"You kiss me~"

"Don't, Dad and Ah Cheng are still sighing~"

"Kiss me secretly~"

"Just one bite!"

"Wood!"

"I'm going to kiss you too......"

In the room dedicated to the statue of the ancestor of Maoshan Mountain, Lin Xucheng and Li meditated cross-legged, and the thin plywood door did not play any role in sound isolation.

Ah Xing and Ah Yu's crooked voices, like 3D surround speakers, came to the ears of the two.

"Quietly perceive, don't be disturbed by other factors!"

Li Jian's green muscles flared up, but he was still asking Lin Xu Cheng to relax.

Tonight, he wants to help Lin Xucheng get started, meditate and practice qi.

Mana, spiritual power, can communicate with all things in heaven and earth, sense the past and future, predict the future, and avoid good fortune.

Legend has it that the monk who can merge with heaven and earth is an immortal.

Lin Xucheng closed his eyes and didn't move, only Li Jian was affected, and the one outside was not Lin Xucheng's daughter, so he didn't care about that.

After a few minutes, Li Jian couldn't hold back anymore and stood up.

"No, I can't stand it! I'm going to hack that stinky boy to death! ”

Bang!

The door was violently pulled open and slammed again.

Soon, there was a quarrel of chickens flying and dogs jumping outside.

"Dad, you let go of Ah Xing~"

"I'll kill you stinky boy!"

"Don't slap your face!"

"Meow!" Cats are also scared.

In the room, Lin Xucheng tried his best to close his eyes, but he found that he might not be really suitable for cultivation.

In Li Jian's words, it may take several months for a person with reckless qualifications to practice his sense of qi, and a person with good qualifications only needs a few hours.

Since Lin Xucheng began to sit cross-legged, he has used white light to help him make up for his experience.

White light allows him to have a figure that only a year or two can take in one afternoon, and a lot of supplementary experience.

The degree of completeness is equated with the white light experience invested, and the greater the amount invested, the faster the improvement will be.

If the white light contained in a chicken is used as a unit, Lin Xucheng has already used it hundreds of times, and all his white light experience is used in meditation, but he still has not been able to experience the sense of qi.

He should be a fool in Li Tight's mouth and not suitable for ascending the immortal path.

The last trace of white light poured in, and all the experience gained by Lin Xucheng killing zombies and ghosts was used cleanly.

"Gas!" Lin Xu Cheng opened his eyes violently.

At the last moment, he finally felt a little, which meant that he might be hundreds of times slower than a cultivation genius!

"How's it going, boy?"

Li tightly covered Wu Qing's left eye and walked back: "I used it for a week before I felt angry, boy, don't be discouraged, try again tomorrow, if you are too anxious, you may go crazy." ”

"What should I do when I feel angry?"

"After you have a sense of gas? I'll teach you when you have it, what's the rush now? Li Jian suddenly paused, as if he had seen a ghost: "You kid, you don't already have a sense of anger, right?" ”

Seeing Lin Xucheng nodding, Li Jian gently patted his cheek.

"Oops!" He accidentally touched Wuqing's left eye.

"Master Zu is above, the disciple really misunderstood you, I didn't expect this kid to be a genius, hehe, the second child also took a day back then! Will he dare to be small in the future? Li Jian was very proud, although he only followed the order of the ancestor to accept apprentices on behalf of the master, but he brought Lin Xucheng into the door, and he was also discerning, right?

Li Jian pretended to cough twice:

"Since you already have a sense of qi, I'll teach you the next one."

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Lin Xucheng's aunt, Ling Haoxi's family,

It's late at night.

Tomorrow morning they will be flying to Canada.

"Ah Bao~" On the bed, Ling Lingling had tears on her face, and she cried in her dream.

"Alas!"

Ling Jiajia, who was sitting on the side and was writing, sighed: "I'll leave tomorrow, you haven't made it clear to him yet, forget it, it's okay to break it in a daze." ”

She put back on her headphones and listened to the music and immersed herself in her expectations for Canada.

kitchen

The flame of the gas stove has long been extinguished, but the switch is not screwed down, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the "hissing" sound of gas leaking.

Suddenly, a hand reached over and tightened the gas switch.

"I've been nervous lately, but I didn't expect the gas switch to really forget to turn it off."

Aunt Lin Xucheng, who was yawning, tightened the gas switch and turned to leave the kitchen.

A fateful tragedy seems to have changed.

Suddenly, there was a sound in the air, like a fly, but if you listened closely, you could see that it was someone talking.

"Did the Ghost King give false news?"

"Impossible, the ghost king said that they will definitely die, if we don't take their reincarnation beads, how can we be reincarnated?"

"What then?"

"Do it ourselves?"

"If the ghost king is investigated, we won't want to be reincarnated, maybe we will go to hell!"

"We've been waiting in line for sixty years to wait for this one, do you want to wait another sixty years?"

If a person with mana opens his eyes to look at it, he will see four little ghosts squatting on the kitchen stove!

The little ghost on the left gritted his teeth, and his pale cheeks were instantly dyed with blush: "I can't wait sixty years!" ”

"Sneer—"

Gas leaks are worse!

The four little ghosts pinched their feet and walked out of the kitchen, they came to Ling Haoxi's room, and the Ling Haoxi couple on the bed had already choked!

The little ghost patted Ling Haoxi's mouth lightly.

kiss

A bead spits out and is caught in the hand by the first imp.

The remaining three imps followed suit and each got a bead.

"Let's go, reincarnate!"

The four ghosts held the reincarnation beads and said in surprise.

——!

A steel fork appeared out of thin air, blocking the path of the four ghosts.

"Boom, boom!"

"Dangdang, dang!"

In the darkness, two tall figures jumped out singing songs, one with a bull's head and the other with a horse's face.

It is the legendary Yincha, the bull head and horse face!

"You four little ghosts are so bold that you dare to harm people!" The bull's head glared, and the frightened imp's legs went limp.

Before Ma Mian could speak, the four imps had already knelt down.

"No, it's not...... Big Brother ......"

"Escort back, go to the eighteenth layer of hell, and never be reborn!" Niu Tou Ma Mian didn't listen to the explanation of the four imps at all, and left directly with the four imps.

White smoke flashed as if nothing had happened.

It's just that you can still hear the chatter of the cow's head and the horse's face.

"What about their family?"

"The book of life and death records that their family died of gas poisoning, but I didn't expect someone to try to change their lives against the sky, if it weren't for these four little ghosts to make trouble, we would be helpless, and now that they are dead, we don't have to worry about business."

"By the way, after their family dies, who will we pick up next?"

"Well, a little policeman in Saiwan, who seems to be surnamed Lin, can't remember ......, anyway, next month, it's soon."

"Hurry up and go back and put these four little ghosts in the eighteenth layer of hell, that ghost king is getting more and more excessive, and he dares to directly betray the information of life, old age, sickness and death"

"He's the Ghost King, do you have a way to cure him?"

"Of course there is no way, he is the ghost king of the mainland, I am the bull head of the British government, take care of a fart!"

The sound gets quieter and quieter, and eventually it becomes inaudible and disappears completely.