Chapter 81 Life and death are downlooked, and if you don't accept it, you will do it
Chapter 81 Life and death are bearish, and if you don't accept it, you will do it
"This pig's large intestine is pretty good, I didn't find the zombie pig king or anything, so I brought back two fat sheep, not bad, not bad."
Liu Yidao made a gesture to the younger brother: "You take out your weapons and hide in the room downstairs." Remember, I'll laugh three times, and you'll come out. ”
"Yes, Brother Liu!"
Liu Yidao pointed to the naked woman in front of him and said to Boss Zhong: "Move the old woman of your family away, it's disgusting to look at, don't appear in front of me." ”
"Yes, yes!"
Boss Zhong showed a harmless smile on his face, but he cursed Liu Yidao in his heart, you beasts, I wish you a good death.
After all the people in the room were gone, Liu Yidao took out a small pistol from his inner pocket, loaded the bullet, turned off the safe, and put it in his pocket to ensure that it could be taken out at any time to deter the opponent.
Outside the dormitory building, Lin Yi admonished: "Pig intestine, you answer according to what I just said, and Liu Yidao will definitely open the door and welcome us in." ”
The pig's large intestine nodded and said, "Okay." ”
"Brother Liu, open the door, I'm back." The pig's large intestine is screaming outside.
Liu Yidao showed his head from the window and showed a gentle smile: "Yo, the pig's intestine is back?" What are the two of you bringing with you? ”
According to Lin Yi's instructions, the pig's large intestine replied: "I met two students on the road, they were afraid of encountering zombie pigs, and they wanted to take refuge with us. ”
"Evacuate?"
Liu Yidao looked at Tang Ziyue with lustful eyes, he was a little better than a pig's large intestine, at least he didn't drool, his face showed joy, and he agreed: "Okay, okay, it's the end of the world, and we need to work together to resist zombie pigs." ”
Seeing Tang Ziyue such a super-superb little beauty, Liu Yidao felt that his youth more than ten years ago had returned.
He remembered a school girl in his class when he was in high school, and his temperament was similar to the little beauty in front of him.
Lao Tzu must her, and he must make her hold herself and call her "Dad", so as to make up for the painful experience of confessing to the school girl in high school, but being rejected!
Liu Yidao walked down quickly, took a deep breath, and said to himself secretly: "Steady, steady, don't scare the beauty away." ”
He rubbed his cheeks, revealing a harmless expression of man and beast, and opened the door with difficulty.
"Please come in, please come in." Liu Yidao showed an unprecedented smirk, which made people feel particularly awkward.
The pig's large intestine led Lin Yi and Tang Ziyue in.
Liu Yidao closed the door, locked it, and held it with an iron rod.
Well, the little beauty has become a boiled duck and can't fly, haha!
Liu Yidao was determined, so he was not in a hurry, and was ready to play with cats and mice.
However, who is the cat and who is the mouse is really uncertain.
Liu Yidao was still wearing a mask of hypocrisy, and said hypocritically: "You two classmates, you should know what the situation is now, right?" ”
Lin Yi restrained his breath, watched coldly, and did not make a sound.
Tang Ziyue was even more desperate, and simply turned his face sideways at Liu Yidao, as if he didn't hear it.
These days, the pride is too arrogant, and after being beaten a few times, he will be honest.
Liu Yidao smiled gloomily: "Then I'll say it bluntly, there are zombie pigs everywhere outside, and only I am the safest here." However, if you want to stay with me, it's not free, and you need to pay some price. ”
Lin Yi asked, "What price?" ”
Liu Yidao greedily looked at Tang Ziyue's seductive curves on the side, the straight nose, the sexy little chin, the 36D big breasts, the upturned buttocks, and the long legs with the golden ratio, really Nima is beautiful!
Liu Yidao said with a smile: "Men, if you want to go out to find food, as for women, it stands to reason that you will also go out to find food, but if you pay some price, you don't have to go." ”
He deliberately accentuated the tone of the word "price".
It's so cool to have the power of life and death in your hands, no wonder the ancients rushed to be the emperor, you can live with a word, and you can die with a word!
Liu Yidao hinted at Tang Ziyue a few times, but the latter didn't bird him at all, which made him feel a wave of anger in his heart.
Nima's, do you think Lao Tzu is joking?
"Hahaha!"
Liu Yidao laughed three times.
The two younger brothers immediately rushed out of the room, carrying a shiny pig-killing knife more than one meter long, with a thick body and a fierce expression, quite murderous.
If Lin Yi and Tang Ziyue were ordinary students, they would probably fall to their knees and surrender at this scene.
But no, it's going to be a good show.
The pig's large intestine deliberately said: "Brother Liu, you, what's going on?" ”
"Get out of the way, none of your business!" Liu Yidao shouted.
The pig's large intestine glanced at Lin Yi worriedly, and the latter gave him a "reassured" look.
Liu Yidao looked at Lin Yi very upset, Nima's, put on a cool expression, what do you mean? How do you feel better than Lao Tzu?
Lao Tzu is here, he is the protagonist, he is the emperor, you trash, you should kneel and lick!
Lin Yi looked very thin and weak, and it was not worth his sale, so the price dropped.
Liu waved his hand, the boss had something, and the younger brother obeyed.
A junior brother stepped forward, raised the shiny pig-killing knife, pointed at Lin Yi's head, and roared extraordinarily: "You are paralyzed, didn't you hear our boss talking to you?" Get on my knees! ”
Another junior brother also yelled: "I'll rub, kneel down quickly, or I'll break your legs!" ”
Liu Yidao is very satisfied, and the younger brother pretends to give ten points.
The pig's large intestine was on the side, and his face turned pale with fright. This Lin Yi is too big, I said it, Liu Yidao likes to bully others, he just doesn't listen, and he has to come to die!
Ay!
Lin Yi's words spit out from between his teeth, and he sounded very calm: "I hate it when others point a knife at my head the most, I warn you, put it down for me quickly!" ”
"Hey, you're more arrogant than Lao Tzu!" That little brother is on fire.
Lin Yi said coldly: "The last person who pointed a knife at my head, do you know what happened to him?" ”
Liu Yidao smiled casually: "What's wrong?" Did you go pooping, or did you pee? Haha-"
"Haha!"
The words are so vulgar, but he thinks it is very humorous, and the little brother naturally wants to laugh with him.
Lin Yi said lightly: "He's dead!" ”
"Oh my mother, that person is dead, I'm so scared!"
The little brother mocked, "Then I'm pointing a knife at your head now, don't kill me, I'm really scared!" ”
The little brother naturally wants to perform hard in front of the boss, maybe the boss will fall in love with the beautiful girl and reward me again as soon as he is happy.
"Haha! Life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it! ”
"This boy is a bad seed, does he dare, haha!"
Lin Yi suddenly asked, "Do you want hands or feet?" ”
"What?" The little brother was stunned.
"Since you don't answer, then you have to have both hands and feet!"
The corners of Lin Yi's mouth hooked an arc, "Do it!" ”