at four o'clock in the afternoon? It's only nine o'clock in the morning. ”
"No, cousin~" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded very loud.
"Jiajia or Lingling?"
"I hate it, cousin, do you have time?"
"What's the matter with you?"
"People have recently fallen out of love and want to talk to you~"
"Broken out?" Lin Xu Chengyi frowned: "I'll say okay first, I can't speak, at most I can only listen to you cry." ”
"Thank you, cousin, go to that café near my house, it's just me... Oh with you~"