Jinsha Harbor, Jing'an District, Linhai City!

In a villa, a man in pajamas and pajamas was lying on the bed boringly, holding a book in his hand to cover his whole face, and after less than 10 minutes, he threw the book aside irritably, came to the computer desk and sat down, with his two hands on his head, bored in a daze at the black screen of the computer.

At 9:18:54 a.m. on July 18, 2010, Huaxia time, the sky was clear outside, the wind was beautiful, it was a good day for drag racing and clubbing, but a group of my friends still didn't come to play with me.

Chen Dong finally couldn't help it, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's too boring!! Jesus, save me. ”

"Kid, I'm here to save you!"

As soon as Chen Dong finished roaring, a low male voice sounded.

Chen Dong didn't answer the man who claimed to be Jesus, picked up a pair of slippers from his feet, didn't look at them, and threw them at the door behind him familiarly and skillfully.

"Ahh

A painful sound sounded, and while looking at the door, a lewd-looking but richly dressed man stood in front of the door, with a pair of red slipper prints on his face.

Apparently Chen Dong's size 43 shoes were just slapped on his size 39 face!!

Chen Dong didn't turn around, picked up the pen in the pen holder and turned it around in his hand, and then said to the computer with a black screen: "Why are you here?" ”

Hearing the voice, the man who was about to cry at the door finally smiled, walked quickly behind Chen Dong, and first looked left and right secretly, making sure that no one was eavesdropping before getting close to Chen Dong's ears.

Before he could speak, Chen Dong quickly turned the office chair he was sitting on, and when Chen Dong faced the man, Chen Dong suddenly bent his foot towards his stomach, kicked forward hard, and kicked on the man's stomach.

The man was rushed back a few steps by the huge impact, and then sat on the ground, and before he could complain, Chen Dong opened his mouth first.

"Are you looking for death? Li Haojie, you said don't come near me, you dead hypocrite. ”

After Chen Dong finished speaking, he wiped the ears that had not been touched by Li Haojie with disgust, as if Li Haojie had touched them, and he also left the influenza A virus, if he didn't clean it quickly, his ears would rot.

Li Haojie got up from the ground, wiped his eyes without tears, and complained to Chen Dong aggrievedly: "Brother-in-law, I don't have something to tell you, and I'm afraid that others will hear it!! ”

"That's enough," Chen Dong stretched out a hand to interrupt Li Haojie's words, and when Li Haojie stopped, Chen Dong stretched out his hand again, slapped Li Haojie's head hard, and warned him while patting: "How many times have I said it, I'm not your brother-in-law!" No, no, I don't like Li Muran's hateful woman in my life!! ”

Li Haojie retorted while hiding: "If you say no, it's not, you are all married, and my sister likes you so much......"

"Say it again?" Chen Dong pointed his hand at Li Haojie's nose, although this posture was very arrogant and disrespectful, but now he felt that there was a stream of blood directly filling his brain, if he didn't clean up Li Haojie, he felt that he would cause Fuke disease because of high blood pressure and then become a cerebral hemorrhage and then semi-paralyzed into a vegetative person, in order to be a normal person in the future, so Chen Dong did it.

He raised his foot and prepared to kick Li Haojie's belly once, so as to tell him what a broken foot was, and then because of Li Haojie's words, his foot stopped on the air wall that was like a centimeter away from Li Haojie's stomach.

"Brother-in-law, wait, have you seen today's news?"

Chen Dong looked at Li Haojie, who was holding his head and was afraid of a turtle with a shrunken head, and asked angrily: "Look, what's wrong?" ”

Li Haojie laughed, carefully put Chen Dong's feet down with his hands, and said with some pride: "That's why I came to you." ”

Chen Dong's least favorite thing is grinding and chirping, seeing Li Haojie put down his feet safely, he probably thought that he would not kick him again, and his sister has a marriage contract with him, which is a bit of a fox and a tiger.

But Li Haojie saw the wrong person, he Chen Dong didn't like Li Muran first, and he didn't like ink second, so he was determined for this second kick.

As soon as Chen Dong's mind reacted, his foot kicked out as fast as lightning, and kicked him in the belly in Li Haojie's shocked eyes.

Li Haojie coughed, obviously this kick was a little heavy, but it didn't hurt the internal bones, so Chen Dong was not worried, although he was gay in a day, but he had rough skin and thick flesh, Chen Dong kicked more than a hundred times, and nothing happened.

"Chen Laojiu, you have gone too far," after receiving a murderous glance from Chen Dong, he changed his words again: "Brother-in-law, you don't love me anymore!" Chen Dong got up from the ground aggrievedly, and tears flowed from his two eyes, just like a woman.

Chen Dong was finally furious, and his face turned red: "Get out!! ”

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On the sofa in the living room, the two finally calmed down, after all, the quarrel between men passed in a while.

Chen Dong looked at Li Haojie who was rubbing this and that on the sofa expressionlessly, and sighed helplessly: "How can I know such a thing as you, you said that your sister is like a man, how can you be like a woman, but it's a pity that Uncle Li's excellent genes." ”

Li Haojie pouted: "Who can say for sure about genes, I suspect that I and my sister's genes are reversed." ”

Chen Dong waved his hand: "Okay, what you just said, is it true?" ”

Li Haojie looked at Chen Dong, who finally became serious in front of him, and couldn't help but become serious.

"Really, it's too miserable, I think this case needs to be handled by our two heroes."

Chen Dong looked at Li Haojie, who was serious for a second, but did not speak, if what he said was true, it would be a little interesting!

But how can he escape from his mother's sight?

Well? Wait, Li Haojie!!

I'm sorry, little brother, you found the door yourself.

Li Haojie was thinking about cracking this case, and then winning the hearts of beauties, and then beauties hugged each other, walking on the street, everyone had to call him "Jie" brother, but suddenly felt a cold wind passing by, making him tremble.

He looked at the starting point of the cold wind, and saw his brother-in-law Chen Dong looking at him with a smile, which laugh he remembered very clearly, evil but not charming, low-key but not rampant, but as long as Chen Dong smiled like this, then someone would be unlucky.

Li Haojie's teeth couldn't control the shivering up and down, but Chen Dong kept staring at him without speaking, and finally he couldn't help it: "Brother-in-law, why are you looking at me like this." ”

Chen Dong unexpectedly walked to Li Haojie and sat down, patted Li Haojie on the shoulder, and replied, "Xiaojie, am I good to you?" ”

Li Haojie suddenly cried and laughed: "Brother-in-law, you are very good to me, Xiaojie is willing to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire for you, as long as we help you, I am wholeheartedly and duty-bound, and Xiaojie has only one request, can you not look at me like this." ”

Chen Dong seemed to really agree to Li Haojie's request, and retracted his gaze: "Xiaojie, you know, my mother has been looking at me a little tight lately, look at this ......"

Before Chen Dong finished speaking, Li Haojie quickly replied: "No! No! It's impossible, I'd rather let you fix me than provoke Aunt Mei!! ”