Chapter 80 Funny Combo

Lin Yi said to the pig's large intestine: "You help me find someone, he is in his twenties, he looks very strange,......"

Lin Yi simply described Lin Yi's appearance, and the template of his appearance was the prison bully Zhang Tiancheng.

The pig's large intestine thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I haven't seen this person in the slaughterhouse." ”

He was a little scared and worried in his heart, what he was afraid of was that Lin Yi would suddenly get angry, and what he was worried about was that Lin Yi would be angry and kill himself.

I must have never seen it, because this man is dead. If he really found this person, Lin Yi would be shocked.

Lin Yi said comfortingly: "It's okay, are there any living people nearby, take me to see it." ”

The pig's large intestine hesitated for a moment, opened its mouth, and a look of hatred appeared on its face.

Lin Yi observed his words and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The pig's big intestine sighed and told all the things that happened to him, he didn't dare to expect Lin Yi to help him take revenge.

The pig's large intestine finally said: "Liu Yidao and Boss Zhong are not good people, brother, you have to be careful." Oh, by the way, I haven't asked the two of you for their honorific names. ”

"Humph!" Tang Ziyue responded with white eyes + side face.

Lin Yi said gently: "My name is Lin Yi, and her name is Donald Duck......

Tang Ziyue was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Don't call me Donald Duck, my name is Tang Ziyue, Tang is Donald Duck's Tang ...... Bah, baba, all brought in by you! ”

Looking at Tang Ziyue's angry appearance, Lin Yi and the pig's large intestine laughed.

Laughter is the best thing to dispel embarrassment and fear, and the stadium is filled with a lively atmosphere.

The pig's large intestine also relaxed, and said: "My surname is Zhu, and my name is Dachang, because I especially like to eat pig intestines, so everyone likes to call me pig intestines." Zhu is the vermilion ...... of cinnabar"

Tang Ziyue interjected coldly: "Cinnabar is the abbreviation of Pig's Head Gashabi. Your name really shows your personality traits. ”

The pig's large intestine is very speechless, and this chick is quite vindictive.

Lin Yi waved his hand at Tang Ziyue, who was still quite honest in front of Lin Yi, snorted, squatted on the ground and drew circles.

Lin Yi could see the scene over there through the eyes of the clone, and knew that the group of zombie pigs were still happily chasing, so he didn't have to worry about them coming back.

There is still enough time, enough to help the pig's large intestine take revenge, Lin Yi said: "Go, you take me to where Liu Yidao is." ”

The pig's large intestine was very worried, and said: "Brother Lin, you really have to be careful, in addition to a particularly sharp pig-killing knife in Liu Yidao's hand, it seems that there is also a homemade pistol hidden in his hand." ”

The pig's large intestine hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Moreover, now that there is no food over there, Liu Yidao's kid doesn't dare to go out to find something to eat, and is ready to eat the child's meat!" ”

"So what's there to worry about?"

Tang Ziyue seems to be particularly fond of targeting pigs' large intestines, and sarcastically said: "Our big brother Lin can even kill super powerful headless zombies and zombie pigs, and he still cares about a little dick silk youth?" One finger is pressed to death. ”

In fact, the pig's large intestine has always maintained a skeptical attitude towards Lin Yi's killing of zombie pigs, and he finds it hard to believe that Lin Yi, a polite student, can kill a zombie pig weighing about two tons.

Lin Yi can also see it, but he didn't explain it, facts speak louder than words, let the facts prove everything.

He pointed outside, with an irrefutable tone, and said extremely domineeringly: "Lead the way!" ”

Under Lin Yi's strong momentum, the pig's large intestine nodded obediently and led the two out.

Pig intestine along the way back, leading the two to walk back, as they walked, while introducing what happened here.

It turned out that on the day of the end of the world, the pig that was supposed to be slaughtered in the slaughterhouse was infected with corpse poison, turned into a zombie pig, and turned over to become the owner. They attack humans like crazy, even zombies.

There were originally thousands of people in the slaughterhouse, but in that day, only a few died. That is, Liu Yidao, Pig Intestine and Boss Zhong's family hid in the dormitory building.

The pig's intestine said hatefully: "Don't you know, that Liu Yidao is too despicable, he has Boss Zhong's wife dozens of times, it's too shameless, too despicable!" ”

Tang Ziyue said suspiciously: "Didn't you fall into the well and follow him to bully that woman?" ”

The pig's large intestine said solemnly: "Do you think I am that kind of person? ”

Tang Ziyue snorted coldly: "You are not like, you are original." ”

The pig's intestine was speechless: "Wronged, I'm really not that kind of person." ”

Lin Yi said: "You don't need to explain, I believe you." "Although the pig's large intestine is lustful and lascivious, it is not a person who forces women.

After listening to Lin Yi's words, the pig's large intestine suddenly hugged Lin Yi's thigh because of his confidant, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Brother Lin, you still know me, the parents of the one who gave birth to me, and Brother Lin who knows me!" ”

Tang Ziyue was unhappy when he saw the pig's large intestine, and said with disdain: "Don't hold Brother Lin's thighs, look at you, tears and snot are wiped on Brother Lin's pants." Disgusting to death! ”

"Really?" The pig's large intestine hurriedly wiped Lin Yi's pants with his hands, wanting to wipe them clean, but he didn't know that the more he wiped them, the darker they became.

The snot and tears in the pig's large intestine did not touch Lin Yi's pants, it was Tang Ziyue who lied to him. It's that his hands are as black as charcoal, and it's no wonder that they don't get black when they rub them on his pants.

Tang Ziyue leaned back with a smile: "Pig intestine, your brain is really a pig's brain." ”

Three black lines appeared in Lin Yi's head, are these two guys funny? Don't you know that these are the end times? Don't you have a little bit of nervousness and fear?

Lin Yi didn't realize that he himself had great strength, and his body exuded a unique sense of security, which made the people around him involuntarily relax.

The pig's large intestine didn't dare to be rude to Tang Ziyue, so he had to smile bitterly and admonished: "The front is the dormitory building, and Liu Yidao and his little brother are on it." ”

"Boss, look, the pig's large intestine is back!" A little brother pointed out the window and shouted.

Liu Yidao's biscuits were thrown into the pig's large intestine, and he was angry in his heart, so he was lying on Boss Zhong's body to vent.

Playing with other people's wives without a condom, the key is that the person is still watching from the sidelines, and he doesn't dare to resist, this feeling is really cool.

Liu Yidao's whole body trembled, his soul flew into the sky, and his body shot a criminal bullet.

The woman below was already numb, like a dead person, and there was no reaction at all.

Liu was furious, and a slap flashed: "Get out!" ”

The woman glared at her husband, Boss Zhong, with anger flashing in her eyes, and left naked like a walking corpse.

Liu Yidao got dressed and asked the little brother, "What's the matter?" Is the large intestine of a pig injured? ”

The little brother looked at him and said, "It doesn't seem to be hurt, but he brought back two people, well, it seems to be two students." One boy, one girl. ”

"Girls? Hey! Liu Yidao's heart rose, "Boss Zhong's wife is tired of playing, and she has to change her taste." ”

The two younger brothers laughed together.